Pokemon: Goodbye Pikachu

In a Family Video in Topeka, Kansas, there was a VHS. It had the words, "POKEMON: THE BEST OF PIKACHU" on it written in Expo marker. Someone innocent bought it. When he took it to the cashier, he said, "Okay, but I'm warnin' ya! That VHS is damn scary." He didn't think it was scary, so he bought it. When he got home, he opened his VCR to pop in the VHS. Once it loaded, the Pokemon intro started. It then cut to Ash, Brock and Misty walking in the field. Ash said, "Where the frak is Pikachu? We've looked everywhere." Then he found a note and some of Pikachu's footprints. He read, "Dear Ash, I'm going to the Pokemon Hotel in Kanto. I'll meet my relatives, but I might come back. Pikachu". The title card then played, saying "Goodbye Pikachu". It then cut to the hotel. Pikachu was sitting on a recliner. He then walked for 1 minute straight. He then found an Eevee. He started to write another note. Ash got it. It read, "Dear Ash, change of plans! I'm never gonna come back. Farewell, Pikachu". Ash then wrote a note, saying "Dear Pikachu, if you're not coming back, I'm gonna go hang myself. Ash". Pikachu received the note. He wrote, "Dear Ash, good! Pikachu". Ash found the note. He then proceeded to write a suicide note. It read "I don't need to live with Pikayou anyway. Bye, world. Ash". Then it cut to him hanging himself, without blood. It cut back to Pikachu and Eevee. Pikachu held up a ring, and Eevee danced for joy. It then cut to them getting married. Meanwhile, everyone came to Ash's funeral. Nurse Joy said that Ash would always be a Pokemon master. Meanwhile, again, Eevee was pregnant at the Pokemon Hotel. Pikachu congratulated her. It then cut to a "8 days later..." time card. Then it cut to Eevee and Pikachu, with 5 new quintuplets. Then a narrator said, "With Ash dead and Eevee and Pikachu with babies, it looks like everything is done here. It also looks like Ash's adventures are over. Thanks for watching the Pokemon anime. This is Narrator signing off, for good. Finally, I can get the f#&k outta here." It faded out. The credits played, reading,

"ASH - HIMSELF".

The innocent guy could not sleep and had to go to an asylum because he was crazy.

THE END