Sims 2: Super scary edition

>be me. >pirates Sims 2 because I'm bored. >creates sim, settles into craptastic house. >other Sims come over to greet me. >start eating my food. >gets angered. >starts a fire in one room and seals them all in with a wall. >laughs maniacally as they all burn. >everyone believes it was an accident. >meet this female Sim. >things get serious. >we fuck. >we fuck more. >we fuck a lot. >find out she's pregnant. >asks her if she wants to go for a swim in the pool. >removes the ladder so she drowns. >meets another female Sim. >my sim really likes her. >my Sim proposes to her. >turns out she's death in disguise and he kills me in another house fire. > I suddenly hear what seems to be my sim talking behind me. >turns around. >there's a plushie of my sim with fire coming out of his eyes.

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