Happy Appy

February 23rd, 2011

Hello. I will be writing on this blog because I am researching a show called Happy Appy. One of the main reasons why I'm researching this show is because I've been fascinated with missing TV shows, episodes, and movies. Like most people who research missing episodes, I'm hell-bent on finding London after Midnight, the 108 missing Doctor Who episodes, and Him, the 1974 film where a man has a sexual obsession with Jesus. Even though I should be helping the search for any fragment of the missing episodes and films, I'm going to research this one series for now.

Another reason I want to research this show is because I had an experience with it around 2001. It was around 8 in the morning. My younger brother, who was seven at the time, was watching a local station in its child TV show block. After a dubbed over Blue's Clues, it started to air a show called ?????????? ??????, or Happy Apple. I can barely remember the episode’s plot, but it was about this apple who was trying to help a kid named Nathaniel. It felt sort of low-budget, but since my brother liked the episode, I didn't mind him watching it. The only thing that made me dubious was this evil smile that the apple did in the middle of the episode.

From what I gathered, in the first weeks of Noggin’s existence, the Happy Appy show began production. Its plot was about a giant clay apple with arms, baby blue eyes, and large dark green lips being held up by a bent, rusty stick. He would go around in a white 1996 Ford Windstar helping children whenever they got injured. As the show kept going, the episodes started to become more unusual. For one example, Happy Appy would often stare at the viewers of the show with a deranged smile.

It’s also worth mentioning that the series slowly got more violent as the series progressed. Happy Appy was one of the shorter shows on Noggin, with every episode being 10 minutes long at the most. They were played in duets, making each full episode 20 minutes long, minus commercials. A couple of months after Happy Appy aired its first episode, Nickelodeon cancelled the show, and it was never shown again on Noggin or Nick Jr. Even the much more appropriate episodes weren't shown for whatever reason. However, some parents did record the show, but they were VHS copies.

Of those said VHS copies, only a few survived through the years. The tapes were destroyed either due to neglect or disgust, or were simply misplaced and thrown out by accident. However, some copies of the show were reportedly stolen by a shadowy figure. I was one of the lucky people to own a copy of the show's episodes. Yesterday, when I did some winter cleaning, I found an old DVD with sharpie written on it. It read ‘HA Episodes’, so I did some research on what the HA meant. My first choice was the forum about missing episodes/films that I normally go to.

When I entered the missing episode section of the forum, the first thread I saw was one named "HA? What's this?" It was posted by a woman who had, like me, found a VHS with the initials "HA" on it. As I read the thread more, I found out that the initials on the disc stood for Happy Appy. This instantly reminded me of the weird low-budget show that I watched with my brother in 2000. In the replies, the users claimed that there are no known DVD copies around. I'm not sure how the disc got there, though. I certainly don't remember owning a disc that looked like it!

After viewing the thread, I went ahead and put it into the disk drive, hoping that it would work. Thankfully, the disc did work, and it instantly cut to the intros of the episode, no menus or anything. Happy Appy's intro song had the same tune as Mary Had a Little Lamb. It went something like this.

Happy Appy Appy App,

Happy App, Happy App

Happy Appy Appy App,

He helps kids all day!

Happy Appy Appy App,

Happy App, Happy App

Happy Appy Appy App,

He helps kids all day!

Happy Appy Appy App,

Happy App, Happy App

Happy Appy Appy App,

He helps kids all day!

Episode 1 and 2 were called “Happy's Vacation” and “Hurt Happy”, respectively.

Happy's Vacation was exactly what you’d expect; Happy Appy goes on a vacation to the beach, helps injured kids, and even talks down a bully into not hurting a child. Hurt Happy was about Happy's stick getting broken, and the kids teamed up to help Happy Appy by giving him bandages and fruit. Nothing seemed out-of-place when I first saw it, but when I saw it a second time, the episodes looked questionably odd. When Happy was driving his van to the beach in Happy's Vacation, some frames were skipped. At first, I ignored it, saying that it could be a scratched DVD. But when I checked the disc, it had no scratches on it whatsoever. Also, during the fruit scene in Hurt Happy, the kids gave him an apple for whatever reason. It could have been a mistake by the producers, though.

Finally, I noticed some things in Hurt Happy that looked out-of-place. In Happy's van, there was what looked like the border of the HOPE poster, but it was so out of frame that it could have been something else. Also, at the end of the episode, there was a news broadcast about a 9.0 earthquake that recently struck Japan. Happy responded "Oh no! If you want to help the Japanese, call this number!" and a 1-800 number was listed. I thought those were just coincidental. Well, I was wrong. Episodes 3 and 4 were stranger. The intros of these two episodes were cut out, but I found out that Episode 4's name was "Nate Needs Help". This struck out to me, because this was the very same episode I saw with my brother, but in English!

Episodes 3 and 4 were missing a few scenes, and, overall, more disturbing than Episodes 1 and 2. On Episode 3, about 5:10 in is when Happy Appy does his first evil smile for 25 seconds. One moment that could send chills down anyone's spine was the Booboo scene in "Nate Needs Help". Happy aids Nate, who has a bruise on his knee. He looks to the camera, giving off the same evil smile that I remember from 2000, and says "What does Nate need for this booboo?” For 30 seconds, he stared at the camera, motionless, with his dark blue soulless eyes locking on to anyone watching. Finally, he broke the silence with "That's right, a bandage!" Why he needed that long to speak, I will never know.

Also, the out of place objects were getting more noticeable. In Nate Needs Help, the radio plays what sounds like a country cover of "Hot and Cold", which was made in 2008 and very out-of-place for a kid's show.

February 24th, 2011

I watched Episode 5, which had a few differences from the first four episodes. First off, it had Happy on a rustless (but still bent) stick. Secondly, this episode was somewhat disturbing. The theme song played, and the name of the episode is revealed to be “Monkey Bar Mishap”.

It started with Happy Appy in his van driving around, and he sees this kid, sitting and crying at a playground. He drives and parks his van. When he goes to where the kid is, Happy finds out that the kid had fallen off some monkey bars and his pinky finger was broken. Happy Appy said "What does Jake need to heal with, kids?" He gave off his evil smile at the screen for nearly a minute, enough time to read a couple of pages of a book to him, preferably the Bible. Like Nate Needs Help, his soulless baby blue eyes watched over anyone in the room like Big Brother. He said "That's right!" and Jake hugged Happy Appy. Happy puts a bandage on Jake's finger, and drove away in his van. It skipped to Episode 6, which had a better chance of being aired on Wonder Showzen than Nick Jr!

In the episode, called "Never Run with Knives", a kid was running with a knife facing up. The knife was clearly a rubber prop, because the blade was flopping around a lot. The kid got ‘cut’, and held his hand over the wound, crying. As blood began to come out of the kid's wound, Happy parked his van, gave a normal smile, and said "Hey kids, this kid shouldn't have carried the knife facing up while running!" However, he did heal him by putting a bandage over the wound. The kid hugged Happy, and he said "Remember kids, never run with knifes facing up, or scissors for that matter. Always walk with knives and scissors facing down!" Happy took the kid to his van, drives off, and the credits played. However, after the credits roll, the episode takes a very disturbing turn when Happy comes back in his van, the kid missing, and says "Hey kids! If you find me and my van, just talk to me and I'll take you away, ha-ha!"

Episode 7 began with Happy on the playground, but he wasn't playing with the kids, or helping them. He was just staring at them, with that unsettling smile I hate so much. A group of kids are seen playing with jump ropes, when Happy walks over to them. He calmly tells them something, but I could barely hear what he said. From what I heard, I could only make out "Hello... Happy... I... how... me... please?" I could see where this was going, as the kids walk with Happy into the bushes of the playground. Loud violent screams are heard for almost a minute and a half, until Happy is seen dragging three bloody bodies to his van.

I couldn't believe it.

For the rest of the episode, he does that damn death smile! Why did they use that look so much? It was almost like he could climb out of your TV, grab you, and murder you slowly and painfully with a rusty knife, but he couldn’t. I moved on to Episode 8 and 9. This time, the episodes were so violent and shoddy that they couldn't have been aired on Noggin at all. Episode 8 had Happy Appy take a kid into his van. For half of the episode, flesh cutting could be heard, and so could loud screaming, which turned into gurgles. As the scene progressed, blood splatters on the windows began to appear. Eventually, Happy emerged from the van, and did a death smile until the end of the show. Like Episode 8, Episode 9 was gory and violent. But this episode, called "The Towers", was so coincidental and violent that I couldn't believe Noggin would even allow it, unless it was some sort of hijacking.

It starts out with Happy Appy walking around the playground when two kids ask him what the cycle of life is so that they could complete their homework. He proceeds to tell the kids about the cycle of life in frogs and plants. The kids said "Thanks, Happy! Can you play with us for a bit?" Happy agrees, and they start playing on the playground. When this happens, smoke starts to creep behind Happy and the children. It gets to a point where they start coughing because of how dense the smoke is, so they turn around to see what was making the smoke. Happy gasps at the sight in front of them.

Two towers were on fire and were burning up. A few people can be seen falling out of windows to escape the fire. There was a lot of screaming, falling debris, and a crashed airplane in one of the towers. Only the tail of the plane was visible, which was nearing the point of collapse. I could hear a faint whining noise at this point, and I think that it was one of the plane's engines which was probably still on. Seven seconds later, the tail of the plane finally broke apart, with the largest piece of the tail hitting and killing someone. During this scene, fire trucks could be heard trying to douse out the flames, but it only slows the flames down. The wailing of ambulances could also be heard, taking away the bodies of the people who jumped from the towers. It showed a weird guy on fire falling out of one of the towers, screaming.

Happy and the kids are seen again, but this time, they stood still in fear. The smoke kept getting thicker and thicker, slowly obscuring the trees and equipment of the playground. The debris from the towers fell around the kids and Happy, and a person ran up to them and told them to run away from the towers before running off. When the older kid worriedly said "Happy Appy, why are the towers on fire?” it cut to a higher-up floor that was near where the plane crashed, which revealed a kid that was crushed under a huge piece of concrete, crying for help. Some other kids tried to help him by lifting the piece of concrete off him. He was screaming so loud, it was almost heartbreaking. There were bodies and blood everywhere, and the pain and fear on the trapped kid’s face was so realistic, I cringed. After the shot with the kid trapped under the concrete, the younger kid turns to the side say “Happy Appy, why are people running and falling from the towers?” Happy Appy turns to the camera, death smile on his face, and very coldly said three words. Those three words will haunt me as long as I research this show.

"That's natural, children."

He took the two kids away from the towers, leaving the kid stuck under concrete screaming for help. When the credits rolled, the audio of the scene kept playing, and at the end, before it cut out, something collapsed, making a very loud noise that could scare anyone watching.

I jumped out of my seat. Was Happy a death bringer in the form of an apple? Or was he a master predictor? If that episode somehow predicted 9/11, I have to watch Episodes 10 and 11 to see if there was anything else predicted. I might not see any predictions, though, and to be honest, I hope not. Oh, and you want to know what happens when someone calls the tsunami aid phone number? Tomorrow, I’m going to go and call it.

February 25th, 2011

Hey, I called the 1-900 hotline mentioned on Episode 3. It was a pre-recording, which I will transcribe for you.

"Hello! My name is Happy Appy! I am every kid's most helpful and favorite Apple! If you want to make a donation, press 1. If you want to know about the earthquake, press 2."

When I pressed two, the hotline said this.

"An earthquake and tsunami has recently hit Japan, and we need all the help we can get! If you can make a donation of 1, 2, 5, 10, 20, 50, or 100 dollars, you will be a big help! Anyone who donates gets a Happy Appy badge!"

So, I went ahead and donated a dollar to the donation for the fun of it by using an outdated bank account that I never used. It responded.

"Thank you for helping with the aid for the Tsunami! Look in your mailbox in a week from now, because you'll get your Happy Appy badge!"

I’m wondering what earthquake Happy predicted. Between 1999 and the current day, there were no 9.0 earthquakes in Japan. Since the 2003 Hokkaido Earthquake was pretty close to when the episode was released, as well as the magnitude mentioned in the radio broadcast, I guess he was predicting about that.?

February 27th, 2011

Episode 10 was corrupt, to say the least. It started up, but it had no audio, and the first part was so badly compressed that it was hardly viewable. The next part was just plain static for the rest of the video.

“Great, a missing episode”, I thought.

Episode 11, called "Happy's Trick", was actually watchable. It started with some weird, off-beat carnival music, and Happy Appy doing his death smile. As the episode went on, scars started to appear on Happy's clay body. It began with Happy in his van, driving on the road, which looped on and on. Eventually, he reached the playground, where many children were at play. Happy jumped out, and looked like he was ready to kill all of them. He said "Hey kids, who wants to see Happy do a magic trick?" The kids cheered, and ran into his van. Happy closed the door and drove off. After a few minutes, he came back, smiling like he just killed them all. The inside of the van was covered in blood as well.

I couldn't take it anymore. For some reason, Happy was making me feel nauseous. But I kept going. The rest of the show before the credits was him reading the news. It looked absolutely normal, until the camera zoomed on the newspaper, which was reporting on future events that didn't happen for a long time. Just a few examples were the Libyan riots, the death of Michael Jackson, and the SS Columbia disaster. Meanwhile, there were random breaks, which showed a "behind the scenes" look at him murdering a child in his van. At the credits, Happy was holding a knife, covered with blood. The camera shot down, where there was a table. A hand with cut marks was visible. After this, it cut to a blank screen, with white text.

"If you get these DVDs, I copied Happy over to them. I wanted to preserve this so that they weren't lost forever. Now you might wonder, how did Nick allow all 11 episodes (or 10)? I don't know. They just did, that's what. If you want to know more, see me.

-KC"

Wait, who was KC? Was that my friend, Kevin Seward Christianson? Well, when I first met him, he did say that he worked with Nick until the end of the millennium, so he probably helped with Happy Appy. I went to his house to talk to him about the show.

When I entered, Kevin wasn't home. Instead, his wife was sitting in his bedroom, crying. I asked her what happened to Kevin. She replied with something that shocked me. "I don't know what happened, but someone or something kidnapped him last night. I'm not sure where my husband went, but whoever kidnapped him left this piece of paper. Take it." I got a folded up piece of paper. I unfolded it, and it was a picture of Happy Appy during the 9/11 scene, with the exception that he looked badly scarred like in Episode 11. Before I left, I asked her how those horrifying episodes got on Noggin. She replied with "T-this man h-had drugged the producers! He was g-going to-"

That was enough. I couldn't bear to take it anymore, so I left the house, and drove off. When I got out, I started to walk back to my house. I heard a gunshot and screams from a woman, probably Kevin's wife. I instantly ran to my house, because I know whoever killed Kevin was trying to kill me. Before I opened the door, I saw one last glimpse behind me. It was Kevin's mutilated arm in a bush, and an unknown figure standing behind it.

March 3rd, 2011

Hey, I wanted to know if anyone has any videos of a Happy Appy episode. If you do, send me the link to one. Why am I asking this, even though I have a disc of ten episodes? Well, I found the disc in pieces on my desk, and no, I didn’t save the videos to my laptop, even though I should have. The way it was broken was almost like a claw had slashed the disc twice. Also, there was a note near it, saying "No more evidence now, huh?" I wonder who was angry enough to destroy my disc.

March 4th, 2011

I finally got my Happy Appy badge today. It came in a box that, interestingly enough, had a timestamp from 1999. More than likely, they still had some left over from when the show was quite popular. When I opened it, I got a letter from Happy Appy and the badge. The badge was made of plastic, had a silver-bronze color, and showed Happy Appy doing a regular smile. The back of the badge had "Happy Appy Helper Badge" imprinted in stereotypical Army font. The letter had the following written on it:

To my friend,

You have helped us help the Japanese!

Of course, let me introduce myself.

Unarguably, you have heard of me on Noggin!

Can't understand what I’m saying? Well, I'll give you the answer! Happy Appy Appy App!

Appy App, Appy App! Happy Appy Appy App, he helps kids all day!

Now, where do I begin with this gift?

Today, I have given you a nice badge, right from the old playground! How did I get these, you ask?

Running across the playground, I tripped on a rock. I fell down, but I noticed the ground was uneven!

Undoubtely, something was buried, so I dug the ground and I found a crate filled with these badges!

Now, it's time to be off! Watch Noggin at 8:30 AM CST to see my new adventures!

Love,

Happy Appy

I checked the back for anything interesting. What I found instead were these 2 lines of gibberish.

MSCPBSPOWSDCAZUONGWSEDVJNY

MZPZQLQHNREFBGHSCWFONXBULOILLWEJOCZJKN

I don't even know what they are!

March 5th, 2011

Today, I got an email from a man who claimed to be a user on WikiLeaks. He had heard about my research on Happy Appy, so he tried to find any documents related to the show. He did find one, which told employees at Nickelodeon to never air certain TV shows or movies. After browsing through a massive description of Cry Baby Lane and other shows, I found this block of text in the middle of the document.

"One show, originally named 'Happy Appy', was cancelled due to excessive blood and gore. The original show depicted a personified apple named "Happy Appy" that taught kids how to handle certain injuries and even had an episode based on teamwork, called “Hurt Happy”. On their last and only 8th episode, it was only an hour when Noggin began to remove all traces of the show. Kids who watched the show's final episode were reported to obtain symptoms of nausea and sleep deprivation. A 2003 report says the episode seemed to depict explicit imagery of the September 11th terrorist attacks, even though the episode was aired in 1999."

I'm getting a lot more dubious about this show.

June 1st, 2011

First off, yes, I know that Happy Appy might have predicted that recent earthquake and tsunami. So stop sending me emails about it!

Anyways, I'm back. Since my job involves working as a detective in the police department, I had to take a long hiatus from this blog in order to get my pay. Interestingly, there were some trials involving the murder of Kevin Christianson. They came to an abrupt halt when the arm they found disappeared one day. I bet that shadow man stole it. However, I was looking up “Happy Appy” on YouTube today when I found a video that said “Kevin Christianson Interview – Audio Only”, so I watched it. Here's a transcript.

Interviewer: Are you Kevin Christianson?

KC: Yes.

Interviewer: So, are you the one who worked on Happy Appy's clay model?

KC: Yes.

Interviewer: How did you get the job for Happy Appy?

KC: I had just graduated from an art college in late 1998. I heard about Nickelodeon Studios, who were making cartoons. So I sent a resume, and a few weeks later, I got the job, and I was happy. Well, until the shit hit the fan.

Interviewer: What happened on the day you made the Happy Appy model?

KC: Okay, so basically, we had to design a cute-looking puppet for the show. We started with a rusty stick that was lying around on the floor of the studio, made an apple out of clay, and stuck it on the stick. We added baby-blue eyes, as well as pupils so he would look cuter and less frightening for children, huge green lips, and clay arms. Finally, we added a stem and a leaf. We thought it was perfect for the show.

Interviewer: Who voiced Happy Appy?

KC: I don't remember his name, but I do remember who he was from. It was a show called Fright House Screamers, where four teenagers would spend the night at haunted places.

Interviewer: What happened to Fright House Screamers?

KC: When they were filming the fourth episode, one of the teenagers was found dead in the place they were doing. Besides, the show sucked ass.

Interviewer: Was the voice of Happy the teenager who got killed?

KC: I'm pretty sure not.

Interviewer: Back to Happy Appy, why aren't there any surviving copies of Happy Appy?

KC: That's a good point. See, Nickelodeon owns the tapes somewhere, but they're not going to release them for a long, long time. There have been bootlegs, of course, but none show the episodes after episode 11, which is weird.

Interviewer: How many episodes of Happy Appy were there going to be?

KC: 2 full 26 episode seasons. They only showed 8 or 10 of the first season before Happy was canceled. However, my friend Jim says there's actually two seasons, but he was very drunk when he said that. Besides, I don't trust him at all.

Interviewer: Do you know any of the other crew who worked on Happy Appy?

KC: I only know Jim.?

June 6th, 2011

Dear god! I've had nightmares of Happy ever since I saw those last episodes. The dreams range from Happy's death smile to Happy brutally murdering a kid. Not only that, but I’m become quite paranoid of apples. If I see one in my house, I eat it as quick as I can, or if it’s in a store, I watch it very closely. Also, I've been seeing the mysterious figure more, whether he's sitting on the side of a mountain, or standing in a forest. The figure never seems to leave me alone. Also, I've seen more of him to tell you more about his physical features.

First off, he can’t be made of shadow, because he has some sort of face with a mouth. However, the thing is, the mouth seems to be locked on one expression, which happens to be Happy's death smile. I’m gonna sound weird for this, but I wonder if he's Happy. No, he can’t be! There’s a fine difference between this figure and Happy Appy, a child-sized apple! Oh well. Here's more about the stalker's body. He looks like he's slightly taller than me (for reference, I’m around 1.87 meters) and seems to be about mid-weight for his height.

