Call of Duty: For Kids!

The CREEPIEST thing happend to me. I was at Gamestop and i saw a game i have never seen in my whole LIFE!!!!!! There was a game called ''Call of Duty: for KIDS! ''I WAS LIKE WTF?!!?!?!?! So i left then went to Wal-Mart. I was looking in the clothes section and found Call of Duty shirts............for KIDS AGES 6 AND UP!!!!!!! WTF MAN!!!111 I later found preschool toys............THAT SAID CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS FOR KIDS!!!! I'M FREEEAKING OUT !!!!!11111111111This is worst than Angry Birds!!!! Then i went home to watch some TV. I was fliping trew the channles and saw a show on the Disney Channel called Call of Duty: Camping Is Magic.  '''WTF!!!!!!1111!?!?!!?!?!? 'Heres what the description said on the show: Help Soap and his best friends to have a the best gun muisical of there lifes. They need to make a muiscal with there guns that go '''BOOOM!!! BOOOOM!!! '''Soap will need help from his amazing helpful and nice friends to show the super power of teamwork! ''I THINK I'M GONNA KEEEELLL MY FAQKING SELF!!!! FFFFFAAAQQKKKK!!!! UUUUGGHHH!!!!!