Halloween Special - Subtracted

It was only two weeks ago. October 19th...the day that I snapped.

I was in Math class, a class I despise. I was one of four girls in a room of twenty kids, and the boys would always yell and swear and make it impossible for me to focus. My teacher? She did nothing. She would just sit there, working on her laptop, not even flinching when one boy screamed out the C word. It nearly drove me up the wall.

But something different happened that day. Something inside me...broke. I just wanted everyone to shut the hell up. I grabbed my pencil and stormed up to one boy and said "It's your turn to be subtracted..." Then I stuck my pencil in his ear so far it came out the other. Then I took my protractor and threw it at another boy, lodging it in his skull. I then proceeded to sever everyone's limbs using my papers. It was glorious. I then killed my teacher with a calculator and gouged my eye out with a pencil and placed said calculator in my eye socket.

"I am now Pemdas," I said looking at my reflection in the window. "Yes...I like that name...hehehehe."

Unfortunately that was when the police came and started to shoot at me. Luckily, I had secretly taken some of my mom's prescription pills that morning, so I dodged all of the bullets. I killed them all with my awesome new superpowers and escaped to kill more annoying kids.

So remember...if you see me...it's your turn to be subtracted................................................................................

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