If he keeps appearing, I'm going to have to board up my house. I'm not sure what his problem is, but if he doesn't stop, I am going to call the cops.

June 11th, 2011

Great, just fucking great! How the hell do I put this in short? Right now, I’m at the library, which could very well be the only place in Aberdeen that has a free-to-use computer! It’s been five full days since I last encountered the figure, and that bastard has some sort of problem, because he burnt my house down! Oh yeah, he burnt the entire thing down for no reason whatsoever! I did manage to save some things from my house, like my laptop and the Happy Appy badge and letter.

Even then, I feel like I’ve released some sort of bullshit curse from watching those episodes of Happy Appy, and the library is my only hope spot. Thanks to that figure, I’m not even going to research more on this show anymore! After I destroy the badge and letter, I’m going to close down this blog. Or, better yet, I should kill that fucker for what he did! I don’t give a damn if I break the law and get sent to jail! Whoever the figure is needs to pay for what he has done to me!

However, I’m not sure if the figure burned down my house. I didn’t see his figure near my house, so it could have just been a chimney or electrical fire. So, you know what? Forget what I said about closing down the blog and killing the figure! I’m going to treat the fire like it was natural and keep researching the show. Don’t expect me to act nicely in the following months, though.

June 28th, 2011

I’ve finally got somewhere to live in! To be more precise, I bought a mobile home in the nearby trailer park a few days ago. Since I’m not the richest man in my neighborhood, this will definitely do for now until I get enough money to buy a proper house.

On Happy Appy, however, one of my friends, Jim Forester, actually remembered Happy Appy, and is most likely the one mentioned in Kevin’s interview. He said that there were more episodes I didn’t have on the DVD. It turns out that the most violent episodes were actually at the end of the season. The entire first season was supposed to have 25 episodes, plus a TV movie. No one mentioned it, because Jim and Nickelodeon had the only known high-quality tapes until I found the DVD. It’s also worth mentioning that the series slowly got more violent as the series progressed. Jim sent me a disc with fragments of Happy Appy episodes. Here are the contents of the disc.

The first clip starts out with a close up of a school bell ringing. It cuts to Happy Appy, who is standing next to a kid sitting at a desk. The kid is trying to answer a math problem, but gives up and says "I don't know how to do my homework!” Soon, the teacher says "Class is dismissed". The kid is ashamed that he didn’t know how to do his homework, but Happy says "That's all right! I’ll sing you the math song and you’ll understand!" After the kid gasps, Happy sings a song about math. It was distorted in both audio and video, but I could thankfully make out the lyrics.

I'm gonna show you how to do your homework!

7 plus 4 is 11, and 9 minus 2 is 7,

Math's not a chore, because 15 minus 11 equals 4!

6 plus 2 is eight, and you're doing great,

Now, here's the last 3! You're on a spree!

66 minus 39 is 27, and -5 plus 16 is 11,

Two minus one, and now your homework is done!

After that, the kid says "Wow! Thanks, Happy Appy!" I find it funny that the kids were doing math that was more suitable for older elementary students.

The next fragment was one of the violent episodes. Even though the clips looked like they were separate and from different episodes, they actually seemed to be in order. It started with three kids crying so loud, it was almost painful to see. Happy Appy and two other kids were trying to calm the kids down. The reason the kids were crying was because their families were gone. The two kids eventually comforted the three other kids, and the five left. But Happy had this weird, perverted, and greedy expression. He said "Come with me." The five kids followed Happy into a building. Two minutes later, he left the building, dragging several money bags with him. The kids were screaming for help again.

It didn’t end there. There was one fragment of a somewhat violent episode. Happy was putting a bandage on a kid's arm. Oddly enough, he was wearing a long coat in this episode, and in the far corner of his pocket, a needle with green fluids can be seen. Happy gave the kid a shot with the needle, which knocked the kid out. He dragged the kid into his van, and a chainsaw was heard. The DVD stopped after that.

Oh, you want to know more about that encounter with the figure? First, it turns out he was at the library, so I got out of there. However, about Kleiner, though, what I thought was Harold was actually someone else that looked like him. Secondly, I gave him a nickname. It's Forenzik, which is better than calling him "the figure". I didn’t come up with the name, though. I found a scrap of paper on my desk that said “Forenzik". Obviously, since I have to call the figure something, I shall call him Forenzik from now on. When I saw him 17 days ago, he seemed to have fingers with claws.

I don't mean like he had retractable claws in his fingers. His fingers looked like they were very sharp. I also got a good look at how he ran. He seems to be hunchbacked, which means he would be taller when he would be standing up straight. I say about 6'9, although you could speculate that, because I don't have a picture of him yet.

July 14th, 2011

Jim Forester has called me again with another development. Trestan Yae, the man who voiced Happy Appy, and a star on Fright House Screamers, was killed today. His body had 3 long and deep cut marks on his chest, with one of them slashing open his heart. Even though the police marked it as a murder by a bladed weapon, I think Forenzik killed Trestan! It just seems like a weird coincidence that my CD of the Happy Appy episodes was clawed in the same way that Trestan Yae has.

Jim, however, said in response that they would have to be very sharp claws, since the markings managed to put a deep cut on one of his ribs. Also, I need to research Fright House Screamers after I'm done with Happy Appy. It sounds quite interesting.

July 15th, 2011

Today, Jim Forester gave me a DVD with three new episodes. According to Jim, the first one is the episode with the green fluids needle, the second being the full version of Happy Goes to School, and the last one might be the second part of the Happy Appy TV movie. I would be able to describe the episodes if it wasn't for the extensive cleaning the disc needs!

July 17th, 2011

After all of this time, I cleaned the disc enough to be watchable! The only problem is that it still freezes when a video is played. Here's what happens.

The first episode started out with the scene with the green fluids needle. After Happy kills the kid, he drives to a crashed plane, where the scene with the money bags happened. It cut to the playground, where Happy was playing with some kids. It went along like normal, until his skin peeled off, revealing a rotten apple core. It was like an orange peeler was being used on him. The skin landed on a boy's head, covering his face like a blanket. The weird part about this scene was that the kids had no reaction to Happy’s skin being peeled, almost like it never even happened. After a minute of seeing the boy with Happy's skin on his head, the episode ends.

The second episode was, as Jim said, the full version of Happy Goes to School. It begins with the math scene and song happens, but in a vastly improved quality. After that, Happy goes into a science class, where a kid is messing around with a Bunsen burner. Eventually, the kid gets his finger burned by accident. Happy informs “Never play with a Bunsen burner without adult supervision! If you don't, you might get hurt like Eddie here!” After his short monologue, Happy puts an ice pack on Eddie's burn, and he thanks Happy.

A few seconds after Happy puts the ice pack over the kid's burn, he hears an argument coming from the hallway. It cuts to a bully mocking a young kid, telling him that his art project is the dumbest thing ever. Because of this, the younger kid starts crying. After some more mocking, the bully runs off laughing. Right as he leaves, Happy comes over and tells the kid to never give up at what he likes doing. The kid instantly cheers up and runs into a classroom, presumably to tell a teacher about the bully.

Finally, I saw the second part of the Happy Appy movie. It started out with Happy Appy driving his van on the road leading to the playground. It shows a kid playing with rocks on the side of the road. By accident, he throws a large rock onto the road, which lands directly in the path of Happy's van. Happy tries to swerve out of the way, but the van goes off the road and crashes into a grassy ditch. For this scene, footage of a real car crash was used for whatever reason. After this scene, the van starts to catch on fire, and some kids, including the one who threw the giant rock, run over to the burning wreckage.

The music for this scene isn't the happy-go-lucky music that plays throughout the show, but sound clips of a reversed Revolution 9, with Happy screaming "GET ME OUT!"

After a kid says "There, his hat, his hat!" it cuts to Happy's bloody stem, which had a mouth with bloody teeth on it. The stem proceeded to scream, which was just one of the screams that Mike Schank did in American Movie. Another kid says "His body, his body!" Happy's body was badly burnt and cut up, with blood coming out from the larger, deeper cuts. His left eyeball was dangling out of the socket, while all of his upper teeth were either chipped or broken. Where Happy's left arm and stump were, there was pure white bone, with blood slowly leaking from the exposed wounds.

Happy tried to crawl out of the burning wreck with his right arm, but it was only a minute until he collapsed and died, whilst screaming to weird sci-fi noises. The next scene just showed the road, lacking any children whatsoever, with the remains of Happy and the van in plain sight. It cut to a funeral, where kids were crying over Happy's dead body. While one kid said "Why, Happy, why?" another tried to 'wake up' Happy by shaking his corpse. After the funeral scene, it showed Happy's body, with blood on his broken teeth. It cut to a 10 years later scene, where a kid was talking to her mother.

The mother replied to the girl, but her speech was reversed. After reversing it, the speech turned out to be saying "Don't worry, my daughter. Happy Appy is coming to take you away, ha-haaa!" The father comes in and talks about how bad Happy was, but in a sarcastic tone. After the mother asks why he randomly brought Happy up, the father brings out a knife and stabs the mother in the head. The girl screams, runs to the mother's side, and starts crying. The father's skin peels off, like the scene with Happy and the orange peeler, revealing Happy with his injuries from the car crash. Happy proceeds to kill the girl.

The final shot before the credits was Happy Appy smiling over the bodies of the mother and kid, as well as the skin of the father. Instead of the theme song playing over the credits, dark carnival music played, with clips of Revolution 9 and Napoleon XIV's "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” A narrator said "His stomach was in two today", "There were two, and there is none now", "He's there, he's getting next to his sister with all he knows", and finally "He ceased to work in the underworld" Guess what the narrator was talking over? He was talking over Happy Appy, with a bloodied scalpel in one hand, and a Xacto knife in the other.

It slowly panned down to the disguise Happy was under, like the magic trick episode, and stopped at the hand of the skin, which had cut marks on it. The episode ended.

July 23rd, 2011

It's been almost a since I watched Part 2 of the Happy Appy TV Movie. It turns out that someone claimed to have the first part, so I asked him to email it to me. It turns out he was right. Here’s what happens in the first half.

It starts with the carnival theme from the credits of Part 1, but with distorted voices. The intro was spotted with giant flashes. After when the original intro would play, it went straight to Happy on a medical bed dying from an unknown disease, with children at this side. Happy said in a loud voice "THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!", and it cut to one of the younger children. He was trying to cry over Happy's death, but the single tear that came from the child was done in Claymation.

It played a solemn piano tune after another kid with a high-pitched voice said "They're coming to take ME away!" It showed Happy Appy coughing up blood, and a few seconds later, his bed wheeled itself into a surgery room. What followed was an hour of stop-motion surgery. It was so horrifying, but yet so compelling. How did they make a decent surgery scene with puppets? After that, Happy was seen on a wheelchair, and the children said "Are you better?" Happy said "Yes, my nice friends!" and gave them a big hug. After that, it faded to a title that said "3 months later" and started to fade in on the second part of the TV movie, but it was cut.

July 24th, 2011

I got another episode today. One of my blog followers, who has a job in a daycare center in Seattle, mailed me a VHS tape. The tape had a white label that said, written with a blue sharpie, "Happy Appy in Hospital Doctor". He found the tape because a kid brought it with him for whatever reason, and started crying when he saw the contents. The tape began with a few minutes of static, and then played the famous intro, but with had new lyrics that didn't match the tune too well.

Happy Appy helps those kids,

Happy App, Happy App,

Happy Appy Appy Appy,

Happy Appy Appy!

It went to a POV shot of Happy Appy running through a hospital for two and a half minutes, with a choir singing “Amazing Grace”. Since I knew what Amazing Grace was about, I was prepared for anything related to death. It cuts to Happy Appy on his metal stick, doing his death smile for a long time. Like the two other times, he watched over any living thing near the TV with his uncanny, soulless baby blue eyes. The death smile made his glare worse, giving an immense feeling of threat to anyone watching.

After the Amazing Grace choir ended, ambient noise starting playing. It kept growing louder and louder, and it very slowly zoomed in on Happy. Finally, after 10 minutes of watching a clay apple staring you down with loud ambiance, he says “Hey kids, let's go find some children to help!” He runs up to some body bags holding bodies, while a nurse is zipping one up. Happy walks up to the nurse and says “Hello, Mrs. Nurse! Can I help those people?” The nurse says “Happy, they're dead. They won't come back.” Right before the credits, Happy Appy turns to the camera with another death smile, and says something that could be more disturbing than the Natural scene and the staring scenes, and made me cringe.

“Remember kids, you will all die one day, and I won't be there to help you.”?

July 28th, 2011

A week ago, Jim told me that a fire had recently ravaged through the studio that had filmed Happy Appy. It wasn’t until the 25th that I visited the ruins of the studio in case I find anything that could help me investigate Happy Appy. After traveling on the I-5 for 20 or so hours, I had reached the studio. It was completely abandoned, but what was very strange was that no one was there to demolish it. After grabbing a flashlight and turning it on, I proceeded to sneak inside.

When I got into what remained of the lobby, I saw two rooms that weren’t overly burnt or crushed by debris; a sound set and a storage room. The storage room had a lock on it, so I went into the sound set first. It was massive; around the size of half a football field! Despite the sound set being large, the only things there were some remains of the green-screen stages and a burnt studio camera. For some reason, parts of the remaining cloth on the stages had what looked like blood stains on it.

While I was walking through the sound set, I heard male laughter and the movement of a lanky figure near the back. I got the hell out of the sound set and blocked the door with some burnt desks. After that close encounter, I went over to the storage room and broke the lock off of the door. Even though the lock was made of iron, it was actually rusted and brittle. After I had opened the door, the room turned out to be just a vault of things that were used in the show.

There was a mostly intact shelf to the right of the room, which held some reels of tape. After stealing them, I found a safe which had been partially melted into the floor. After some force, I managed to rip it off of the floorboards and haul it to the car. After going into the storage room a third time, I heard what sounded like wood burning, so I checked the sound set to see what was going on. The entire back wall had been lit ablaze by some vandal! I quickly checked the storage room for any more artifacts, which it didn’t have, and ran out of the building before the entirety of it started to burn up.

I seriously wonder who the hell had done this. Is Forenzik so dedicated to kill me that he would set an entire TV studio on fire in order to kill me? Was it even him at all?

August 1st, 2011

After dealing with some personal things, I got around to breaking the lock of the safe. The contents were one thing, and that was Happy Appy’s puppet doing the death smile. Even though I really don’t want to own him, I’ll keep the puppet in case it helps me find out more about the show’s history. The tapes weren’t anything special; they were just Happy Appy’s earlier episodes in a higher quality than the DVDs.

August 2nd, 2011

On closer examination, though, the Happy Appy puppet had a few anomalies. First off, the right hand was quite obviously reattached, which could suggest that someone accidentally ripped Happy's hand while trying to get him to hold something. One of his eyes was a darker blue than the baby blue his eyes normally was, and his leaf was broken off halfway. Finally, there was writing on the back of the puppet’s head, but some of it had been smudged.

"PR.P..TY OF NI..ELO.E.N S..DI.S

OWNED BY ……… .……”

It also turns out that the tapes were, like the Happy Appy puppet, different from what I had thought. For Happy's Vacation and Hurt Happy, the scenes with missing frames had those frames back. However, what was more interesting was that the HOPE poster that was in Happy's van was missing from those tapes. I guess that these tapes were actually in workprint quality, and not the finished product. If that's so, it doesn't explain why the tape that held Happy Goes to School had the beginning of The Towers on it!

I can only guess that The Towers was originally going to be a normal episode in production, but when the show got cancelled, some asshole 'finished' it.

August 4th, 2011

When I was getting the mail at night, I managed to find Forenzik looking at me from the garage. This time, however, I finally took a picture of him! Even though it's incredibly blurry, at least I have a photo of what he looks like. The odd thing is that unlike regular times, where Forenzik has Happy’s death smile on his mask, he had a frown on his mask. I wondered why he wore a frowning mask this time, until I smashed and burned the Happy Appy puppet, because I think it’s powering Forenzik. I could be wrong, though, which is probably true. I kept the tapes, though, as they are good enough to keep. August 15th, 2011

I apologize for not updating this blog lately. I really haven't had much to say, but now I am getting creeped out. I thought I had destroyed the Happy Appy puppet three days ago, but when I went into the kitchen to make a snack, I saw it lying on the counter, without any damage done to it.

Also, I have had lots of nightmares about Happy or Forenzik. The most vivid one, which was based off of The Towers, occurred to me tonight. I saw a completed Freedom Tower being hit, almost ironically, by an airliner. Onlookers were either running away, crying, or praying to God. I remember that I was one of the onlookers, frozen stiff on the Vesey Street sidewalk. My body couldn't move an inch. Right next to me was a ripe apple tree, which oddly hadn't been knocked over by debris. On the pavement, there was an apple that had presumably broken off of the tree.

I picked it up, and almost got to take a bite out of it. What stopped me was Forenzik, watching me from a nearby bush. As I bit the apple, it suddenly grew a mouth and began screaming loudly. Horrified, I threw the apple to the pavement, which injured it more. As soon as the apple hit the ground, Forenzik disappeared from the bush. As the scream from the apple grew louder, the fires on the Freedom Tower kept flaming on and on until the thing collapsed, sending a cloud of debris towards the onlookers on Vesey. Right before I was hit, I jumped out of bed, screaming in horror.

I don't know why, but it seems like Forenzik and Happy are the only thing that I can really think about anymore. Thanks to them, I think I'm going insane.

First off, I can’t see fruits without thinking about Happy Appy in any way. Thankfully, though, I don’t think about Happy when I see a vegetable, unless I find an episode involving a vegetable clay puppet. Secondly, I fear tall and skinny (and especially both) people a lot more than I used to, mainly because of Forenzik and how he’s very tall and skinny. And finally, when I see a playground, I imagine Happy Appy in that one dark, plant-filled, abandoned corner of the playground, doing a death smile and ready to murder every child. I really regret researching this show.

I've learned more about Fright House Screamers, but it's not as related to Happy as I thought it would be.

August 16th, 2011

Today, I went to look for Happy Appy on the TV. Even though it sounds idiotic to look for a show on the channel that it’s banned from, it’s worth a shot! I woke myself up when Nick Jr. started, and watch the shows for Happy Appy. It all went well, playing Dora the Explorer, and Yo Gabba Gabba, when a bumper aired. A woman's voice said "And now, we have something special to show you! Please welcome, for the first time in a decade, Happy Appy!" I was excited, for that I would most likely see a new episode. Unfortunately, it was the school episode again.

Even though I was disappointed, I was still excited from seeing that episode of Happy Appy air. At that point, I had a major question; why did the episode air? Did a new employee mistakenly air the episode without knowing that Happy Appy was banned? Or did someone else deliberately air them? If someone did air them deliberately, why did they? Was it Retro Day at Nick Jr, and they allowed a showing of Happy Appy just for once? Or did someone know about my research blog, and to help, they aired an episode?

Second Post

Hey, I've got two things to tell you. First, I will try to make at least 1 post every day, all the way until when I quit researching Happy Appy. Second, I'm keeping track of the episodes. Here are my guesses for the episode list. Anything with parentheses describes the episode better. 1.Happy's Vacation 2.Hurt Happy 3.Monkey Bar Mishap 4.Happy Goes to School (The one with the math song) 5.Nate Needs Help! 6.Never Run with Knives 7.Happy Fixes Kids 8.??? (Happy Fixes Kids, Part 2?) 9.Happy Fixes Kids, Part 3 10.The Towers 11.Happy the Doctor (The one with the green fluid needle, the crashed plane, and Happy's skin peeling off) 12.??? 13.Happy's Trick 14.The Happy Appy Movie, Parts 1 and 2

I know there are only 15 episodes mentioned here, but I haven't discovered the other 9 yet when I published this post.

August 18th, 2011

I was on YouTube when I came across a Happy Appy video. It was named "The Happy Dance", and was used to promote Happy Appy on Noggin. In it, it showed Happy, moving around like he was breakdancing. The music was slightly distorted, but it had someone making and failing at beat box noises. Accompanying it was some lyrics on how to do the Happy Dance.

Do the Happy Dance!

Jump to the left, jump to the left, jump to the left, jump to the left!

Now jump to the right,

Jump to the right, jump to the right, jump to the right!

Now get down, and scoot to your left,

Scoot to your left, scoot to your left, scoot to your left!

Now scoot to your right,

Scoot to your right, scoot to your right, scoot to your right!

Do the Happy Dance!

After that, it said "Watch Happy Appy every Monday at 8 A.M.!" and it ended. I know it isn't a new episode, but it's a cute thing I saw.

