McDonald's Special Sauce Theory

McDonald's is a normally chill and OK place to eat with a lot of healthy and affordable options, but have you ever wondered what's in McDonald's Special Sauce? Well, they won't tell you. That's because it's Ronald McDonald's special mayonnaise, if you know what I mean! HEH HEH HEH!

A-HEH HEH HEH!

Ha................... but seriously I have evidence. I mean it doesn't taste like real food and they don't advertise that the special sauce is real food. Therefore if it isn't real food, it must be something that is normally consumed as food. Which means it can be something inedible like a song but if you ate a song you'd crap out lyrics or a melody. So it isn't a song. Therefore, it must be clown cum.

The End. Written by Cjaymarch84