Yet Another Horrible Pasta

One day, I was eating a poptart, then Nyan cat smashed through my hyper realistic door.

I was visibly afraid. And then I said &quot;Candlejack&quot; and smacked him before he kidnapped me.

Then I watched static because static is fahn. Then my eyes turned red and popped out,

because that always seems to happen in these creepyalfredo's. Then I was on my

COMPUTTER, thinking of some new ideas for creepyravioli's, to no avail.

I posted my feelings on a website, only for it to get deleted by the moderator, and then he sent me a message...

&quot;If you post this one more time, I go to your house and kill you in sleep, then I will shit on your grave and dance on it.&quot;

Then I saw a lost episode of Spongebob, because the FCC got high and forgot to check the shows coming on, so I saw this paticular episode on my TV of static. Spengbab was afraid and Squidward was like &quot;I'm going to kill you now&quot; then he turned into Epic Face and blew up and then my TV blew up and I was sad so I killed myself.

The next morning, I woke up, sweating. Then I realized something that made my heart jump through my chest,

I forgot to feed my dog. And if you are reading this, you will die in the next day if you don't foward it to 69 people.

EJECT TAPE NOW.