August 23rd, 2011

As I was looking over some posts today, I noticed a draft in the folder. Normally, I wouldn't have drafts in there, unless I had to finish a post on another day, so this stuck out as odd to me. I opened it, and I found out that Forenzik had somehow gotten into my blog! I'm guessing he used a key logger, but anything's possible. Here are the contents.

Hello there, my good friends! Are you feeling well today? Good, because Gerasim is not here today. Instead, you'll be getting a post from his 'favorite' friend, Forenzik!

So life's pretty good from where I'm standing. I've killed a lot of people now. This year alone, I've killed Kevin Christianson and Trestan Yae! Amazing, isn't it? Well, just you wait! Once I'm done with Jim Forester, I'll kill Gerasim, and it won't be pretty! What will I choose to kill him? Will it be the good old knife to the head? Or maybe I’ll pick a slow painful torture? I might not mentally scar him, but it IS in the question! Oh, the possibilities are endless!

But now there’s a big question I will answer. What will I do with Gerasim’s body? Will I

And it ends there. Why did he leave off mid-sentence? Did his internet break down? Was he noticing that I was starting to wake up? Or maybe he got booted off somehow? I don't really know. All I know is that Forenzik tried to post on my blog, and I'm NOT happy. However, there was a sound clip left behind on the blog. It was a three minute sound clip of static, with some voices talking here and there. I'll try to decode it later.

August 24th, 2011

Today, the same person who uploaded the Kevin Christianson interview on YouTube added a new interview. This time, it was Jim Forester being interviewed. He worked on some of the scripts for Happy Appy, including "Nate Needs Help!”

Interviewer: So, were you one of the scriptwriters for Happy Appy?

JF: Unfortunately, yes.

Interviewer: Do you know what happened to Happy Appy?

JF: Well, we actually managed to pull off a third of the first season just fine, without any complaints whatsoever. We were all ready to begin the other thirds when we were canceled.

Interviewer: Why was the show canceled?

JF: An accident happened.

Interviewer: Wait, wait, an accident happened? What kind of accident could cause the show's cancellation?

JF: During a break we did to get the employees some resting time, we made a joke episode for fun. The episode in question had two smoldering towers, which were on fire. You know, looking at it now, it reminds me way too much of 9/11. The episode was aired because someone managed to sneak a tape and broadcast it on Noggin. And, poof, the show was cancelled. Good riddance!

Interviewer: Do you know who broadcasted it?

JF: Uh, no. The only person I think that would broadcast it is...agh, I forgot! It's been so long, you know.

Interviewer: I can understand, Jim. Anyways, there's one last question. Who was the director of the show?

JF: I don't know who the director is as well! But I can tell you one thing, he's most likely dead.

August 27th, 2011

Today, I found the torrent of another episode of Happy Appy, called Mean Miranda/Happy's Van Breaks.

Mean Miranda's plot was about boys no older or younger than 6-8 being bullied by a teenage girl named Miranda. Happy gives the kids bandages and advice to help them. He kept getting progressively angrier when the episode goes on, starting from being slightly irritated to being extremely pissed off. At the end, Happy Appy coldly says "Bully one more kid and you will get a surprise, Miranda!" She, almost mockingly, kicks a boy in the leg, and Happy Appy gets in his van and drives it at her. Right before the van runs over Miranda, the episode cuts into the credits, with promos for Franklin and Blue's Clues.

Happy's Van Breaks starts with the intro, and immediately goes into the episode. Happy is putting a bandage on a kid's bruise when he notices that his van's engine is billowing smoke. He runs to it and notices that a part of the van's engine is broken. Happy steals a mechanic's toolbox and gets to work on the engine. When Happy Appy works on the engine, a kid kicks a soccer ball, and it accidentally bounces off Happy’s head. Angered, he gets a wrench, runs off-screen, and beats the kid to death with it.

He goes back and repairs the engine, replaces the coolant, and changes the oil. While helping more kids around the playground, the mechanic, in response to his toolbox being stolen, breaks Happy's engine. Happy gets pissed, and chases the mechanic in a POV shot. Eventually, Happy grabs the mechanic and stabs the back of his head with a screwdriver several times before the episode cuts out. Oddly, the chase scene didn't have Happy's hands in it, but someone's arms painted red.

So, here's the new list. 1.Happy's Vacation 2.Hurt Happy 3.Monkey Bar Mishap 4.Happy Goes to School 5.Nate Needs Help! 6.Never Run with Knives 7.Happy Fixes Kids 8.Happy Fixes Kids, Part 2 9.Happy Fixes Kids, Part 3 10.The Towers 11.Happy the Doctor 12.??? 13.Mean Miranda 14.Happy's Van Breaks 15.Happy's Trick 16.The Happy Appy Movie, Parts 1 and 2

August 28th, 2011

Remember when I got those tapes from the now-demolished studios? Well, I bought a small projector so that I could play the tapes to find out more about them. And, like what I saw when I closely inspected the tapes, there were more changes than I thought they had. Here's a list of what I could find in them. ?Happy's Vacation has stock beach music playing in the background of the beach scenes, while my former copy did not. I guess my old copies were the workprint? Also, Happy sounds slightly different. ?Hurt Happy has the apple in the healing scene replaced with a tomato. I think this proves my theory that the apple thing was a mistake done by the producers. ?Happy Goes to School has an entire removed scene with a song in it! Taking place between the math and science scenes, it involves Happy going into a Social Studies class and finding a kid struggling with his homework about the American Revolution. Happy tells the kid to watch what the teacher is going to put on, which is the segment of Schoolhouse Rock about the American Revolution. ?The Booboo scene in Nate Needs Help is a lot shorter, and overall, less weird.

And guess who I saw today? It was Forenzik, as usual. Unlike most times, I got a good look at a part of his face. Well, to put it shortly, he might be a human. Might be.

September 2nd, 2011

I found, while searching torrents for “Happy Appy”, an intact version of the Happy Appy Movie's Bonus Features. Visually, it wasn't good. It was just a simple menu with a white background. There was one bonus feature, “Creating a Happy Appy Episode”.

I downloaded and watched it. It was around 30 minutes long, and, like the title says, showed the making of a new episode which wasn't released, called “Happy Meets the Rhubears”, where Happy Appy is in a crossover with Aphex Twin. According to a worker, the episode would have been somewhere in Season 2. Here's what happens, according to the clips shown. ?Happy is in the playground, when he sees a Rhubear running around. Happy asks who he is. The Rhubear does not respond. ?Richard drives in his long limo from Windowlicker. ?Happy and a Rhubear heal a kid who accidently hit his head on the swings.

To be honest, I don't think Aphex Twin in a kids' show isn't as weird as, say, Jack Black in Sesame Street. It's just me, though.

September 3rd, 2011

Okay, there are two things I want to talk about on this blog post. First off, I've heard a rumor that there's an actual episode of Season 2 intact, but it's a very incomplete fan restoration, around 15% complete. I'm just going to say this now, but why would this show have fans? I can understand liking the more appropriate episodes, but... Anyways, the rumor states that it was the very first episode of Season 2, called “Camp Aaah”. In it, it starts with the intro, as always, but with some differences. First off, Happy didn't dance in the intro, but starred the new main characters, sort of like the CSI intro.

As for the main characters, they are Happy himself, a man in a ski mask called Napoleon, and a little boy named Danny. I have a weird feeling that Napoleon could actually be Forenzik in a different outfit. After that, it cut to a scene where Happy Appy is in his van, but there are 2 girls in the passenger seats. The girls are only clay apple heads on sticks, with no arms or stems. After driving for a while, the van parks in the camp. Happy gets a wash cloth, and he and the girls sit on it. For a while, they just sit on the cloth, staring at the sky. After a few seconds, another apple appears, looking like a stereotypical beach jock. Happy says “Move it, ladies”, although the quality makes it sound like “Movie it, leddys”.

The second thing is that Happy Appy does not have an IMDb page. The page some people are mistaking it for is actually a TV show called the Happy Apple. I could understand why people would think it would be related to Happy Appy, Happy Apple being the rarely used full title of Happy Appy. When I mean rarely used, I mean RARELY used. It was only used once in a TV Guide preview. But about The Happy Apple, it's from the 1980s. How can you confuse a TV show from the 80s about an insurance company with a Noggin TV show from the 1990s that has imagery of 9/11?

And don’t even get me started on Appaloosa horses.

Just don’t.

September 4th, 2011

I finished decoding the sound clip, and, well…

When I first began to decode it, I just heard static with some odd noises here and there. I tried reversing it, changing the pitch, slowing the speed and adding volume with some successful results. At first, it was just the sound of Happy Appy laughing. It wasn’t a regular laugh, however, but one that sounded like he was injured. Soon after that, Happy started screaming and you could hear someone else laughing. Like Happy, it sounded like the person that had begun to laugh was also injured. I guess it’s a child struggling against a murderous Happy Appy, but it could be damn near anything!

September 5th, 2011

After 16 pages of a Google search, I found someone who said that they were a survivor of the staff who made Happy Appy. I was excited, so I got their address so I could meet them in person. It took a long time because the directions they gave me required me to go through a lonely dirt road, and I thought that I would get my shoes dirty. Hey, can't be too cautious, can I? Well, anyway, I was at an angle where I could see the person who was standing near his house.

I was right about to yell out to them, but I got a closer look and freaked out. It was Forenzik, standing near the house right behind the corner of a building I was supposed to pass. If I had passed it, Forenzik would have caught me off-guard and stabbed me to death. I don't know why Forenzik had set this up, but he is definitely out to get me. He was still looking at the way that I was supposed to have come through and quickly checking his watch, so he didn't see me yet. He WAS a human.

He was wearing this weird mask that looked like a happy baby, and the mouth would often move, giving the impression that he was literally a baby face. His arms were bone skinny and it looked like he needed to put on 20 pounds to be considered barely underweight. He started getting more and more nervous and thinking that I wasn't going to show up. What was also of note was that near the house, there was a van that was very similar to the one that Happy rode. I ran off and went back to my house to tell you about this near-death experience, because it will probably happen more and more often.

September 6th, 2011

Since I was freaked out by Forenzik, and it is nearing 9/11, I re-watched the "The Towers" episode again. When I played it, I heard that faint whining noise in the background of the ‘famous’ scene, and I instantly recognized it as a much quieter version of the decoded sound I was talking about two days ago. I don't know why that sound was in there, but it was. I still can't imagine out what could match with that audio clip. Also, because of that encounter, I carry a switchblade with me at ALL times when I go out of my house, just to be on the safe side.

September 7th, 2011

I finally figured out what the sound clip is! While I was getting my groceries, it came to me that the voice that wasn't Happy's sounded a lot like Forenzik. Quickly, I came up with the idea that the sound clip was Forenzik fighting with Happy Appy. I don't know why he would fight Happy, an inanimate clay puppet, unless he had some sort of mental condition, like schizophrenia. While I was on my way home, I saw a police car with its lights on and sirens blaring, so I followed it. When the police car stopped, I saw the cops leave the car quickly and run after a thin figure, which had dropped a gun and something red.

It was none other than the Happy Appy puppet, with some dirt on it. I could have sworn that I saw Happy's mouth moving, but I was so freaked out that I wasn't sure if Happy's mouth was moving or not. Suddenly, it came to me that if this figurine was the one I owned, Forenzik must have broken into my house! Before the police came back, I got into my car and went back home. Thankfully, it was unscathed, but one of the front windows was opened. Once I got in, I shut the window and looked for the Happy Appy puppet, which I had put in the living room. However, it was nowhere to be found!

September 9th, 2011

I'm not sure how, but maybe the audio of Forenzik and Happy was planned to be in a future episode of Happy Appy, and got mixed up while they were putting the sound and music in. To be honest, I really have no clue why Forenzik was fighting with Happy Appy. Was he around while Happy Appy was being made, and put himself in one of the episodes because he was in the staff? Or, did he get so much infamy during one of the episodes that the producers decided that he was perfect material to mock? I still can't put this together.

There's some good news about Forenzik, though. To quote from today's newspaper;

“A crazed maniac was arrested last night, after a robbery at a firearms store, a home break-in, use of firearms without a permit, linkage to various murders, and evading arrest."

Some days, I ask myself why I chose to get involved in Happy Appy.

September 10th, 2011

Well, tomorrow is going to be the 10th anniversary of 9/11. Oh, joy. In all seriousness, I have lots of thoughts in my head today. Will I be visited by Forenzik again, or will I be murdered in my sleep? Will my house burn down again, or will I have a normal day for once? I am not going to make a post on September 11th, but on September 12th.

Oh, and here's another revision of the list, with Season 2's two unreleased episodes, and the duets properly listed.

Season 1 1.Happy's Vacation/Hurt Happy 2.Monkey Bar Mishap/Happy Goes to School 3.Nate Needs Help (no second part) 4.Never Run with Knives/Happy Fixes Kids 5.Happy Fixes Kids, Part 2/Happy Fixes Kids, Part 3 6.The Towers 7.Happy the Doctor 8.Happy's Van Breaks/Mean Miranda 9.Happy's Trick/??? (I think there's a second half) 10.The Happy Appy Movie, Part 1/The Happy Appy Movie, Part 2

Season 2 1.Happy Meets the Rhubears/Camp Aaah (possibly vice-versa?)

September 11th, 2011

I know I'm not supposed to make a post on September 11th, but I really had to get this post out. Last night, a certain someone went on my computer today. Luckily, the only things that Forenzik did were add three photos, a notepad file and a badly distorted sound clip. The images and notepad file were made today, during 2:20 - 2:30 AM, while the sound clip was made on July 14th, 2011. All the images were most likely made using Paint.Net (Since I do not have a fancy art program like Photoshop, and I removed MS Paint from my computer, I have Paint.Net), had the file name 'image1' to 'image3', and all were badly drawn, but I expected that, since Forenzik has a gas mask on, and he has long skinny fingers not fit to use my mouse.

The first image was Happy Appy smiling on a dark red background, with a knife in one hand, and words that say "THAT'S NATURAL CHILDREN". I found out that this one was actually a gif and not a png. I stared at it, and for one frame, Happy had blood on his teeth and knife.

The second image is the only one that does not show something. It is in fact a portion of the song "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” I seriously want to know what the connection is between Napoleon XIV and Happy Appy/Forenzik. Is it that they're both disturbing to listen to? Or is there something else I don’t understand?

The last image is more notable than the rest. It was Forenzik standing behind a black background which has "I'LL FIND YOU" in red. The reason the photo is the most notable is because it shows Forenzik's long pale neck, grey clothes, and his unusual gas mask. It's actually more high-quality than the other photo I took of him, even though the picture's quite bland. However, it doesn't show his filters, which is odd. The notepad file contained another gibberish string.

ADVMETOVPTMTCNZHQMDTTZSME

Why do I keep seeing these gibberish strings? Are they a secret code of some sort that Forenzik wants me to crack?

Oh yes, about the sound clip. It starts with a bunch of ambience that sounds like it would belong in a factory. There was metal banging, steam blowing, all that stuff. It might be possible that it is just some of the distortion. In the background, I heard person walking, kicking over an empty tin can. After this, I heard a voice that sounded like someone beginning to say "Stop!", before it goes to static for the rest of the clip. My best guess of what this sound clip could be is Forenzik killing someone. But looking at the date the file was made, which was on the 12th of July, could this sound file be related to Trestan Yae? I somewhat doubt it, to be honest.

September 12th, 2011

Today was one of the worst days I have ever had. But at the same time, it was also one of the best. You’ll know why later in this post.

It all started when I was coming home after getting late-night groceries on September 11th when I noticed Forenzik was crossing the road to my house. Knowing that he would try to burn down my house again or steal something, I sped up and had the car ram him at full force. I heard a couple of bones breaking, and I knew I must have injured or possibly killed him. So, I grabbed a flashlight and got out of my car, and to my surprise, I couldn't find Forenzik, although he made a trail of blood which pointed to where he went, so I followed the blood.

The trail led me to the nearby forest a couple of miles out of town. I had doubts about this. Forenzik had run off into the woods, and is probably ready to attack me if I go too deep into it. I put those thoughts aside, because I knew I had one thing to do. I had to kill Forenzik in one way or another, so I got my switchblade from the car and went into the forest. The blood stopped at a dirt trail, and a few meters from it was a sign. The letters were faded, but I shined a light on the sign, and it read “John Wilkinson Summer Camp”.

The John Wilkinson Summer Camp was opened in 1996. The owner of the summer camp was, unsurprisingly, John Wilkinson, a 35 year-old man who had a mild case of schizophrenia. For years, it was a very popular summer camp. Kids kept coming to it, with some coming all the way from Maine and the United Kingdom. Unfortunately, in 2004, John Wilkinson's schizophrenia reached a peak, and around 2 in the night, John got an axe, went into the log cabins, and killed 6 children before disappearing into the woods. The summer camp closed down, and the case remains cold to this day.

I went up the dirt road to the summer camp, which was built in a grove. Over the years, the summer camp deteriorated, letting various moss and fungus grow on the rotting wood of the old cabins. I went into A first (just for reference, the cabin series are A (16-18 year-olds), B (13-15 year-olds), C (10-12 year-olds), and D (7-9 year-olds)). It looked like a regular cabin, minus the fact that blood was on the walls, beds were undone, some of the wood was rotting, and there was an axe stuck on the wall. Obviously, since an axe is a better weapon than a switchblade, I took the axe. I went to B, and axed the door down. It was the same as A, minus the axe.

C was the same. Finally, I axed down D's door. As I walked in, I noticed the sound of a generator running. Knowing that this room was different from the rest, I turned the lights on. I wish I hadn’t, because as soon as the old light flickered on, I was horrified at what I had saw. On the walls near the back of the cabin were the mutilated bodies of Kevin Christianson, Trestan Yae, and Miranda, held up by meat hooks. I was completely paralyzed in fear for a minute. My breathing became more rapid, my heartbeat sped up, and I started sweating. Behind me, I heard an all-too-familiar slithering voice with what sounded like an East Coast accent.

“Do ya like my trophies?”

I jumped at the sudden voice and sharply turned around. It was none other than Forenzik, with a dull, rusty butcher knife. He was wearing a black butcher’s robe, heavy winter clothing, and, of course, his 'trademark' gas mask.

“Go on, Gerasim. Go on and take a closer look at mah trophies. Ya know ya wanna, out of ya sick, morbid, but somehow natural curiosity.”

When he said that, I was both horrified and intrigued. Even though I had a paralyzing fear, I walked up slowly to the body of Kevin Christianson. His body had three slice marks on his chest, half of the skin on his face was gone, and various nails were rammed into his body in such graphic ways that I can't mention it. His jaw was positioned to make it look like he was laughing at something. I had to stop Forenzik from killing anymore people in this horrible way. There was a half-broken mirror next to Kevin's body. I picked it up with my shaking hand, and saw Forenzik sitting down a chair, preparing to sharpen the rusty knife with a large grinding wheel.

“So!” Forenzik cheerfully said, “Ya found me at last. Congratulations, Gerasim! Ya deserve an award. Do ya wanna know what it is, hm?”

“What the hell did you do with them?” I yelled. Even though it wasn’t what Forenzik was expecting, it seemed like the only thing I could say to him.

“Well, since ya asked, I, Forenzik F. Forenzik, will tell ya what he did”, Forenzik said as he got up to stretch his arms. “But first, I’ll tell ya the reward. It's a knife to the throat!” He laughed, which turned from a somewhat girly giggle to a psychopathic laugh. After catching his breath, he said "To put a long story short, dey were people who had annoyed me, to a certain extent. First off, Kevin Christianson deserved his natural fate because he kept calling me slow and retarded. I, personally, was offended by that! So, when ya were still watching those ten episodes, I managed to find and kill him. I watched ya enter the house with that photo of Happy Appy in the bushes.” After that, he sat down again, and kept sharpening that knife.

I could barely say “What about Trestan and Miranda?”

“Ugh, don’t mention Trestan Yae. I hate his damn guts. Basically, he was the voice of Happy Appy. I had wondered why they got a teenager to voice Happy Appy, even though I should have done that. It feels natural. Also, he was ruder than Christianson, but not as much as Miranda. So, who told ya about Trestan's death? Was it Jim Forester? Hm, is it?”

I was shocked, but I slowly nodded my head. Forenzik put the now-sharpened knife to one side, and began to sharpen another dull knife. Suddenly, he talked in a rather deadpan voice “Ah, I know he’d tell ya about his death. I mean, ya do report the deaths of the employees of Happy Appy, right?” I slowly nodded my head again. He sighed, and said “Well, I guess that’s okay with me. Tell the world that employees of a once-famous Nickelodeon show are dying!” Forenzik slouched over, and sighed again.

