SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Tape

One day I was taking a walk outside when I found a tape labeled "SpongeBob Squarepants Lost Tape" DO NOT WATCH! written crudely in marker. I thought, Hey I haven't seen SpongeBob in a while, plus it used to be my favorite show. So I took it home. Big mistake. I put the tape in my VHS Player and it started. The normal intro played, but then it cut to static for a few seconds then for a split second, an image came onto the screen. "Huh?" I said to myself. I paused and rewound it. I couldn't believe what I saw. A terrifying image of Squidward, looking in a hyper-realistick style of animation. I unpaused it and the episode continued. The show started off with SpongeBob playing in his front yard. Then Squidward opened his window and yelled," SPONGEBOB! Will you be quiet!? I have to practice for a concert tonight!" SpongeBob started to cry and said," Sorry," It then cut to static for about 5 minutes. It cut to black then the episode continued. "Huh, strange." I said to myself. Now, this is when things go dark. Squidward was playing at his concert, then his face began to twist. Soon, all the characters' faces began to twist in unmentionable ways. I was starting to get creeped out. Soon, their faces turn red then it cut to static and showed pictures of characters from Seasame Street Episode 0. "What the?!" I was immediatele cut off by a blast of loud static, then it cut to black. It showed the title card for Sesame Street episode 0. White German text appeared. It was very quick so I didn't get to translate it right away. Then the episode ended.

Months later...

Months had passed since. I had destroyed the tape, so I could not get any screen shots or anything. Apparently, the German text means "Death will do us part" and no info on who created this tape has been found. Yet.