Happy Appy 3: Smart Alive Human

''this is the journal of some russian jackass who hasn't had anything interesting to say since 2013. ''

june 37th, 2014
nope, nothing happening, freddrick doesn't even care, and everything is well in russia. nothing happening, and i think justin beiber is growing as a preformer. nothing is happening, and i'm bored, even if i do have a wife. boring.

july 1st, 2014
freddrick, wanna make new happy appy episodes? i will buy you a pancake if you do, cmon, my life is boring.

july 3rd, 2014
i want to watch suicidemouse.avi, maybe the insane creator will attack me, and give me more to care about.

no, nevermind, he's probably dead... how about squidward's suicide? email me at: iseeurhandsomeface@yahoo.com

july 4th, 2014
i thought i found a new happy appy episode, but it was just some orange pretending to be funny. FREDDRICK GORGOTE WHERE ARRRRE YOU?!?!?!?!?

july 10th, 2014
the big bang theory sucks.

july 12th, 2014
my wife says i am a russian, and i said she was chinese. she cut my big toe off and told me she was japanese. i want to die.

july 13th, 2014
i think freddrick gorgote is stalking me, because my car mysteriously disappeared, and all i saw was a truck taking it away HAHA.

september 11th, 2011
i hope this will take me back in time to where i was a 27 year old, because if not, then i will kill myself with a slingshot (my wife says that guns are violent). i love you freddrick! give me kisses if i do go back in time, say hi to johnny for me! <3

july 14th, 2014
it worked! not really, i'm gonna go kill myself.

geptarcher 63nd, 2084
WHAT, I WAS KNOCKED OUT THIS LONG, I'M A CRINKLY OLD SCUMBAG NOW, MY WIFE IS STILL ALIVE, BUT I HATE HER SO WHO CARES.

august 6th, 2014
so apparently i was just insane for a bit, and i killed a few people. no biggy smalls, i'm gonna listen to brickleberry now.

august 7th, 2014
did anyone notice the bunny-rabbit in the new episode of family guy? no? family guy is stupid? huh, i guess i'm gonna go kill myself now.

this was a terrible blog, and gerasim still isn't dead, but his dignity and smarts are.