Patrickshomicide.avi

I used to work at nickolodeon, but then I got fired. On my way out, I found a tape which said: "Patrickshomicide.avi". When I was home, I slipped it in the VHS and waited. It had the spongebob intro, and then I thought "Patrick...Patrick! Spongebob's best friend!". Now knowing what character was on the VHS tape, I sat and watched.The intro was fine, but the rest of the episode was filled with horribly concentrated static. I could barely see through, though what I was able to see, disturbed me. It was patrick stabbing spongebob violently, then it showed a patricks face. It was hyper-realisticly hyper realistic. And then I diareacd on meh VHS AND DIAD AND AKSMKSJSJKS AND THEN PATRICK FELL OUT OF THE TV FROM A WELL AND KILLED ME AND THEM DEMMY CAME AND KILED PATRIC AND DIED AND DEN POOP AND DEN OMG