A Selection of Spooky Poetry (Spooky)

Dirty Bastard You're a dirty bastard Said Leonard to his nan. She didn't react well.

(That was the first poem. It was inspired by true events. As I think you will agree, it is rather spooky)

Fruits Sammy had twelve lemons. Suzie already had thirteen lemons and took nine of Sammy's lemons. Sammy began to cry.

(That was the second poem. As I'm sure you are aware, theft is the spookiest of all crimes and I do not condone the actions of any characters depicted.)

Fat Person Danielle looked in the mirror one day and realised she was fat. "You look fine" said her husband. Still, one day she decided to go to the gym. However, when she got there, she realised it was on the second floor, so she went to KFC instead. The chicken was cold and she felt enormous self-loathing on the way back. Fin

(These are the three spookiest poems I have ever come across and are sure to leave you awake tonight. They are inspired largely by Byron and Shelley (though are obviously of a higher quality))