User:TheMajinTails/test

Where I test things out.

Userpage Trollpasta
The original idea of my userpage was that it was going to be a trollpasta where I was the antagonist (a shitty sonic.exe ripoff I will add), and the person who was reading it was in the story as the protagonist (of course, a tom ripoff.)

So, enjoy. Or not, whatever you prefer.

The Story
Hello, my name is , I am a avid trollpasta reader, or rather I was one. Not after....this whatever the fuck. I give this to you because you're next (that was cliche)

So I was surfing the interwebz for some sweet internet "horror" stories, which I use horror very loosely, on the scare factor wiki. Then, my wiphodownes (Iphone and windows combination) got a stupid chain email with a link saying I just won a award from a nigerian prince. Naturally, I went to delete this, but one second later 3 of the same email popped up again. I deleted those aswell, but then 10 of them popped up. I gave up, when I saw that it just kept going every time I deleted them, eventually it got to a hundred. However, the file linked in these spam award emails got me very curious, and it was labelled "MajinTails.wat". I decided to download it, seeing as I was going to trash the file and emails anyway, and I wanted to know why the nigerian prince scam was so persistent on this.

I have no idea who this MajinTails was (if you're shiro reading this yes you do lmao), but judging from his name I would assume he is some dude on the internet, and of no importance to this story whatsoever (okay fuck you I'm the writer). Then, I began installation of it. a pop-up displayed on screen that I had driver errors and I needed to fix my windows, but I just said "fuck that" and closed it, already clicked on one scam don't need another. Besides I was in iphone mode of wiphodownes so that wasn't even going to work.

Anyways, after exactly 45.23 days, it finished downloading, having taken so long due to me using a 1995 AOL dial-up connection. I tried opening it in the iphone mode, but it just gave me a notification that says "f u c k" in vaporwave-esque text. (You're probably looking back at this and saying fuck aswell because you know it's never gonna end well when the error message and notification says fuck and shoulda stopped there), so I went to windows mode and a error message popped up saying "run this on sega genesis you dumbass". So I decided to burn the .wat file over a sega genesis cart's ROM. Out of all that I have, I chose to burn over the sonic 1 proto cartridge I have, seeing as I have no use for the proto because I have the final retail release, and I'm sure that will have absolutely no negative repercussions whatsoever. (You dumbass you just destroyed video game history and a prototype that not just people on the internet but sega themselves including yuji naka have been trying to find for years now just to play some shitty creepypasta thing).

After that, I plugged the cartridge into the designated slot on the genesis torped-I mean sega genesis, then pressed the power button.

the "licensed by sega" screen was completely bypassed altogether, with it booting straight into...a google.com landing page?! I couldn't believe it, I just found a browser for the sega genesis. It actually worked! someone finally got internet on genesis (it's not like sega channel existed or anything)

I decided, out of curiosity, to go to youtube.com to see how video would look on the system, only for it to not lead to youtube but rather a disturbing mini-game with semi-unrealistic mustard where I was EVIL PATRIXXXXXX and killing a bunch of...sonic.exes? it was really similar to a mini-game in NES godzilla replay (because we gotta rip-off other pastas amirite) then I went to lolpasta, only for the cartridge to get corrupted. SPAGHETTI SPRITES WERE EVERYWHERE. Suddenly, the cartridge flung out of my genesis, turned into a PS2 disc, flung into the sun, then crashed into earth. I had to glue it back together.

So I popped it into my PS2, and it bypassed the intro again. Once again it was a web browser, but it instantly sent me to lolpasta wiki. I tried to log into it, but the browser froze for exactly 9,000.9128937463289103843547839201834375843929084753483928375683493287565834923028573538429320184725289410827.1 nanoseconds. During the last nanosecond, it showed the santa evil patrixxxxxx with blood all over his skin, blank black eyes like max and ruby 0004 (yay....more blatant ripoffs...joking...not actually joking...), and his skeleton was popped out (of fucking course it popped out. How did you even see all this if it was in a single nanosecond)

It displayed the log-in screen of any .fandom.com address, though instead of the input for your information it instead displayed a list of users you could select. I shall a name among them, called "TheMajinTails", who I assume is what the file was named after. I clicked on it, but then a giant "NO FUCK YOU SCREW OFF" displayed on the screen before taking me back to the log-in. I then selected the user, Carzyshark28, to play. It played a toy story woody laugh, then doing a pause for 9 years, that was when I realized...I was playing a shitty creepypasta bootleg (how long did it take you to realize it, if it took 9 years?)

When it got done, it took me to the lolpasta main page and displayed a message I created the carzyshark28 account. Was I really so early it was just now created? whatever, I just random page to go to a....random page. But then, it said "nO YoU FoOL" in shitty sonic.exe fashion. It didn't take me to a page, so I went to wiki activity. There was no activity, it displayed nothing as though nobody's posted anything (have you tried turning it off and on again?) I then went to carzy's message wall, to find a message by TheMajinTails. He wrote this:

"HAB SOME MEATBALLS"

This message was surprising, and just random so I closed it. But then he sent 20 more of the same message. Not this shit again... (I feel the same way dumbass protag)

so I then played some flash game in the now-PS2 browser, WHEN THE MUSTARD RETURNED. Then, gohan, the character on MT's profile, appeared seemingly representng him.

"HEY KID WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL?" MT spoke out. then he grabbed the character I was playing in the flash game's heart and crushed it.

then it cued some generic wilhelm scream ripoff when the screen cut to black. then the disc flew out, I was scared screaming, the disc then entered my throat and choked me to death. im died now, and you're next. IF U SEEZ MAJINTAILS.WAT DO NOT DOWNLOAD!!!!!!!!!