He perked up, and said worriedly “Oh, I got distracted! Finally, there’s Miranda. Well, ya see, Happy Appy didn't kill her with his van in that episode you saw. But, Mean Miranda is one of my favorites, because she was killed off for a while. She was very rude, and kept insulting me, prompting ME TO HIT HER EVERY TIME SHE MADE FUN OF ME, AND, QUITE FRANKLY, SHE DESERVED IT IN THE END!” The sudden tone shift made me jump a little. It didn’t help that he laughed like an absolute maniac.

“Ah, I got distracted again. After the episode, Happy Appy and I killed her, as a natural, beautiful team. Now that I’ve told you their fates, go ahead, get closer to the bodies. Closer! CLOSER!” The tone of Forenzik’s voice at the last ‘closer’ made me jump a bit. Hearing him, a very deadpan serial killer, scream at me like that was shocking. The problem was that I was still paralyzed, so I couldn’t move that great. “Come on, Gerasim. Stop fucking around! You don’t want to end up like they did, right? Just GO AND GET CLOSER TO THE BODIES! NOW, GODDAMNIT!”

And again I jumped. This time, Forenzik jumped out of the chair, and started forcibly pushing me towards Trestan's body. I heard him growling in absolute anger, meaning that Forenzik must be a very impatient man. He was as disfigured as Kevin was. He had the same slice marks, but in the abdomen area. His facial skin was also gone, but was sloppier than Kevin's mutilation. He was also laughing, but it was more forced, like Forenzik dug his hands in his jaw and forced it open. I had one more thing to say to Forenzik before I planned to kill him.

"Um, about that sound file you left on my computer. The one that sounded like it was in a factory. What was that?"

"Oh, it was me killing Trestan. I basically had a recorder on me, because I like to kill people and record their death cries. Don’t ask why, it’s so natural, if you will, to me.” He muttered something that I could barely hear, but it was basically along the lines of “Damn, I need to stop saying natural.” He replied with “Now that you've seen Kevin's and Trestan's bodies, how about ya see Miranda's? It’s the best in my opinion, because she DESERVED HER FATE THE MOST!"

And again, I jumped. This time, however, I moved to her body, just so that I wouldn’t be screamed at by Forenzik again and possibly piss him off so much that he would murder me. Unlike the others, however, she was barely recognizable. Pieces of her flesh and organs had bite marks in them, and her limbs were dismembered. Again, she was laughing, but this time, I couldn’t tell at first. I still had the broken mirror, and noticed Forenzik was slowly holding up the second knife he sharpened in his left hand, to backstab me. Forenzik said “Well, now that you’ve got all of ya questions answered, it’s time for you to go.”

“NO!” I screamed, before taking out the axe and striking his left arm. He laughed in half-agony, half-enjoyment while I chopped it off. After chopping off his arm, I ran out of the house, leaving the axe with him. Outside, I found a can of gasoline. I dumped the gasoline all over the house. When I was finished, Forenzik woke up. Realizing what I was doing, he grabbed the axe I had and a bag full of weapons, and ran off into the woods. I got a match and burned the cabin down. For a moment, it felt very satisfying to destroy Forenzik’s hideout in the same way he destroyed my former house!

September 13th, 2011

The local policemen are, for the most part, assholes. Even though I work for the local police force, when I tried to tell the officers about Forenzik, most of them dismissed the story, saying it never happened. One of the officers, Robert Newport, did believe my story, albeit reluctantly. At least somebody at work believes me! However, due to some money issues, I'm going to take a month-long break from Happy Appy. I expect to return sometime in October.

See you later.

October 19th, 2011

Hey guys! I'm back! I should let you all know that any rumors regarding my break are all false. I didn't see Forenzik during the break, which made my life a whole lot easier. Also, I'll try to find all episodes of Happy Appy. I promise.

-Gerasim

October 21st, 2011

Today, I was going through a flea market, when I realized that I could find a Happy Appy episode in the VHS section. After look through obscure VHS movies, I found a VHS with a rushed label.

“Happy Appy Goes to the Circus”

Since I buy almost anything Happy Appy related, I bought the tape.

After driving home, I got my VHS player and put the tape in, which had some pretty bad deterioration since the episode was recorded. Some parts of the episode taped over with an episode of Blue's Clues, and what wasn’t taped over had very low-quality audio and video. The title is the plot in a nutshell. Happy Appy goes to a traveling circus and helps kids who get hurt. The episode starts out with Happy Appy buying a ticket to see the Banana Brothers' Traveling Circus.

After buying popcorn and a drink, he gets into a seat, and the show begins. Unfortunately, half of the scene is replaced with either the Blue's Clues episode or static, and the show scene was pretty bad anyways. I mean, the show was already low-budget as is, but the show scene was by far the laziest thing on the show’s run. The bulky strings were visible during stunts, the models were very rushed, the camera was unfocused, and someone’s head was visible in a scene.

After the three-minute long scene, it goes to the intermission. Happy Appy throws his trash away when he hears a kid crying. He walks to where he thought the cry came from, and discovers a kid who hit his head on the bleachers. Happy heals him using bandages and an ice pack, and the kid thanks him. Then, Happy Appy realizes that the trapeze act, the Flying Apples, has a missing member. Happy sees this as an opportunity to make him more popular with everyone, especially children. He gets dressed as Aaron Apple (the other four were Abraham, Adam, Andrew, and Auburn), and talks to the rest of the act about how late he was.

They go to the second part of the show, and the first act was, unsurprisingly, the Flying Apples. Less of the scene was replaced with an episode of Blue’s Clues, and it actually was well-made compared to the rest of the circus scenes. It was like they spent almost the entire budget of the circus scenes on the Flying Apples part. After that, it was more badly made circus scenes, although the clown scene made me laugh. It finally reaches the end of the show, where the Banana Brothers congratulate kids for visiting the circus. Later, the Flying Apples meets the Banana Brothers, and the Brothers tell the Flying Apples how well they had done in the trapeze act.

After that, Happy is seen walking out, when he sees a kid get bullied by a bandaged girl. Happy gets closer, and guess who was bullying the kid? Miranda! Miranda tells Happy Appy that she has a knife on her. Unfortunately, the video turns into static, but the audio remains intact. I think the last part being static helped a lot, since I heard Miranda screaming, Happy laughing, and lots of slashing sounds. It went to the credits.

October 23rd, 2011

Today, I am going to try to answer a massive question about Happy Appy. Why DOES Happy Appy murder kids?

Well, to be honest, I might have an answer to the question. You see, after I went to the employee's house where Forenzik was at, I had two ideas. Did Forenzik kill the employee, or is Forenzik THE employee? I think the most likely answer is the latter. Another question arises. Who exactly is Forenzik? Well, I can say a few things about this question. It's not Kevin Christianson, Trestan Yae, or possibly Jim Forester. Also, I can't really confirm Forenzik's identity. You might be saying that the decapitated arm has Forenzik's blood in it, and his fingerprints.

Well, it's not that. You see, I didn’t keep the arm. I made the foolish mistake of leaving it at the summer camp. Even if I did keep it, Forenzik keeps coming back, meaning that there could be a lot of people posing as him. So, what did the last paragraph have to do with the question? Well, Forenzik might have edited the episodes to show those horrifying scenes, which makes sense, because if Forenzik is an employee, he would have access to the props and the tapes. Because of this, more questions arise. 1.Why did Forenzik go crazy? 2.Why are there not a lot of survivors of Happy Appy? 3.How did the studio burn down? Did Forenzik do it?

Here are my guesses to the answers to the questions, and they will change if I get more evidence. 1.This sounds weird, but maybe he's John Wilkinson. This makes sense, actually. John Wilkinson had schizophrenia, and, as you probably all know, killed children at his summer camp. The only problem is that he was chubby, while Forenzik is very skinny. However, things can change. 2.Maybe Forenzik killed them. This seems plausible, because I can say that four people related to Happy Appy died (other than the countless amounts of children). 3.I think Forenzik might have burned the studio down, for reasons I don't know about.

October 24th, 2011

Today, Jim Forester, who is surprisingly still alive, told me the names of more people who helped work on Happy Appy, which puts me a bit closer to who Forenzik could be.

First, there's Tristan Drews, the man who created the last designs of the Happy Appy puppet. After hearing about the string of deaths associated with people who worked on Happy Appy, Tristan went into hiding, and now goes under a different identity. He's still alive. Secondly, there's John Tresti, the man who created the music for Happy Appy. He was a musician who was specialized in keyboards, synthesizers, and producing songs. After releasing his debut album “Hidalgo”, which, to this day, is hard to find, he was called to work on Happy Appy's title theme.

Although some parts of the story of how the theme was made are missing, John basically got five kindergarten students and had the kids sing the Happy Appy lyrics. After that, he made the backing synthesizer track, combined the two, and previewed the result to Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon approved the theme song, and John kept his job, due to Hidalgo being a failure to sell. He's also still alive. Finally, there's John Wilkinson. Yes, I'm not lying. John Wilkinson actually worked on Happy Appy. He wrote three of the episodes for the TV series. I swear, I really think Forenzik isn't John Wilkinson, but because he's schizophrenic, killed people, and worked on Happy Appy does NOT help.

October 25th, 2011

Today, I was sent in the mail a DVD called "Happy Appy's Bonus Features!" However, when I tried to play the disc, it didn’t work at all! The entire video was static, and the audio consisted of five swooshes and a weird voice. I tried to decode the weird noise, and after half an hour of playing with various audio tools, the weird noise turned out to be a kid talking to the listener.

"Don't trust Happy Appy.

He has friends that will murder you.

Never come with him into his van."

October 26th, 2011

Somebody sent me a torrent of the first part of the true Happy Appy Movie. You see, the one I saw was either a fake or a really long episode, because this video seems more fitting.

The movie started up with a different opening. The song playing was the opening song of “2001: A Space Odyssey”. The logo said “Noggin Presents: The Happy Appy Movie”. The first scene of the movie had Happy in his long coat putting a bandage on a cut that was on a girl's arm. “Today I'm scared, Lily.” said Happy. Lily asked why, but Happy just said “He is coming, and no one can stop him.” I wondered who exactly the he Happy mentioned was. Was it Forenzik? Seven other kids came running over, and in the background, policemen were running over to the playground where Happy and the kids were.

For a couple of minutes, multiple policemen were yelling at Happy. Finally, the sheriff came out of a car and said “Stop in the name of the law! I know you have murdered Miranda, Tuck, and Gina!” Happy grabs another needle with green fluids from his long coat and stabs the sheriff in the eye with it, while laughing like a maniac. In response, the cops took out their sidearms and shot Happy to death. His bullet-riddled body fell to the ground, while kids began to walk over and cry over him. The police left, knowing that they finally dealt with Happy.

And the episode just got outright bizarre.

Happy was suddenly revived, and stood up. The kids ran away screaming. Happy took out another knife and started to chase Lily in a POV shot. After 30 seconds, Happy grabbed her and broke her neck. The snap that resulted was cringeworthy enough for me to stop the video for a while. I resumed, and the camera cut to the rest of the kids running away from Happy Appy. Happy got in his van and drove after a little boy. As soon as I saw the boy, I recognized him as Danny from the Camp Aaah intro. Given his significance there, could Danny be the one who Happy was talking about earlier? Anyway, one of the girls yelled “Danny, no!”

Danny picked up a lit cigarette that fell from the sheriff's mouth, gets into the van, and burns Happy's face, leaving a black burn on his left cheek. Happy screams and Danny runs off. It cuts to Happy chasing Danny in his van. Danny opens the door again, climbs into the passenger seat, and tries to distract Happy. Eventually, Happy crashes the van into a tree, and Danny gets thrown out of the van. Happy climbs out of the van and picks a sharp stick off of the ground. It cuts to Danny, waking up and picking up Happy's dropped knife. After that, it cut to black.

I sent a message to the man who made the torrent if he had Part 2. He said yes, and that it would be done on the 27th. I guess I'll just have to wait.

October 27th, 2011

I just finished watching the Happy Appy movie, and it was weird. However, I did find something that will interest you!

It starts with Danny running to a junkyard. He hid in a car, and it cut to a girl in the playground, playing with a tin can. Happy Appy slowly creeped up to her, the girl screams, and he stabbed the girl with the stick. He runs off to get into his van. After driving for a while, he reaches the junkyard.

Happy gets out of his car, and looks around, yelling for Danny. Danny jumps into the car, Happy swears, and Danny runs him over. He jumps out of the car, and the van pushes Happy into a car crusher, and it crushes Happy and the van. A horrifying crushed car cube comes out, with Happy’s skin, ‘blood’, and organs all over the fragments of the van. A woman comes out of the cockpit, and Danny says “Thank you, June!” She says “Thank you for telling me and dad about Happy's rage.” I couldn't take this anymore. I wanted the movie to end now.

I was wrong. Oh, was I wrong.

Another Happy peeks behind an old car and boastfully says “Did you really think that I was going to die like that to a kid? Well, if you thought so, you’re wrong!” The credits start. Because of a video error, I could only make out these names in the credits.

Director – Tristen Yap

Producers - Keith Blue and Joanne Broope

Happy Appy – Trestan Yae

Danny – Ray Bollia

After all of this time, I have found the identity of the director of Happy Appy and/or Forenzik! I'll need to research more about him.

October 31st, 2011

Have a safe and happy Halloween, everyone. Knowing Forenzik, I know I probably won't! Anyways, today I got a package in the mail. Taped to it was an envelope, with a letter inside. The letter read like this.

“To Mr. Yakovlev,

During a recent investigation of Kevin Christianson's house, I found a damaged journal that seems to be related to the show your blog is talking about. I hope it will help you find out more information about 'Happy Appy'.

Sincerely,

Officer Robert Newport”

I opened the package, and inside was a 70-page notebook. However, most of the pages had been torn out. Here are the entries in chronological order.

“February 9th, 1999

I finally got a job at Nickelodeon yesterday! So far, I have been put on a possible Nickelodeon project that is still in pre-production as I write this entry. I will write more soon.”'

“February 25th, 1999

I've been put out of the project to work on Rugrats. The plot of the planned show, which was called “Attack of the Killer Apples”, was a rip-off of the movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. The problem was that almost no one liked the idea, including me.”

“March 1st, 1999

Guess what? I've heard that the apple show is going to see the light of day! The man who's going to help produce for the show, Keith Blue, did some Claymation commercials for Noggin. Since they're some of the most popular commercials on Noggin, the creator asked that he should work on the show."

“March 11th, 1999

I overheard a rumor that we're filming at the old stage where Double Dare was being filmed."

“March 23rd, 1999

I want to leave this project now.

You see, today, I was eating lunch when I saw some sick fucker dragging in Happy's voice actor, Trestan, who was in his late teens, and had a pretty deep voice. We started filming tests like Happy in his van and practicing lines. The guy who dragged Trestan in shouted action. A weird country song started playing on the radio in the van. I shouted to the guy who shouted action and dragged Trestan “What the fuck did you do to Trestan?” He just jumped over a coffee table and (rest of page and every page except the last is torn off)”

“January 2nd, 2011

Today, I remembered two things about Happy Appy today, the show's original air dates and some facts.

The air dates were

Nick Jr/Noggin: April 26th, 1999 – June 3rd, 1999

Pre-TV (UK channel): May 16th, 1999 – March 31st, 2000

Brazil (I don't know where in Brazil): November 30th, 1999 – February 1st, 2000.

The facts are: 1.Happy Appy had a scrapped DVD release. 2.The director was tall and mid-weight. 3.He went by the name "Fred"."

So it turns out that Tristen Yap isn't the director. I'm still wondering about who the director is, though.

November 1st, 2011

I finally did it. I killed Forenzik, and found a shocking discovery. Well, I think I have.

You see, I was driving home at midnight when I saw Forenzik running away from Jim's house. Knowing that he might have grazed, injured, or even killed Jim, I parked my car on the sidewalk and ran into Jim's house with my switchblade. I looked all around the house, except for the basement, but I couldn't find Jim or Forenzik. During this, I took a Winchester shotgun from his living room, just so that I could better arm myself. After checking all around his house, I went into his basement.

I saw what looked like Jim's bleeding body sitting on the floor of the basement. I ran to him, thinking that he was dead. However, he wasn't, and said “Oh jesus, Gerasim! Don’t scare me like that!” I said “Sorry, Jim. Did you know that F-” Jim interrupted me with “Yeah, I know what’s going on! Forenzik or whoever the hell he is has broken into my house! That's why I stained my best clothes with ketchup!” I heard Forenzik open the door, and I loaded the Winchester. After telling Jim that I’d be back soon, I ran up the stairs, cornered Forenzik, and shot him in the chest.

For a second, I thought that I had finally killed him. However, someone looking just like him jumped behind me and tried to stab the back of my head with a knife. I shot him in the chest like the other Forenzik. I thought I had killed them both, but the second Forenzik tried to make a run for it. However, his injuries made him collapse before he could run out of the house. I went into the cellar and called the police, before I noticed that the first Forenzik was missing. When I went back to the cellar to see Jim again, I found a USB drive lying on a bookshelf, and I took it.

When I told Jim about the USB drive and where it came from, he said “That’s odd. I certainly don’t remember owning a USB drive like that. I seriously wonder what’s in it.” After a long wait, the police arrived. Thankfully, Newport believed me when I told him about what happened. I'm just going to say this, but I'm honestly starting to feel like he believes me! I got home and put the USB Drive in my computer. It only had one file called “Instructions”, which was just a minute long video of one of the Forenziks saying “In your pillow will be” over and over. In your pillow will be what? I opened my pillow, and inside, I found a random switchblade, my wallet, which was missing a $20 dollar bill I had put in there, and a DVD saying “Happy Appy Complete Series” with a label saying Season 1 was on it, as well as Season 2.

At first, all I could say was “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?” I could understand Season 1 clear as day, but who made Season 2 (and even if the episodes of Season 2 were on there, Happy and the Rhubears was almost complete, and Camp Aaah! was only 15% complete)? Could someone have made more episodes that toned down the violence? Or did someone make even darker episodes? Better yet, who made these? Jim? Kevin? Or maybe it’s Forenzik? It has to be Forenzik. But now, I don't even know. I'm only watching the episodes just because they’re Happy Appy.

Second Post

Today, I talked to Jim about the DVD. His response was “Well, that’s very odd. I mean, who in their right mind would make two more seasons to that show?” He added that he wanted to see the new season as well, so tomorrow, we’re gonna go through and see the missing episodes of Season 1, as well as Season 2. Also, another interview was uploaded by the same man. This time, it was an interview with Trestan Yae.

Interviewer: Trestan Yae?

TY: That's me.

Interviewer: How old were you when Fright House Screamers was around?

TY: 15.

Interviewer: What happened when you did Happy's voice on the first day?

TY: When I recorded my lines on the first two minisodes called “Happy's Vacation” and “Hurt Happy”, I did notice some odd things with the script for those episodes. In Hurt Happy, he ate an apple, which was weird, considering he was, well, an apple.

Interviewer: What was the worst thing that happened to you when you were on the show?

TY: I don't like to discuss with people about it, but here it goes. I was once dragged into the studios by a tall man holding a rope, which was tied around my feet. After an argument, we filmed the episodes.

Interviewer: That's just horrifying, to say the least. Do you know who dragged you in?

TY: I actually don't remember. The only thing I know about the man was that he was taller than most of us.

November 2nd, 2011

This will be the first of three posts detailing Jim and I viewing the contents of the DVD. Even though we are watching the disc, I still can't get over the fact that there's another season of Happy Appy. I really can't. As soon as the DVD loaded, we saw that it had a freeware DVD burner menu. Obviously, Forenzik or whoever had made the disc did it as cheap as possible. I went to the episode selection and looked through the episodes for Season 1, in case there were any that I missed. The two distorted episodes for Season 1 were actually watchable, and were called:

Happy at the Fruit Olympics/Nate Needs Help!

Happy in Space/Mean Miranda

I pressed next and found the entire episode list for Season 2:

Happy Meets the Rhubears/Camp Aaah!

Happy and the Oranges/Happy's Van Breaks

Lighter/Happy and Blackberry

Napoleon, the Big Help/Nuxik

Rose of Blood 'n Bones/Can of Kill

Jar of Hate/Happy's Rising

Happy Kills Benny/Miranda Lives

Miranda Dies (there's no second episode for some reason)

Napoleon, a Bigger Help/Meaner

Happy Appy's Christmas/Happy's House

Napoleon, the Biggest Help/Danny's Love

Happy Fest/Happy Rots in Hell

Epilogue

Judging from the names, we could only guess that Forenzik made these. But who is he?

