LOLSKELETONS tells me the true uncut tale of the hash slinging slasher

Okay so me and LOLSkeletons were on the trollpasta wiki nightshift and i was bored and so i annoyed him and this happened.

LOLSkeletons:well you shouldn't be so giddy about the nightsift after...well you know.

Me:what what do I know?

LOLSkeletons:oh nonononono i shouldnt tell you it would ruin the nightshift for you.

Me:WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED?!

LOLSkeletons:you mean you've never heard the story of the.....Hash Slinging Slasher?

Me:Nope.

LOLSkeletons:how couldn't you?! it was all over the message boards 4chan creepypasta wiki you name it!

Me:TELL ME THE STORY!

LOL Skeletons:its you're nightmares *clear's throat* Years ago on this very wiki, there was a user called &quot;The_Hash_Slinging_Slasher&quot; who was a mediocre trollpasta writer...just..like you...Only CLUMSIER. And then, one night, when he was making pastas ...it happened.

Me:he forgot to add the categories?

LOLSkeletons:NO

Me:he used proper grammar?

LOLSkeletons:NO!

Me:it wasn't funny?

LOLSkeletons:NO! He cut off his own dick by mistake!

Me:you mean like this? *pulls dick off and he grows back* or like this or this or this or this or this?!

LOLSkeletons:except he wasn't a weirdo.

Me:so?

LOLSkeletons:SO IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!!!

Me:AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

LOL Skeletons:Then he replaced it with a stick of dynamite, which EXPLODED! AND AT HIS FUNERAL, THEY BANNED HIM!! So now, every......

LOLSkeletons:What night is it?

Me:tuesday

LOLSkeletons:TUESDAY NIGHT, his ghost returns to the Trollpasta Wiki to wreak his horrible vengeance.

Me:But Tonights Tuesday Night.

LOLSkeletons:then he'll be coming....

Me:how will we know?

LOLSkeletons:there are 3 signs that signal the approach of The_Hash_Slinging_Slasher: Me:OH MY GAWD THATS SO VERREH SCAREH I QUIT! *jumps out the window*
 * 1) YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS WIKI FOR ALL ETERNITY (EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ADMIN)
 * 2) THE PHONE WILL RING, BUT NOBODY WILL BE THERE AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PHONE YOU'LL GET AIDS!
 * 3) THE_HASH_SLINGING_SLASHER WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND CUT OFF YOUR PENUS!!1!1!!111 (IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENUS HE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE AND MAKE YOU DO MATH PROBLEMS UNTIL YOU DIE FROM SMOKE INHALATION

(Police found a man named Thomas Thomason Dead having fallen from a 9000 story building and having tragically broken his neck and his skeleton popped out apparently it was a suicide.) OR WAS IT!?