MAH POKEYMAN THEERY

THIS IS 9000.1% TRUE!!! EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO BACK UP ANY OF IT! EVIDENCE IS FOR PUSSIES!

It's time everyone knew the truth about Pokémon! They're DEMONS FROM HELL and their "trainers" have signed over their souls to them! This was the intention from the start!

What? it was originally intended to be a game about collecting and fighting BUGS?! DON'T BELIEVE IT FOR A SECOND! IT'S A LIE! IT'S ALL LIES! SHATORI TAJI IS LYING TO YOU! He SAYS he was inspired by his childhood bug-collecting hobby, but that's all just a cover-up! You see, he was a Satanist who wanted to spread the word of Satanism to Japan's children when he pitched the Capsule Monsters concept to Nintendo! My uncle's dog's acupuncturist's hairdresser, who TOTALLY worked for Game Freak in 1990, told me so! AND SHE'D NEVER LIE TO ME...would she?

...would she?

...shit.

Written by Furbearingbrick.