The Jimmy Neutron Theory

Jimmy Neutron was my favorite show back in the 90's. I found the concept of a little girl being super smart so hot. But what I didn't know was it's dark secret that I just discovered.

THE THEORY
Jimmy Neutron has always been really smart compared to his parents, tho it is impossible to be that at the age of 6. Jimmy Neutron also had a way to big head for his body to actually hold. What my theory is that he is in a coma. Let me explain. Jimmy Neutron in real life is called Jim Broccoli. His parents abused him and said he was REALLY DUMB! Jim always cried in his bed wishing he was smarter then his parents. He was also bullied by a kid named Cas. His parents would even accuse Jim not being their child and saying Cas was their child. Jimmy could not take it anymore and licked his balls to cum in a coma for the rest of his life. Carl is based of Cas, in his coma he is his friend because he always found Cas really hot. Sheen is based of the triangle he shoved up his ass when he was little. Cindy is based off his hand because he one time spilled cereal called "Cindy" on his hand. That black girl is based off his hatred for black people. Jimmy's robotic dog is based off his toy robot with the name called Godartacila. His hair style is based of his ice cream cone he one time came on an ice cream cone.

Jim's called Jimmy Neutron in his dreams (OR COMA IF YOU PREFER TO CALL IT THAT) because he always was thinking of nicknames he could name himself so he could have swag. Jimmy's crazy adventures involving pizzas en' shit. is based of his real life moment were hot pizza fell on his head, burning half of his head. Of course the parents didn't care and were licking the pizza's cheese of Jim's head. Man the pizza is aggressive. A episode called "N Man" is based of Jim seeing a gay hulk porn movie. He enjoyed it. A LOT. A episode that was about walking pants was based of a moment of Jim's life were he has his first boner, he was thinking his pants was moving by itself.

CONCLUSION
To this day Jim Broccoli is still in the hospital. In a coma. Jimmy Neutron cancelled right when Jim's parents last footsteps were taking in Jim's hospital room. They never checked on Jim ever again because they are fucking dicks.

The end. Theory by Rick Bieber. Age: 9