THE ROBLOX BURGER

On January 20th, 2013, several people who were online in the popular game known as ROBLOX would get an unknown message from a user dressed in all black simply named “cheezeburger”. The message went as followed:

“mmm, chezburger!”

Most people would be confused as to how this user messaged them, even if they have never friended them, but regarded the message as spam and went on with their day. However, each day those people were online, they’d be harassed by this user again and again with the message.

At this point, everyone decided to report the user to ROBLOX and block him, and a couple of weeks later, cheezeburger would be terminated by admins.

However, one person experienced something more terrifying.

This user (hereby referred to as John from now on) was a victim to the cheezeburger spam, but he didn’t block cheezeburger, and when cheezeburger got terminated, his life went horrible.

First, John’s grades would plummit downwards, causing him to get grounded from his computer. A couple of days after he got grounded, he and his parents would go to Mcdonald’s, where they got a cheeseburger.

As John sunk his teeth in the burger, his eyes rolled and he collapsed to the floor, dead.

His parents would be struck with grief, and the local news submitted it as a freak accident. But it was never an accident, actually.

You see, cheezeburger was actually the ghost of a child who died from eating a poisoned burger, and now seeks vengeance on. ROBLOX, poisoning kids with cheeseburgers.

Every four years, the ghost of cheezeburger comes to ROBLOX to enact his revenge on users by poisoning them.

Now, if you see a message in your ROBLOX account reading “mmm, chezburger!”, BLOCK THE MESSENGER IMMEDIATELY! The same thing that happened to John may happen to you!