Grandpa Pig's death

You Know About Peppa Pig Right? If You Haven't Let Me Fill You In, Peppa Pig Is A British Childrens Program Created Neville Astley & Mark Baker They Have Also Created A Pilot To Peppa Pig Which No One Has Ever Seen With Human Eyes But I Have,

I Was At A Car Boot Sale Looking For Some Mario Or Sonic Games, Until I Thought I Would Buy Something For My Little Sister But I Stumbled Across A Peppa Pig DVD Written On The Case Was "Peppa Pig Pilot" As I Thought It Would Be A Great Gift For My Little Sister She Loved Peppa Pig It Was Always On Milkshake Daily Or She Watched It On Nick. Jr I Asked The Person Who Stood At The Stall It Was A Jolly Looking Women So I Asked Nicely How Much Was The DVD She Said It Was A Never Before Seen Episode Of Peppa Pig She Said That I Could Take It For Free So I Went Home I Couldn't Be Arsed To Look Around More I Just Wanted To See The Apparnent "Never Before Seen Episode" So I Arrived Home I Walked In To My House And Of-course It Was Empty So I Walked Upstairs To My Room I Put The Disc In My Playstation 3, The DVD Menu Was Just White With Red Text I Clicked The First One Named "Peppa Pig Pilot: Granpa Pigs Death" I Was Kean It Wasn't A Pilot Because The Word "Death" Was In It It Sounded Like A Finale Episode Or Something But I Brushed It Off As A Prank Title The Intro Played LIke Normal But Peppa Looked, Saddly Paler As Usual So Did The Other Characters But It Looked Like Geroge Was Chewing On Something... And Intestans Were Spilled At The Right Side Of The Screen, But I Dared See What That Was The Episode Title Was "Grandpa Pig Death" & Written It Pencil Was For 5 Frames Was "Peppa Pilot" Peppa Was In Her Room Alone She Was Happy Playing With Her Teddy Bear Then She Was Called By Her Parents So Peppa Walked Down Stairs Daddy Pigs Eyes Were Bloodshot Mummy Pig Was Crying, Peppa Tryed To Cheer Up Mummy Pig Daddy Pig Whispred Something In Her Ear "Sorry To Say This Peppa... But Granpa Died" Peppa Gasped "HOW!" "He Died Of Old Age" Peppa Needed To Go To The Toilet So She Walked Upstairs To The Bathroom, When She Arrived Geroge Was In There He Was Chewing Peppa Opened The Door To Fined Geroge Eating The Corspe Of Grandpa Pig She Was Furious With Geroge "WHY KILL OUR GRANDPA WHY GEORGE!" "Because Its Ham" Geroge Mumbled In A Devils Voice Then Geroge Pouned At Peppa & The Screen Went Black I Will Not Dare Watch Peppa Pig EVER AGAIN...

Credited to JDisREAL 

NOTE: This is the oldest known revision of the pasta.