How to summon evil santa claus

SO you kNOW about EVIL SANTA CLAUS (OR SATAN CLAUS) WHO FUCKing KILLS BAD CHILDREN AT CHRISTMAS AND MAKES FOOD FOR HIS DEMON ELVES, RIGHT?? AND HOW HE‘S ACTUALLY A FUCKIN’ DEMON LEADER????

Well, heRES A tutorial on how to fucking summon him!!!!

1: It must be on 24 december, 2019 (if you’re not in that date you’re fucked lol)

2: bUY A FUCKIN POTATO (lol)!!!

3: go home, get some snow and throw it on the fuckin potato!

4: get coal and your own fucking blood

5: throw the blood and coal on the potato

6: chant “OOGA BAGA EVIL SATAN CLAUS SHALL COME IN MY FUCKING HOUSE CHAKA”

7: A PENTAGRAM WILL FORM AND EVIL SANTA CLAUS AND HIS DEMONS WILL COME OUT OF THE POTATO ZOMG!!!!!

8: SantA AND HIS ELVES WILL GIVE YOU A FUCKIN COOKIE WITH CYANIDE

9: EVIL SANTA will now run back in the potato and he will be gone.

gOOD JOB, yOu just FUCKING SUMMONED FUCKING EVIL SANTA CLAUS LOL!!!!!!!!!