Jeff Popping Antics

Furbearingbrick: Jeff Is So Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistc That He Breaks Out Of Your Computer Moitor

41488p: now he's breaking out of Moiters. Thought Monitors was just enough.

Wolfenmaus: Not even The Poostman can hold him back

Brick: Jeff can pop out of ANYTHING. Even Slendy, pies, skeletons, my bellybutton, and YOU

Wolfenmaus: We need to call in Johnson! How often does he pop out of anuses?

Hellninjas: Fur, does that mean i'm pregnant?

41488p: damn, can he pop out of his own anus?

Brick: Pregnant with Jeff The Killer. That's...an unpleasant thought

41488p: JEFF-CEPTION

Brick: How do you THINK he can pop out of closets without being detected? He teleports.

Wolfenmaus: He's a Weeping Angel.

Hellninjas: Wolfen, so he's a statue?

41488p: so he teleports into himself just as he is giving birth. Plausible.

41488p: Jeff Teleports into an Alternate Universe Just As Alternate Universe Jeff Teleports into Jeff's Universe, So Nothing FUCKING HAPPENS.

Brick: Jeff Pop's Out Of A Volcano And Dies

LATER...

King Krule: Im gonna get popcorn for this argument.

Brick: But Jeff popped out of the popcorn too! WHAT YOU DO

King Krule: Eat the remaining popcorn.

Brick: Hot Buttered Serial Killer.

Brick"Is there anything Jeff CAN'T pop out of?

King Krule: A bottomless salad bar.

Brick: He hates salad?

King Krule: No it's bottomless

Brick: Bottomless Pit Of Salad. One of the least efficient death traps in supervillian lairs.

Wolfenmaus: Jeff pops out of a bottomless salad. What do you do?

"more vinagerette"

Thelegendofasome: Kick him the the bottemless saled yelling: THIS IS SPARTA

Wolfenmaus: Jeff Pops Out Of Creepypasta Chat. What do you do?

Brick: Ban him and wait for teh butthurt.

King Krule: Close chat.

Brick: Jeff Pops Out Of George Lucas's Coffee Mug. Jeff pops Out Of Notch's Beard.

Demon666Ella: jeff pops out of my birthday cake and says go to sleep

Wolves In The Basement: Jeff pops out of the nose of a small baby antelope. Jeff pops out of the ear of a buffalo who's name was Fred, then the buffalo got killed in a big war so now he is dead.

And Now, The List...

Jeff Pops Out Of The Broken Glass Beast And Gets Multiple Lacerations

Jeff pops out of A white van that has "FREE CANDY" written on the side.

Jeff pops out of an origami swan

Jeff pops out of Oscar's trash can

Jeff pops out of a Jeff recolor

Jeff pops out of Zalgo's 7th mouth

Jeff pops out of one of Smiledog's nipples (poor Smiledog)

Jeff pops out of the toilet

Jeff pops out of a sugar bowl

Jeff pops out of a potted plant

Jeff pops out of a pot plant (SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY)

Jeff pops out of a roast chicken

Jeff pops out of a candy wrapper

Jeff pops out of a banana peel

Jeff pops out of a garden gnome

Jeff pops out of an eggroll

Jeff pops out of Cleric, chestburster-style

Jeff pops out of a rice cracker

Jeff pops out of B.O.B.'s ass

Jeff pops out of a magician's silk hat instead of a rabbit

Jeff pops out of an NES

Jeff pops out of the Pope

Jeff pops out of a Cuban cigar

Jeff pops out of my shrimp fried rice. Now he's ruined it, the bastard.

Jeff pops out of his knife (how does that even work?)

Jeff pops out of a cannon

Jeff pops out of a brick wall (OH YEAAAAAAH!!!)