I played Happy at the Fruit Olympics, since that was one of two episodes of Season 1 I didn't watch. It began with Happy Appy saying "Hey kids! The Fruit Olympics begin today!" and watches the TV. It zooms to the TV, and shows a recreation of the Olympic torch relay, but with fruit. After the torch holder (an apple) lights the Olympic Flame, the games begin. It's a cheesy compilation of sports played in the Olympics, but with fruit. It reminded me of the Circus episode's Act 1 scene, but visually a lot better. Happy turns to the camera and says "Hey kids! The 2000 Olympics begin in a year! You should go see it!" and the episode ends. When it ended, Jim told me that he actually remembered helping film the episode, and even did a few of the puppets with Kevin Christianson and Tristan Drews.

Happy in Space was next, and it was horrific. It starts out with Happy Appy sneaking on the Space Shuttle, and turns to the camera and says "Hey kids! Your old pal, Happy Appy, is going into space today!" and waits. The shuttle docks at a look-alike of the International Space Station. After all the astronauts leave, Happy sneaks out of the shuttle, and is seen floating in air. He says "Did you know that in outer space, there is no gravity, meaning you float in mid-air?” He puts on a spacesuit and goes out of the ‘ISS’. An astronaut is working on a broken part the station.

Happy says "In space, no one can hear you talk, or scream for that matter!" and stabs the astronaut. We see him float off into space for around a minute. After this, Happy goes back in, and find out that the shuttle is about to leave. Happy jumps in the Space Shuttle. The Space Shuttle begins to enter the atmosphere. Happy turns to the camera, says "Hey kids! Watch this magic trick!", and sets a man on fire. Very quickly, the shuttle starts to catch on fire. We see Happy Appy give a death smile as the shuttle is engulfed in flames. Happy jumps out before he gets burned, and lands in snow. He says "Hey kids! One day, you will see something like this on TV!" Behind him, the shuttle was breaking up into small pieces. The credits rolled.

I played Happy Meets the Rhubears/Camp Aaah! It starts with the intro, which is now an acoustic version of the intro. It begins with Happy Appy walking in the playground, with his injuries. He sees the green Rhubear running around, and Happy says “Hey, Mr. Teddy!” and the Rhubear doesn't respond. Happy says “Mr. Teddy, let's go find some kids to heal!” and the Rhubear nods his head. They hear crying coming from the swings. Happy and the Rhubear walk over to a kid who hit his head on the part of the swings that you sit on. Happy gets out some bandages and heals the kid. They hear a car ram into another. Happy turns around, and sees a long limousine crashing into a van, which wasn’t Happy’s. A man exits the car, and it turns out to be Aphex Twin himself.

He starts doing the dance with the umbrella, but it was just stock footage from Windowlicker hastily put together. Happy and the Rhubear walk up to him, and Happy says “Hey, who are you?” and Aphex says “My name’s Richard!” and Happy says “Let's go find some children to heal!” and Aphex says “Sure!” The rest of the episode is just them healing children who injure themselves on various parts of the playground. When we first saw this episode, it was so tame for a Halloween special that I thought it was a Season 1 episode mislabeled as a Season 2 episode. Also, I told Jim “Why was the episode “Happy and the Rhubears” if only the green one is present?” He said that there would have been all three, but they didn’t have enough money to get the others.

We saw Camp Aaah. It starts with the intro, which was that CSI-like intro featuring the main characters, Happy, Napoleon (who could be Forenzik) and Danny from the TV Movie. Why was the acoustic version used once? It starts with Happy driving his van, saying “Who's ready for a camping trip?” with two girls in the passenger seats cheering. After driving for a while, Happy Appy parks in the camp, sets the wash cloth, and sits on it next to the girls. After staring at the sky for a few seconds, the beach jock apple appears. Happy says “Move it, ladies” and it's much clearer this time. Suddenly, some sort of quality shift happened. Happy's voice was different, the girls looked different, and so did the bully.

It was almost like another person picked up where Nick left off and did a horrible job at it. Anyways, the beach bully apple says “Don't go on the beach!” and Happy says “Why?” and the other apple says “Because I said so!” and pushes Happy out of the way. Happy decides to go up the trail to the beach. What he finds are a bunch of children playing on the beach, and one is poking at something out of view with a stick. It turns to the object, which is Miranda's body. Happy screams “STOP DOING THAT!” and brings out a knife. The next shot is the girls still sitting on the wash cloth, when they hear children screaming. One of the girls says “What happened?” and the other one says “Let's go find out!”

The two girls go to the beach, but what they find are a bunch of children's bodies in one horrifying pile. On the top of the pile was a bloodstained Happy Appy with a knife. He turns around with a death smile and says “Hey girls, I have a present for you! Come over here!” and they both walk over, and it cuts to the same place with the wash cloths, now with both the girls screaming. The episode ends with Happy Appy dragging some children back into his van, and driving off, with this narration.

“And that, my friends, is how Camp Aaah got its name, from Happy Appy himself!”

Interestingly, there was whispering during the credits of the episode. They were very brief;

"July 20th. December 14th."

We had no idea what these dates meant. Were they supposed to be related to the seasons of the show?

I played the episode Happy and the Oranges. It starts with the same old intro of Happy Appy dancing, and it cuts to Happy killing the beach jock apple. This episode must have taken place after Camp Aaah! We see Happy Appy walking around the playground, with children at play. Happy sees something to the right. He sees two puppets that were oranges sitting on a bench. Happy walks to the bench and says “Hey, who are you?” and the oranges said “We're the Oranges!” and Happy said “Well, I'm Happy Appy!” and the oranges screamed and ran off. Happy shouts “Every goddamn time!” and goes into his van.

He goes to the Oranges' house in the middle of the night. The first Orange is watching TV, while the second Orange is reading a book. The second Orange says “Hey, Oscar.” He replies with “What, Octavius?” and Octavius Orange asks “Did you know that no words rhyme with Orange?” Oscar Orange says “Oh, really?” Octavius Orange finishes with “Yeah. You know what? I'm going to go to bed. Running from Happy tired me out!” and Oscar Orange nods, and continues to watch TV.

Happy Appy jumps into the roof of their house, with an orange peeler in his right hand. He whispers “Hey kids, let's go skin the Oranges!” and Happy climbs down the ladder to where Octavius Orange is, and peels his skin. After that, he puts Octavius Orange in a vise, and starts turning the crank, and Octavius gets squeezed and orange juice comes out of him, replacing blood. After that, Oscar Orange knocks on the door, and Happy jumps into the ceiling. When Oscar Orange opens the door and turns on the light, he sees Octavius Orange's body, and screams. Happy Appy comes down from the ceiling, and peels and vises him in the same way as Oscar Orange, and the episode ends.

Lighter’s premise was about Happy finding a Zippo lighter lying around on the playground. It starts with the regular old intro, but with the acoustic version. Why the acoustic version this time? It cuts to Happy walking on the playground. I have a question. If Happy kills a lot of children, why don't the children notice him instantly, or the parents? Happy stops, and picks up a lighter. He says “Hey kids, look what Happy found!” It cuts to Happy turning on the lighter. He says “Today, we're going to learn about fire!” We know what was most likely going to happen. Happy burns down houses and sets children on fire.

Happy Appy walks over to a living worm. He exclaims “Fire can give people burns, and in some cases, can kill them, like this worm!” He set the worm on fire, and you can see its body turn into ashes. Happy said “Magnifying glasses can also set small insects on fire!” before walking over to a kid. The kid didn't recognize him, and Happy turned on the lighter, and set the kid on fire. The kid tried to stop, drop, and roll, but it was too late. Happy said “Let's go find a house to burn!” and Happy walks over to a house on a boardwalk and burns it down. The fire spreads, and the entire boardwalk catches on fire. The rest of the episode after that was Happy watching the place burn to the ground. At the end, he says in his cheerful voice “That was fun! You know, you should do just that to make me proud!” Jim said in a smug tone “Sure, let’s totally follow an apple’s words and burn shit down.”

I played Happy and the Blackberry, which was 2 minutes short of a normal episode of Happy Appy. It starts out with a giant angry blackberry puppet saying "Hey, my name's Derry Berry, and I hate Happy Appy!" Derry runs toward Happy, who is putting medical tapes and cotton on a kid's bloody gash near his wrist. Happy turns around holding scissors and Derry accidentally runs into them. Happy says “Remember kids, always look where you're going or you'll get a boo-boo!” Derry pulls himself off the scissors and tries to eat Happy. Happy pushes him off, and stabs Derry in the eye with a scalpel. Derry screams, and blackberry juice comes out of his eye. Happy grabs a rusty saw and slowly hacks him in two. The rest of the episode is Derry's body being ripped apart.

I played Napoleon, the Big Help. It began with Happy trying to kill June (just to clarify this, June is Danny's mother). He is struggling to kill her with the same saw he used to kill Derry Berry with, while June is trying to stab him in the face with a knife. Happy says “Master, master, please come help me!" and Forenzik, in all of his 'glory' walks in slowly, and says "Yes, Happy Appy?" Happy says "This woman is trying to kill me!" Forenzik says "Let me help!" and Forenzik stabs June in the back, weakening her.

The rest of the episode was basically a snuff film, recorded on a low-quality home camera. What Forenzik did on camera to June was absolutely horrifying, so I’ll be quick on what Forenzik did to her. First, he cut off her arms with a scimitar knife slowly and painfully. After that, he proceeds to cut off her legs with the same cleaver, and starts skinning her. After minutes of skinning, she dies, and Forenzik cheerfully says “Oh no!” He opens her guts out, and starts eating them. After 20 hard-to-watch minutes, he finally stops. Thank god. After that horrifying scene, Danny from the TV movie comes in crying and sets Happy on fire.

Forenzik threatens to kill Danny, he runs off-screen, and Forenzik walks out with the scimitar knife. Finally, the Happy Appy model melts, ending the episode. Jim’s reaction was, and I quote, “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?” I had the same reaction, but in a quieter voice. We had a lot of questions about this episode. Why was Forenzik in it? Did Forenzik make the episode, or did one of his friends? For that matter, did Forenzik really make the episodes? I don't know. And we really didn’t want to know.

I played Nuxik, which was actually called Happy Goes Bonkers. It starts out with a girl forming Happy into his normal shape, but drops a garrote wire next to Happy. Happy grabs the wire and kills her off-screen with it. After that, he says "Hey kids! I'm going to kill Danny!” The rest of the episode is Happy Appy going around, using disguises to try to kill Danny. They include the spacesuit from Happy in Space, the costume in Happy Appy Goes to the Circus, and Octavius Orange and Derry Berry's skin. Somehow, Danny finds out that Happy is trying to kill him. After the 5th attempt, Happy, like the title says, goes bonkers. He rants to the camera at how he never has his way. After 5 minutes of ranting, he stares at the camera motionlessly, and the episode ends.

I said to Jim that we would watch the next third tomorrow, and so I left. The thing is though, as I left, I swear I saw Forenzik walking up the street, but it was so dark that it could have been someone else.

November 3rd, 2011

Welcome to the second part of the Happy Appy Episode Watching posts.

In Rose of Blood 'n Bones, we see Happy Appy painting a picture with red paint. The picture is of a rose in a playground. It was innocent enough, until we see Happy Appy run out of red paint. He says "Damn it! Oh, whoops! Hey kids, let's go find some red paint and white sticks!" We see Happy go out of his van and lure in two kids, and we see him mutilate them off screen. It cuts to Happy painting the same picture, but we now see him with more ‘red paint’ and ‘white sticks’ as the stalk of the rose. After a minute, he is done. He shows the result, and says "My masterpiece is complete. I call it “The Rose of Blood ‘n Bones". Hey kids, you too can make a painting using body parts and blood! If you make one, send it in to me and I will give you a prize!" but it cut off before the address was shown.

In Can of Kill, we see Happy cleaning out some large tin cans, and working on mechanics in his van. After a few minutes, Happy notices the camera, and says "Hey kids, I'm working on my can contraption!" and goes back to working on the can. It cuts to a tin can in the middle of the playground that has the note "OPEN ME!" on it. Happy comes from the left and says "Whenever someone opens the can of kill, a spray bottle pops out, and sprays the kid with poison! This is my best invention ever, and it should get me a Nobel Prize. Well, mostly for peace!” While he is talking his mouth off, we see a kid named Quincy open the can, gets hit with some sort of poisonous gas, and gets knocked out. Happy notices Quincy's body and says "Hey, it works! You too can make a can of kill! All you need to do is send 5 dollars to this address and you can wipe out anyone that hates you!" and an address was listed. Before the credits, Happy takes Quincy's body to the van.

I played Jar of Hate. Happy is sitting in his van when he says "Hello kids! Do you want to see my jar of hate?" A kid walks up to him and says "Happy, hate is a strong word!" In response, Happy says "Shoo, Jacob!" and pushes him away. Happy proceeds to writes Jacob's name on a blank scrap of paper, and puts it into a jar of names. Happy says "My jar of hate has the names of people I will kill! Let's see who's going to be the lucky ones!" He empties the jar, and picks out three names. Happy says "The people I will kill are Jacob, Miranda, and Danny!" He sneaks behind Jacob with the cleaver from Big Help, jumps behind him, and the credits roll, while you can hear Jacob being killed in the background and Forenzik screaming "STAND STILL!"

I played Happy's Rising. It starts with Happy healing a kid using a bandage, but he says “Hey kids, want to come have fun with me and Benny?” Everyone, including Benny, comes running into Happy Appy's van. However, to trick Happy Appy, Benny leaves quickly and silently. It shows Happy with a hand grenade and he says “Want to see a cool trick?” Of course, the children shout yes. Happy throws a smoke bomb, drops the grenade, and gets out of the van. We see a child scream as the van explodes into a thousand pieces. The scene is very realistic, with body parts everywhere. Happy polishes a toe, puts it in a jar, and puts the jar in a mysterious brown bag which has been in the background since the Blackberry episode for whatever reason. Benny runs over to Danny, who is playing with a girl. Benny says "Happy tried to kill me!" and Danny says "Well, at least you’re safe with me here." and the episode ends.

I played Happy Kills Benny. It starts out with Benny playing at the playground, but he notices Happy and his new van, which was all black this time around. He says to his parents that he wants to go home because someone is staring at him funny. His parents look at the area Happy was, but he is not there. They said "No one's there, though." and Benny calms down. Benny sees Happy again, and Benny runs towards his parents. He says that Happy is stalking him, and the parents see Happy, but he's helping a kid. The parents say that Happy's just helping a kid. Later, Benny finds a 25 dollar bill. He picks it up, but Happy stabs him. Happy drags the body into his van, and it cut to the credits, with a brutal murder being played. Jim found it very ironic that Danny said that Benny was safe with him, but in this episode, he dies.

Miranda Lives starts playing. It starts out with a piano version of the song sung by 3 of the 5 original kindergarteners (they were in first or second grade when the episode premiered). The intro showed clips from Happy and the Oranges, Happy Kills Benny, Camp Aaah, and two other episodes I hadn't seen yet. It began with Miranda's body on the beach. We see another kid poke it with a stick, but Miranda mysteriously awakens, screaming loudly. She says "Happy Appy is going to pay for what he has done!" and runs towards the playground. We see Happy Appy working on another portrait of a rose, with several more nearby. Miranda throws open the van’s sliding door and screams "Happy Appy, I am going to kill you RIGHT NOW!" and Happy says "Fine, do it. Kill me! Just try! You'll just get the wrath of my Master!" The episode ends.

Miranda Dies began. Miranda gets a knife and stabs Happy's arm, pinning him to the wall. Happy screams in pain and Miranda says "I finally have you in my grasp! Now, I will do what I have wanted for so long." Happy smugly says "What's that?" Miranda says "KILL YOU!" Suddenly, a shadowy figure looms over Miranda. It was none other than – guess who? - Forenzik. He coldly says "The only murder that will happen today is yours." Miranda screams and tries to stab Forenzik, but he slams her down on the table Happy uses to cut up kids. At this point, it’s quite clear that whoever worked on this episode used an obvious stunt double for Miranda, as her skin and hair were darker. Forenzik brings out the scimitar knife, and begins cutting her open. She screams in horror, and as soon as she screams, he’s irritated. To stop her screaming, Forenzik gets a random piece of wood on the floor and shoves it in her mouth, silencing her.

Forenzik opens her up, and starts cutting organs out, eating parts of them in the progress. By this point, Jim turned the TV off, and decided to take a break. We really had to. A couple hours later, he went back to the video, and we were greeted by more sickening scenes, which I will describe briefly. To put it in a nutshell, there’s cannibalism, necrophilia, limb dismemberment, and skinning. Yeah, now you know why I didn’t put it in detail. After that, Forenzik turns to the camera, smiling, holding a chunk of Miranda's brain. The episode ends. That's it. Jim and I can't do any more episodes. From here, they're just going to get more fucking sickening. I can't do it, and yet I feel some strange wish to watch the rest. Alright, we'll watch the rest tomorrow. But after that, I'm destroying the DVD.

November 4th, 2011

Welcome to the final post of the Happy Appy Season 2 posts.

I started Napoleon, a Bigger Help. Well, that's just great. The last thing we saw yesterday was a snuff film, and the first thing I see today is possibly another! Oh well. It starts out with Happy saying "Hey kids, last week was fun, killing Miranda with my best pal. Hey, come over here!" and Forenzik walks into view, saying "Yes, Happy?" Happy says "You know, we've killed women, but we haven't done any children yet." Forenzik gasps like a fangirl, and says "Oh, you're right, Happy! Let's kill someone!" Oh god. I can't take it anymore.

They find a child skipping some pebbles at a lake. Happy’s van comes into view, and the kid flings a pebble at it, leaving a mark on the driver’s side window. Happy gets mad at the kid, so he shoves him in a burlap sack, and goes into his van. Inside, Forenzik murders the kid, while Happy sits in view. What happened was absolutely horrifying that I can't say what happened in detail. I’ll just say that by the end, the kid only had half of his skin, his skeleton, and chunks of organs left. And, like the Miranda scene, you know why I didn’t post what happened. And before you say that I should know Forenzik's identity by now, I should mention that during his snuff films, he wears a ski mask instead of his gas mask. In fact, it's the same ski mask Napoleon wears in the CSI-style Happy Appy intro.

Meaner played. It picks right off after Happy Goes Bonkers, where Happy is in his van polishing his cleaver and cleaning the body parts of children. The corpse of the girl he sliced with the garrote wakes up, and both the girl and Happy scream. Happy injects the girl with some of the green fluids he used on the kid in Happy the Doctor, and proceeds to mutilate her off-screen. After Happy is done, he is heard chopping the girl's head off with the cleaver. Happy leaves his van with the knife and says “That was fun! Hey, killing is a fun thing to do! You can do it at home if your mommy and daddy allow you to. If they don't, which will probably happen, do it anyways, because I, Happy Appy, say so!” and the credits roll.

In Happy Appy's Christmas, we see Happy Appy drive to the playground in his van, but the van is all decked out in Christmas lights and decorations. Happy exits out the side door and says “MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHILDREN!” and gives presents to the children. We see one of the kids open his present, and it is a juice box. In fact, all the presents are juice boxes. We see the children drink them, except for one kid. It was Danny! All of a sudden, we see all the children collapse. When I first saw this, I thought he had done a Jim Jones and put poison in the juice boxes. But Happy says “Looks like my knockout drink worked!” and we see Danny run away, and he looks at Happy taking all the kids to his van. We see Happy Appy drive off, screaming “MERRY CHRISTMAS DANNY!” and Danny runs down the road, with some gravel, and throws them at the bumper of Happy's Van. Happy swerves, but keeps driving. Danny stomps on the ground and screams “I HATE YOU, HAPPY!” and the episode ends. Happy's House played. We see a nice looking house, with Happy Appy standing in front of it. Happy says "Hey kids! Who wants to see my house?" and walks inside. We get a tour of Happy's house. For the first half, it seemed like a normal house. Suddenly, Happy says "Now for the main highlight of the tour. Are you ready to see my  basement?" He goes outside and opens the cellar door. We see a dark room. Happy flicks on the light switch, and we see the basement, full of body parts. On the walls were dry splatters of blood, and skin stretched to look like bear rugs. On the various tables were jars of body parts. There was one table covered in a cloth with a humanoid figure under it. Happy says "Hey kids! Do you like my workshop?", and goes to the table. He says "Well kids, here's my magnum opus under this cloth." He unravels the cloth, and what's under it is a statue of a human, made of human parts. It's unfinished, to say the least. Happy has yet to add the organs and the rest of the skin. Happy says "Hey kids, you should make a statue like mine!" and the credits roll. Jim mocked Happy's ideas as he did when we watched Lighter.

