SKARRY SOONAC

SO ONE DAY I WAS WATCHING TV WHEN I GOT A PACKAGE AND IT WAS A CD CASE AND DUH COVER SAD "DO NOT PLAY DIS GAME"

I OPENS TEH CASE AND DUH CD HAD "SKARRY SOONAC" WROTEN ON IT AND BCUZ IM A FUCKING IDIOT I WANTED 2 PLAY IT ANYWAY BCUZ IT SED "SONIKKU" ON DUH SEE DEE AND IM A SAWNEK FAN.

SO I PUT DUH CD IN MY XBOX 360 AND DEN TEH SAWNEK 1 TITTLE SKREEN SHOWD UP BUT DEN STATICK SHOEWED UP AND DEN TEH TITLE SKREEN CAME UP AGAIN BUT THE SKY WAS DARK, TEH WATER WUS HIPER REELISTIC BLUD,  SOONAC HAD RED EYS AND WAS FROWENING INSTED AND TEH EMBLEM SED "FUCK YOUR LIFE" INSTEAD OF "SOONAC" AND "CUNT" INSTED OF "TEH HEDGOG" AND SONIKKU WUS GIVEING ME DUH MIDDLE FINGER!!!!

I PRESD START AND SAWNEK STILL HADE RED EYEZ AND TEH SKY TERNED BLACK AND TEH WATR TERNED RED AND SOONAC THEN STAIRED AT ME AND SED "U WILL DY" I GOT SOOPER DOOPER FUCKING SCARED

SOONAC CAME OUT OF DUH SKREEN AND KILL ME AND I DIEDED AND BLED SOOPER DOOPER HIPER REELISTIC BLUD!!!!!!!