The Theory of Fury

A lot of you guys out there probably saw xmen, good movie that was. Anyways, you guys have probably heard of Nick Fury. He's from DC comics or some shit. Anyways, I have a spooky-ass theory for him, so viewer beware, you're in for a scare.

I believe that Nick Fury is actually insane. He is actually wearing his eyepatch over his good eye, effectively making him blind. Since he cannot see, his mind makes up visions, I.E. the world around him. He is actually, in fact, completely batshit crazy, and wandering around talking to homeless people about the avengerz or some shit, even though they do not actually exist.

Anyways thanks for watching.