The Black Metal

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It was 500 years ago on a forbidden island there was a tribe. They were building a missile made of a metal but it was black. I got scared they were about to launch it on the island of Cuba. I rented a boat so I could see the island I made it I saw a camp on the island it was beautiful. I heard something it sounded like this “long ago there was a tribe of skilled warriors. One day one of them saw something they described it as a sponge thing so they named it SpongeThing more appeared the next day but there was a starfish so we called StarThing. CrabThing, SquirrelThing they sprung up fast they sent the most skilled warriors to kill them and they never appeared again.” I heard Launching KABLAMMERS I heard as I died. More will be added