Fnaf 2 lolasta

Well fnaf 2 came out. I got a boner so hard i busted a nut with out thinking of furries. Anyway i was working at the " new and improved Freddy fuckbitches piss on pizza" The phone guy called. " Fuck you eddy!!!" he screamed playing battle royal in fortnite. " Oh hello Jeffrey the 15th!" he shouted. " Listen, your not supposed to open the frigde theres booze in their, its mine fucker!!!" i was so fucking sad knowing that i couldn't partake in the liver destroyer.

The phone guy hangs up while vomiting through the phone speaker and getting it all over my graphic tee! Anyway i watched the cameras. nothing seemed unusual. Then a half hour later i see pewdiepie in the vents dancing to bitch lasagna but with really crappy ukulele music. Pewdiepie vomits up his dick hole before disappearing.

I checked the party room and... Freddy and Markiplier were smoking cannabis and dancing to the jimmy neutron theme song backwards and with fart noises. The adventure time Finn break dances to take on me auto tuned and looped on the me part. A commercial rolls for mountain dew piss flavor. Markiplier was advertising it." Hey guys Markiplier here and, Mountain dew piss flavor is back!" Hey takes a sip as the ad shows Markiplier reverse vomits and laughs like a maniac! " Remember ladies, mans piss is to be savored not drank everyday!" he said in a rather satisfying voice.

An episode of south park airs as Stan Kyle and Cartman pee on their teacher, when i got done watching i peed myself to. " monkeys ripe tits!!!" i shouted shattering my only drinking cup and the mirrors.

Anyway i continued watching as balloon boy grabs a razor and cuts Bonnie's tongue off. Bonnie screamed but he sounded like Adam sander taking a shit. Balloon boy swallows toys r us while chanting " ebola ebola  ebola  ebola!!!" Balloon boy takes a 9mm pistol and shoots his dick off. He dies immediately, Freddy just finished pounding cake like an obese fucker.

Foxy came into my office, jacking off while eating Doritos and salt. Foxy vomits on my monitor making everything look alien. I got so pissed i ripped off his bottom jaw and ate it. He was fine with it.

Alex Jones showed up, pounding fudge crackers while chanting gay frogs like a fat loser. He spits in my face so... i teared his head off and scored a nice spare in wii bowling. Another commercial airs, fore cocaine for midgets. The person advertising was big Nik. His eyes were red and litterly coming out of his head.

" Cocaine is now for midgets, next up is little midgets. Anyway i finished up week one and jacked off to my 200 bucks i made. Anyways see ya!