The Life of Pregnant Jane

Before I was insane

I dated this Disney Guy

Joe Jonas was his name

But he broke up with me

he said "You're just way too creepy Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!"

I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap

To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map

He gave me the pleasure that I wanted

He gave me the stuff that I hunted

Then, I realized that me and him would never be

So I fucked a fella, named Steve.

I told him if he doesn't marry me I will rip of his dick

He said I was crazy

He punched in my face

He said that we are done

I told him "Just you wait until I cum"

Then I came, inside the flame

And Steve said to me "lol, ur pregnant bitch"

Then he flied

I was so pregnant

That I married a guy named Magnet

I fucked him right away

He said Where is your condom?

I didn't have it

And so I was pregnant with two babies

I told him I fucked a guy named Steve

and Steve dumped me

He said YOU WHORE!!!!

He slapped me

I tried to explain

But he didn't listen

Then I found this guy named John

Who had to go to the John

When we tried to fuck,

he said "Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed"

Then that was it

I broke up with his dick

Then I felt so alone

That a skeleton popped out

Then I got a lady bone

The end of the story...

Or is there more, than something boring?

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Collab between Fatal Disease and KittenPasta