ALIENZ R REEL

TIS IZ A TRU STORY ALIENZ R REAL

I WAS SLEEPING ATNIGHT WHEN I HERD A LOUD NOIZE SO I LOOKED TO SEE WHUT IT WUZ. IT WAS A

GIANT SPACESHIP THAT CRASHED IN MY BACKYARD. ALIENZ CAME OUT OF IT AND STARTED EATING TEH CHICKENZ IN MY BACKYARD AND THEY KILLD ALL OF MEH SHEEP TOO. I WAS SO SCARED TAT I RAN FROM TEH ALIENZ BUT TEN THEY VAPORIZED ME. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.

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