Summon The Clapper

Teh Graet Klappr Rituel
Hello, I wll tel yu a storry of a lost websit wer Ifound a rituel 4 TEh KlAppr. Ther werr to steps takn fr me 2 reech teh site.

I red TeH Klaper on new LeLPasta wiki butt thn i clikd an add. teh add tuk me too a spokky websit were evl spirts of teh Trongle of Sprongle wer sed too roem. Twas a whichcraft sigt fr wiches of Tronglolism.

I sa a ultmat Klappe ritul wich I thnk everi persn shld now.


 * 1) Creet an sprongled tringle to seel teh KlaPeer s sprit.
 * 2) Creet an TokTikk accont.
 * 3) Plece an boxx in teh centr an put phon wit ToKtIk innside.
 * 4) Becom into pray positsshun for whichhes. (Arm sup wih pamms face upp).
 * 5) Wii in teh box.
 * 6) Spit on teh teh fone.
 * 7) Recit The Clapper theem songg.

“TURN YOUR FACE,

LOOK AT THE SUN,

TIMES OF VISION ARE BEHIND YOU.

I’M THE CLAPPER,

ROTEN TOTEH ‘CCCCC,

UBERSTOOBING,

SHONKY GONK”

8) Repeet te song 666 tiems.

9) Teh clok in rum shuld say 3:33 orr 6:66.

10) Rewind Clokk bak 66 day.

11) Drow pentagrom on box clozed.

12) Recit chaptr 1 off Tribible Genstoob.

13) A blak void shold apper.

14) Chant ‘Yu froob, you’nt can’t stoob teh kroob.’

15) TEH KLAPPR WIL POP OUT IN SKELTON FORM

15.5) YOU HAV ALSO MADE PORTL 2 MUSICAL.LY DIMENSHON.

16) Fingr cirkl gang dool himm,

16.5) Yoo must fingr his cirkl with middl fingr of your sircle.

17) Hee duz biddig.