How To Make A Classic CreepyPasta For Some To Remember

I call this... Noobi (oobi) lost episude. One day the mail guy put a package in my mail box. I got the package and open it. It simply was a disc that said OoBi with HYPER-REALISTIC blood written on it. I put the disc in my compooper, and then the theme song played but it sounded... DeMoNiC! After the theme song was done the episude was OOBI.exe.666.dora_sucks, I was scared, and it was written in blood. The episude started with Kiko depressed because grand poo was dead and spewing out HYPER-REALISTIC blood, and outside was stormy. Then he said hope is nowhere to be found, kiko said, then a frame of text said DEATH. Then oobi was eating Doritos before jumping out the windows xp because a creepy unseen hand that was pitch black and red glowing eyes and blood and had a creepy smile. I tried to shut of the compooper but instead it had a error message saying YoU cAn'T eScApE, I wet my pant at this point. Then a seane with oobi and the mysterious hand where oobi was being chased, it lasted for 15 seconds until the storm from before struck oobi, and all that's left of him is blood and bones. The last seane was uma which was hanging on a rope with bullet holes all over her, then A UNEXPECTED JOOMPSCARE HAPPENS AND I JUMPED THROUGH THE ROOF AND BACK ON MY CHAIR, then some static appears with the sentence... YoUr NeXt and then my compooper exploded and I'm died.............. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. Note: this is all fake<