Mike Teh Mawnster Goes Swimming

TEH BEGNING
Mike teh Mawnster was working at Mawnsterz Eenk. one morning when suddenly his boss told him that he can take Mike teh MawnsterOriginally added by Trigger Hurt the day off. Mike ran out of his office and out of the building. He got in his car and drove home. Once he was home, he got bored and was wondering what the fuck he should do with his day off. He called his friend, Sully teh Mawnster, and asked what he should do. Sully said he should go swimming in the pool. Mike thought it was a good idea and got in his car. He drove to Sully's house and picked him up.

AT TEH POOL
When they got to the pool, Mike jumped in and then he started to drown. "SULLY U FUCKER, HELP ME" Mike said. Sully was just laughing his ass off. Mike was getting pissed off and called for a life guard. Teh life guard saved his life and then liek he was kicked out of the pool for drowning. "WHAT TEH FUK U FUCKIN ASS HOL" Mike sed. Sully was still laughing like a faget. Mike gotted a big missle launcher from North Korea and killed teh life guard and Sully. 3 minutes later, Mike was arrested and sent to prison, where he died of cancer.