The man (VERI SCARI)

WARNING: DIS IZ REL ALL DAT SAY "FAKE" WILL GET HUNTED DOWN BI TEH CIA AND FBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So basikly I was walking down teh street den I got dis message by my besterest friend....KYEL  he said: "GO 2 UR MAIL BOX AND DESTORY UR THE MAN.EXE FILE I DON'T WANT UR BUTTOCKS 2 GET RAPED" then I was like " WTF DIS DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!!"

bUT AS I THOUYGHT DAT.... MY FONE BLED HIPER RELISTIC BLOOD DEN BLUE UP....

But I was like "Meh that's a glitch" then fell asleap where I saw my Phone crying wanting me to help them but like the prick I am I didn't ( fuk Obama)

DEN SUDDENLY A PEDOPHILE GRABSS MY BUTTOCKS AND SAID " KYLE WADS A GREAT TOY PLY MAH GAME OR ELS!"

You know, even though I shouldn't be spooked by a video game but liek teh pussi i am I wuz.

I started to play the man.exe It was liek I wanna be the guy

EXCEPT FOR IT WAS "I WANNA BE THE MAN" but I thought that was a glitch along with all the hiper relistic blood around the kid and all those weirdo bosses in the game had save files I was like

"WAT DIS DOESN'T EXIST IN TEH REL GAME! MUST B A GLITCH!"

Then a long boring story later all of dem died bai teh gui

DATS WHEN I REALISED..... THIS WASN'T A GLITCH (SHOKING)

Then I heard a wierd voic cumming from teh bed

"GIV ME UR BOOTY" I TUNRED ROUND 2 C A RAPIST WHO WUZ BLODY....I CRIED...TEH END

PS: DIS IZ CURSED SEND DIS TO ALL OF UR FRIENDS OR DIE.....UR NEXT IF U DON'T TRUST ME I ONCE DIDN'T DO DIS AND I GOT RAPED AND I;M A GHOST......BOOO SPOOKY