Mario.exe

I used to love mario, you notice the used? i don't like it anymore infact i hate it after what happend to me:
I downloaded a game called mario.exe and i lOOOVED mario so i gave it a shot the titled screen said: CHOSE YOUR VESSEL. it had bowser which was locked yoshi which was also locked but it said lUGI which was unlocked so i picked him. the background was in superr mario bros WiiU which was weird as the charcter was in the old game's graphics. i walked around for a bit smashing bricks and question mark bricks giving me Musroos. but all of the sudden mario with hyper-restic bloody eys came and chocked lugi to death. i couldn't move lugi around as i heard his screams of terror. then mario said in a deep demonic voice: "so many souls so little time, don't you agree?" i clicked yes and i heard a scary laugh come from mario it sounded like sonic.exe's laugh. i played with yoshi and the same thing happend. so then i picked bowser and the same thing happended but at thr end of it it said "game over you motherfoacker" i was so scared that icontacted netino asking "hOW COULD U DO THIS?" they said "we are so sorry we didn't make this but we are pretty sure the person of Sqaurdward's sucide and the creater of Sonic.Exe made this we are so sorry we will be sent great stuff for you so sorry" i huffed i didn't belive this. the next day at 12:00am midnight i got a package that said "we are so sorry" i opened it and a skelton jumped out and stabbed me so i jumped out the window trying to sucide but i failled before mario came qand killed me saying "so many souls so little time" i am writing this is afterlife to warn oyu about mario.