MICKEY IS GONNA KEEL U (UR NEXT)

First off, I like to thank OnlyGodCanHelpYouNow for making the translated version for me! He's cool

NON-TRANSLATED VERSION (ENGLPASTISH)
SO YA I GOT MY HYPER-REALISTIC INTERNSHIP ATZ DISNEY SO THEY LOCKED THE HYPER-REALISTIC DOOR AND I FOUND A HYPER-REALISTIC VHS AND A HYPER-REALISTIC VHS PLAYER. THE HYPER-REALISTIC VHS SAID "HAUNTED HYPER-REALISTIC MICKEY MOUSE CARTOON DO NOT WATCH OR ELSE EVIL PATRIXXX WILL KILL U IN UR SLEEP" I DIDN'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK IT SAID SO I PUT THE HYPER-REALISTIC VHS IN THE HYPER-REALISTIC VHS PLAYER AND IT PLAYEED. IT SHOWED A HYPER-REALISTIC MICKEY MOUSE INTRO BUT THE TITLE CARD SAID "HI I'M MICKEY MOUSE AND I'M HERE TO ###### U" AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND THE HYPER-REALISTIC CARTOON PLAYED. IT WAS ABOUT HOW A HYPER-REALISTIC MICKEY TRIED TO KILL HIS HYPER-REALISTIC FRIENDS AND THEN HE LOOKED HYPER-REALISTICLY EVIL AND THEN HIS HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETON POPPED OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND THE HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETON WALKED TO THE VIEWER AND IT SAID "UR NEXT" AND IT SHOWD A PICTURE OF HYPER-REALISTIC MICKEY NAKED AND HOLDING A KNIFE IN HIS HEAD AND THE WORDS SAY AT THE TOP "HELLO, GOODBYE" AND THEN A PICTURE OF MY DADDY DEAD SHOWED UP. THEN HYPER-REALISTIC WORDS POPPED OUT AND SAID "TURN AROUND" AND THEN A EVIL PATRIXXX CAME IN AND TURN ME INTO BLOD AND IM DIED UR NEXT THO == Translated Version (Proper English)== I recorded the VHS tape and this is the Title card and you gotta believe Me. So yeah i got my Hyper-Realistic Internship at Disney so they locked the Hyper-Realistic Door and I Found a Hyper-Realistic VHS and a Hyper-Realistic VHS Player. The Hyper-Realistic VHS Said "Haunted Hyper-Realistic Mickey Mouse Cartoon Do not watch or else Evil PATRIXXX will kill you in your Sleep" I didn't care what the Fuck it said so i put in the Hyper-Realistic VHS in the Hyper-Realistic VHS Player and It played. It showed a Hyper-Realistic Mickey Mouse intro but the Title Card said "Hi i'm Mickey Mouse and i'm here to ###### you" And i was like WTF and the Hyper-Realistic Cartoon played. It was about how a Hyper-Realistic Mickey tried to kill his Hyper-Realistic Friends and then he looked Hyper-Realistically Evil and then his Hyper-Realistic Skeleton popped out of his Mouth and the Hyper-Realistic Skeleton walked to the Viewer and it said "YOUR NEXT" and it showed a picture of Hyper-Realistic Mickey naked and Holding a Knife in his Head and the wards say at the Top "Hello, Goodbye" and then a picture of my Daddy dead showed up. Then Hyper-Realistic words popped out and said "TURN AROUND" and then a Evil PATRIXXX Came in and turned me into blood and im dead You're next Though.