SCARY STORY

SO ONCE I ATE A BOTTLE CAP (DA CANDY NOT DA FUD) AND WHEN MY TEEF BIT IT THEY BLEW UP INTOÂ A CENTILLION (WAN WITH 303 ZEROZ) SHADS! THEY FLEW EVERYWHAR AND KILLED EVERYONE ON THE EARTH EXCEPT ME AND EVIL PATRIXXX. I NOW HAVE NO TEETH DANKS TO EVIL PATRIXXX EATING THEM!

AND THEN MY SKELETON POPPED OUT.