UTonical lolpasta

Hi. My name Is [Insert name here]. and I am a fan of uTestical and his bleach drinking series. He has -3,000 subscribers and tbh He's the most famous you tuber In the motherfucking world... giggity! uTonical was doing.

another cocktail review uTonical said in a raspy tone " Whats up guys, its me cow utterTonical and, we are gonna review coffee with 2 shots of vodka." uTonical said sounding alot like Sandra Lee. Infact he was her.

The camera panned back up to Jake with a low quality picture of Sandra Lee's face. Not to mention He took his laptop and took a massive bite out of it. uTonical said in a horny gay way " My apologies, I'm just a little hungry." I could see a large brown crap as his cat " Jake Paul" Slips a slimy shit onto uToniclers bed.

uTonical began to become red in the face and said " Well excuse me I a'm really pissed, My schlong is erected and I want to quit." And he left.

uEntoxicated came back on. Yellow liquid began soaking his khaki's and yeah. You can imagine what his face looked like. " Some fans wanted me to react to hentai on livestream." He said. " And, ... I can't disappoint." He said with a hint of glee.

Not even 40,000 seconds in he began masturbating hard. He jizzed Green eggs and ham. uTonical began licking his lips before pigging out on this delectable meal. He lifted his face revealing his grinch like face I'll leave that at the end of the story though

uTonical began shrieking like a injured shiatsu, before drinking a whole gallon of formaldehyde and fainting dead.



Lel. Haha