Boaring

Once upon a time, there was a boring pear, who wrote boring math equations on the white board. After boring his entire class half to death, his incessant scrawling actually bored a hole through the board. The boring pear fell through the hole in the board he had bored, and found himself in a world filled with wild boars. One of the boars charged toward him, and the pear screamed! But the boar stopped in it's tracks. "Why would I attack you?" asked the boar. "You're one of us!" The pear was very confused, because he was most certainly not a boar. And that's when the first tusk jutted out of his mouth! Then another! Then a tail and a snout! And before he knew it, he had become the only thing he had ever known how to be, an utter and complete boar. Do you know what those boars did, day in and day out, for the rest of their boring boar lives? Algebra!