IF THIS ISN'T HYPER-REALISTIC I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

So one time I was walking to my hyper-realistic room and I bumped into a hyper-realistic Ronald McDonald having sex with a hyper-realistic Barney the Motherfucking Purple Dinosaur. This was so goddamn amazing! Anyways, when I entered my hyper-realistic room, there was a hyper-realistic VHS on my hyper-realistic desk. I put the hyper-realistic VHS in my hyper-realistic VCR and it was a hyper-realistic episode of hyper-realistic Game of Hyper-Realistic Thrones. Well, the hyper-realistic VHS said it was, but it actually wasn't! It was HYPER-GODDAMN-REALISTIC!