The Emoji Movie Suicides

I have a theory that The Emoji Movie will kill all human life on earth.

My theory is that when the emoji movie releases, suicide rates will peak, the economy will collapse, and overall all hope will be lost.

Why will this movie do that, you may ask?

BECAUSE IT'S A SHIT IDEA

NOBODY'S GOING TO WATCH THIS FUCKING MESS

IT IS GUARANTEED TO BE THE FUCKING STUPIDEST MOVIE TO EVER HIT CINEMAS.

EMOJIS ARE FUCKING SMILEY FACES YOU SEND WITH YOUR PHONE

WHAT FUCKING "DEEP PLOT" WILL HAPPEN

IN A FUCKING MOVIE

ABOUT

FUCKING

YELLOW

SMILEY-FACES

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"Let's make a movie about smiley faces you send to your friend with your phone."

THE MOVIE COMPANIES ARE TRYING TO BE "HIP AND TRENDY" BY PUTTING EVERYTHING KIDS EAT UP INTO A MOVIE.

EXAMPLES:

The Emoji Movie

The Vine Movie

The Music.ly Movie

The Jacob Sartorius Movie

One Direction: The Movie

The Whip Movie

The Whip Movie 2: Dab

The Whip Movie 3: Quan

Neon Genesis Whipvangelion: The End of Whipvangelion

The Pewdiepie Movie

The Minecraft Movie (this movie is actually fucking happening btw)

Please, do yourself a favor, and

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