I tear down Seiko San one word at a time

Well, this is the first self-written thing I've posted on this website (as an actual page at least). This is me ripping Seiko San, one word at a time.

"Seiko-San" lame! Also, why is there a dash here but a space in the title?

"or" also known as.

"Seiko-Hanna-San" kind of sounds like See Afghanistan

"is" that one doesn't need me to rip on it.

"a" an, singular.

"Japanese" WEEB ALER!

"creepypasta" now deleted, by the way. Even if it wasn't using the word "Creepypasta" in Creepypasta automatically makes it a fail.

"and" also.

"urban legend" I consider this one word just because. And no, it is not an urban legend. It is a shitpast.

"about" the explination of something.

"the" don't need to rip this word for anything.

"spirit" she's a ghooooooooost! Woooooooooh!

"of" don't need to tear this word up.

"a" an, singular

"teenage" of course she is author, you probably are.

"girl" MY CUTE LITTLE ANIME GIRL WHO IS A MURDERERERERER!

"who" don't need to rip this word up.

"haunts" haunts, not hunts which would have made sense.

"down" opposite to up.

"Criminal" not only does that not need capitalized, but it also should be pluarl.

"who" don't need to comment on this.

"has" if you fix the "Criminal" mistake this should be "have"

"escaped" OGLETHORPE: "THE PRISONER! HE'S EEEEESCAPED!"

"from" can't think of a comment.

"prison." why should we fear her if she is killing prisoners? How does that make her a Creepypasta?