JEFFERY THE MURDERER

DER WAS DIS GUY NAMED JEFFERY HE WUZ A BOY (IT SHAYS) SO HE WASENT A MURDERER IN DA FURST PLACE BUT NAO HE IS SOO HE WAS LIK ALL STABBEH TO DEESH BULLEES SOO DA POLEECE TOT IT WUZ HIS BROTTER LOO SOO DEN JEFFEE SED IT WUZ AKTUALEE HIM SOO DEN HE KILED WUN OF DA BULLEES AT DA PARTEEE SOO THE BULLEE'S BOYFREND BURNET JEFFEE SOO DEN JEFFEE LOKED LIK VOLDERMURT SOO HE WUZ PIZZED AND KILED EVERYWUN DEN BECAM FAMUS WIT DA CREPEYPASTA WEEKEE LUVUURRS SO DEN HE MET JAN DA KILLUR WHO WUNTED TEW RAP JEFFEEE BUT HE RUNNEE TEW DA FUREEST WER HE MEET SLENDURMAN WHO WUZ JELESS OV JEFFEEE SOO THEY FOT BUT DEN JEFFEE WENT TO DA MONE DAN FURRBEERINGBRIK TROO JEFEE UNTO A SPIK WER HE TURNED INTO DIS MINDFUQ THING BUT DEN HE MEET EVETSETS UND DEY FITE BUT DEN A GUY CUMS AND JEFEE SPITS ASSID AT HIME SO DEN DA PERSUN TROES JEFEE AT DA WALLE SO DEN JEFEE TORNZ TEW NURRMUL DEN HE BLEW UP ALOT OF SHAT AND DEN EVETSETS ATAKED HIM SO DEN JEFEE GROO A BEERD DEN A SEWPERNUVA BLOO UP DA UNEEVEERSE SO DEN JEFEE AND EVEREEWUN ELSSSS WUZ REZURREKTED INTEW DA NEEXT UNEEVEERSE SOO DEN DEY LIVEDED HAPPEE EVUR AFTAR

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