The girl in the toilet bowl

So you know the man in the bag or man door hook hand card door and men like that, well here's a story of the female equivalent, because i'm proggresive.

So eleven thousand years ago in 2017 when i was a small child at age 192.6,3/45(70X8) when i was taking a poopy at a gas station. Some mexican guy with a casa dilla in his nostril came up to me. Now i'm no homo but this guy......this guy, spicier than that casa dilla. So he comes up to me and he's like "Ayo, before you finish that poopy, i wanna tell you a story about the girl in the toilet bowl." He wasn't trying to seduce me but man i fell then and there for him and needed to hear that story through his hot ass lips, dripping sweat down to the floor as he rambled in his broken accent, i look at his dreamy eyes as he tells me about this illusive toilet girl. "She comes up every few centuries, hoping to ctach the boy who put her in the toilet, she can catch you as she yells UH OH, POPPY BUTT and pull you into the toilet without flushing". He walked out and i was like "ew", but not because of the guy, as i said he was bangin’, but becuase of the toilet girl, I was straight up not having a good time.

Then I got out of the bathroom and heard a voice that kinda sounded like le monke, which scared me, but toilet girl dosen't say uh oh stinky, so i leave. I was done with poopy and went with my family to the bowling alley. when i got to the bowling alley, we started bowling, as one normally does at a bowling alley, but there were 3 fingers sticking out of my bowling bowl when i picked it up. I dropped it an inch away from my foot. Then a girl broke open the ball and crawled out of it, then ran into the bathroom. I thought I found toilet girl. My family warned me not to go to her, but the hot sexy voloptous mexican came back and ran into the bathroom saying "I FOUND YOU NAOMI". The guards ran after him as this Naomi girl dug her way into the terlet. Fucking delicious ass tasty dummy thicc mexican guy flushes her as she screams "STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" and then the hercules looking buff chested mexican guy did a poopoopeepee on her saying "Take this you OH STINKY headass girl, oh i live in a toilet ass hoe, curly fry lokking hair ass girl, out of here with that rete shizz of yours, you the fakest little hoe i ever met and i've seen hoes, my gramma lokkin' better than you, stink ass girl. Naomi named ass girl, jasmine from aladdin wanna be girl, elis from sonic 06 lookin' ass girl, Jessi Colter fan ass girl" and then he went out. One of the guards suidided because he was the boy who originally flushed Naomi down the terlet.

Despite frickin' murdering two people we all celebrated by doing alpha gamer fotnin dances moves with Kedollarsignha's We R Who We R playing in the background while playing Fifi and the flowertots flash games. Me and the bangin' freak of a mexican guy then lived happily ever after after doing the SAXX.

Though Naomi might still be haunting this bowling alley, never take a poopy but here in this unspecified bowling alley because Naomi might drag you down with her, so never do the thing.

I am seeing something in my terlet.........

if the FBI ever finds this story despite being written in the least trustworthy place on the internet, my name is Imjustthere and I am currently enough years old. thank for read