Legit Mario Theory

This theory is legit. You suck. I hate you and stuff. Just die.

The Theory
I found out that Mario was not... Normal... And then I asked Miamodo what Mario really was... Then he told me the truth... Mario was in reallity Gollum from Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he once saw a sexy lady and she died and blood came everywhere. That is why Mario is red. Like blood. Then Gollum flew around and died and then he got a 1-Up Mushroom. Then he was Mario!!!!!!!!!!

Then I asked Miamodo how Luigi was made, and then he said "HULABULADESHUCKSHUCK!!!!" because he thought I said "Shut the fuck up you fucking motherfucker" in Japaneese!!! Then he shot me in the face with 50 fireballs and a bazooka and raped me. After that I learned Japaneese and asked the question again. Then Miamodo started telling me the story.

Once a man and a woman liked each other very very much. Then they fucked and dicks came inside their asses and vaginas and body fluid was everywhere and they moaned and said "HARDER" and then luigi appeared.

Then I vommited to death and dieded!!!

THE END!!!

TRUE STORY!!!!