Make A Trollpasta But Instead of Using One Word To Make a Story We Make A Trollpasta With One Sentence Per Edit: The Bat-Shit Chronicles

Everyone has something they worship like Money, Gods or The Lightbulbs that spy on us and send pictures they take of us to the secret, underground Cabal of Gay Frogs that want to be Ominously Nice to us. Being a lazy piece of shit, I eventually started to literally worship my bed. True Story.