DIS IS Y I WILL NEVA GO BAK

My name is Devon, and this is my story.

Enjoy

The horror in the house of urmom.
A long time ago, in a house on the top of a hill. Me and urmom

Were on a get away from your father and you, she was in the

middle of using her Hot dog, When she heard a ghost.

It said Boooooooh, how about a ménage de twa....

so she called me up and we both thought about it. we said

that if he gets a test done on himself and he is clean,

it is a yes. luckily, he had one done a few days before and

he hadn't been with anyone so it was on.

Taking up space

Taking up space

Taking up space

Later on, she went home to you and your dad.

But... she died a few hours before... DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!

However, i can still call her up for a bootycall all the time :)

What this has to do with the story...
Hold the hell on... im getting to it. anyways, when i left the house. The ghost caught a disease from Banging a mortal girl. the disease was called "Morbo malum sexu" which roughly translates to "The disease of evil sex". when a ghost bangs a mortal girl, he turns evil and kills all people in the house he haunts. but sadly i went back. and he killed me. little did he know. I was that baby! wait, there is no baby.

...... Then who the fuck shot the girl in the closet.

Wait there was no girl either? well then how do you explain THIS!