TEH ADVENSHURS OF SANIC TEH HEDGEHOG

I WUZ AN INTURN AT LIEFTIM STOODIUS AND I WUZ LOOKING FUR ADVENSHURS OF SONIK TEH HIDGEHAG WEN SUDNLY I SAW AN EPISUD DAT SED "TEHADVENSHURSUFSANICTEHHEDGEHOG.EXE.PNG.JPG.WMV.POOP. SO I PLEYD IT AND DEH MOOSIC WUZ LAOUD AND DER WUZ BLOD EVRYWER AND SANIC'S I'S WERE HAIPR REELISTIK AND DEN A SKELLOTIN POOPT OUT AND KILD ME AND THEN TEH UPISUD STURTD AND SANIC WAS STABBING TAILS AND PISSING ON SAELY ACURN AND KILLING ROBITNOK AND SCROTH AND GRUNDR WUZ ON FIER AND DEN 9000 MINUITS LATR PATRIXX POOPT OUT OF MY TV WITH A SKELLOTEN AND KILLED ME DEN DE WHIRLD EXPLODEDED AND BLOD....WHO WUZ TEH PHONE?

Translated Version
I was an intern at Lifetime Studios and i was looking for The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog When Suddently, I saw an episode that said "THEADVENTURESOFSONICTHEHEDGHEHOG.EXE.PNG.JPG.WMV.POOP. So i played it and the Music was Loud and there was blood Everywhere and Sonic's Eyes's were Hyper Realistic and then a Skeleton popped out and Killed me  and then the episode started and Sonic was stabbing Tails and Pissing on Sally the Acorn and Killing Dr.Robotnik and Scratch and Grounder Were  on Fire and Then 9000 Minutes later PATRIXXX Pooped out of my TV with a  Skeleton and killed me then the world exploded and Blood....Who was the  Phone?