The Boss Baby and the Seven-Foot Tall Lilac

One day, the Boss Baby attempted the hardest thing his ugly armpits could do... He was gonna walk like Fat Albert. He grabbed the Yoda-shaped doorknob and shot it with a hot dog. The doorknob said, “Dancing, meatballs like”. He ran down the street very roughly with his eyeballs. Then, a yellow Lightning McQueen in a Superman costume that was laughing like a female chipmunk riding a plant zoomed down the street singing Jake Paul songs. Lightning McQueen stuck out his tongue and ate the Boss Baby. James Charles was driving the car. He asked the Boss Baby in a bright voice, “What’s your favorite color?” The Boss Baby said, “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconosis”. James Charles happily started whacking the Boss Baby with a crowbar. James said, “I’m gonna eat a sausage!” Then, the Boss Baby started flapping his lovehandles and flew out of the car. He saw with his little ears a house eating another house. He tried to get inside the bigger house very stupidly, but a giant spatula with a baseball ceiling fan stopped him. The spatula told the Boss Baby he couldn’t dance inside unless he made a dirty hot dog stand more dirty. All of a sudden, the Boss Baby’s hands turned into noses and sneezed on the hotdog stand. The hot dog stand turned into a toilet and did a backflip. The Boss Baby went inside and saw a seven-foot lilac playing a grand piano. In the end, the Boss Baby licked kitchen sinks for the rest of the day.

The End