SpongeBob Deluxe

One day I was at the Burger King when I found a hole into Gamestop. I then shot a guy with a Team 10 shirt and ran to Jimmys Yard Sale. I then murdered Jimmy and took the game called "Spongebob Deluxe." I then went to the old Toys R Us so I can punch it so hard that it fell apart. Then, I went back home.

I put the DVD in my PS4 and started playing the game. It started with an cut scene with JFK giving out a speech. I was shocked, since I saw Spongebob in the background, eating Donald Trumps hair. I screamed. Then, the game finally started.

It showed Spongebob in America. He was in a forest. I walked around, looking for something for 9 hours. I then saw Slenderman, and he killed me in the game by eating my legs. The game over screen appeared, saying, RIP. I replayed the game, eating my In and Out meal.

I finally found a exit for the forest, and started the next level. I was now in the Krusty Krab and it showed Mr Krabs saying, "Cook me a doggy patty". So I had to make a Krabgy Patty made out of Dog Food, which was creepy, since the kitchen was covered in blood. I then gave the patty to Alvin from Alvin and the Chickmunks.

The next level was in Spongebobs house. I had to battle Ariel from the Little Mermaid. I brutally murdered Ariel to death. My eyes were on fire. Ariels dead body looked Hyper-Realistic. Then, I was outside Spongebobs house. Spongebob said, "Come here boi." Then, someone appeared.

It was Ben Drowned. Whoever that is. He looked like a weird, kidnapping version of Link from The Legend of Zelda. He said," Die." I had to fight him. I then died while fighting Ben Drowned, causing him to come out of the TV and murder me to death.

As I am writing this, I am in the underworld for murdering a bunch of people. I got to go now, Satan is gonna burn me alive. Or should I say, dead. That was not funny. Anyways, whatever you do, never play Spongebob Deluxe. I am warning you all...