Growing Up with Hello Kitty - Kitty says a bad word


 * One day I was on LSD, I walked into Target and started flexing my Gamecube controller for no reason.

I went into the DVD section cuz y not? I found a DVD Titled "Growing up with Hello Kitty - Kitty says a bad word" I didn't question it because I'm in the 95% of lost episode protagonists that make Patrick Star look like he knows the meaning of life and bought the DVD.

I went home and put the DVD in my computer's 4K Blu-ray drive, because according to Colt Eastwood, Gaming PC's must have Blu-ray drives.

The episode started with Kitty and Mimmy watching one of The Shadow Reader's videos, after 10 minutes, 45 seconds, and 69 milliseconds, the compooper blue screened "Fuck!" Kitty said, I got offended because this is a kids show, but I just assumed it was a glitch

Their bitch of a mom (A.K.A Mary) came in and said "Kitty! This is a christian household, swearing is not allowed!" "Shut the hell up Mama! Most people don't even know your name!" Mimmy replied like a boss, just then someone was knocking on the door, Kitty and Mimmy walked down and answered the door reveal Dr. Robotnik and George Jetson who were eating eachothers boogers.

Mimmy thought to herself "Oh great, this asshole again -_-" "Me and George just survived a house fire and we need a place to stay for a while, we were wondering if we could stay here." Robitnik explained. "Listen" Mimmy started on the count of 666 "You aren't fooling me, I heard some loser ranting about how you stole his Ipod-" The fat fuck cut her off "NOW LISTEN HERE YOU (Name calling goes here) YOU DON'T LET US STAY HERE I'LL (Threat goes here) IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?!" He yelled in all caps. "I almost feel bad for doing this, but at the same time I don't." Mimmy shined a flashlight that had a bird symbol.

A blue vehicle was flying in the sky after zooming of a ramp, the hood opened and jumping out was none other than Captian Falcon, this was the moment that Robotnik knew he fucked up, Captain Falcon proceeded to Falcon Punch Dr. Robotnik And George Jetson so hard that my computer exploded into Pop-tarts.

I shrugged and ate some of them, and they lived happily ever after :) The End