The Story of the Girl Who Liked MST3K

OMG SCARY STORY
I have a scary story to tell you. It's TOTALLY TRUE so don't give me that "it's just a creepypasta it's not real" bs. Once I was playing Luigi's Mansion. When suddenly he started to BLEED WITH PAIN. It was SO SCARY I died. The end.

ANOTHER SCARY STORY 2 THE SEQUEL
Here's another scary story. Today I played Poptropica. I went to my friends list. I was shocked to see that one of them was AFRO GUY. Glitches scared me so I was scared. Then, he did the SCARIEST THING IN THE WORLD. HE MOVED. He went right to my Poptropican and KILLED HER. Hyperrealistic blood splattered EVERYWHERE. I died again. The next my day ACCOUNT WAS DELETED. The. End.

OMG MORE SCARY STORY
OMG MORE SCARY STORY. THERE ONCE WAS A GUY WHO KILLD LOTS OF PEOPLE. HE WANTED TO CREATE A RICE OF PIPPLES. SPOILER ALERT, HE DIDN'T. SUDDENLY TORGO BURST THROUGH THE DOOR. HE SWORE TO KILL THE GUY. SO THEY HAD A FIGHT. THE BEAUTIFULLY COMPOSED MUSIC FROM MANOS PLAYED AS THEY KILLED EACH OTHER TO DEATH. THEN HE WAS DEAD. BELA LUGOSI IS DEAD BY BAUHAUS STARTED PLAYING. THE END.