Happy Appy vs. Crappy Appy

SO HAPE APE WUZ WALKN IN DOWN WESTSIDESTORY TOWN WHEN CRAPPY APPY PUSHED HM 2 DA GROUND SO DEN HAPE APE SPIT ON CRAPPY APPY AND DEN CRAPPY APPY WUZ LIEK &quot;aw hell no&quot; SO DEN DEY HAD DA EPIC BATTLE OF HISTORY AGES. CRAPPY APPY ATTCKD WTH SHIT BALZ OF FIRE BUT HAPE APE DOGD M AND DEN HAPE APE ATTCKD WTH SMILE PWR CUZ HES HAPPY BUT THT DDNT HURT CRAPPY SO DN CRAPPY TOOK A BTE OUTA HAPE AND THT HURT HPE SO HE FEL 2 DA GROUND LIEK IN DA BEGGININ. SO THN CRAPPY WUZ BOUT TO KLL HAPE WTH A GUN BUT DEN HAPE JUMPD UP N SLICED CRAPPY'S NUTZ N DIK OFF WITH A NIFE SO DEN CRAPPY WUZ LIEK &quot;fk u&quot; AND DEN HIS NUTZ SPEWED OUT PURPLE OOZING SUPER BLOOD N HAPE WUN DA BATL BUT DEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT N HE DEID.