Eddys Diarrhea

Uploader's Note: This story was found here on Geoshea's Lost Episode Wiki.

EDDY'S DIARRHEA- AN ED EDD EDDY SHORT/FUNNYPASTA

"Eddy was running home while clenching his stomach. He had just eaten an all you can eat buffet at taco bell. At the buffet, he ate over 9000 tacos with extra lax. He found it odd that he didn't blow feces all over the universe. "Man, I'm gonna be the end of the universe as we know it." Just as Eddy said that, He let out a massive fart that was bigger than Bubble Bass's extra thicc super duper mega giant buttocks. "AW GAWD DAG NIBBITY NABBIT! I GOTTA GET TO THE FRIKIN TOILET< OR ELSE ILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!" Eddy said. then he realized, Logic didn't exist here on the geoshas lost episode wiki. Then Ed from a certain funnypasta (I think it was called Ed.avi.exe.wmv, my other pasta) came and conveniently did his conveniently convenient teleportation movment (that was never classified as a power he had in both of these stories) In an instant to warp Eddy to the toilet. The Poopagedon was about to begin......

As Eddy was sitting on the toilet, he started to fart rapidly to the point where he was tootin and rootin faster than sanic teh heg-hog can run. "UH OH, ITS COMMING OUT!" Eddy yelled "EVERYONE TAKE COVER!" As he as he said that, a large amount of feces rocketed out of his anus, causing the world to shake. Cracks appeared with crap spraying out, the world was slowly being flooded by crap, and everything was being destroyed. Like at sesame street, Cookie monster was looking down at an Easter basket. he jumped down and grabbed the basket (and somehow didn't break his leg because GOANIMATE LOGIC because I need to add clichés to the spooky scary skeleton story,) and then he said "An Easter baskeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! he yelled as he was drowned in crap. Or say the Griffin family, enjoying lunch at the table, only to perish under the mounds of poop. whatever the situation was, one thing was certain: everything was goin DOWN, BABY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Once Eddy Thought he was done, he looked at the mess, admiring the destruction. HE FARTED SO FRIKIN DIGGITY DARN HARD THAT HE DESRTOYED EARTH. THEN EVERYONE DIED."

"Wow Patrick, that was a great story! LETS DO MORE!" SpongeBob said. "Ok, SpongeBob! and so the 2 sea creatures spent some quality time telling stories.