Mr waffles

thanks to this i not have no chance of eating waffles.

there was once a clown who le killed people and turned them into waffles to sell. im just his intern at super evil people.evil where we cover up evil thinga ma doodas. recently one of our customers, jeff the killer went missing, BUT WE DONT CARE! we also have handled the distibution of lost episode but im getting off track. he was born in 1966 where as an infant he killed his dad becuase he wouldn't give him waffles. he then killed 3 people dressed up as waffles. his mother put him in our care and we made him a mad man. also yes we are to blame for super godzilla 2 ok. we got victims bodies from murderers and ground them up to sell as waffles. we needed a sales man, so we got mr waffles to do it. he kills people in the lower regions of britain, he mainly looks for children. at one point he had an encounter with the red back killer ( the guy playing supergodzilla 2) and a third person died. we have many decoys for him and killers. we currently are incharge of mr waffles waffle-house. other brands in the cannabalism breakfast family are: mrs pancakes and cereal jr. i am swimming in blood covered money from our evil breakfast sales. their is about to be another brand, lil angels baby food.

-TIGER