Koggeh's Story

&quot;There once was a man named Jack Koggeh&quot;

&quot;He was, and still is, a Creepypasta Chat Moderator&quot;

&quot;As he was moderating the chat at that time&quot;

&quot;OUT CAME NO WHERE, IS JOHNSON!&quot;

&quot;KOGGEH SAID &quot;DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY ARE YOU DOING HERE! ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING AND MY WIFE IS ASLEEP!&quot;

&quot;Johnson farted, which he had no answer&quot;

&quot;he was just there for the hell of it&quot;

&quot;Then Koggeh, confuzzled, asked again &quot;why are you here?&quot;

&quot;Johnson farted once more, but this time angrily because a blind man knew that if he farted that he was there for the hell of it.&quot;

&quot;Then Dick Salts came with his son Dagick Salts.&quot;

&quot;and Dagick Salts came with his children, Dalek Salts, Bath Salts, Spooky Salts, Sexy Salts and Salt Salts&quot;

&quot;The magic part about this is that Dagick Salts never had a wife, or a girlfriend to be persact, and he never had sex.&quot;

&quot;Koggeh's wife woke up and said &quot;Jack? whats going on!?&quot;

&quot;They were all dancing for no apparent reason, spreading salts and fart rainbows everywhere&quot;

&quot;Koggeh, for the first time in his life, is speechless&quot;

&quot;Koggeh stutters as he tries to grasp the words that are escaping from his mouth&quot;

&quot;but then...&quot;

&quot;BAM A EXPLOSION&quot;

&quot;JESSICA, JOHNSON JR., THE DOCTOR, GENITAL ORCS, RAT MAN, CELERY ASS, TENDER NIPPLES, THE DINOSAURS, VAGINA SALTS, AND VAGICK SALTS ARISE FROM THE GROUND&quot;

&quot;THEN THEY ALL STARTED DOING RANDOM STUFF!&quot;

&quot;then it was a black out from Koggeh because he passed out.&quot;

&quot;Then Koggeh awoken from his bed and looked gently at his wife, she had her pajama pants on with her head only covered&quot;

&quot;Koggeh was relieved that it was all just a dream.&quot;

&quot;Then he uncovered her head and he was shocked on what he saw&quot;

&quot;It was Johnson lying next to him in bed.&quot;

&quot;Then Koggeh took his wife out for a permanment vacation&quot;

&quot;No one knows where Koggeh and Lux are at&quot;

&quot;NO ONE!&quot;

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