DA GREAT RETUHRN

Jones sat in his office, rubbing his bald head in stress as he grumbled toward the scientist before him.

”Alright, so let me get this right; you have no fucking clue on what’s causing the earthquakes plaguing our land?”

Danny, the poor sod who was said scientist, responded shakingly

”A-affirmative, jones. Our team has not discovered the source of the tremors yet. Right now, we are theorizing on what it could be a-“

As Danny was speaking to the stressed man which was greatly dissapointed in him, the entire office shook, sending the stuff on the man’s desk flying.

”Christ, what the fuck was tha-“ Jones only had enough time to speak before the earthquakes continued, as danny began getting distracted by... something.”

”JONES, lOOK OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!” Danny screamed, as jones abruptly turned to the window behind him. His jaw promptly dropped as he saw Him.

”...Oh fuck, may God help us.”

He has returned from His slumber.

The Great EVIL PATRIXXX.

As the Almighty God ascended from the earth, lasers proceeded to shoot directly from His football stadium-sized eyeballs, directly aiming toward jones, breaking the window as Jones burst into hyperrealistic blood, spraying all over Danny. Danny screamed as his sanity slipped away as He opened His Almighty Mouth.

And then everyone died and a skeleton popped out. The end.