ICE AGE DELEDTD SNECE

I WAS AN INTERN AT BLUU SKY STUOODS AND I FOUD A TAEP ON DA FLOOR. IT SIAD ICE AGE DELEDE SNECE. I TOOK TEH TAPE HOME.

I PUT IT ON MEH VCR PLEYER AND IT SHWOED MANNY, SID, DEIGEO AND SCRAT WUHRE DAED AND DEAWN IN HYER-REELASEIK AND EVIL PATRIXXX ATE THEM AND THEN A SKELOEDEN POPPED OUT.

Original version Edit
I was an intern at Blue Sky Studios and I founded a tape on the floor. It said: "Ice Age Delete Scene". I took the tape home.

I put it in my VCR player and it showed Manny, Sid, Diego and Scrat dead and drawn in a hyper-realistic version and Slender man ate them.

And then....(ohhh...sigh...) [monotone]:AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.

Gee, I hate saying "and then a skeleton popped out" and "then who was phone".