Worldwide Pizza

Have you guys ever heard the tale of the Worldwide Pizza?

It all started with this new pizza parlor named Worldwide Pizza. On its grand opening, it's said 32 people enjoyed the taste of its pizza.

''"The pizza taste is unlike any other." - Pizza Artist''

''"The beautiful taste, it's much better than Pizza Hut!" - Worldwide Pizza customer that became a fan since that first bite''

''"Eugh! The pizza smells of something rancid. The style of the restaurant is nothing more than a Domino's ripoff." - Some jerk''

This is the story of how we exposed a pizza restaurant... and ended up covering the planet with pizza.

My friends and I concluded that there was something odd about the pizza, that made it so likable by... well, by most. We started the night by searching for a Pizza Hut, Domino's, you name it instead of the overrated place. They were all closed.

You heard me. Worldwide Pizza was so successful that it outsmarted other pizza parlors. We went to the store to get dough, pepperoni, cheese, and pizza sauce. They were all sold out.

I was getting angry. We just had Burger King for dinner, and made the idea of sneaking into the Worldwide Pizza.

We opened the door and disguised our plan as a robbery. The cashier stood still. We then found out the cashier was a mannequin. We were clear. We broke into the kitchen, and found a canister of radioactive waste.

That's when we made the biggest mistake of our lives.

The canister opened by itself, and spilled on the floor. It began morphing into pizza. After, it began growing. We ran for our lives when the pizza destroyed the restaurant. The pizza began floating. It was spinning and spinning until it grew and covered the sky.

Many noticed the horrific smell, and ran screaming. One said "IT'S THE PIZZA APOCALYPSE!!!!!". One of our members laughed and was slapped in the face.

After 2 weeks in our bunker, the pizza disappeared. It's said some aliens brought it back to their planet Mars.

The founder of Worldwide Pizza was arrested for using extraterrestrial material to make food. And it's also said that the employees were brainwashed citizens.

Ever since, I never ate pizza again.