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Hello, my name is Ernie. I am a Mega fan of the sonic series. I have almost all of the games, you name it i have it. But almost does not mean all. You're probably asking &quot;Ernie... what sonic game do you not have??? My answer Sonic 3D blast. My story begins about a decade ago. I went to some old dudes garage sale and found Sonic 3D blast for the sega genesis for about six bucks. Without hesitation a bought even though the cover was a bit off. For starters, sonic had pitch black bleeding eyes with red pupils. It said &quot;Im will kill you&quot; under the genesis logo. The dude in the background had the same eyes as sonic. And it was rated Y for YOU'RE NEXT! But as most cliches go i thought nothing of it.

When i arrived home i instantly went to my genesis and just threw it in there! When the game booted up instead of some dude screaming &quot;SEGA!&quot; He sceamed &quot;SATAN!&quot; This was so spooky i wanted to just turn it off, but in normal cliche fashion i didnt and thought it was a bug... BIG MISTAKE!!1! The first cutscene played out and that seemed off too. The forest was on fire, sonic had a bloody knife, and the flickies looked bloody and bruised. &quot;OH LORDY JESUS!&quot; I screamed as a took the game out and smashed it into pieces.

I came into my living room to clean up the broken game but then a skeleton popped out and ate my skin. I am now a skeleton and writing this

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