Worst. Video. Game. EVER!!!!

Wun dai I boght a pokemon platinum gaym  but wen i started it up prof rowan said "YOU WILL DIE!!" then a bunch of hyper realistic blood started spurtin evrywere and i died. Oh, and wun moar thing:

TACOOOS!!!!!!!!!

One Year Later

A gay biker went to his boyfriends hose to fuck him in the ass but then he saw a garage sell and then bought a scrary gem cald FloppyDisk Penis.ExeGame and then he shat himself to death