The Magic Conchshell

Spongebob: The Magic Conchshell!

Squidward: Oh great! We'are gonna die out here with nothing to do but use that spikey thing as toilet paper!

Spongebob: Squidward, that's not the meaning of the conch!

Squidward: FINE! What CAN we use it for?

PATRIXXX: RAEPING YOU CONCH FOUCKERS!

Spongebob &amp; Squidward: AHHHHH!

And then Patrixxx raeped them to death and then a skeleton popped out and killed me.

Sweet dreams....

Written by Daniel14645