Blue Collar Men

&quot;Once upon a time, there once was a man and a woman&quot;

&quot;The man and a woman were best friends&quot;

&quot;They spent every single time together&quot;

&quot;One day, logic stopped working for everyone&quot;

&quot;The man started puking rainbows, and the woman forcibly grabbed the mans hand and they rode a rainbow that the man was already puking&quot;

&quot;Out of nowhere, in the background, Oingo Boingo's 'Wild Sex (In the Working Class' starts playing&quot;

&quot;They land on a cloud, where there was tons and tons of ice cream trucks&quot;Â

&quot;And blue collar men, shirtless, worked. Out of nowhere, they started doing the YMCA dance&quot;

&quot;Then they started having sex, since 'Wild Sex' was playing&quot;

&quot;Awkward, the man and the woman went to one of the gagillion ice cream trucks that were there&quot;

&quot;Even though it was an ice cream truck, they still can't get away from the Blue Collar men&quot;

&quot;Because they also worked the ice cream trucks&quot;

&quot;Blue ice collars, if you will&quot;

&quot;Then, they left the area&quot;

&quot;Out of no where, the yellow brick road appeared&quot;

&quot;And Elton John started singing 'Candle in the Wind' and 'Saturday's Alright (For Fighting)&quot;

&quot;Larry the Cable guy came and said 'GET ER DONE'&quot;

&quot;John Travolta, 9/11 style, came from the skies in his airplanes, and kicked Larry The Cable Guy in the shins for stealing his lines from Carrie&quot;

&quot;Then everyone died&quot;

The End

Written by Fatal Disease