KALL OF DOODY: BLECK APS

One day I went to Gamestop. I saw a game called Black Ops 2. I sed "hmm this looks cool hey cashier can I buy this?" The man at the register had a conserned look on his faec. He said "k. 60 bucks." I gived him the money and went home.

I den put it in my Xbocks. When I started it up it said "Call of Duty: You Will Die" in the disk icon. I decided "Maybe its a glitch" and whent on. It got to the Activision logo and BLOD CAME OUT OF TEH PICTUR. I was scarred shatless, but i went on. I then got to teh menu, then the MAN WUS HYPER REALISTIC BLODDING. Even his guns were blodding. I didnt notice it tho because I was too scared I pressed start.

When i pressed start it went straight to multiplayer. all the text was maed of HYPER REALISTIC BLOD. it was as if it was connected to me somehow as if ti was real. I clicked start, but then when I did there was a picture of PATRIXXX AND SONIXXX KISSIGN. I had a heart attack and died. When I died, the game played on its own. The controller levitated and hit my dead corpse in teh head until it exploded. THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.