Reasons to absolutely hate myself

ONE DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND I SAW A PONY.HE GAVE ME MAGICAL POWERS AND I SHIT IN THE TOILET AND PETER GRIFFIN TELL ME OFF AND GOKU APPEARS AND GOKU WINS THE FIGHT THEN RAINBOW DASH JUMP OUT OF TV EXPLO DE MY HOUSE(VERY FUNNY STORIES FOR KIDS)

Yes,this is a fucking joke.

Note
Before you delete or vandalize this story, I want you to know that I didn't write this. It's just a category description that I found on Geoshea's Creepypasta Wiki. The categories there aren't too bad actually.