Reggie is splatt-angry

One day i was wandering what i could play 4 my youtube channel. I walked around my room to find an epic enough gum. I was angry about the whole thing, because all I cold find was Banjo-Tooie, bubsy 3D, and ET for the atari 2600. I epicly facepalmed right in the face, how dare I have such terrible jims! I was angry. Really, really angry.

As I was driving to work (Chuck E Cheese, I was him), I saw a poster for a yard sale. I was like, “eh, I don’t need a job!” So I drove there, eventually crashed into there mailbox.

The guy who lived there was like, “Oh my gosh! What the heck, dude?”

I didn’t respond. I walked around and eventually saw a black wii u shaped case just labeled with duct tape and marker, “Splatatat”. I opened it and saw a splatoon disk with splattoon guy’s eyes red. I never played spatoon so I bought it along with a capture thing. I drove home, later getting an email saying that there had been a fire at the chuck e cheese, saying i was lucky. I responded saying i was sick.

I plugged in my wii u and put in the disk. When i opened the gym, it started with the classic sega intro. Thats normal.

I started playing, and it was normal. Though al the players were goombas. Thats normal. I noticed that my name was ben did drown even though my wii u name was “yoyo535tr34yo12ivan?” (my youtube name). Thats normal. I walked over to the weird news squid peoples and looked at them. I saw a weird frame with them with knives. Thats normal.

I just started playing online and it was going normal. But then the next round started. The sky was green, everything was green! I thought i even saw luigi. I started to think everything was not normal. But i still played and recorded. Until mickey mouse appeared with a knife. Mickey said, hey dude! I screamed and threw my controller as i saw that it was just a costume and it was reggie behind the mask.

I bet you dont know who reggie is, but he was the ceo of nintendo america. I couldnt believe it! i ran to my mom in the other room. she was reggie. i just assumed i was hallucinating, so i told her about it. reggie's eyes turned red and said, "my body is ready." i screamed and ran into my room. i took master sword replica and guarded the door. reggie still burst in and said my body is ready again. i tried to stab him but instead i heard a metal clang.

"that is right, i, reggie, am a robot."

then he killed me.