Sir Patrixxx

NOMAL EDITCHUN
HI GUIZE IMMA GONNA TELL YOO ABOUT THE TYME EVIL PATRIXX KILD MEE 234,798,095.5 TIMZ. SO WUN DAE I WUZ UPDTIN MAH FACEBUK SATUS WHEN EVIL PATRIXX POPED OUTT OV MI SCREEN. HE SED YOU WILL DIE AND CREATED A MIND **** BALL OF DESTRUCTION AND THROWED IT ET MEE. I STUD OP END SAA HIM EPIC BELLY PLAYING. HE SUMOND A FIRE JELLE AND I WAS DEAD. DEN HE KILLED ME FO DA REST OF MY LIFE.

Sir Edition
Why hello gentleman. I am here to share the story of a quite invincble being who had killed me a total number of 234,798,095.5 times. I was posting a new sentence that says what I was doing right now on the social networking website know as facebook until a very pink gentleman with a cone-shaped head had entered into my house from my current  computer screen. He stated "You will have to end your current life right now" and created a giant circualur object that looked very destructive and launched it at me. As I stretch my bones and moved them in order to stand up, I had glanced at him and saw that he was colliding his hands with his stomach in order to create a series of rythyms in an epic manner. He then summoned a creature known as the jellyfish covered in fire and also launched it towards me. After that attack, I was currently laying dead. From that day on the being Known as "Evil Patrixxx" has killed me.