EVIL...POLLON!?

Fore several facking yars, EVIL PATRIXXXXXX!!!! haz bin taking over da planeht, spewin' HYPA RELASTIC BLUHD ALL OVA DA PLACE. He wus doin' a grape rape jab doing et. "MUAHAHAHAHAH!!" he cakled. "THERE IS NOT A SINGLE BEING THAT CAN OUTDO ME IN TERMS OF EVILNESS!!"

….until...a challenger appears.

"Sembra talco ma non è, serve a darti l’allegria! (HAH!)". a disembooeded femenein voice called. It was followed by that awful Kefka laugh.

"WHAT DA FACK WAS DAT!?" PATRIXXXXXXXX!!!! yelled, confusd as fack, lik MAH PANIS.

The gieerl identify as Pollon, some god ass from EONS AND EONS ago.

"Se l’assaggi o la respiri ti dà subito l’allegria! (HAH!)" she chantd, befor conjuring up sum tweested dark majeek from her palms. She kamahema'd him, making his SKELETON POP OUT AND DANCE TO SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS!!!

Pollon gav a geegle. Dis only enraged PATRIXXXXX!!!; it made heem more angry than that time Squadwart dumped on SpongeBoob. The SKELETON (SPOOKY) jumped back into the skin and PAUNCHED the girl to Palet Town, where she heets her heads on a tree; thus began the rise of EVIL POLLON!!!

The god ass quikly zoomed bak toward the stupid star, and draggd him up into space. Since they cun't facking breath, they punch each other until they reach gravity again and fall HARD.....LIKE MY PEN-never mind.

PATRIXXXXXXX!!!!! thinks he defeat that beetch, and does a little spoopy dance on the remainssss of da HYPUR RELSTIC fore rest they destroyd.

"NOW, TIME FOR SUM OTHER TALE." he crappily entotmed.

some other tale, by EVIL PATRIXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!
"I WAS AN INTERM AT FUJI TV, WORKING ON THIS COOL ASS SHOW CALLED LITTLE POLLO-"

POW

He was cut off by EVIL POLLON!!!! deliverin a surprise attack to HIS SOUL by handing him that cursed copy of Silent Hill.

"SILENT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!" he screeched, befor dying on da spot spewing cum and blood.....oh and his skleleton popped out again, to be sure he stays ded.

EVIL POLLON!!!! then looked at you, giggling uncontrollabty before chompin down on u with the most deranged smile screaming I AM GOD.

Well....that was pointless.