Napoleon, the Biggest Help played. Great, another snuff film, I thought, and seeing the list of episodes, hopefully the last. In this episode, Happy is seen putting organs into his statue. He puts a stomach, heart, and ribs in, but finds out he has no intestines. Happy screams for Forenzik. Forenzik comes over, and Happy says "Forenzik, could you please find me some intestines, preferably adult ones?" Forenzik nods, and goes out. We see Forenzik go into Danny's house, where he and his father are crying over the death of June. Danny notices Forenzik, and screams. Danny's dad rushes over, and Danny runs away. Forenzik slashes the dad's throat, and drags him out the door. Forenzik says "You are very lucky I haven't killed you yet, Danny" and takes Danny's dad to Happy's house.

Forenzik cuts open Danny's dad's stomach, and mutilates him to no end. Happy cheers Forenzik on, while Forenzik throws Happy Appy body parts like a bear throwing chunks of flesh to her cubs. After probably one of the less brutal snuff scenes, when compared to Miranda and the kid, we see Happy cheerfully place the intestines in the statue, and the episode ends. Jim couldn’t take this anymore. If we see another snuff film, I am so going to destroy the disc.

We played Danny's Love. We see Danny kissing the girl from a few episodes back, and Danny says "I love you, Jenny!" Happy notices Jenny from the bushes. He says "Hey kids! Who wants to see a relationship end?" Jenny goes near the road. She notices that a limo is there which looks like the one Aphex rode in “Happy Meets the Rhubears”. Excited for whatever reason, she knocks on the window. A man in shades, who looks a lot like John Wilkinson, rolls down the window. She says "Hey mister, you have a nice car!" He smiles, and says "Thanks!" Suddenly, Happy opens the door, and grabs Jenny. We see the limo drive away. Danny sees the limo drive away with Jenny. Danny screams, and cries for the last 5 minutes of the episode.

Finally, Happy Fest/Happy Rots in Hell were up.

In Happy Fest, we see Happy discuss plans in the camera. He says "Hey kids! I have an idea that will change the world! I will make everyone happy!" and brings out a knife. I knew what he was going to do. He was going to carve smiles into people's mouths. He got out of his van, and said "Hey kids! Who wants to smile, even when they're sad?" and all the children, which there were around five, come running into Happy's van. Happy locks the doors, does a death smile, holds up a knife, and we see the outside of the van, where children are screaming and Happy Appy laughing. After that, Happy opens the van door and climbs out. In the background, you could see a kid's body whose mouth had been stretched like Kuchisake-onna, but in a smile. Happy says "If you make everyone smile, the entire world will be a better place!" and the credits roll.

Finally, Happy Rots in Hell was up. I couldn't believe it. It was the end (well, minus the epilogue), and we couldn't feel any better. This is actually our favorite episode. Just guess why. In Happy Rots in Hell, Happy drives to an old house where Danny is hiding. We see Danny holding a knife, while another girl is with him holding keys. Danny says "I hope Happy doesn't come here, Abigail". We see Happy Appy knock down the door with brute force. Abby says "I'm going to go downstairs and open the door to the basement." Danny says "Okay, Abby, but if Happy hears or sees you, call for me." Abby walks downstairs, trying not to make a noise, gets the keys, and tries to unlock the door.

The jangling of keys alerts Happy. He creepily says "I hear you!" before running over to try to kill Abby. She unlocks the door and gets in the room right before Happy could reach her. She locks the door, and Happy shouts "Don't think you can hide forever, Abby!" before running. A revving of a chainsaw is heard, and Happy is seen trying to chainsaw down the door. Danny shouts "GET ME, INSTEAD!" and Happy says "Oh, goody! You’re much more important than her!" It cuts to a POV shot of Happy Appy trying to slice Danny with the chainsaw.

Danny runs into the stairwell room. Abby locks the door again, and the two run down the hall, as Happy tries to saw down the door. Abby finds out that there's a door to the basement, so she tries to unlock it, when Happy breaks through the door. He runs toward them, but Abigail unlocks and opens the door, and slams it in Happy's face. We see the basement, which is a bunch of pipes and a random chest. Danny opens the chest, and finds a knife and a revolver with 6 bullets.

Danny tells Abby to get out using some stairs to the side. She does, and Happy breaks through the door. He charges at Danny with the chainsaw, making Danny jump out of the way. Danny fires the revolver once, but misses hitting Happy. The chainsaw gets stuck in the wall, and Happy pulls it out, forcing him back and having him dodge 2 more bullets. Danny fires the rest of the bullets, and one hits Happy. He screams, and pushes Danny down. Happy grabs his chainsaw, and shouts "Now I will have my revenge!" Danny rolls out just as Happy Appy forces the chainsaw into the ground. He pulls it out, and notices that Danny is going after the chest. He charges at him, but Danny grabs the knife and throws it at Happy. Happy dodges it, and the knife hits a gas pipe. Gas sprays everywhere, and Happy rushes to clog up the pipe with a cloth. He stops the leak, but the room is covered in gas. Danny finds a box of matches, and lights one. He mocks Happy, and turns around. Happy says "You wouldn't dare." Danny says "Oh yes, I do dare."

Happy tries to slice Danny, but Danny dodges, and drops the match on gas, which ignites all the gas, burning Happy. Danny gets out of the basement in time, somehow not getting burned. Happy notices that there are some explosive chemicals to the side. He says "Oh no! It looks like this is the end for ol-" before it cuts to the house, where it explodes and collapses, due to the foundations being blown by the explosive chemicals. We see a camera pan to the destroyed basement, where Happy's melted, crushed body lays. Abby is crying nearby, while Danny is trying to comfort her. Suddenly, Forenzik grabs both of them, and coldly says "You have killed my creation. Now I shall do the same to you two!"

Finally, I played the Epilogue.

It starts out with someone playing Gloomy Sunday by Rezso Seress, while it shows clips from all the episodes in its intro, minus the snuff ones, albeit in black and white. It cuts to a man typing on a typewriter on his desk with the crushed Appy at its side. The paper the man is typing on seems to be about Happy Appy. A subtitle appears that says "Portrayed by an actor". A narrator talks over this scene.

"It looks like the evil rampage of Happy Appy has come to a close. Although he had died, his unfortunate impact on the world lives on. The many people who died on that show did it so the sick man who directed the show could see his true vision, a snuff TV show. Where the director is, I have no idea, but I think everybody would like to think that he died in a gruesome way."

But the man turns his face to the camera.

"You'd think he had died. But, although Happy is long dead, the director lives on, and somewhere in the world, he is making private home movies, which continue the horrible story of Happy Appy. But, you might be wondering one thing. Why did Happy Appy go so bad? We might never know until the director comes out and reveals why he made Happy kill all these people."

We see the director slowly fix Happy's puppet with clay model utensils.

"Somewhere in the world, the director is slowly rebuilding Happy's clay model, damaged in the series finale of Happy Appy. And if the director rebuilds Happy's clay model, who knows who might be killed next. It could be a celebrity's child. It could be the president's child. It could be any child. We can only say two things. The director is alive, and he might be killing someone. I hope someone will kill the director, Freddrick Gorgote."

It cuts to Happy's rebuilt model. The director adds a knife, it cuts to black, and a scream is heard.

"I hope someone will kill Forenzik."

The credits rolled. And now we knew who Forenzik is. He is the director who made this show, Freddrick Gorgote. As the disc ended, Jim said “Well, at least that’s over, and we know who Forenzik is.” He gave the disc to me, and said “Keep this. Even though I want this destroyed, keep it so that you can learn more about how these episodes were made.” I said okay, and I left his house to tell you about the last episodes. However, I didn't tell Jim something personal about me and Freddrick.

It's slightly awkward.

Freddrick happens to be my step-brother. A long time ago, before I was born, my mother had a non-sexual relationship with Freddrick's father, Kristoffer. Keep in mind that he had divorced his former wife, Rosa, who had left with their children, Johnny, Freddrick, and Sharon. They lived peacefully for a while... until Freddrick found out that Kristoffer had murdered a man in the late 1960s and escaped from an insane asylum. Once Kristoffer was sent back to jail, my mother began to date my father, Georgi, and Freddrick went to live with Johnny.

I know this may come off as a surprise, but if I had known about Forenzik's true identity earlier, I would have told the entire story. Hopefully, if I ever get the chance, I'll explain more about Freddrick and my family. Oh, and I remade the episode list. I guessed on where Hospital Doctor was (it's not Happy the Doctor)

Season 1 1.Happy's Vacation/Hurt Happy 2.Monkey Bar Mishap/Happy Goes to School 3.Happy at the Fruit Olympics/Nate Needs Help 4.Never Run with Knives/Happy Fixes Kids 5.Happy Fixes Kids, Part 2/Happy Fixes Kids, Part 3 6.The Towers 7.Happy the Doctor 8.Happy in Space/Mean Miranda 9.Happy Appy Goes to the Circus (?) 10.Happy's Trick/Hospital Doctor (???) 11.The Happy Appy Movie

Season 2 1.Happy Meets the Rhubears/Camp Aaah! 2.Happy and the Oranges/Happy's Van Breaks 3.Lighter/Happy and Blackberry 4.Napoleon, the Big Help/Nuxik 5.Rose of Blood 'n Bones/Can of Kill 6.Jar of Hate/Happy's Rising 7.Happy Kills Benny/Miranda Lives 8.Miranda Dies 9.Napoleon, a Bigger Help/Meaner 10.Happy Appy's Christmas/Happy's House 11.Napoleon, the Biggest Help/Danny's Love 12.Happy Fest/Happy Rots in Hell 13.Epilogue

November 5th, 2011

You know, I don’t think that revealing the identity of Forenzik was a good idea. When I went to sleep on the fourth, I heard someone open the back door. Since it was probably Freddrick ore one of his friends, I grabbed a gun and went into the kitchen. In front of me was a man in Forenzik’s clothes trying to burn my house down again with a lighter. However, unlike the normal Forenzik, he was quite fat, giving me the idea that he was John Wilkinson in disguise.

Before he could turn on the lighter, I shot him in the leg. As he stumbled to the ground screaming in pain, he dropped the non-lit lighter on the ground. He tried to light it up again, but I stepped on his hand with my right foot. With his free hand, he tried to slash my Achilles’ heel with a knife, but I kicked the knife out of his hand with my left foot. I grabbed the knife and held to his throat. The man proceeded to say “Do it, you stupid foreigner! End my life, and you’ll fear Freddrick so much that you’ll wet your pants, you sissy!”

I chuckled, and said “No, I’ll just do this!” As soon as I finished talking, I grabbed him and threw him head-first into a metal radiator, knocking him out. After that, I called the police over, and they revealed who tried to burn down my house. It was none other than John Wilkinson. I seriously wonder where Freddrick Gorgote is. He can’t have possibly returned to the John Wilkinson Summer Camp!

November 6th, 2011

I got it! You know the address mentioned in the Can of Kill (and possibly the Rose) episodes? I think Freddrick is actually hiding out where the address is! Now that I may have a possible lead, I'm planning on going to the address soon. How soon, you may ask? Well, I'm guessing somewhere in the next day or so. I'm thinking of some weapons to bring with me. I want to bring small weapons, just so that I could run from Freddrick if he snuck up behind me. Also, I recently saw him in the woods, but this time, the filters of his gas mask were missing, and you could see his pretty scarred skin, to the best of my observation.

November 7th, 2011

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Today, I found out that a Mr. Oscar Mathewson died today. Now normally, I would post on this blog the deaths of people if they worked on Happy Appy. This man didn't. In fact, he was a big fan of this blog, and would ask questions by my email. I am going to stop Freddrick now! I'm horrified that Freddrick is starting to kill fans of the blog. When he’s done with my fans, he’ll go for me next, and THAT isn’t gonna happen!

November 9th, 2011

This post will be the last post to this blog. The sad thing is that I left many questions unanswered. However, the blog post will (or might) answer some of them, which relate to Forenzik/Freddrick.

First, I must talk about the trip to the address, and what happened. Since I live in the suburbs of Aberdeen, Washington, and the address was near Alma, Colorado, I chose to take a car ride, and I took some things with me. The first thing I took was a photo of Freddrick Gorgote, for when the Forenzik I find is actually him. I also took some weapons, like the switchblade and the pistol. After driving for almost 23 hours, I reached Alma, Colorado. The address, which I will not tell for people's safety, was over 5 miles out of Alma. I drove over to the address, and there it was.

It was a fancy abandoned house, sort of like the one in Happy Rots in Hell. In fact, it was the same house, albeit with a spray-painted sign that said “Happy Appy Fun-house!!!!” I don’t know why the house was rebuilt, though. To make sure Freddrick didn't trap the front door, I peeked inside. Sure enough, there was a shotgun trap using a Winchester. I tried to sneak into the window, but Freddrick locked the window, so I had no choice but to break the window. I climbed in, making sure not to cut myself on any glass. After that, I disarmed the Winchester trap and took the shotgun.

The house was completely abandoned, and all lights were off, save for the room where the window was. I looked for the light switch, but I was distracted by the fact that parts of the floor were wet. This meant one of two things; a water leakage had happened, or there was blood on the floor. I ran to the light switch, and tried to turn the light on. However, it didn’t work, so I headed for the circuit breaker. Sure enough, the circuit breaker only had one switch that was on.

I turned on every switch, which made nearly every light in the house turn on. I went back to the staircase room, and turned the light back on. As I guessed, there was some blood on the carpet and floor of the staircase room. I said “Hey, Forenzik! I know you're here, and I turned the power on for every room in this house. Now you can't hide in the shadows!” There was no response, which I knew was going to happen.

I shouted “HEY, FREDDRICK GORGOTE! I KNOW YOU'RE FORENZIK!” and no response. Since there was no response, I explored the house a bit more. From the staircase room, the living room was to the right while the kitchen was on the left. Since I was closer to the right than to the left, I explored the living room first. It looked like it had been abandoned since the 1950s. The couch was old, brown, and had various tears in the cushions and seat, the TV was an old analog set that could only display static due to it not having a converter box, and a frame on the wall had a picture of the weird guy from The Towers.

On the front wall, there was a door that was left open. I went through it, and I was in the laundry room. It looked like a regular laundry room at first, with washing machines and laundry baskets. However, some pieces of clothing in the laundry baskets were stained with blood, and over the laundry baskets was a framed photograph of Freddrick as Napoleon hanging out with Happy Appy. Other than a door to the right side that leads outside, there was nowhere to go. I went out of the laundry room and went into the kitchen. And I wish I hadn’t.

The kitchen was just as run down as the living room, but it was probably worse. There were countertops, dishwashers and an oven which had been rusted up. On them, however, was rotten meat infested with maggots. The stench was unbearable, so I quickly ran out of the kitchen and into the dining room, not noticing anything else other than the rotten meat. As I entered the dining room, I noticed that there was more maggot-infested rotten meat, so I ran into the next room over, which was the hallway, and looked at what the dining room had in it. There were various chairs, all of which were pulled out. Other than that, it looked like a rundown dining room with rotting meat.

The hallway was nothing special, to be honest. For some reason, the hallway leads to nowhere. At the end of the hallway, near the laundry room, it looked like someone piled up a bunch of wood to block off entry to the hallway. After dashing through the dining room and kitchen, avoiding the smell and accidentally knocking a chair over, it was time to go upstairs. It was the only place I could go. As I was walking up, though, I had a feeling that someone was watching me. I turned around, but no one was there. I finally went up the stairs, and tried to decide where to go, the left hallway or the right. Suddenly, I heard an all-too-familiar voice.

“Hey Gerasim, can you guess who’s behind you?”

I froze instantly. It was Freddrick on the other side of the hallway. I said “Are you going to run away from me this time?” and he said “Now, why would I do that? You know I'd never run away!” and I responded with “LISTEN, FREDDRICK! How do you keep coming back?” I heard no response from Freddrick for a while, and Freddrick said “Well, I have some people who work with me. They do my dirty work and try to kill you.” and snapped back with “But anyways, how did you get here?” and I said “There was an address listed in two episodes of Season 2, and I went to whatever was there.” and Freddrick said “Ah, it looks like I shouldn't have put that address in. It would have made the authorities' search more fun. For me, that is!”

I wondered if I could talk Freddrick out of killing me. I said "Listen, Freddrick, why do you kill people?" and he cheerfully replied "Well, it depends on WHO I killed! If it was a worker of Happy Appy, it was because I wanted Happy Appy to be more mature, but those damn employees and managers wouldn't let me. Now that they're all dead, I went after your fans, and I'll soon go to you!” I was about to say that John Tresti, Jim Forester and Tristan Drews were still alive, but I stopped, probably because Freddrick killed them already except for Forester.

I said "Well, you don't have to kill people just because they ruined your show, or should I say 'magnum opus'." Freddrick took out his blood-stained scimitar knife and said "Do NOT make fun of my show! I bet you don't have the balls to make another comment. Well, do it!" Sighing, I said "You should have been happy that your show aired and got decent ratings. Look at some of the shows now that only air for a few episodes before being cancelled." Freddrick put away the knife and said "Eh, you're right. I should have been happy about my show." I was relieved to have finally corrected Freddrick.

"But I still love my lifestyle! I love killing people, evading cops, and, most of all, stalking you. Oh, the joys!" I knew that because Freddrick was mentally insane, it would be hard to stop his ways. "Freddrick, have you ever wanted to be successful?" Freddrick said "Yes, at covering up Happy Appy forever! I don't need your help, because I'm doing it just fine!" I said "No, I mean having a successful life." He shut up, before replying with "Well, yeah. Who wouldn't want one?" I cringed, before saying "Well, because you've, to put it best, fucked up your chances of having a successful life." Freddrick was shocked. He pulled the knife out again and said in a louder tone "WHY THE HELL would you say that?"

Sighing again, I said "Because, one, you killed a lot of people and the cops are looking for you. Two, if you're caught, you're going to jail forever, or put on death row." Freddrick finally knew that I was trying to tell him that because of his actions, he's never going to have a successful life. He finally broke free of his other personality. He said "Oh my god. I can't believe I fucked up my life. I really can't. If only it wasn't for my mental illness" Freddrick sat down on the stairs, and put his head in his left hand. "Listen, Freddrick, you don't have a choice. One day, you will go to jail, and you will die there.”

Freddrick said "Go. Just go. I don't care about life anymore. I'd rather kill myself than be put to the electric chair or lethal injection." I said "Listen, Freddrick, you could probably start a new life by changing your identity and moving to South America, but you’ll get arrested one day, so it’s a checkmate now!" Finally, he said "Listen, before I kill myself, I want to show you my true face." I said "Uh, sure?" and Freddrick took off his mask. I saw a skinny, pale face, with various scars, and hair that had been ripped out at random spots. It was none other than Freddrick.

Freddrick said "Well, Gerasim, it looks like it is time to go. I'm sorry for killing everyone related to Happy Appy. I'm now going to make the survivors' world a lot safer." He got his scimitar knife and jammed it into his throat, effectively killing himself. I felt depressed that I couldn't save Freddrick from his mental illness. I checked his body for anything related to him. In his jacket, I found some interesting things. I found a couple of knifes with dried blood on them, and a folded sheet of paper. Reading it, I found out who worked for Freddrick! There were about 9 names, meaning I haven't killed them all yet. I actually don't plan to. After taking the paper and his gas mask, I left the house, and went to my car to go back home, but leaving my shotgun, katana, and switchblade behind.

Well, this is it. I can't believe I have to stop posting on the blog, but I must stop posting on Happy Appy, because I pretty much did everything related to the show. I watched Seasons 1 and 2, killed the show's insane director, and even went to the studios where it was filmed. However, that does not mean that the search for answers is over. If you look hard enough, you can find the answers to the unexplained questions that relate to Happy Appy. Now, you might be wondering two things. What will I do, and what will I regret when I quit posting on Happy Appy?

Well, to be honest, I will actually open up another blog, which will be a short-lived one that talks about Fright House Screamers. Remember that? Now, what will I regret when I quit posting on this blog? Absolutely nothing. I just want to never see this damn show again. I'm sorry for leaving this blog, but I must part ways for now.

See you soon,

Gerasim Vasiliy Yakovlev

P.S. I haven't explained something. How did the episodes get on Noggin? You see, not all of them did. Only a select few aired before the show was canceled. How the others came about, I don't know. Maybe Freddrick, after Happy Appy was canceled, made new episodes, which were more low-budget and gorier.

P.P.S. Here's a question I'm gonna answer. Where's the playground? You see, they did film the playground scenes at a real playground in Colorado. The only scenes they filmed in the studio were any scenes other than in the playground. They had two vans for Happy. The first was a miniature and the second was an actual van. After the scene in the Happy Appy Movie, they bought a new van. After the part in Happy's Rising with the grenade, a new black one was bought, and that's all I could find out.

Second Post

Here are the contents of the list I mentioned. There's 10 names, meaning that four have either been killed or arrested, two have been injured, and four have unknown fates.

My followers and helpers -

John Wilkinson’s fate is unknown!

