HYPERREALISTIC SANIC

This is a parody of all pastas that feel the need to include the word &quot;hyper-realistic&quot; in every three sentences and other cliches such as mysterious items conveniantly being found in the most unlikely of ways.'

Grade A Hyper-realistic gold.

HYPERREALISTIC SANIC
THIS ONE DAY THIS GUY WENT TO THIS OLD 'RUN DOWN HOUSE WHERE AN OLD MAN LIVED. HE WALKED UP TO A CREEPY OLD MAN AND SAW A SANIC GAME. HE ASKED HOW MUCH AND CREEPY OLD MAN GAVE IT TO HIM FREE AND SAID SOMETHING CREEPY AND HYPER REALISTIC. HE THEN FOUND A SEGA GENESISIN AN OLD CRUMMY BOX THAT FELL FROM THE SKY THAT HAD A HYPERREALISTIC TRASH SMELL TO IT. HE BEGUN TO PLAY AND IT GOT DARK. HYPERREALISTIC BLUD AND HYPERREALISTIC GUTS AND HYPEREALISTIC SCARIES AND THEN A HYPERREALISTIC SKELATON POPPED OUT.