PATRIXXX Eats Dat Hamburger

ONE DAY. PATRIXXX FIND A HAMBUGA ON DA GRASS. HE PICKED IT UPED AND STARTED TO EAT IT!!! THERE WAS GREESE DRIPING DOWN HIS MOUTH AND CHEESE STUCK IN HIS THEETH!!! HE WAS ENJOYING IT SO MUCH!!!!!! THEN, DA EVILLL PATRIXXX CAME. HE WAS JELOUS OF PATRIXXX HAMBUGA!!!!!! EVUILLL PATRIXX GOT HIS HAND AND SHOVED IT IN PATRIXXX MOUTH AND TOOK DA HAMBUGA!!!! EVUILLL PATRIXXX STARYED TO EAT DA HAMBUGA AND SPIT OUT AND AND AND AND VOMITED EVERY WHWEREEW!!!!!!1 PATRIXXX GOT HIS LAZZZA HAND AND KKEEELLLD EVUIL PATRIXXX WIT DAT LAAAAZZZA HAAND. PATRIIXXX PUCKED UP DA BURUGAH AND ATE IT!!!!! HE THEN GO A SINK AND PUT WHELLS ON IT AND TROVE OFF IN THE SUNSET!!!!!

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