Spooky alien cat two, the sequel

ok, so, i work as this detective, alright?? and i got a report in which there was a missing persons case in iowa, right??? so i went there with my car to a barn, and i went inside and oh my gosh!!! there was a dead body slumped over a computer! i tried running but oh my gosh there were ten quintillion alien cats in the same room as the dead body!! i screamed like aaaaaaaaa!!! and then i ran outside but all the alien cats were chasing me with spooky angry red alien eyebrows, oh no! and they used their eye lasers to turn me into a funny random potato (lol) but i used my potato powers to turn all the spooky alien cats into one singular cat!!! but it was so big, and it was about to eat me because i was a funny random potato (lol) but then some ufos came flying to the giant cat and zapped lasers to it! it was a very random and funny and epic and crazy battle, but then the spooky alien cat died but i was abducted by the aliens and eaten alive and now i’m dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but you know the scariest part of this story??

it’s that i wasted a couple of minutes of my life writing this sequel, i mean oh my fucking god i stooped so damn low