My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666

U WONT FUCKING BELIEVE ME BUT DIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN YOU FATTY!!! SO ONE DAY I WAS ROOTING THROUGH MY NEIGHBOURS GARBAGE WHEN I FOUND A TAPE THAT SAID "¡ƖƖ¡¡¡ᴉ¡¡¡¡Hɔ┴ɐM ʇOu Op ƎpOSIԀƎ ┴SO˥ WIℲ:Ԁ˥W" SO I WAS LIKE FUCK YEAH AND SLAMMED THAT BITCH INTO MY TV! I NOTICED THAT THE INTRO WAS DIFFERENT! WHEN TWILIGHT ARRIVED IN PONYVILLE IN THE INTRO, ALL THE OTHER PONIES WERE LAYING DEAD, WITH HYPERREALISTIC GUTS COMING FROM THEN! AND AT THIS POINT I WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK" AND THEN I NOTICED THAT THE EPISODE WAS CALLED "KILL ALL GODDLESS FAGGOT INFADELS" AND I WAS LIKE "WHAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK??!!!??!!"! WHAT HAPPEN IN THE EPISODE WAS TWILIGHT SPARKLE WENT TO VISIT PINKIE PIE, AND WHEN SHE ARRIVED, SHE SAID "HEY PINKIE PIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, GET OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A SUCKY SUCKY!!" AND THEN PINKIE PIE WAS LIKE "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!" AND THEN RARITY APPARATED INTO THE ROOM, BUT SHE WAS COVERED IN LIKE HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD AND SHE HAD ZALGO EYES AND SHE SAID "YOU TWO FAGGOTS ARE BOTH GOING TO FUCKING DIE" AND PINKIE PIE SAID "OH SHIT WERE ALL FUCKED!!!" AND AT THIS POINT I WAS LIKE "WTFFFFFFF WHY WOULD THEY FUCKING MAKE THIS?" AND THEN THERE WAS A KNOCK ON PINKIE PIES DOOR AND SHE SAID "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHY ARE ALL THESE FILTHY SHIT FACED FAGGOT WHORES IN MY FUCKING HOUSE?!?!" AND WHEN SHE AWNSWERED THE DOOR, FLUTTERSHY CAME IN AND FUCKING MURDERED ALL OF THEM, AND THEN STARTED EATING ALL OF THEIR HYPERREALISTIC GUTS AND FUCKING THEIR CORPSES WITH GRUESOME DETAIL. AND THEN I THREW UP ON THE FLOOR AND SAID "WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCKING FUCK WAS THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!?!" AND THEN FLUTTERSHY UNZIPPED HER MASK, SHE TURNED OUT TO BE NONE OTHER THAN EVIL PATRIXXX!!1!!! AND THEN SHREK CAME IN AND SHOUTED TO EVIL PATRIXXX "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN MY SWAMP?!?!?!" AND THEN THERE WAS A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS BUT IN THE END EVIL PATRIXXX WON AND STARTED TO RAPE SHREK'S DEAD BODY WHILE COVERED IN HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD! AND THEN I SHOUTED "FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF GODDAMN SHIT" AND RIPPED THAT TAPE OUT OF MY VCR AND FUCKING BLEW IT UP WITH A HYDROGEN NUKE!!!!

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND KILLED ME! BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT BITCH!