DAH BES TROLL PASTA EVA

WEN I WAS GOING DOW DA STREET I FEL IN A HOL AND HURT MY KIDNEY. I WAS LIK " GGHGHHGDDFGF" AND PATRIXXX SHOED UP AND TRIED TO KIL ME WIT HIS DETH SMILE BUT I DIDNT LOOK AT HIM AND THEN HE CHASED ME. I WAS LIKE "OH MAH GAWD :O" AND THEN I BUMPED INTO CHUCK NORIS AND HE ROUND HOSED KICKED ME OUT OF HOL. I STARTED WALKING DOW THE STRET AND I RAN INTO A MAN WIT NO FASE. I DONT NOW WAT HAPEND NEXT BUT I WOK UP 6 MOUTHS LATER AND I GOT UP LIKE NOTHING HAPEND. I SAW A GARGE SALE AND WENT THEIR. I SAW A GAME AND IT WAS EARTHBOUND AND I LIKE "WOE EARHBOUND HERE" AND ASKED HOW MUCH. HE SAID 5 MILLION BUKS AND I LIKE HECK NO AND PUCHED HIM IN STOMAC AND I PAIDED HIM ONLY 4,999,999.99 $ (WHOS DA TROLL NOW) I BUMPED INTO A MAN IN A LABCOT AND HE GAVE ME EARHBOUND FOR FREE. I WENT HOM I PLAY AND IT WAS SCARY. I FOGHT GYGAS ON MY FIRST LVL AND HE LOOKED SCARIER THEN BEFORE. I WAS LIKE SCREW IT AND THRE IT TO DA GROUND AND IT DIDNT BREAK!!!!111!!!!1111!!!! I CHECED IT OUT AND IT HAD A FREE MINECRAFT ACOUNT ON IT. OMG. I TRIED IT OUT AND I WAS HEROBRINE OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1111!!!! I STARTD PLAYIN IT AND I GOT KILED FO NO RESON. I RESPWNED BUT HEROBRINES FACE POOPED OUT I GOT SUCKED IN GAME AND SAW JEFF DAH KILA. OMG O:!!!!111!! I GOT KILED AND I GOT A SLEDGE HAMER AND KILED MAH COMPUTR. WHILE I WAS GONE THE WITH A BAG POOPED OUT OF NO WHERE AND I GOT MAH SLEDGE HAMER AND KILED HIM. BOO YEAH!!!111!! I SAW PATRIXXX AGIAN BUT DIS TIME SPONGBOBXXX TRIED TO KIL HIM BUT PATRIXXX KILED HIM AND WIPED OUT DA ENTRIE UNIVERSE AND THOUGHT "GEE ITS BORING NOT KILING" SO HE BROUGH US BAC AND KILED ME. THEN A HYPER-REALSITIC SKELTON POOPED OUT AND I DIEEEEESSSSS AGAIN.