I got these cheese burgers man

'''I got these cheese burgers man ''' One time when I was sitting on my porch this random man ran up to me and said

"You got any change"

I then replied with "Sorry Im all out"

The man then said "Maan I got these cheeseburgers maan"

I just looked at him and said " I dont want a cheeseburger"

He just replied "Please maan, Id suck yo dick"

I said to the man "Ew get out of here"

and he ran off.

You got spare change ?.