Capzies

&quot;Once upon a time, there was a man named Jimmy Earl Zies.&quot;

&quot;HE LOVED THE CAPS LOCK SO MUCH THAT HE NICKNAMED HIMSELF 'CAPZIES'&quot;

&quot;EVEN WHEN HE TALKED, HE SHOUTED WHEN HE TALKED, BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE CAPS DOES!&quot;

&quot;EVERYONE HATED HIM! BECAUSE OF HIS YELLING CAUSED PEOPLE TO BE DEAF!&quot;

&quot;THEN, WHEN HE GOT HIS FIRST COMPUTER, HIS KEYBOARD WAS CUSTOM MADE, MAKING HIM TYPE IN CAPS!&quot;

&quot;THEN HE SIGNED UP ON CREEPYPASTA, TO START HIS FAME ON THE INTERNET WRITING CREEPYPASTA'S AND SHIT!&quot;

&quot;THEN ONE DAY, HE STUMBLED UPON THE CHAT ON THE SIGHT.&quot;

&quot;HE SAID 'HI, MY NAME IS JIMMY ZIES, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CAPZIES!&quot;

&quot;THEN SARAH SAID &quot;CAPS&quot;

&quot;AND FATAL DISEASE POSTED HIS FAMOUS ' WOAH, CAPS' PICTURE!&quot;

&quot;THEN CAPZIES SAID &quot;NO! MY KEYBOARD IS CUSTOMED THIS WAY&quot;

&quot;SARAH THEN SAID 'NO WAY, THERE CANNOT BE A KEYBOARD CUSTOMED TO HAVE ONLY CAPS'&quot;

&quot;CAPZIES THEN SAID &quot;HELL YEAH, THAT SHIT CAN HAPPEN!' THEN HE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS KEYBOARD, SHOWING SARAH THE PICTURE.

&quot;BUT THEN SARAH BANNED HIM FROM THE CHAT FOR ETERNITY, DUE BECAUSE OF THE MULTIPLE TIMES SHE SAID TO WATCH THE CAPS&quot;

&quot;THEN CAPZIES CONTINUED ON WITH HIS LIFE, ONLY LEAVING CREEPYPASTA&quot;

The End

Credited to Fatal Disease