ImAgEs In YoUr HeAd SiNcE 1983

Warning: This story is Freaking Awesome, and will have you emerge as a new Man

Part 1: May 7, 2019
Why try to bring back a site for Trollpastas, if those Pastas aren’t made of Pasta at all? Are there even any Trolls in the Goddamn fairytale land to do it for you? What is the meaning of a Troll’s life? Is it to be a Troll or to not to be a Troll? Who even knows what the “Troll” is? So you can go to Italy to get your Trucking Pasta, ‘cuz I ain’t going nowhere baby!

Damn all these beyootiful Giiiiirrrrrls, they only live as Jerks, They’ll have you suicidal, suicidal, and have you screaming “oh Lord!”

I know I Spider Monkey who is named, Javier. You probably mispronounced that as Ex-Ay-Vi-Err, after all, lots of people grew with the X-Man Comics. When there is also, other X-People. Ever tried thinking of that before, curious reader? My little pony, My Little Pony, uhhhhhhhhhhuhuhuh!

Brits from the 70’s to 90’s will be familiar with a Gay Hippo named George, and his Boyfriend Bungle. A bear whom had his face flattened by silly old (say it in an old lady’s voice) Geoffrey. Ohhhhhhhhh! I want a Gay Hippopotamus for Christmasssssssss!!!

Can you pronounce “Ignignokt?” Look up, look waaaaaaaaaaaaay up!!! It’s the Polka-Dotted Rainbow Jo Maxi Muppet Show Hodge-Podge Bookmice from Wimzie’s Place and Sesame Park! Lil Twist is only known for one thing, beating up Cory in the House (you may now cue the theme song)!