Blythe Underwood is arrested

Kenny Spooner was killed by Gerasim when he blew his head off

Shayne Rogerson is dead, possible cause of death by structural collapse of studio?

Willy Batts is injured, had his arm chopped off.

Dudley Frankin

Nathan Jakeman (He posed as me when I tricked Gerasim into thinking I'm a sane employee. He didn't come, however!)

Fox Garner

Milton Barrett was shot in the stomach while he was with Kenny, but escaped

Mervyn Payton

November 10th, 2011

The man who uploaded the three interviews closed his account on YouTube. But he has given me one last interview, which is with Ray Bollia, AKA Danny.

Interviewer: Ray Bollia?

RB: Keep it quick, please. I still have nightmares about what Freddrick had done to me.

Interviewer: How were you involved with Happy Appy?

RB: Well, it all started in a town called Alma, Colorado. I was living there peacefully, until one day, when I was kidnapped by Freddrick.

Interviewer: How did this happen?

RB: It was 1999. Happy Appy had just been canceled, and all employees were fired. The director, who was charged with a crime, had moved to Alma, where he lived under a new identity.

Interviewer: How did you get kidnapped?

RB: When I was 7, I was being babysat by my mother's friend. Late in the night, the man kidnapped me, without leaving a trace.

Interviewer: Where were you taken?

RB: I was taken to a house that had the shape of a barn. It had tinted windows, three floors, and a cellar. It was also dark blue. There, Freddrick filmed more episodes of the sick show.

Interviewer: How did you escape Freddrick?

RB: After filming "Happy Rots in Hell" at his house, an anonymous person tipped the police, saying that the kidnapper of me, Miranda, Abigail, and some other kids was living in the dark blue house outside of town. So, the police broke into his house and saved the four of us. Freddrick ran away, though, which I find stupid. He needs to be found and killed for what he has done to me! Sorry, I get too carried away.

Interviewer: Last question for now. What happened to Freddrick?

RB: He became a creature known as "Forenzik".

July 15th, 2012

As soon as you’ve seen this post, you’re now either asking this or you're about to comment with something like this:

“Where the hell have you been?”

Well, the easiest answer I can say is that I basically decided to stop caring about Happy Appy. There are two reasons why. The first is that some members of Freddrick’s ‘group’, to put it in simple terms, are still seeking revenge. The second is that there’s nothing left to say about the show anymore. During the time I was gone, I went back to my family in Perm, Russia, and sometime later this month, my younger brother, Vladimir, is coming over to visit. Just a month ago, I got a job, meaning I have even less time to post. Also, during the time that I was gone, only one Happy Appy employee died, which is amazing, considering that, at the very least, five to seven employees died a year before I began research in 2011.

Said employee was Joanne Broope, who you may remember as one of the producers during the real Happy Appy movie. She was actually a post-production editor for the show, but she only worked on Happy's Vacation and Nate Needs Help. The interesting thing is how she died. Joanne wasn’t killed with a knife or anything Freddrick's followers would normally use. She had her head smashed in with a sledgehammer. Thankfully, though, it looks like Freddrick's followers have slowed down on killing Happy Appy employees, which is very good. Also, from now on, I'm going to call the people who work with Freddrick "The Followers" for consistency reasons.

July 17th, 2012

Well, I guess this is the end of this blog. There isn't much I have to say now, besides Happy Appy and Freddrick Gorgote, and both of those things are dead. Unless something new happens, I'm not going to update this blog any longer. I will still keep it up, so everyone can read about what happened.

November 18th, 2011

Welcome to the Fright House Screamers blog. Unlike the Happy Appy, which got a little too big and had 56 or something posts, this blog will be very quick and simple, around 5 posts. However, it will be a lot more detailed than the Happy Appy blog.

Now, what IS Fright House Screamers? Fright House Screamers was a 23-minute show that aired on Nickelodeon on October 1st, 2000, and kept being aired every Monday, until the show's extremely short end on the 15th. The show's plot was simple. Four teenagers would spend a night at a haunted place. The show was kind of like Ghost Adventures, but shittier, because the show was very rushed. To show an example, the entire filming, editing, and post-producing was done in a week and a half, which was slightly better than Happy Appy, but not by much.

The teenagers were Trestan Yae, Jonathan Taylor, Jim Smith, and Aren Doe. Yes, you read that correctly. Trestan Yae was one of the teenagers on Fright House Screamers. I feel sorry for Trestan Yae, to be honest! He had to voice Happy Appy in all the episodes, including Season 2, had to be in a show that was canceled after 3 episodes, and died because of Freddrick. However, let's get back to the point. How did I get the episodes this time? Well, the episodes certainly didn't come from Freddrick, I can tell you that! When I was at Jim’s house to stop Freddrick's friends, I found a DVD case, with a sticky note that read:

"To Gerasim Yakovlev,

I hope you watch these episodes. They're the three episodes of Fright House Screamers, plus all the footage shot for the abrupt fourth one.

-JF"

I took it home, put the DVD and note in a spot that I could easily remember. I also told myself that when Happy Appy was completed, I would bring out the DVD and play the episodes. Well, since Happy Appy is done once and for all, I guess I'll give the episodes a look.

November 19th, 2011

The first episode was called "Winchester Mystery House" and was about the teenagers going into the Winchester Mystery House. The intro showed the four in the Mystery House, as paranormal things happened. After the intro, it faded into the episode, and showed Trestan sitting on a chair. He proceeded to say "Welcome to Fright House Screamers. Today, we are going to go to the Winchester Mystery House. I'm Trestan Yae, and today, we are going to go to the Winchester Mystery House. Hello, Jonathan." The man holding the camera, who was presumably Jonathan, said "Hey, Trestan." It cut to a dashboard camera, which was recording a man driving a first-generation Chevrolet Express.

In the background, Trestan, Jonathan, and Jim Smith were talking about the place they were going to. The driver said "Hello, I'm Aren Doe, and I'm the oldest in the group". It cut to the van in a parking lot near the Mystery House, and the Fright House Screamers getting out. We see a cameraman follow them as they enter the Mystery House. When they got inside, Jim can be seen talking to a woman about the lockdown. She said "Are you sure you want to spend a night at the house?" In response, Jim said "Of course. I don't want to be rude, but why are you questioning us about this?"

The woman argued "Well, the activity here is higher than what it is normally. I've seen broken dishes on the floor, scratched doors, and faint whispers, even if there's no one in the building." Jim said "Thanks for those warnings. We'll record what evidence we can find." The show went to the commercial break, and after that, the woman locked the Screamers in the house. It cut to the camera held by Trestan. He was walking in a hallway with an infrared camera when he saw a blob in one of the rooms.

The blob was human-shaped, had a heat signature, and was moving. Trestan got excited, ran to the door, and quickly opened it. However, there was nothing there. It goes to Jonathan's camera, where he was doing an EVP session in a room. For your benefit, I'm going to transcribe the sessions in every episode. Here's the session's transcription.

Jonathan: This is Jonathan Taylor, and we are doing an EVP session at the Winchester Mystery House. Are there any ghosts in this room?

We hear no response from any ghost. It cuts to 20 minutes in the session.

Jonathan: We are about to leave this room. Is there anything you would like to say before we leave?

The door that leads out of the room slams shut. You can barely hear a spirit whisper something.

Unknown spirit: Don't, please.

Jonathan: Okay, now I am creeped out!

It goes to commercials, and after the break, it shows Jim's camera. He brings out a Winchester rifle, and says "Are there any ghosts in here? If so, does this weapon right here make you guys angry?" However, no response is heard. He sets his camera near the Winchester rifle, and leaves the room. Five hours later, he came back into the room, and notices that the Winchester rifle was violently thrown against a wall. He takes the Winchester and camera, and leaves the room. You might have noticed that I haven't mentioned Aren at all. This is because he was in the van, getting results from the other three.

At the end of the episode, they looked at the footage of the camera near the Winchester. They saw the Winchester being levitated, and it being thrown at a wall. Finally, the four thank the woman, and the credits roll.

November 20th, 2011

The next episode was called "Myrtles Plantation". It had the same intro as before, but with a few clips from this episode. It began with Aren driving the Express on a highway somewhere in Louisiana, while he says "Today, on Fright House Screamers, we are going to go to the Myrtles Plantation, a haunted plantation in St. Francisville, Louisiana." It cut to the Express going into the parking lot, and the four teenagers enter the lobby. They talk to a man who just finished a tour with a family, and gave them a tour around the plantation.

After the tour, Trestan said "I have to say this, but has the Plantation experienced any rise in paranormal activity?" and the man said "Yes. Yesterday, I was setting a bed, when I got a scratch on my arm." He lifted his sleeve up and there was a faint scratch mark on his arm. He continued "I knew that I didn't scratch myself on anything in the room." Trestan said "Hm, that's odd. I think we're ready to be locked in the plantation." and it cut to commercials. When it got back to the show, the man locked the plantation down, and Trestan did an EVP session at the stairs.

Trestan: This is Trestan Yae, along with Jonathan Taylor. We are doing an EVP session at the Myrtles Plantation. Is anybody here?

A whisper is heard, which is replayed.

Unknown spirit: Yes.

Trestan: If anyone is here, tell me your name.

Another whisper is heard, and replayed.

Unknown spirit: I'm William.

Trestan: If you are the spirit of William Winter, walk up the stairs.

The infrared camera of Jonathan's captures a human-shaped blob crawling up the stairs. Jonathan follows the blob, but the blob stops at the 17th step.

Jonathan: Trestan, I just captured something walking up the stairs.

Trestan: Jonathan, I think William might be in the house with us.

Yet another whisper is heard and replayed.

William: I am. Why don't you think so?

It skips by 20 minutes.

Trestan: We're leaving now, William If there are any last words you'd like to say before we leave, talk!

William: Watch out.

All of a sudden, a door slams near the stairs. Trestan says "Jonathan, did you see that?" Jonathan replies "I think there might be more than one spirit in the room. I mean, William can't be this mad...well, can he?" After this, Jonathan walks off, presumably to another part of the house. Commercials start playing, and it goes back to the show. Jonathan sets a camera up on a table, and lets it play. Five hours later, when the sun comes up, Jonathan finds the camera on the floor. He picks it up, and gets out of the house.

The Screamers reviewed the footage of the camera that was knocked to the floor. It starts out with nothing for the first two and a half hours. A cold spot appears near the camera, and the camera gets pushed off the table and falls to the floor, where it sits for the rest of the footage. Trestan says "I have a question. Why do you think there's more activity than usual when we film here?" and Aren says "I don't know. I hope there's an explanation for this." After Aren says his line, the credits roll.

November 21st, 2011

The third and last aired episode was called "The Lizzie Borden House". It started with Aren driving the van on a Massachusetts highway, and said in an ill voice "Today, on Fright House Screamers, we're going to the Lizzie Borden House." He proceeds to tell the story of Lizzie Borden. After this, the van pulls up into the parking lot, and the Screamers enter the house. They talk to a man who works at the house, and he proceeds to give the Screamers a tour of the House. After the tour, Trestan blandly said "Has there been any increased paranormal activity here?"

The man says "Yes. Last night, when I was closing the house down, I heard someone whisper "You are never alone" in my ear. I ran out of the house as fast as I could. I'm not a very brave guy, to be honest!" Jim replied with "Well, since we’re all here, go ahead and lock us down in the house." and it cut to commercials. After the commercial break, the man locked the house down. The four were placed around different rooms in the House. Trestan was stationed in the Lizzie Borden Room, Jonathan was in the Emma Borden Room, Jim was in the Andrew Borden Room, and Aren was in the Express, as always.

It first cut to Trestan. Trestan just stayed in his room, and had cameras set up at points in his room that would record both normal and infrared footage. Trestan said "Is there anyone here?" and a closet door was slammed shut. Trestan took one of the infrared cameras and looked around the room. There was a cold spot on the closet door. Trestan reached his hand into the cold spot, and it disappeared. While walking back to the bed, he captured a humanoid heat spot outside of the house.

Trestan called Aren on the radio, and said "Hey Aren, have you seen a humanoid figure running near the van?" and Aren replied with "Uh, no, I haven't. But I think I saw a glowing orb, though." The show went to commercials, and, after the break, it revealed Jonathan doing an EVP session in the Emma Borden Room.

Jonathan: This is Jonathan Taylor in the Emma Borden Room in the Lizzie Borden House. Is there anyone in this room as I speak?

No response is heard. It skips to 3 minutes in the session.

Jonathan: Lizzie, if you're in this room, I want to ask you a question. Did you kill Abby and Andrew Borden?

A whisper is heard, and is replayed.

Unknown spirit: I'm not Lizzie.

Jonathan: If there's someone else in this room, can you tell me who did the murders?

Another whisper is heard and replayed.

Unknown spirit: It wasn't Lizzie.

Jonathan: We're going to leave now. Are there any last words you would like to say?

A louder whisper is heard.

Unknown spirit: IT WASN'T LIZZIE!

One of the lamps is thrown at Jonathan. Even though it was a lockdown, Jonathan just runs out of the room, down the stairs, out the door, and into the van, where Trestan and Aren are. Trestan says "What's wrong?" and Jonathan said "While I was doing an EVP, a lamp was thrown at me!" and Trestan says "Wow, that's pretty bad. Any second now, Jim should be here" We see Jim run out of the house and into the van. Jim said "I was scratched by a spirit!" lifts his sleeve up, and on his arm, you could see a newly formed scratch.

After that, it cuts to when the sun rises. Jonathan gets all the cameras, and looks at the footage taken in the room Trestan was in. Nothing unusual happens, until the second the camera was turned off. A warm, humanoid spot could be seen in the corner. Until the credits, the four argue why the paranormal things are happening.

November 22nd, 2011

The uncompleted episode would have been called "The Asylum". It starts out like normal. The Screamers are going to an insane asylum, the man there tells them an unusual paranormal experience he had recently, and they get locked in. Most of the lockdown footage is complete, except for a few missing minutes. Trestan Yae is walking along a balcony with an infrared camera, when he spots the same humanoid figure from the Lizzie Borden episode climbing a tree. He calls Aren, and says “Aren, that humanoid's here again. I wonder what he wants from us."

Suddenly, a male scream is heard, as well as laughter from a different man. Trestan calls Jonathan and says "Jonathan, did you hear that scream?" However, there's no response. Trestan starts panicking, and says "Jonathan? JONATHAN?" Trestan calls Aren and says “Aren, Jonathan is not responding on the radio." Aren says "This isn't good. You need to find Jim and get out of here." Trestan says "Okay, I'll find him." He runs down a hallway, saying "Jim? Where are you? JIM?!" and Jim came from another hallway and rams into Trestan. After Trestan stumbles to the floor, Jim says "Trestan, I found Jonathan. He's dead." and Trestan says "What?" and Jim says "I found him hanging from a hole on the fifth floor."

Trestan got up, dusted himself off, and says "We need to find his body." Jim warns "No, it's too dangerous. Someone or something is stalking us, and whatever it is, I think it killed Jonathan." Trestan exclaims "We need to get out of this place now!" They run all the way to the door, but it is shut. Jim swears, gets a chair, and rams at the door, breaking one of the hinges. They run to the van, and Aren asks "What happened to Jonathan?" Jim says "He's dead. Someone or something is stalking us." Aren gets a phone and calls the police. While he is doing this, Trestan locks the door, and gets an infrared camera out. Right before the police arrive, Trestan focuses the camera on a figure that was standing on the balcony. The figure was tall, lanky, and seemed to be looking straight at Trestan and laughing.

Eventually, the police arrive, and they talk to Jim about Jonathan.

Policeman: Jim Smith, where were you when you found Jonathan's body?

Jim: Well, I was walking down a corridor because I saw a cold spot move down it, when I saw something hanging from a hole in the ceiling. I got closer to the hole and the thing turned out to be Jonathan's body.

Policeman: What was the body like?

Jim: There were some maggots crawling on his body. His neck was cut with a knife, and he had claw marks on his chest.

And the surviving footage ends.

You know, I think I have a reason Fright House Screamers ended like that. You see, Trestan left Happy Appy to work on Fright House Screamers, but Freddrick thought otherwise, and wanted him to keep working on Happy Appy. To do this, he had to kill Jonathan to end the show so he could force Trestan back into Happy Appy. I'm honestly glad Freddrick's dead now.

Freddrick Gorgote was born on June 12th, 1972, in Lewiston, Maine, to a German father, Kristoffer Holzer-Gorgote, and a Canadian-American mother, Rosa Gorgote. His birthplace, the Gorgote Farm, was owned by his parents, since the last occupants died of old age. Even though it looks like it, his birth name wasn't Freddrick Gorgote, but Kino Gorgote. Kino had an older brother named Johnathan who went by Johnny most of the time, and a younger sister named Sharon. Sadly, a few years after Kino's birth, and a month or so after Sharon's birth, Rosa Gorgote committed suicide after a rather nasty divorce with Kristoffer.

However, Kristoffer soon married another woman, the 33-year-old Nata Kaminski. This marriage was more peaceful, since Rosa and Kristoffer often fought over the smallest accidents. Kristoffer and Nata's marriage lasted seven years, from 1977 to 1984. In 1984, Kino found out that Kristoffer escaped from an insane asylum in 1970, and told Johnny. Because of this, Kristoffer was sent back to the asylum, and Kino and Sharon went to live with Johnny. Nata eventually married a man named Georgi Yakovlev, and became the mother of Gerasim and Vladimir Yakovlev.

In the same year, Freddrick was diagnosed with split-personality disorder, very likely due to losing both of his parents. One day, in the summer of 1989, Kino ran away into the woods. During his time in the woods, Kino got the name Freddrick Gorgote because the first thing he killed was a stray cat he found in the woods and nicknamed 'Freddrick'. After a while, Freddrick was found, adopted, and lived in San Diego, California. There, he would graduate from high school, get his Bachelor of Arts, and get his job at Nickelodeon. Once a year, Sharon and Johnny would come over to San Diego to see how Freddrick was doing.

He had a normal life before working on Happy Appy, except for the times his split personality told him to do bad things. At age 27, Freddrick started work on his show called Attack of the Killer Apples. The show was about a small country town that was attacked by evil apples, and the townsfolk invented Rube Goldberg machines to kill the apples. The idea was rejected, but Freddrick got ahold of a fellow worker named Keith Blue, famous for his stop motion commercials and shorts on Noggin.

Freddrick quickly reworked Attack of the Killer Apples into Happy Appy, a show where an apple went around healing kids. He presented a production reel made by him and Keith to the managers, and Happy Appy was accepted. A day or so after this, Freddrick got to meet some employees he would work with on the show. Of course, there was Keith Blue, who oversaw and approved or declined any Claymation effects done on the show. Some of the other employees who worked for the show were Tristan Drews and Kevin Costo, the creators of the clay Happy Appy puppet, Trestan Yae, the voice actor of Happy Appy, John Tresti, the man who would help create the music for the show, and John Wilkinson, a man who wrote some of the scripts.

As the show began production, Freddrick’s split personality got worse. For example, he would suddenly become enraged at employees, telling them that they should have never worked for the show. Because of him, a few did quit working on Happy Appy. Most of the crew, however, felt some sort of sympathy for Freddrick, since he was a man whose split personality would pester him until his death. It was lunchtime in the studios, when he walked in. Freddrick was holding a long rope. Everyone in the room wondered what was in the other end. Eventually, they saw what was on the other end. It was Trestan Yae being dragged by his legs.

The employees almost didn't even get to eat their food, because Freddrick said "Okay, back to work, everyone!" in a booming voice. One of the employees ran up to him and said "Oh, so are you not going to let us eat our food?" Freddrick sighed and rudely replied "Okay, fine. Eat your food and get back to work!" very rudely, before going to the stage where they would film Happy's Vacation and Hurt Happy. After lunchtime, the employees got into the sound set. They were told to do some filming tests before filming began at 2 PM. Freddrick went to Trestan and removed the rope from his legs.

Trestan gave Freddrick a look that could kill, and ran off to practice his lines. The others got to work on some scenes that looked difficult, like Happy in his van and Happy helping a child. Finally, it was 2:00 PM. The employees who worked on the scenes themselves got ready, and Freddrick said "Action!” They filmed Happy driving his van, which was the first non-opening scene in Happy's Vacation. Normally, the song that would be playing on the radio was the Happy Appy theme. The employees had agreed on it! However, Freddrick played something different, a country rendition of Hot n' Cold, which only played for the first 15 seconds of the episode.

As they were filming the beginning of the episode, Kevin Costo came in late due to a traffic jam. When he heard what Freddrick did to Trestan Yae, Kevin instantly lost his temper. He screamed "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO TRESTAN?" at Freddrick when the crew was almost finishing the scene where Happy heals children. Freddrick blandly said "Cut”, before he glared at Kevin. Kevin said "Seriously, if you drag a voice actor into the studio by a rope or better yet ANYONE into the studio by a rope..." Kevin didn't know what to say for a few seconds. Finally, he said "That's just wrong, okay?” Freddrick ignored him and filmed the remaining scenes for Happy's Vacation.

