Www.blood.gov

OK i need to tell you about my online dating nightmare that became reality, but warning, might be to spoky for kids 10 and up.

The thing
I am a sad sad strange little man who has your pitty, me is single due to my EVIL PATRIXXX foot fetish themed body pillow and extensive nacho collection but instead of nacho's it's expired doritos dipped in expired MTN Dew. But I don't get why girls never date me, either they friendzone me and treat me like an item due to my epic game skillz. SOme girls straight up cuss me out due to the fact that they hate nice guys like me, fuck those cunt-ass bitches. I mostly drown my pain in eating edible play-doh. I looked through various dating websites, but i didn't succed, except for that one time i accidentally opened the dep weeb (weeb like me) and unleashed cthulu, whe will be talking about that event today. Not cthulu, the dep weeb thing, i was looking for dating websites and clicked on page 10 on Bing, i found website, this is its name:

www.blood.gov
It was acutally called that in the url, but the website said "Fuck me now", which i thought was its names, as it showed up like that on bing lol. It looked completely normal, until i scrowlled up down to the thing, the bottom of the pages, under all the text, there was a gif of barefoot pregnant sonic doing the floss with the word yeet flashing randomly written in hyperealsitstic blud. Embedded in the gif (it wasn't embedded, there was just a link underneath it, but i like to be using the big words to sound more photosynthesis) was a video called patter dances, it is showened footage of a guy dancing in g-major, and then a bunch of cursed images flashed, but at the end was a blurred hyper realistic image of a KitchenAid KCZCX 20901L fridge-freezer Built-in Stainless steel 396 L A+, which looked exactly like my KitchenAid KCZCX 20901L fridge-freezer Built-in Stainless steel 396 L A+. Then when i came back to the website a video of princess peach from super mario dancing orange justice from fortnite in front of the sonic movie trailer with slight delay in sepia tone extremely zoomed out was underneath the gif. Then scary blood started dripping from the screen for no reason other than too add arbitrary spooks to the story. I didn't question it because i'm stupid, i decided to click a the "Make match" option, i entered in my info and found a photo of a fat girl bleeding form her mouth and sweat dripping form her nose which made me schizo. SHe look ed right up my alley tho, like my league, a stupid mesley 3 on a scale from 3-4657, but that's the same as me, so i decided to go out with her. She told me to meet in peepeepoopoo hotel.

A few sdays later we meet at the peepeepoopoo hotel next to the fuckboy alleway at deletion log refuges of Creepypasta Wiki junction. I go inside our room and see the ugly dumbo lookin' ass catfished me, she's actuall a straght 4657, i wanted throw her on the bed and fuck her the way shadow fucked aggman's whife. She was bnagin', but then i saw the true horro when she started melting down to the ground, exposing that she was actually BEN, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!?!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!'1?!'1'!'!'1??!?1'?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1'!?1?!?!??!?!?

and then she fucking exploded and turned into a cooked neopet. and then i ate her.

Now i don't go on dating websites.

o and also i'm dead. If i ever find the website, i will share it with you, BUT DON'T DATE ANYONE ON THERE!