Godzilla Hell Battle

The date was November 3, 2054. The 100th anniversary of Godzilla was upon the world. Godzilla Kills Everyone was just released worldwide to massive critical and financial success, becoming the #1 highest grossing film of all time in a single night. Afterward, the whole world went out of their theaters to see the coinciding meteor shower. Unfortunately, something unexpected happened when one of the meteors got too close...

...AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT! Literally--Monster X appeared and started killing everyone who saw the movie! Luckily, I survived because I used the NES Godzilla cartridge I bought off eBay from some guy named Zach as a shield. It miraculously worked! Right after, the cartridge flew up into the air and exploded into blood and gore. Hell encased my surroundings, and Monster X now had '666' tattooed on his forehead! As if he wasn't the devil already...

Anyways, I joined forces with a friend of mine, Jeff, to try to stop Monster X. After a run-in with Godzilla, my friend unfortunately died, but nevertheless I absorbed his Hyper-Realistic blood and I myself became a demon--AZQUEROSIDAD. With my newfound hell powers, I flew up into the air at infinite miles per second and then I died

so when I went to Hell, I saw Minilla was there. Okay, I knew Hell wasn't gonna be a nice place, but this was evil. so I killed myself again.

I went back to Earth and noticed... Monster X was actually flying toward me! I jumped and I barely got a scratch on my leg. However, BLOOD flew out! Just then...

"GREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Destoroyah fukkin EVISCERATED Monster X in the goriest, bloodiest, most hyper-realistic-iest way I have ever seen'd. Destoroyah, attracted to the blood, turned around and looked at me, and proceeded to release his diabolical diarrhea all over my face... :(

"Okay, this is kinda creepy," I said, finally realizing what was happening was creepy.

"fuk u u lil shet," said Destoroyah.

"No you," I said.

"lol u suk"

"No I don't!"

Finally, Godzilla 2004 appeared and punched Destoroyah, killing him with one hit!!

I then threw a haunted Godzilla: Unleashed disc at Destoroyah.

Destoroyah was incarcerated within the disc and we broke the disc so we wouldn't have to worry about him ever again.

To celebrate our victory, Godzilla and I danced to Caramelldansen!