SUPER MARIO BOOTLEG GAEM!!11

One day I was at a garage sale and I found a Super Mario game but it had no name! I bought it and then I took it home to play it. When I played it, Mario had hyper-realistic eyes!

DA GAEM
Mario controlled the same but he was fucking weird!. Like, he did not move his legs and when he killed an enemy, it was hyper-realistic blood!

DA AFTRMETH
I went to take a dump and when I went downstairs, a skeleton popped out and I died, so I am writing this in Heaven!