Alex the Stabber



Hello my name is ALEX THE STABBER

I like to STAB

My hobbies include red pandas and STABBING and if you're not careful I will come into your room at exactly 12:03 AM and say my catch phrase "GET STABBED IF YOu don't stop igNORING ME BECAUSE I AM VERY SPOOKY" but before I do I might tell you my ORIGIN STORY:

Once, there was a man named Alex. One day three bullies... and then he STABBED and then he STABBED and STABBED!!!!

What did you expect more origin story, more justification tHAT'S BOORING I want to get to the STABBING.

And then he met Jeff the Killer and STABBED HIM because he was way more powerful and the STAB also killed SLENDER MAN who was too much of a BITCH BOY to actually SHOW UP! This is my tale ALEX THE STABBER and make sure you leave the lights on at 12:03 AM so I can better see you and STAB YOU!!!!!!!! also I like red pandas. Now stop LAUGHING at my STORY or IGNORING the very real threat that a dude named Alex with a knife possesses because I have the powers of STABBING and those powers are to be RESSPECT-EEEEEEEEEDDAH

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That stab was the sound of me stabbing YOU and you are DEAD and you put this on the Creepypasta Wiki and hit ENTER! and waited for the upvotes because THIS is my crowning opus that I am sending through YOU THE READER AND ALSO THE '''WRITER! '''

STAB that was another sound effect of me STABBING YOU HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I WRITE OUT EVIL LAUGHTER before I hit SUBMIT!