Homestar Runner

My 10 year old son and I watch Homestar Runner every night on my Vizio HDTV, which is connected to my PC. I gave my son the mouse and he selected &quot;The secret Strong Bad E-Mail&quot;. It started out with Strong Bad saying &quot;Do Do Do checking out the E-Mail&quot; like normal.

When he got am E-Mail which was titled &quot;Dear Strong Bad I want to know something interesting. Something you have never talked about before. From, Jamie, Hartford CT&quot; Then Strong Bad said

&quot;OK i have something interesting to talk about, how about DEATH&quot;. I was Horrified. He grabbed a gun and knife and started killing

Homestar, Homsar, Marzipan, Strong Sad, etc. Then he said

&quot;NOW IM COMMING FOR YOU&quot;. I quickly closed the window. Then an error message started comming up saying &quot;Error: Windows will not close Google Chrome until YOU DIE&quot;.

I didnt see my son anywhere after that and I thought he allready went to bed. I went to tuck him in and i saw Strong Bad in real life saying &quot;Your too late. I have allready killed him.&quot; then he said &quot;NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE&quot;. I ran in a closet and i saw Strong Bad looking around my apartment for me.

I pulled my Cell phone and dialed 911. I heard an automated voice saying

&quot;Hi this is Alex. Your virtual advisor at V****n Mobile im sorry, we cannot complete this call because Strong Bad wants you to DIE&quot;. Strong bad opened the closet door and grabed a knife. I quickly escaped through an emergency transport door in my closet. I got outside then i tried 911 again and i got the same Alex message but this time he said Hi this is Alex, Your virtual advisor at V****n Mobile, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. The phone hung up. I stayed at my friends house for the night. The police said that my son's death was suspicious.