Create a Trollpasta with one word per edit 2: The Ouchening

This is the sequel to the Create a Trollpasta with one word per edit collab story. Here are the rules:
 * 1) With every edit, only add one word.
 * 2) It can be a sentence mashed into one word if you like.
 * 3) It doesn't have to make sense.
 * 4) FUCK I MISSPELLED THE TITLE
 * 5) Enjoy!

The Story
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