Ressha Sentai ToQger: The Lost DVD

I was a big fan of Super Sentai, the Japanese show whose seasons get adapted into an American version called Power Rangers. Now, after seeing this DVD, I don't think I can ever watch the show again. It was a sunny day and I walked into the video shop where I saw a peculiar DVD on one of the shelves. It was a red cover with the words RESSHA SENTAI TOQGER - LOST DVD. Underneath, it said, Volume 666. The picture also on the cover had the image from the Evil Stick. That satanic girl slitting her arm. I was disturbed, but I wanted to get the DVD so I could examine it. I bought it, but the video store owner warned me that the DVD has some demonic spirits contained, and if the DVD is left out of it's cover for a long time, the owner of the DVD will get possessed. I gulped, and left. When I went home, I put in the DVD. White text faded in telling me that my volume must be turned up full bore. It faded out. A menu came up, with the episode. I selected the episode and it began. A shot of the Rainbow Line riding of the tracks was shown, as always. But on the train, everyone was sitting there, depressed. For 3 minutes. Then they started crying, and it got more louder, and more realistic. Then they were almost coughing out blood. But then Right starts slitting his throat. He falls over. Everyone else, including Ticket, Conductor and Wagon. They slit their throats, and they were dead. Their bodies are shown with blood gushing out of them for like 5 minutes. And then, that image from the Evilstick zoomed in with really really loud hissing noise.

I was scared out of my wits. I didn't know what to do. I tried turning it off but a warning message came up saying "Unable to shutdown. Error 666". I almost had a heart attack. The noise was getting louder and louder and louder. And then, my laptop exploded. It was in flames. The flames were red though. I somehow heard a voice saying, "KILL. KILL. I CAN AND WILL KILL YOU." I yelled out "F*** you! That DVD is possessed!". So, if you see that DVD somewhere, do not touch it. You will be possessed by Satan, and fatally suffer eternally in Hell.

Credited to SavageBoy69