The Spongebob Episode that flipped my life upside down

Has anyone heard of Spongebob? Ah why the fuck am I asking this? Im pretty sure everyone has heard of it by now. Anyway, my name is Hitlario Toadhead. What kind of fucking name is that? I guess my parents were doing too much acid when they were giving birth to me. What does this have to do with Spongebob? I don't know! But I don't give a shit!

I am a HUGE fan of Spongebob, So much, that I got the breast cancer awareness Spongebob plush. Me, along with my friends, Patballs, and Dreamy, were looking for Spongebob episodes. I found a VHS that said, "Spongebob gets cancer because he subscribed to T-Series". Me, along with my friends, went to my house and put the VHS in my Xbox because who gives a shit about making sense.

The title card said, "T-Series is shit". Dreamy threw a shitty tantrum because he was Indian. The episode started with Pat rick doing ride the pony while watching fortnite prn on his TV. I cringed at that scene. WHAT?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS CHRISTIAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU-. I got interrupted by Patballs with him saying, "CALM YOUR DAMN TIDYS!" I Listened to him and continued.

It cuts to Mr. Krabs shoving money up his ass with him watching Spongebob having a seizure in the kitchen. Then it cuts to Big Smoke talking to Squidward, with Big Smoke saying, "Hey Squidhead! Give me all your foodborne else I will eat your testicles!" Shitward smothered hyper-realistic burgers on Biggy Smoke. I was right about to take the VHS out break it in half with my 12 inch ding dong until I saw Spongebob recording a Tik-Tok, and on the Tik-Tok was Frankton eating his own ass with Despacito playing in the backround.

My breast cancer Spongebob plush hated that song so much that he jumped out of my window and had a or gee with a Patrick fanboy furry. I grabbed my hyper-realistic hammer and threw it at my TV. I had awesome dreams of this episode and had to go to therapy. I have officially lost my mind and I have to go. BYE ASSHOLES