HALF LIFE TOO EPYSOD TREEEE!

IT HAZ 1 GB! LAW RAIGHT? IT WUS ONLY THE FILE HL2EP3.EXE I CLECKED IT! IT SEZ ONLY PLAY GAIM, LOADING... DEN I SEE DAT GUY HAVING *** WITH ALYX! NOOOOOOOOOO! DEN IT SAYS HL2 EP3 BY GAYBEN! AFTER DAT IM IN A

SCARY PLACE WITH DAT GUY HE SAYS, FUCK YOU DEN HE SHOOTS MEH. I SITLL CAN SEE, HE KILLED GMAN. DEN IT SAYZ DE END. BY GAYBEN NEWGAY! I SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MEH ;( AFTER DAT I PISSED ON MY PC AND SHIT ON IT! AFTER TOO DAIS DAT GUY FUCKED ME. FUKIN DA END