1 Guy 2 Spoons

'''1 GUY 2 SPOONS ''' I am writing this because I couldn't find anywhere else to share it with.

We all know what shock sites are, right? They're filled with pornography and shit. But sometimes, a shock site isn't always like that. Some of them are even filled with gore.

Pretty messed up if you ask me. There are a few examples of gore filled shock sites like 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick, 1 Man 1 Jar, and 3 Guys 1 Hammer. But THIS one takes the cake. When I was searching for shock sites to write about for my school report, I stumbled upon a very strange name.

That name is 1 Guy 2 Spoons. I thought I would be another porn site about a guy shoving spoons into his anus, but it wasn't. It was far more disgusting than any porn you'll ever see. Instead, it's a video of a man LITERALLY popping his eyeballs off with 2 spoons. I got so scared after watching it. When my mom called me in for dinner, she set up 3 spoons in our table.

My mind tempted me to take my OWN eyeballs off with those spoons. I attempted to do it, but then I figured out that once I do that, I'll regret it and never grow another eyeball again.

My dad saw me do it, but THANK GOD he stopped me. I was hesitating so much that I couldn't stop breathing. He asked me what the heck was wrong with me. I just replied by saying "Nothing". Why the fuck did I watch that for? Now I'm done for.

I told everyone at school about the video, but they all laughed at me. It's like they never heard of the internet. But that's when something caught my eye (I don't mean that literally). There were police cars driving into the parking lots. A lot of officers were running into the playground.

I followed them to see what's was going on. They were staring at a corpse of a 10-year-old girl, both of her eyeballs missing and blood coming down from her eye's sockets.

Then I saw 2 bloody spoons next to her. Was she a 1 Guy 2 Spoons victim? I think so. Please, for your own sake, if you see a link that leads to 1 Guy 2 Spoons, DO NOT CLICK IT. Since I did, I am now traumatized. I think I'll go to the kitchen to grab some spoons now...

Credited to SlenderMario