Five Nights at Fuckboy's

So this is the story of how my life turned upside down when I was just playing on my PC being a squeaker in CoD as usual because I am non-productive and I have nothing better to do that isn't non-productive. Suddenly, a mailman comes and drives off. When I get to the mail, there was a CD-ROM that read "Five Nights at Fuckboy's". I installed the game onto my PC when I got back inside. The title screen depicted Freddy wearing the "deal with it" glasses and in the bottom right corner, it said "what the FUCK is a copyright". I clicked "New Game".

It gave me three options: Night X (Standard Mode), Night XX (Hard Mode), and Night XXX (Impossible Mode). I chose Night XXX because I love sex and the Mission: Impossible movies. Anyway, I discovered I'm actually playing as Freddy. How surprising! I went to the Backstage, and Bonnie was inside. I walked to him and he said "FREDDY MY FUCKING HEAD IS GONE" and Freddy said "use the spares you piece of shit." Bonnie then replied "but it's not the same". Freddy retaliated saying "let me guess. you want me. to go find your fucking head." Bonnie answered yes and Freddy again replied. "you insufferable piece of fucking garbage." Then BB popped up and said "HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ANYTHING?" Freddy then yelled "inhale my dong enragement child" and BB blew up. Then the game ended with the game closing after the screen faded to black and a poster of Cranky Kong from the Donkey Kong series reading "Cranky's advice: git gud". AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!11!

I then shut off my computer to do something productive with my life because I don't have one. THE END.