TEH BURGER KING BUILDINg DEF NOT A RIPOFF OF MC DONAELD BUILDING NOT PLAGRIISM I CAN RIGHT!

A few months ago, I was KILLING KIDS WITHA CHAINSAW WHRN I LOST POWER

then something caught MY eyes. It was a BURGER KANG BULDING WIEHT TEH BERGER KANG

When AYT THE HUMAN FLAASH I noticed that they was no customers inside. It was weird, considering that ZOIE BURGERR SED SHEEW WASS DOINGG MEET/GREET

I told MY GAMRT GF ABout it, but when She She saw it, i was in ZOIE BURGERSS A********88*88!!!!!! position. SHe told me I was gAY but ZOEI BARGER DIEEEEED I then heard a faORGEAMSh coming from the MY SDDIKCSJDMCJ`We got EPICLY TROLLLEDD I tried opening the door, but it was locked by a JEFF. We didn't have time to figure out the combination, so ZIEOE pulled out his gun and shot MY ST0OMACHE!!1

So EYE WAS DYING INSIDE inside. What we saw was so EPIC. There wEre dead corpses SO EYE ATEE DEM. We ATEE in the trash can BECAUSE I saw mutilated arms and legs inside, which made us ATE even more. How did BEGRR KANG end up like this? We were so SO so we ran into the kitchen. There were fries and a few burgers, I thought we finally found food, until we saw SANS AND THOSE WEREM HIS FYCUCUCUCUKKKK!!!!!

SANS had no eyeballs, juts blood coming from the sockets. HE HAD NOT STOMACHE IGNORE THIS PART stomachs have been ripped open with the organs ripped out. I tried ATEIng them, but they still TRY KILL me. I didn't even have time to eat fries BECAUSE SANSS GIZZED ON DEMM. We tried escaping through the main door, but it mysteriously locked by itself (OMG SO SPOOMKAYSYSYSY). We were now prisoners inside the building. We got HUNGREY ust by staring at the corpses. ZOEIEI and I EATT ALL BODIES

I didn't want to enter hER, because IT WOULD MENG CHEATING ON MEYE GAMERRR GF. That's when I saw a small bomb in one of the dining tables. I picked up, fused with my lighter, and placed in the MY GAMER GF. After 10 seconds, SHE DYED D finally exploded. I was free to GO IN ZOIUEE wherever I want. I tried calling hER Zto come back, but She still didn't answer. I filled up HER with my backup gas supply that I stored in the trunk. I waited for Shim to go back to my car with me, it was now 69:420 pm. That's when I saw a tall figure coming from the door with a chainsaw. IT WUZZ ME FROMM DA FUTURE TRYING KILLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Two days later, I received a newspaper with the most disturbing headline of all, it said:

"FAMI,LY GUY CANCLED AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!"

What? FAMM GUYS CANCCELEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!M noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALSO DIES TRU STERIE