Mulan 21

One day, I was working at KFC when I found a VHS tape. It was for Mulan! The tape was called Mulan 21, and since I was a soldier for 50 years I bought it. No, sorry, I stole it. When I came home, I put it in my VHS player.

It started with Mulan pulling out a diamond sword. Weird, I thought, why does the sword not look like it was out of the game??? I put three question marks because of what I saw next. It showed Mulan pulling out two more diamond swords, making it three all together. This is when it gets scary.

Then, Mulan pulled off her skin in a entertaining scene. What was not entertaining was what came out of the skin. A furry!!!!!!!!! "aaa" I said scared. then, Mulan fell into the diamond sword, dieing. I screamed so loud that I died. As a ghost, I decided to watch the rest of the movie.

Mulan was now deader than ever. Then, Mooshoof came, looking like a pony. I tried punching my screen, but my hand went through everything. I got so angry that I died again. I came back as a ghost ghost, and finished the movie. The dragon flys all the way to mars, freezing to death. Just like Arnold from the Magic School Bus.

I then saw shoo, the leader transform into the hulk. I was so suprised that the TV exploded, and my neighbor, Slenderman, came up to me, and slapped me in the face. He then threw me all the way to the underworld. As I am writing this, I am getting burned dead by the devil himself. Whatever you do, dont watch Mulan 21.