SCAT.exe

Ok so i was an intern at Moocroserft. Then i saw a file, it was called SCAT.exe. I opened it and &quot;I'm a Scatman&quot; by Scatman John blasted through the speakers. Epic fail flashed on the screen and i had a Sezuire. The next morning, while eating Letter soup, (In a soupcan, of course.) suddenly, the letters turned into something... Scat....Man....Exe... Suddenly, i started bursting out &quot;I'm a Scatman.&quot; And ran around naked going &quot;BEEEBOPBEEEBABOPBOP, BABOPBABEBOP&quot; Over and over and i got arrested for public nudity. I went to my cell. And i listened to the radio. You never guess what came on? .

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. . . . . . . Justin Bieber. I died of Bieber poison. .... HAHHAHA just kiddin' this Pasta aint' ending yet!

So, as i was saying. Scatman came on, so then i screamed at the bars 'BEEEBOOPPBEEBABOP.&quot; So i got tazered and put in a padded cell. Then i heard Scatman in my head. Then i blew up. Le bloody freakin' end.