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HI I USED TO WERK AZ AN INTERN AT NICKOLODEON STUDIOS. WUN DAY I GOT AN EPISODE CALLED SONIC'S SUICIDAL SQUIDWARDIAL PATTRIXIAL BIGGEST SUICIDE EVER WITH LAVENDER TOWN.EXE". I CLICKED IT AND THE TITLE THEME BEGAN IN REVERSE AND THEN A PIC OF SPONGEBOB CAME UP. HE HAD NO EYES,AND THIER WAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD DRIPPING FRUM THEM. SONIC..EXEX JUMPED OUT SCREAMED YOUR'E NEXT!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN A SKELETON POPPPED OUT AND THEN WHO WAS PHONE