Spongebob vhs tape

One day I went to a yard sale, because why the hell not. While browsing, something caught my eye. It was a vhs that was titled "Spongebob Unaired Episode" written in red sharpie. I asked "How much is this"' pointing at it. "It's free!" he replied. "I found it on the ground while I was an intern at nickelodeon", and because I'm a dumbass, I took it, and drove to my home immediately. When I came back, I popped the tape into my old vhs player, and took a seat. The theme song was distorted, and spongebob's eyes were hyper-realistic. I was a little freaked out, but decided to keep watching since I had no life. Then the title card appeared it was a completely white screen with no music playing. I found this odd, but knocked it off as a joke. The tv then cut to static for around a minute. The episode started with spongebob taking a shower. This turned me on,and I began to choke the chicken. This scene went on way longer than it should had, but a was too aroused to notice how odd it was. After I busted a nut, the screen turned to static again for about 4 minutes. When it came back on, a dirty hippie was facing the camera with an angry expression on his face. "Stupid hippie" I yelled angrily. The hippie then yelled "You must die!" It then jumped out of the tv, and stabbed me in the heart. I am currently in an lost episode afterlife as I type this, along with all the other idiots who died from watching lost episodes. If you somehow find the tape, destroy it so you don't suffer the same fate as me.