Yuru yuri lost episode - akari fucking dies

on the evening of april the 20th 2019 i was smoking a shitton of weed and browsing /a/

i saw the usual drawthreads and threads about anime i didn't give a shit about

it was then that i refreshed the catalog and saw a brand new thread with a link to what was apparently a new yuru yuri ova and my dick shot up through the ceiling when i read that

so i downloaded it and it was called yuru-yuru-sekkusu-daisuki.mkv

however i was curious and wanted to search google about it but opening a new tab took forever with all the furry cheese grater tabs open that i was looking at before and there were no results

i then went back to the 4chan thread to see that it had 404d

it was strange so i opened the video

it started with the yuru yuri san hai intro but there were floating munchers above the heads of all the characters and that pissesd me the fuck off because munchers are not supposed to float

later in the intro though there was a picture of a penis which made me throw up because im totally straight and have 7463582768513456643295690284357657 anime figurines ive cummed on

i assumed it was a glitch as everyone usually does and the intro finished as normal

the episode did not start normal at all though

first off kyouko had done a turd on the floor then took a selfie with it and posted it on a discord server and found a knife to open herself up with and she stuffed the turd inside

then akari came in and said (i know japanese so totally trust me) "damn bitch you got some sexy guts" and kyouko got pissed off even though she normally loves being treated sexily so kyouko kicked akari in the cunt and she got killed to death by hitting her head on the seiling and her hed exploded with blood that looked nothing like chitoses nose bleeds because it looked like it had raycasting

i was shocked because i didnt think yuru yuri was scary

then kyouko started drawing dicks on akaris brain then ayano burst in and said "whos been drawing dicks"

kyouko then farted before doing another gigantic fart that shot her through the roof and to the moon

the fart was so bad that the whole earth died from it and then the credits rolled

the strangest part is that it felt like it was only 4 or 5 minutes long but my media player said it had finished at 22 minutes

after that i deleted it and pissed on my hard drive