Castlevania Theory

'''Castlevania Theory '''

The Castlevania series stars a family of BDSM dominatrixes and dominatrices who take time machines throughout history to whip the shit out of Dracula to satisfy both their dominance and vampire fetishes. Unfortunately for Dracula, he's not into submission, so he created a really fucking complicated series of puzzles with Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, even ripping out his rib in hopes of confounding the Belmont clan. Because Simon was such a horny bastard, he figured a way past all of it anyway. What a sick fucking douchebag.

The End.

Written by Cjaymarch84