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It all started back many centuries ago, back when I, Mingus Dingus: King of cocks, was but a 76537653534343764356375789998779645374247551467574678955746.1 years old. I always wanted to be like those other cliche Lost Episode writers and intern at Nickelodeon someday. But because I refused to fuck the manager's son's sister's best friends, Uncle's fish, I got my ass kicked to Canada to slave over Teletoon's secret original content menu.