Herobrine Spinoffs that Won't Happen

Herobrine Simply Walks into Mordor
 * Herobrine sinks in Quicksand
 * Herobrine awakens Leviathan
 * Herobrine awakens Behemoth
 * Herobrine awakens Ziz
 * Herobrine becomes a seagull (MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE)
 * Herobrine Gets Drunk and drives The Enderdragon into a 3-Story Apartment Complex
 * Herobrine, Zalgo, And Sonic.exe host a Bachelor Party for Jeff The Killer, but Masky Crashes the Party by inviting over Hookers
 * Herobrine enters the Pokemon Universe and Visits May's House, Coitus ensues(ewww)
 * Herobrine Gets an Anal Prolapse (Don't look that up)
 * Herobrine tries to recreate Goatse (Don't look that up either)
 * Herobrine buys Coffee
 * Herobrine fights EVIL PATRIXXX (And loses)
 * Herobrine fights Furbearingbrick (and loses)
 * Herobrine smites MrBigDog and OrangetheKnight
 * Herobrine Smites Fred Phelps
 * Herobrine Smites whoever owns Capcom
 * Herobrine fights Godzilla, Rodan, and Mothra all atÂ once
 * Herobrine goes on a Foot Fetish website
 * Herobrine goes on a Quicksand Fetish website( Those exist WHY)
 * Herobrine thinks Shrek is dreck
 * Shrek whips out his ogresized Eshrekt Cock to Kill Herobrine with
 * Herobrine's Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard!
 * Herobrine Killed The Radio Star
 * Herobrine finds Yaoi of Jeff the Killer and Slenderman
 * EVIL PATRIXXX plays Poker with Herobrine( Can't Read My, Can't Read My, No he can't read my PATRIXXX FAIC)
 * Herobrine gains Hyper-Realistic eyes
 * Herobrine Fights Orochi
 * Herobrine fights Amaterasu( and loses)
 * New Herobrine on The Block
 * The Herobrine Gang
 * Herobrine RELEASES THE KRAKEN
 * Herobrine Eats A Bagel
 * HEROBRINEXXX AND DA CURSED POO POO
 * Herobrine and THE MAN OF ASS
 * Herobrine Reads This List and Kills EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS LIST
 * Herobrine Tries to Kill Fedora6500 and Dies (MARY SUE ALERT)
 * Herobrine fights Evets (and loses)
 * Herobrine does Minecraft Style
 * Herobrine tries to kill Spongeboob (or killer sponge)
 * Herobrine and Evets have a staring contest (never ends)
 * Herobrine beats theÂ Shit out of the enderdragon
 * Herobrine gets pupils
 * Herobrine and the fat assed one
 * Herobrine watches Twilight while listning toÂ Justin BieberÂ (dont ever do it the pain is MINDFUCKING)
 * Herobrine kills Steve (Steve from Evets saga so he throws a tantrum and also because now he is a good guy)
 * Herobrine kicks theÂ shit out of Notch cuz Notch removed him
 * Herobrine turns every single mob into white eyes like him (and steve shits bricks)
 * HerobrineÂ makes a circle
 * Herobrine and his pet Enderman
 * Herobrine dies
 * Herobrine eats an obsidan block
 * Herobrine goes face first into a mountain of TNT and swears revenge on Steve
 * Herobrine vs Twilight Sparkle
 * Herobrine becomes steveÂ
 * Herobrine finds a homosexual ninja potato and dies
 * Herobrine reads about the Life and Times of Millard Filmore
 * Herobrine gets his face signed by Nicholas Cage
 * Herobrine becomes Hyper Realistick
 * Herobrine joins the Sheep Mafia
 * Heorbrine Rapes a Sheep
 * Herobrine looks up Last Measure( DON'T LOOK THAT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD)
 * Herobrine visits the Inferno( Hell)
 * Herobrine rides an Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant
 * Herobrine's throwable arms
 * Herobrine's throwable legs
 * Herobrine's Throwable penis
 * Herobrine buys a level of Hell
 * Herobrine crys HYPER REALISTICK BLOD
 * Herobrine is stabbed by Roman senators
 * Herobrine Vs Ghost(GHOST used CURSE, Herobrine is already dead!)
 * Herobrine Discovers TV Tropes(His Life is then Ruined)
 * Herobrine gets the Ick
 * Herobrine gouges his eyes out after going on ogrish.com(Don't look that up)
 * The Life and Times of Herobrine(Written by Jeff the Killer, Produced by Slenderman)
 * Herobrine's save gets corrupted
 * Herobrine drinks Cheese Coffee
 * Herobrine visits Lavendar Town
 * Herobrine becomes an intern at Nick
 * Herobrine accidently triggers Ragnarok
 * Herobrine makes Nuclear TNT
 * Herobrine makes Nuclear Tacos
 * Herobrine fights Goro and promptly gets his arms ripped off
 * Herobrine fights Scorpion and gets his skin burned off
 * Herobrine uses Destiny Bond on Steve
 * Herobrine plays Super Meat Bros.
 * Herobrine gets a horse
 * Herobrine makes out with the horse
 * Herobrine rapes the horse
 * Herobrine forgets about the daylight saving time
 * Herobrine writes a Creepypasta
 * Herobrine gets banned
 * Herobrine kills the admins
 * Herobrine builds a Super Pootis Dick Cannon
 * Herobrine accidentally blows up North Korea
 * Herobrine kills Carly Rae Jepsen
 * Herobrine destroys Justin Bieber's List of Doom
 * Herobrine participates in a running-on-water contest with Jesus
 * Herobrine's adventure in Domestic Abuse.
 * Herobrine vs. God-Jeff
 * Herobrine Shaves His Beard Off
 * Herobrine will make sure to leave Steve the heck alone.
 * Herobrine gets eye surgery.
 * Herobrine considers a sex change.
 * Herobrine does the Harlem Shuffle (The Rolling Stones song, Not the Harlem Shake)
 * Herobrine goes to a Walmart dressed as Billy Idol
 * Herobrine writes a Guro fic
 * Herobrine masturbates to said Guro Fic
 * Herobrine makes rule 34 of himself
 * Herobrine loses the game
 * Herobrine makes a diamond shovel with the Hope Diamond
 * Herobrine gets in a Pokemon battle with Zalgo
 * Zalgo and Herobrine argue over who pays the bill at a restraunt
 * Herobrine joinsÂ Captain Planet and theÂ Planeteers but kills all of the villains because he can
 * Herobrine discovers the one ring
 * Herobrine and zalgo get married
 * Herobrine is actually steve's alter ego from the future

WHELP I RAN OUT OF IDEAS, THIS LIST IS OGRE