Slander Mawn

Holy pooping skeletons, guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and know I am here to tell you guys about my enconter with the Slander Mawn.It all started when me and my friends... okay, I don't have friends. Well, me and my... myself were trick or treating at Hallowen.

&quot;Awesome! I hope I get candeh!&quot; I said.

&quot;Me too!&quot; said myself.

I was dressed as a elephant and myself was dressed as nothing.

&quot;Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary forest that most likey contains werewolfs and sparkly vampires with underage girls!&quot; I said.

&quot;Lawl, you just dared yourself,&quot; said myself.

&quot;I accept,&quot; said yourself.

Yourself, myself and I entered the forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

&quot;Maybe I should head back,&quot; said myself.

&quot;And lose the dare? NO WAY!&quot; said yourself.

&quot;Um, guys, I think I saw something,&quot; I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to heaven and came back as ghosts.

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