Make A Trollpasta But Instead of Using One Word To Make a Story We Make A Trollpasta With One Sentence Per Edit Trinity

I would like, If I may, to take you on a strange journey. A journey of peepeepoopoo proportions. It all started when Chris Chan decided to create his newest comic book, Sonichu.exxxe, and post it on the worstest platform ever, the LJN Video Art. Then The Postal Dude from the previous part showed and asked him to sign his petition. So he did and suddenly it started raining blood. As the lands flooded with blood, Postal dude, being the badass he is, had a floating bed and was checking the petition he had in his Commodore 69, which by the way, the petition was about him becoming a canon character in the Chris Chan Omniverse, which received at least 10 gazillion votes on ChangeDOTorg, which unfortunately made the Elder Gods decide to teleport Postal dude to inside Chris Chan's poorly draw and self-insert universe.

The next day, Chris Chan dropped too much acid and make a discovery. He was fucking ecstatic when he found out it was his shitty self-insert universe he had discovered! But all that happiness turned in utter shock when he saw Postal Dude on his comic book, pissing on the poorly draw grass while Sonichu watched in the scene in utter confusion. Chris Chan then came across a CD that read "Katawa Shoujo - Sonichu DLC". Clumsily shoving it into his new-fangled Hewlett-Packard contraption, the dumb fucker saw the horrible truth about himself. The horrible truth was that he was raised by Drew Pickles but was told to never act like a sick fuck. Time for le big twist, THIS WAS ALL THE RESULT OF THE CHEETO PUFF SHORTAGE FROM THE PERVIOUS PART, but the goverment tried covering it up in case something like this happened, they obviously failed, what now?