Descendants 3 Director's Cut

Descendants is one of the greatest franchises by Disney Channel. I used to watch it a lot. But, there is a hidden director's cut of the latest movie, Descendants 3. One day, after I watched the premiere of Descendants 3, I texted one of my friends that the movie is awesome. My friend replied "I found the director's cut on DVD of Descendants 3! Check it out!". I was suprised. I can't wait to watch it! Few weeks late groundbreaking!r, the package of the Descendants 3 DVD came to my door. I was hyper when it came! But when I looked at the cover, it is coverd with a lot of Kool-Aid for some reason, and it had Hades, who looks a lot better from the Hercules film, looks like Sonic.exe, smiling, and Carlos is crossed out on it. But I ignored it anyway. I scurried to my Blue-Ray player, and put the disc in.

The DVD doesn't have commercials, but instead a stock picture of Audrey staring at me for 10 minutes. Then it doesn't have a menu either, it just cut to the movie right away. However, it doesn't begin with a memorial note for Cameron Boyce, which is disrespectful, becuase he died a couple of months ago, and it cut to the song "Good to Be Bad!". But the song is silent. You could barely hear Mal's, Evie's, Jay's, and Carlos' voices. Then the DVD cut to static. And it cut to Audrey, sad, like the normal movie of Descendants 3, but instead of drawing herself as a queen of mean on her diary, she just sits on her bed, doing nothing. Then she turned to the Queen of Mean without the song, and nuked Bikini Bottom from SpongeBob Squarepants, which is groundbreaking!

Finally at the end, Auradon is nuked by Audrey, and the whole Disney universe is ruled by Audrey! I stopped the disc, and lit it on fire, so I can forget about that director's cut for the rest of the year! Later that day, I am busy watching some WInnie the Pooh instead.

Dedicated to Cameron Boyce

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