WOLVERINE MEETS HIS MATCH

(AHTUROS NOSTES: This is Wolverine play by Hugh Jackman, who is in world of Kool Aid Man but is dress in outfit like 90`s Wolverine and is sound like 90's Wolverine…. Ok is 90`s Wolverine… Except not make sense… Ok never mind

WOLVERINE VS THE MUMMIES

So Hugh Jackman is go on trip to Egypt because Wolverine really like Pharoauhs and stuff so is go on trip to Egypt!

HEY BUB WHERE CAN GET BEER Say Wolverine

Then riot happen and throw ruckus and stone mob!

SHIT Say Wolverine and is run into desert to escaep

HAVE ESCAPE Say Wolverine

But then Wolverine is danfer!

OH NO IS ABDUL ALHAZRED BACK TO LIFE

YES WOLVERINE AND YOU ONLY ONE CAN STOP ME SO MUST STOP YOU WITH NECROMONOICON

NOOOOOO Say Wolverine as spirits of damn is drag ihm into pit of tomb in sand is lock him away forever

NOW WILL RULE WORLD Say Adbul Alhazred who is go to city and KILL

Wolverine try to get out of tomb but is trap there forecer and cant get up

I MUST GET OUT Say 4000 year old Wolverine but eh is still trap

So Wolverine is not get out and is learn hieroglyphics and is learn to translate to Anglicize

So Wolverine is learn mighty new power

WITH STRENGTH OF RAW Say Wolverine and he is have anime background as is magic armor get input and Wolverine is become warrior with proper Wolverine costume except like Mummmies Alive!

Then Wolverine is break out but has been 10000 years so city is runi and in asand

I MUST KILL ABDUL ALHAZRED Say Wolverine

HEY MAN YOU ARE REALLY TAN Say random Egyptian kid WHO ARE YOU

I AM WOLVERINE SENT BY EGYPTIAN GODS TO SAVE THE WARULD

NO YOU aRE TOO TAN YOU MUTS BE TANGIERINE Say Egyptian kid who is laugh like idiot

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Say Egyptian kid laugh like idiot

FINE AM TANGERINE Say Tangerine who is go off to save world!

TO BE CONTINUEDÉ

Credits to PetitChouLoup