Mario Mayo

(AUTHOR’S NOTE: This story was originally read in the video “Creepy Mario Games - SpaceHamster” on Youtube. Skip to 2:47 in the included video to hear the original story for yourself!)

I swear to god this story is 100% true.

One day, i was playing Super Mario World. Everything seemed completely normal, so i went to get a mushroom like i had done a thousand times before.

But it wasn’t a regular mushroom...

Instead, it was a mayonnaise, and the mayonnaise turned red and said:

”EAT MEEEE...”