Ackenheimer.exe

I was an intern at McDonald's when I found a disc that was labeled '666'. I went home before my shift ended and got fired and I took my toaster and hooked it up to my 1984 Apple Macintosh, and then I put the disc in the toaster and electrocuted myself.I turned on my 1984 Apple Macintosh and got a virus, but I ignored it and played the game.

The title screen was a hyper-realistic red pixel in the middle of the screen with red text saying '666.exe' and 'press enter to play' I thought it was just a glitch and pressed enter.

The game started with a monster labeled 'Ackenheimer' murdering Herobrine and Jeff The Killer and Laughing Jack and Slenderman and Smiledog and Sonic and Spongebob and The Rake. A skeleton popped out and I died.