THE UGLYEST MONSTER

ONE TIME THERE WERE ALL OF THESE BAD LADYS AROUND WHO WOULD GO BE DIRTY ALL THE TIME. THEN ONE DAY THIS AWESOME DUDE CAME UP TO THEM AND TOLD THEM TO MARRY HIM. HE WAS SO AWESOME WITH HIS RAD SPECS AND DINOSAURS SKATEBOARD THAT THEY ALL MARRIED HIM. BUT THEN HE GOT HIS RAD SPECS KNOCKED OFF AND THEY FOUND OUT HE WAS THE UGLIEST MONSTER EVER. MORE UGLIER THAN AN OLD BROWN SHOE WITH ROTTEN THROWUP ALL OVER IT AND PART OF A FROG INSIDE. ALL OF THE LADYS HAD TO LIVE WITH HIM IN A GROSS HOUSE AND THEY HAD UGLY BABYS FOREVER.