Le Monke In Minecraft

So one time I was playing Minecraft. I was walking around in a cave, trying to find ore, when I heard someone crying. I walked around in the cave for a bit, trying to find the source of the crying. Suddenly, I came across diamonds; I mined them quickly. Then I went back to trying to find the source of the crying.

I found it! The person crying was le monke. He was in a pile of poopies and diorite blocks. I typed in chat if he was okay, and he turned around. Suddenly, he started chucking poop at me, so I ran. The poop hit me and I got poisoned. He kept chasing me while screaming “POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY HAHAHAHAHAHA!”. He made my very spooked.

I came across a lava pit. Le monke was cornering me. He threw a final poopy, and it knocked me into the pit. I lost my precious armours and diamonds. I hate le monke so much because he made me lost my cool stuffs. I turned off my PC in a rage to report it here.