De Evil Ban Jubi Sung

SO I HERD BAN JUBI WAS RELESIN A NEW SONG AND ME WAS LIK "Okay this is an epic gamer moment" AND THREW UP AND PAS OUT. WEN WAK UP I SAW A NEW VIDYA BY BAN JUBI YUTUB SHENEL CALD "LUST SUNG BY BAN JUBI" AN I GUT SU EXITE AND I SAW VIDEO IMAJ AND GASP. IT WAS A PIX OF HYPRPIXELATD BUN JUBI WIT HYPR REALISTIC EYE DAT CRYING BLUDDDD!!!!!!! DE VIDYU LYRIK WAS "KAREN IF U DONT LET ME SEE KID I KILL THEM" AND THEN IT SAID "1 WEEK LATER" AND IT SHOWED A VIDYA UB BUN JUBA TYING SUM RANDUM GURLS KIDZ TU E CHAER AND SHUT DER MAUTH! UMGG!!!!!!!! EN DEN HE SLICED DER ARM EN LEG OB AND HE SAID "Karen, this is what you get for not letting me see my kids!" AND DEN DE VIDEU WENT TO BLACK AND IT END. I WAS SO SKAR SO I SEN DE VIDEU TO MY FRIN ON DESKARD BUT IT WS NURMUL TO DEM. I AM NOW SKARD FUR LIB. IP ANYBUD ELS SEE DIS SKAERY BAN JUBILEE VIDU PLZ TEL ME IN DE KAHMENT SEJTIUN BELUW. I HUP ME AM NOT ONLU GUYZ DAT SEE IT!!!!!!!!!