Dick Salt

"Once, a man found a can of Dick Salt."

"He licked it."

"It got spread on everything he ate."\

"He called his wife to help him"

"She was having the same problem with Vagina Salt"

"They traded. Now they are nullo's.

"The man, who was coincidentally named Dick, found that Vagina Salt was exactly the same as Dick Salt"

"They used both in a feast."

"Their children were invited for the grand feast."

"Suddenly, Johnson came with his lasers and tried to kill them all"

"Upon bitches and bitches they layed upon."

"Johnson ate the bodies with his starved anus."

"Until Dick said, "NO MOAR BITCHES""

"He used Dick salt."

"The End."

"Then shit got reeeaaallll"

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