The Domino's pizza from hell

I ordered a Domino's 'cause I had just smoked a gram, and I had mad munchies yo. I dial the number and a Mexican picks up and says "Thank ymg' llll uln Domino's ahor Y' ymg' mggoka ulnah?  Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." I'm all like "Learn to speak English yo. I'd like a large pizza with pineapple only." Get this shit, the pizza took 3 hours to get to my house. I get woken up my doorbell and answer my door. Standing outside my house is an eldrich horror that my mind can't even come close to comprehending.