Talk:(Blank) the Killer Mad Lib/@comment-43813463-20191112204631

Title: Pubert the Killer

'''Hello, I'm Pubert. I was just a normal kid DONTASSUMEMYGENDER, until that day I just snapped. These three bullies, Jeffiz, Dumy, and Thicc were picking on me, as usual, and it was getting to me today more than usual. So today, when they did in my neighbor’s basement, I told Jeffiz"Hey, knock it off!" Dumy backed him up and they ganged up and pummeled me into the ground. I fought back, but they were too strong. But, something in my head snapped, and I twiddled my fingers in Dumy’s butthole, who fell to the ground. Thicc picked up a dildo and swung it at me, but I didn't fall, since I'm now more powerful for no reason, and I took the dilo from Thicc and dieded him until his sexy blood covered everything. Jeffiz tried to run, but I caught him and booty raped him. He screamed and pleaded, but before I finally ended his life, I leaned into his ear and whispered, "Jeff iz dumy thicc". I went home, murdered my family, starting with dumb bitch and sperm doner. I looked in the mirror at myself, then chopped my balls off. My sweet baby rays were the last to die, and the last thing they saw was my Dill Piccolo as I whispered, "Jeff iz dumy thicc".'''