Gravity Falls Lost Episode

I was an intern at disney studios for one day, until i saw an episode of Gravity Falls. I love Gravity Falls. Atleast, I used to.

TEH STOREE
I watched it. In the beginning, it was weird. Mabel became a table and labeled her stables. Gruncle Stan said "Jeff the Killer will use you as resource for his new wooden knife." Jeff came in and did what he said. Then it went to another scene, It was very blurry, it had dipper in a forest skipping and tripping, his eyes fell out. In another Scene, Soos was scared because Lil' Gideon killed himself. TEN SOME FUCKING DUD SAID DIE BICH! In the end, It showed Walt Disney in all sorts of blood. And then a skeleton popped out and killed me.