Kip the haunted human being

Kip is a loser who hates oreos and sour patch kids. all he dose all day is go on omegle and yell at people. BUT ONE DAY! he went to a garage sell and found Super Mario 64. he went home and played it. and here's what he said: "this is the worst game i ever played, the graphics are crap compared to Call of Duty! and Mario controls like a tank, and the story is JUST TERRABLE! i'd rather root for a rock than a fat itilian fatso!" "lets not forget to mention: - Horrible main character -Bad story -Awful dialouge -Bad gunplay -Pointless cursing -Long, boring platforming and driving sections -Ugly visuals -Fails to be shocking, sexy, or funny. Overall, Source Filmmaker is barely playable, not funny, rampantly offensive, and one of the wost games I've ever played in my entire life." Kip was a bad man. he died and turned into a desert. he will be missed...

UNTIL ONE DAY HE CAME BACK TO LIFE!