Jeff Goes To The Prom

Jeff slouched down the street, he was depressed, he had nothing to do tonight.

'Hmmm, maybe I should go out to dinner,' he thought to himself dejectedly before stopping infront of a bus stop.

A curious looking  yellow flyer was taped the the clear plastic.

&quot;Whats this?&quot; Jeff pondered, scanning the page with his hyper-realistic eyes.

&quot;&gt;PROM TONIGHT!!!!!!!

&quot;&gt;AT THE SCHOOL'S GYMNASIUM!

&quot;&gt;SUIT AND TIE REQUIRED!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff was excited, he couldn't wait to dance around with his non-deformed peers.

He quickly hurried home to his woredrobe, throwing it open before coming to a shocking realisation. He didn't have a suit for the prom, so he ran to the phone and punched in a number.

He put the phone to his head and listened to the ringing of the phone.

&quot;Hullo?&quot; answered the familiar voice of his kindergarden pal, Slendy.

&quot;Hey Slen-dogga, I kinda need your help with this prom thing...&quot;

&quot;You wanna borrow my suit?&quot;  Slendy interrupted,&quot;This is kind of the only clothing I have.&quot;

&quot;Please mate, I need this,&quot; Jeff begged.

&quot;Alright, but have you thought about a date yet?&quot;

That was the one thing he had overlooked. He called up Jane the killer and asked her, his heart pumping.

&quot;Hey wanna go to the prom with me?&quot;

&quot;YES&quot;

Jeff walked into the gymnasium, arm in arm with Jane, he was super excited about the prom.

But thats when he saw him PATRIXXX and his gang of popular kids.

&quot;WAT R UDOIN WIFFMAH GIRLFREND JEFF!&quot; Said PATRIXXX.

&quot;&gt;'''TOO BE CONTINUED...