MAKELMOAR DIES AT THE TRIFT SHOPPE

One day Macklemore and Ryan Lewis were bored, so they went to the thrift shop. Ryan Lewis decided to buy a big ass coat, while Macklemore went to the good will, and popped some tags. Someone suspicious walked in, he was wearing a Gucci t-shirt. He greeted him by saying &quot;What up I got a big cock.&quot; The man was very suprised. &quot;Sorry I'm just pumped, I just bought some shit at the thrift shop.&quot; &quot;Ok,&quot; said the man in Gucci. Macklemore decided to tell him: &quot;Yo, that's $50 for a t-shirt.&quot; The suspicious man looked at his feet and said softly &quot;Oh, he got the velcro.&quot; Macklemore responded &quot;Bought them at the thrift shop, made them cool.&quot; &quot;Ok.&quot; said the man in Gucci. Macklemore could tell this man was being swindled and pimped, sheeeit. So he said &quot;Limited edition, let's do some simple addition, $50 for a t-shirt, that's some ignorant bich sheeeit.&quot; The man got angry. &quot;Quit being like that, you can't tell me what do do.&quot; Macklemore responded with &quot;Is that your grandma's coat?&quot; The man in Gucci pulled a gun. &quot;I'm gonna pop a cap in your ass, give me all your money in your pocket!&quot; Macklemore game him $20. The man proceeded to shoot Macklemore. Ryan Lewis tackled the man in Gucci and knocked him out. &quot;This is fucking awesome&quot; he said. Then he looked at his dying friend. &quot;You can't die! You hella woah!&quot; he shouted. Macklemore responded by saying &quot;Get me that big fur coat to bury me in.&quot; Ryan Lewis said &quot;But it.. it smells like R.Kelly's sheets. Pisssssssssssssssss.&quot; Macklemore said his last words. &quot;But shit, it was 99 cents!&quot; and he took his last breath. You could faintly hear the sound of a little kid. &quot;Goodwill! Popping tags!&quot;