A ordinary Trollpasta by a ordinary retard

What you are about to see might disturb you because I said so.

One day, I went to work at Patrixxx's office, when I entered, it was all hyper realistic. Patrixxx pulled out a nuke and tried to explode me with hyper realistic blood. Then, a skeleton popped out and gave him a heart attack (Of course he's still alive, Patrixxx never dies of course, I just had time to escape.)

I ran out of the office and a flying turtle hit me with hyper realistic blood, and I died. Then a hyper realistic skeleton fell on me.