DEATHbound

'''I was sitting in my room playing Super Smash Bros. For 3DS. I heard my doorbell ring. It was the mailman. He handed me an Earthbound copy. I didn’t order an Earthbound copy, I don’t have that money. I took it inside and put it in my SNES. I wish I didn’t do that. The game went to the title screen and the word Earthbound was covered in HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD. I went into the game and the background was Giygas. I saw Sonic.EXE in the background too. I got scared. I tried to EJECT the cartridge but it wouldn’t let me. I went into one of the save files. I went to name my character Kyle (my name) but it immediately changed to DEATH. Same for all of them. Including favorite thing and favorite food. DEATH/Ness came out of my TV screen with his baseball bat and killed me. I had multiple bruises on my face. I was teleported to the Earthbound world and got beaten up by the chosen four. I didn’t fight back because that would be child abuse. I tried to run away, but couldn’t. I suddenly realized it was a dream. I did see an Earthbound cartridge on my dresser and put it in to my SNES. But instead of Earthbound it said DEATHbound covered in HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD… '''

'''I found out that the mailman killed himself right after delivering the package.. RIP Kyle, RIP Mailman...'''