Jeff pops out of a red blood cell

Jeff pops out of xcomickittyx's hair

Jeff pops out of a Popple

Jeff pops out of a really badly-made Sonic recolor

Jeff pops out of Jane's cleavage ["With those big bonkers, they only add more letters to the alphabet due to all the fangirls and fanboys increasing Jane's bra size. Must have took a while. But hey, at least he has his magic, *snort snort*." - Wolves]

Jeff pops out of a bottle of soda pop

Jeff pops out of an iPhone

Jeff pops out of a Christmas tree

Jeff pops out of the spammer who's been plaguing Trollpasta Wiki

Jeff pops out of Luigi's moustache

Jeff Pops Out of Your Mother's Anus Holding The Killer Porno of Death

Jeff pops out of his own hoodie pouch Jeff pops out of a New York-style pizza Firework jeff by pellyeve93-d5fr7nv

Jeff pops out of a daisy

Jef pops out of a fireworks explosion (this wasn't one of his better teleports)

Jeff pops out of Gabe Newell's glasses

Jeff out of an artichoke

Jeff pops out of Mr. Potato Head

Jeff pops of Birdo's mouth

Jeff pops out of a fried egg

Jeff pops out of the MOOOOOOON

Jeff pops out of your pinkie finger

Jeff pops out of a well-sharpened pencil

Jeff pops out of Sun Wukong's cloud

Jeff pops out of EVIL CHELNOXXX's helmet

Jeff pops out of a coconut

Jeff pops out of a Haniwa statue

Jeff pops out of a lit candle

Jeff pops out of a side of beef

Jeff pops out of a hermit crab's shell

Jeff pops out of a Marshmallow Peep

Jeff pops out of a CD

Jeff pops out of an oil lamp

Jeff pops out of a potato chip

Jeff pops out of a rhino

Jeff pops out of a horse's hoof

Jeff pops out of Chuck Norris' beard.

Jeff pops out of a barrel of monkeys.

Jeff pops out of Kuros (from Wizards and Warriors)

Jeff pops out of Megaman's arm cannon

Jeff pops out of a Metroid

Jeff pops out of Kim Jong Un

Jeff pops out of a cup of ramen

Jeff pops out a high-heeled shoe

Jeff pops out of He-Man's sword

Jeff pops out of a tuba

Jeff pops out of Lady Gaga

Jeff pops out of a coat hanger

Jeff pops out of a picture of Jeff

Jeff pops out of Popeye's spinach can

Jeff pops out of a pot of beef stew

Jeff pops out of a shower nozzle

Jeff pops out of Trollpasta Wiki

Jeff pops out of saltshaker

Jeff pops out of a snowflake

Jeff pops out of a ski lift and falls to his doom

Jeff pops out of my hot cocoa

Jeff pops out a bottle of Champange at over 150 miles per hour

Brick: Mah ear itches.

Jeff Pops Out Of Brick's Ear

Brick: oh no, not AGAIN!!!

Jeff pops out of his nostril

Jeff pops out of a head of garlic

Jeff pops out of a bunch of bananas

Jeff pops out of a cockatiel's butt

Jeff pops out of a can of PAM

Jeff pops out of Lucky The Leprechaun's hat

Jeff pops out of Jelly Jiggler

Jeff pops out of a dollar bill

Jeff pops out of shrimp n' grits

Jeff pops out of the Manana

Jeff pops out of Slender claus's hat

Jeff pops out of himself and creates a hole in reality

Jeff pops out of your Thanksgiving turkey

10,000 Worm Jeffs Pop Out Of The Skeleton And Attach To Business Cat

Jeff pops out of Pops

Jeff pops out of a bottle of Asprin

Jeff pops out of your birthday cake

Jeff pops out of a sheet of paper

Jeff pops out of a butter churn

Jeff pops out of a pepperpot and sneezes

Jeff pops out of a Brazil nut

Jeff pops out of a candy dish

Jeff pops out of a triple bacon cheeseburger

Jeff pops out of a bottle of BBQ sauce

Jeff pops out of the head on your beer

Jeff pops out of a used Kleenex

Jeff pops out of your dick (ouch)

Jeff pops out of a well-seasoned cast-iron pan

Jeff pops out of a coffeemaker

Jeff pops out of this article and collapses in on himself. THEND!