The Toyota murders 1

August 1,1986

The New Toyota of Hell is released.I may buy one,but not before it's safe and approved by Toyota.

Since it's late,im just gonna sleep

August 2,1986

News said it ain't safe. A little girl got in and seat crushed the poor thing.the funerals on Friday,i may go to the funeral,but Toyota needs to pay up!

If they don't,the girls parents will be a tad angry at them.

August 3,1986

Im trying one,so far so good. The chairs a bit......oh no.

I am the salesman,heres the news

Man killed by car!

The seat wobbled before letting his organs and blood drip out the door like spaghetti and sauce dropping from a pan.his head has been found in between the seat of the 2 drivers.torso in the boot and limbs in the middle of the drivers seat. Funeral May 21,1999

R.I.P jim