Satan Swim

One day, I was getting a meal from Wendys so I can eat while Adult Swim was on. I really wanted to watch Family Guy. However, my mom caught me as I was getting my meal, so I murdered her.

I then went home and watched Family Guy. However, instead of it saying, "Adult Swim", it said "Satan Swim". The episode of Family Guy was called, "Brians satanic cult". It showed Brian eat a cat brutally. I didnt care since Family Guy was really dark. I am an idiot.

So I then continued watching. Brian said "I am gonna make a cult". I was also in a cult, so I was happy about that. I soon would not. Then, Peter came and said, "Can I join?" Brian said a simple "NO". Brian then pulled out a Fortnite axe and murdered Brian. I screamed so loud that I choked on an fry.

Then, the police came and arrested me for murdering my mom for finding out I was at Wendys. So I am now getting executed in front of Johnny Johnny, Brian Griffin, Oofingtom, and my dad. Oof.