Mario Fucking Dies

I was a fan of Super Mario Bros but this made me despise Mario, I went to a GameStop to get SMB for the NSE, but something was off, Mario had H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C eyes, I still bought it. "Are you sure about it, its pretty fucking haunted" the cashier said to me, "I'm still getting this shit." I said, I went home and played it, it was all normal until SANS FROM UNDERTALE POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND DUNKED ON MARIO WITH HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE, it changed to a screen of mario with HYPER-REALISTIC eyes saying "YOU'RE-A NEXT-A!" I screamed, and then he pulled his hand out and grabbed me and pulled me into SMB, at 7-2, the level where Sans was, I fought him, Megalovania was blasting but I still beat him, after I beat 8-4 Peach morphed into Sonic.exe & murdered me brutally, I am a ghost who made this. If you see a SMB Carrtdrigge with hyper reeelstic eees, dotn byu ti ro yur gnona hvae bta dmie.