Jimmy neutron lolpasta

Hello. I like midgets. Me and my mind, why did i start of an intro like that. Anyway that's besides the point of my dick. Nimmy Jeutron was my favorite show. I remember eating Pb and j sandwiches while masturbating hard butter on them. God Damn they were good. Anyway i found a VHS tape that was labeled " Jimmy Jeutron eats monkeys and gets drunk" in all caps. I popped the tape in my slippery ass and watched the tape. The song started. " shoot to the stars, get behind prison bars" "when a kid who did nothing, gets arrested." but the weird part was he didn't go to jail. He was taped up in his basement with an old TV with a VCR built in played Winnie the pooh.

The weird part was that Winnie was smashing chalk and putting it into a blender before, responsibly consuming the beverage. Winnie the pooh reverse vomits before crying relish and mayo. The tape ends with a commercial. The Shadow Reader the movie is coming soon to theaters in January 47th 509000. The tape ended. Jimmy still starring at the TV with a massive and completely filled erection. I soon found myself getting an erection too. I paused the tape. Went to the bathroom with lotion and pancakes and jerked off for a total 5.678 minutes and .45 seconds. I came out and continued. Jimmy was crying hyper realistic chocolate and vomiting Dr Pepper.

Jimmy proceeds to get a bottle of whiskey and chug it in front of a bunch of homeless monkeys and Saudi Arabians. He smashes the bottle on the ground before picking up a cockroach and strangles it to death.

Lightning McQueen shows up, vomiting skittles while singing the Russian national anthem backwards, before crying and masturbating onto jimmy's moms rockin' tits.

The tape ends with Jimmy taking a huge chunk out of Caillou's head and eating it. The tape ends. I was so scared i vomited exactly 4.666 million gallons of purified orange juice.

Then i closed my computer and went to bed.