DEATHBOUND

EARTHBOUND SUPER SCARY CREEPYPASTA It was a normal night like any other. The chilly air nipped at my skin and the moonlight shone upon my bald egg head. "Why not go to the thrift shop for a brand new copy of the critically acclaimed SNES RPG EarthBound?", I thought to myself. At the thrift shop, I saw it. The game I would later regret playing. It was titled "DEATHBOUND" with hastily scribbled black marker. I thought nothing of it and took it back home. Bad idea. I put it in my SNES and switched it on. A deep groan came from the innards of the SNES, but I thought it was the sound of my cringe stomach. The file select screen was red and black and said "Select your life.", which caught me off guard. Why was this in my family friendly Nintendo RPG game? I continued further, oblivious to the growing evil of the damned cursed cartridge from hell. "Name yourself," The screen read. Instead of Ness, there was a sprite replica of me. "What the heck! How did this game know what I look like?" I thought. "Oh well, it must be some crazy coincidence," I muttered to myself. After I named myself, the game immediately skipped to the opening cutscene. Hyperrealistic blood dripped from the sky and all of the buildings were charcoal black. "Holy smokes! I think I'm in a creepypasta!" I screamed in absolute terror. Then, Ness appeared in my room and stabbed himself with a protractor. "Holy crap! Ness is real?!?!" I yelled. Suddenly, blood dripped from his eyes and he lunged at me. He did the favor of giving me a prostate exam before I died by busting my virgin nuts open with a baseball bat. Then I died. My ghost is trapped in the SNES and that is how I'm writing this.