The show was aired on Noggin on April 26, and got decent ratings and a noticeable amount of fans. In response, Nickelodeon signed a contract allowing two seasons of Happy Appy to be made. A few episodes later, the show took a hiatus, mostly because the employees were getting sick and tired from being forced to make episodes within a week. The hiatus would have fixed their schedules and improve the special effects. Freddrick walked into the meeting room when it was nearing the middle of the show's hiatus. He said "Guys, I've got a great idea for this episode", and handed everyone scripts of the episode.

Kevin Costo was the first crew member to get a script. The first thing that stuck out for him was the episode name, because it was called 'The Towers'. "Why 'The Towers'?" wondered Kevin. He took a look inside the script. It began with an innocent intro. Happy Appy was talking to two children about the cycle of life. Interested, Kevin went to the next page, and as soon as he read the first sentence, he wished he hadn’t. The entire page was a giant action shot of two towers burning up, with a jet plane's tail sticking out of one of them, while people panic. This time, Kevin knew something was up.

He got up, tapped Freddrick on the shoulder, and in response, Freddrick turned around saying "Yes, Kevin?” Kevin said "Okay, I know something's wrong with you. Why the hell did you make this sick fucking thing?" and Freddrick awkwardly replied "Well, um, this is an episode that's not going to air.” He chucked in a suspicious way, and continued “We're going to make this episode just for fun. What, do you have a problem with it? Don’t you want to have fun filming this show?"

Kevin sighed, and apologetically said “Okay, fine. But if you do air it on Noggin, oh man…" before storming off. And so, when the studios had spare time from filming the episodes, 'The Towers' was secretly filmed. After it was completed and edited, Freddrick showed the episode to the employees. It started with the intro, and went into the episode. It started with Happy Appy talking to kids about the cycle of life, while going around the playground. An employee who was sick the days they started, worked on and finished 'The Towers', said "Hey, guys, this looks innocent enough. Why aren’t we gonna air this?” Jim Forester said “Oh, just wait.” As soon as he finished, the kids said "Thanks, Happy!" and smoke creeped behind Happy, so they both turned around.

The two towers were burning up, with people screaming, fires growing, and a plane tail sticking in one of the towers. A kid was crushed by a piece of metal, while other people tried to lift it up. When a kid asked Happy why the towers were burning, he turned to the camera with his death smile and said "That's natural, children." All the employees were shocked at what they had worked on, but were quickly given a sense of relief when they realized it will never air, no matter what happens. That sense of relief would be gone a day later.

On June 3rd, 1999, at the Nickelodeon Studios, Freddrick walked into the broadcast room with the tape for 'The Towers' in a messenger bag. He put the messenger bag under the table and said "Hey, let's talk about Happy Appy." Freddrick got some bottles of water out, and handed them to the men who were working there. The first man said "Yes, what is it?” Freddrick said "I've got new episodes for Happy Appy. Yes, I know it's the middle of the hiatus, but we think we're ready to go! But first, before I show you the tapes, please drink your drinks if you know what’s good for you! You'll think the episode's better than the earlier ones!”

The two looked at Freddrick very suspiciously, but they decided to drink their water bottles anyways. It was a bad move, because they started choking, and collapsed within several seconds. Freddrick had drugged the bottles of water! He shut and locked the door, and quickly ran to the command console. He opened the messenger bag and took out the tape for ‘The Towers’. He put the tape in, and suddenly, all across the nation, on Noggin, whatever was on was interrupted with a new episode of Happy Appy. Since a lot of kids loved Happy Appy, only a few kids complained to their parents. They just watched the episode as normal, until the most infamous part played. In every house that had the episode playing, anyone who was there, from babysitters to relatives to friends, ANYONE heard a child crying. Whoever went to the television saw something horrifying.

Two towers were burning up in front of the screen. People were screaming and panicking in front of the towers, which had a plane tail sticking out of one of them. It cut to a kid, who was crushed under debris. He was pleading for help, and there was blood and organs near the debris. Some kids tried to help him. One of the kids on the ground said "Happy, why are the towers burning up?" Happy turned to the camera, it zoomed on his face, and Happy Appy said three very infamous words. "That's natural, children." while the kid crushed under debris kept screaming. The episode ended.

Over the next few days, Nickelodeon got a lot of complaints from parents. What was Nickelodeon's response? They put the show on a 'indefinite hiatus', fired the employees who worked on The Towers, and arrest Freddrick for airing the episode. They pulled the first two off just fine, but tried to find Freddrick. When the police broke into his house, there was no one there. Freddrick had actually moved out a week ago, and no one except Freddrick had known about it. So, where did Freddrick go? He moved into a three-story house near Alma, Colorado, where he continued work on Happy Appy. Napoleon, his insane personality, grew more and more dominant, until Freddrick's old personality was no more.

It was mid-2000. Freddrick had just completed Season 1 of Happy Appy. He kidnapped some children to 'help' him with his show, but the most famous kids he kidnapped were Miranda Bollia, Ray "Danny" Bollia, Quincy Jenkins, and Abigail Jay. The kids would be forced to work for the new Season 2, when they liked it or not. Also, the show would be renamed the "Sad Happy Pincushion Show" to cut the chance of the police finding Freddrick. He fed the kids daily, however, and didn't make them starve to death. How did he get the food, though, even though he was a wanted criminal? Well, in 2000, he looked different, to say the least. He tore some of his own hair out and dyed it red. He wore sunglasses every time he went outside, so no one could see his eyes. To physically top it off, he grew a beard, which he also dyed red. He also changed his identity to Jake Williamson.

On October 21st, 2000, he filmed his first snuff episode, titled Forenzik, the Big Help. He forced June, the mother of Ray "Danny" Bollia, to 'fight' Happy. After a while, an unknown person, who was credited as "Jake Williamson's #1 Fan", mimicked Happy's voice. Freddrick, wearing regular clothes and a ski mask, came in, and brutally murdered June. At the end, a crying Danny walked in, and lit the Happy Appy puppet on fire. Freddrick threatened to kill him next and stormed off-screen. However, even though Freddrick was mad at Danny, he sent a load of copies of the episode to undisclosed black markets in Russia, Germany, and India.

Unfortunately for Freddrick, and fortunately for the children, the snuff film thing wasn't going to last. After filming and sending "Happy Rots in Hell" in 2001, the police found his house. An anonymous contributor, who was most likely Kevin Costo, told the Colorado police force that Freddrick Gorgote was hiding out at a house outside Alma. The police got there, and broke open the door. They found no one, but heard crying in the basement. They went inside, and found out that Danny, Miranda, and Abigail were still alive. They got the two out, and sent Abigail to her parents. Danny and Miranda would be adopted by an infertile couple. However, Danny would have nightmares about his experience for years to come. However, they couldn't find Freddrick, since he ran off into the woods.

The police raid angered Freddrick, making him long for another kill. He got his chance when he heard that the former voice of Happy Appy, Trestan Yae, was on a new show called Fright House Screamers. Freddrick decided to crash the episode they were filming. When Jonathan Taylor was going down a hall in the asylum they were filming at, Freddrick stabbed him in the back. After slicing him up, Freddrick tied a rope around Taylor’s foot, similar to how he tied up Trestan Yae. Once he got the other end of the rope tied around a very heavy cinder block, he threw Jonathan's body down a hole into a hallway. Once he heard the conversation between Trestan and Jim about Jonathan, Freddrick proceeded to sneak to the balcony that Trestan was on, and stared down the van of the Screamers.

Once the police had arrived, Freddrick silently got out of the vicinity. Now, how did Freddrick become Forenzik? It all began after the police raid and murder of Jonathan Taylor. A few months after the murder, Freddrick moved yet again to the town of Aberdeen, Washington. During his time there, Freddrick grew an intense hate for the Nick Jr. employees who made Happy Appy, because he thought the old Happy Appy wasn't "perfect". Freddrick was presented with a dilemma. He wanted to kill the old employees, but he also wanted to hide his identity.

Napoleon decided to change into a new split-personality, called 'Forenzik'. How Freddrick got the name is unknown, but the most accepted answer is that he watched a show on forensics. Since he wanted to make a unique name, and "Forensic" wasn't catchy enough, Freddrick changed the s to a z, and the c to a k After Freddrick created the Forenzik personality, Nickelodeon kept getting death threats in the mail by him every other day. Since some people were still affected by the anthrax scares, Nickelodeon would iron out every one of his envelopes to read what was inside. Even though the death threats were somewhat brutal, Nickelodeon shrugged most of it off as a sick prank.

After a month of death threats, Freddrick decided to try something new. A letter came into the mail of a local Nickelodeon broadcaster. The envelope said "I wanna know more about Spongebob" on it, so a few employees thought it wasn't a death threat from Forenzik. However, an employee didn't buy it, so he took the letter and put it on his office desk. Looking at his watch, he realized that his cue was over, so he left the room, and forgot to iron the letter. An intern at the station came into the office and opened the letter, thinking it was already ironed out.

However, the letter was a trick from Forenzik, as anthrax spread everywhere. Everyone rushed out of the building, and, within a matter of seconds, decontamination teams were sent out. The intern who opened the letter died, and Forenzik was officially labeled as a threat. In 2005, Kevin Costo, who became a janitor at the Nickelodeon Animation Studio, made an epilogue to Happy Appy. It told everyone who watched it to look out for Freddrick. However, Freddrick moved again to the big blue barn in Alma, Colorado, as the anthrax letter he wrote tipped off the employees to where he was hiding out at the time.

His first real murder as Forenzik was in 2006. His first costume didn't have the ‘iconic’ gas mask or the long coat. Forenzik was bundled under a lot of winter clothing, because the first two murders he had committed were during the fall/winter season. He also wore a ski mask, so no one could see his face. The first person that Forenzik killed was Miranda. Freddrick loathed her, because she kept talking back to him when he commanded her to be in the episodes, which was exactly why her character was killed. Forenzik found her house a lot easier than Quincy, because she still lived in Alma. Forenzik broke into her house in the dead of night. Miranda woke up, and ran to the phone in the living room.

Right before she could, Forenzik jumped her, and stabbed her to death with a kitchen knife. He ran away right before her husband discovered Miranda's body. He called the police, and while the police were they confiscated a note.

"'The woman I just killed starred on a show that I will not name, but I will say that it starred a happy apple! Her role was 'Miranda', and she...annoyed me, to say the least. That's why I killed her. Have fun finding me!

Sincerely,

Forenzik

P.S. Yes, I'm that same Forenzik from the anthrax bombing. Go me!"

Even though they heavily investigated the scene, they could not find a single fingerprint. After a year, Miranda's murder was declared a cold case.

No one knew who Forenzik was going to kill next. The police researched the episodes of Happy Appy to try to find out who was going to get killed next. They were too late, because later that year, Forenzik had killed Quincy in his home in Helena, Montana. The police were baffled about how he had killed him. Once Quincy had heard about Miranda's death, he locked his doors and barred his windows. And yet, this Forenzik man had managed to kill him. After Quincy's murder, Forenzik donned new clothing. To make him more agile, he wore a brown overcoat, Denim jeans, and tall grey boots. During this change, the most infamous part of his new clothing made a debut; the red-eyed gas mask, with Happy Appy's death smile.

And so, the deaths caused by Forenzik piled up. Most of them were people who were related to Happy Appy. Eventually, four major employees were left. They were Kevin Costo, Jim Forester, Trestan Yae, and Tristan Drews. Unfortunately for Forenzik, Kevin knew he was going to get killed first of the four, because he screamed at Freddrick. He had to warn someone about Forenzik and Happy Appy. After a day, he chose his next-door neighbor, Gerasim Yakovlev. In the middle of the night, Kevin snuck into his garage, and put a DVD of Happy Appy in a visible spot. A few days later, on February 26th, Kevin was going to get groceries when he was rushed by Forenzik.

Forenzik stabbed Costo multiple times before waiting for Gerasim to go to Kevin's wife's house. On the next day, Gerasim drove to Kevin's house after reading the message left on Happy's Trick. After driving back home, knowing that something was stalking him, Gerasim ran into his house, and looked back. Forenzik was there, holding up Costo's mutilated arm.

August 3rd, 2012

I was checking my email when I got a message from a fan of my blog. As soon as I opened the message, the contents shocked me. The fan claimed that a new Happy Appy episode appeared on the Internet on the 30th of July. He explained that he found it on a website that he described as "some kind of fucked up YouTube rip-off". At first, I thought I somehow missed an episode when Freddrick did Season 2 episodes in 2001 and 2002. When I replied, however, he told me that the episode was released in 2012. I couldn't believe it one bit, but to prove me wrong, he sent me a file of the episode. My worst suspicions were true.

The episode's name was "Happy the Pirate", and began with the intro from Season 1. For some reason, the entire episode looked like it was recorded from a low-quality VHS tape. After the intro, it showed a widescreen view of an animated school. It zooms in to show Happy Appy, wearing an eye patch for whatever reason, teaching a class. Happy turns to the side and tells why he was off the air for nearly a decade; apparently, he was at Apple University, getting a new diploma.

Of course, you should know why he was really off air, so it’s fooling almost nobody. After that, he resumes teaching the class, and it's revealed what he was in class for. Happy Appy was teaching children how to become pirates. It shows a table with various pirate apparel and weapons, including eye patches, peg legs, and hooks. One of the students began playing with one of the hooks, and ends up cutting his hand. Happy looks at him, looks to the class, and says "I'll be right back, children!" Happy brings the child to his van and slams the door. A chainsaw begins to rev up, and the kid gets killed. No sugarcoating; the kid is quite clearly dead.

Afterwards, Happy tiredly walks out of his van and goes back into the classroom. One of the students says "What happened to Aaron, Mr. Happy?" Happy turns to the camera and does his 'trademark' death smile for 30 seconds, before turning back and replying "Aaron...has gone to a better place." To hide the fact that he did something bad to him, Happy quickly says "Hey, let's learn some more about pirates!" He begins teaching the kids about the history of fruit pirates for about three minutes. It was quite funny to listen to, actually. After that, he tells them that it's time for recess. They pour out of the class, and it cuts to stock footage of children playing on a playground, but it wasn't the same playground as the ones in Seasons 1 and 2. It shows a large bully, who looked like he was in his twenties, green-screened over the stock footage picking on young kids. It zooms to an enraged Happy Appy looking out of the classroom window.

Happy goes over to the bully, grabs him by the neck, and drags him into the classroom. After shutting and locking the door, loud yelling is heard from the room for minutes, until you hear Happy slamming the bully against the walls, the lockers, and the door. Because of the bully's size, the door gets damaged. Eventually, the bully is heard screaming in pain, and a neck snapping sound is heard. Happy Appy opens the door to show the entire room, covered with blood, organs, and bones. His eye twitches, and Happy Appy murmurs "If Forenzik was here, my job would be so much easier. But no, someone just had to kill him." Finally, Happy tells the children that recess is over. The students run back to the classroom, which, interestingly, has no trace of body parts in it.

Happy resumes his lesson about fruit pirates. He walks over to a corner of a room that has a TV on a stand. He pushes the TV to the front of the class and puts in a VHS, which depicts how fruit pirates lived in ships. The cartoon lasts for about 8 minutes, and it ends with the pirate ship exploding for whatever reason. Happy wraps up his lesson by asking the children questions about the cartoon they just watched. To Happy’s absolute surprise, the kids answer all the questions correctly. The strange thing about this part is that after a kid answers a question, Happy does his death smile for a few seconds before coldly saying "Correct" and the name of the kid. After all the questions had been answered by the children, Happy was so proud of his students that he says he has a big surprise for them. He gets them to follow him outside of the school. The screen cuts to a full-scale model pirate ship, similar to the one in the cartoon.

The children are in awe at it. Happy gives a short lecture about how hard they worked, and that they're now ready to become true pirates. The kids dress up in pirate gear and board the ship. Happy climbs up a mountain, and he sits down in a chair holding a glass of lemonade, with the ship visible. The children can be barely seen dueling with wooden swords and walking the plank. Happy turns to the audience and says "Hey kids! If you try hard enough, you too can become a Fruit Pirate!" A scream is heard, and the ship explodes, sending children, body parts, and charred wood in all directions. Happy isn't emotionally affected at all by it, and says "Don't be scared that those children have been killed. They're all dead, and you couldn't have saved them at all, oh no, but I could've saved them." Happy does his death smile for three minutes as the video gets more distorted.

The credits roll, and guess what plays? Yep, “They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa”, of course. The weirdest thing with the credits, though, was that all the crew member’s names were “Forenzik”. I can understand why, though. The song was a different version that I've heard on the original episodes. It sounded much less clean, as if the song was recorded in a basement, and not a recording studio. After the credits, an ad for Happy Appy's newest episode plays at the end, but the video cuts out before any clips get shown. I have a LOT of questions about this video. First off, who made it? Was it one of the Followers? Or did Freddrick survive or fake his suicide? I won't know until the next episode premiers, which will be on the 6th.

August 4th, 2012

I swear I saw Freddrick walk into an old slaughterhouse today. He was wearing a ski-mask like the one during Season 2, and he appeared to be talking on an old cell phone. He saw me, though, and dropped the phone on the ground. Luckily, I was driving, so I ran him over. Oddly enough, when I drove off, I saw several Followers run out of the building. But do you want to know what's the worst thing I saw or heard of today?

I've been emailed by a fan of my blog, who told me that a cartoon that was intended to play on Nick Jr in some rural areas of Washington was replaced with… ugh, Happy the Pirate. Luckily, it was only in three or four towns, but this means that Freddrick and his Followers might have complete broadcasting control over those towns. He said Freddrick could have hijacked the airwaves and replace the original cartoon. How did he manage to do this without being caught? This is the first time since the 1987 Max Headroom hijacking that something this extreme was done. I'm concerned about this.

August 5th, 2012

Just a few hours ago, I got an email from the same person saying that he obtained a copy of the original production reel of Happy Appy. Said reel was the one that was shown to the Nickelodeon executives by Freddrick and Keith Blue. It starts with an extended intro for Happy Appy, which had a sane Freddrick singing the lyrics.

Happy Appy Appy App, Happy App, Happy App! Happy Appy Appy App, He helps kids all day.

He was born in Washington, in the Keith Apple Farm! He got a degree in caretaking, From Apple University!

Happy Appy likes to help, yes he does, oh yes he does! Happy Appy wants to help every single child now!

After the intro, it shows Happy's model, which was different from the version shown on Noggin. First off, his eyes were white and had no pupils. He also had legs and feet, but didn't have a leaf on his stem. He began talking, but it was more in a normal voice than the deep voice Trestan Yae gave him. He gave a speech saying why Nickelodeon should pick up Happy Appy, and how it would be a success for Noggin. After the speech, he talked about some of the plotlines for episodes, especially Nate Needs Help, Hurt Happy, and Happy Goes to School.

However, I saw that some of the plotlines mentioned in the reel weren't used in any season. One was a plot where Happy goes and solves a mystery involving a puzzle piece. After the various plotlines get mentioned, Happy Appy stops talking, and the video ends.

Post 2

Okay! So I got emailed again by the man, showing me the true promo for the next episode, Happy's Parlor.

It has clips of Happy buying an ice cream parlor, which is actually a bar, but has ice cream logos plastered all over it. It turns out that the parlor's a dedication to his best buddy, Freddrick. There's not much else to say about the promo, but in the background, there's a photoshopped picture of Happy Appy sitting with Napoleon XIV. It's odd, but I'm not weirded out by this.

August 6th, 2012

I got a chance to meet with Jim again. He seemed to have been freaked out about the idea that Freddrick is alive and even more so that he has more Followers. After he calmed down, I showed him Happy the Pirate. He pointed out several things about the episode I had no idea was there. For instance, for a few seconds, when Happy's doing his death-smile after the explosion, the video distorts and cuts to a clip of a woman being hung by the legs over a well, with the Followers surrounding her. I assume I missed that because I skipped over a minute of that scene.

We drove over to the slaughter-house, but when we went inside, there was only a note there;

“Did you miss me, ‘brother’? I assume that you thought that I was dead. Well, you were wrong, because I’d never kill myself! I assume you’d think that, though, because you’re obviously slow enough to believe in anything that results in a ‘happily ever after’ ending! While you were living your life peacefully, thinking that I was dead, I managed to kidnap several criminals and people, and threatened to murder theme if they didn’t comply and become some of my followers. This way, they’ll never stop me and take me away. One of the people I kidnapped will be the centerfold of my greatest helping! Also, I tricked you! Ha-haaa! This is not where I reside. I only wanted to let you know that I’m alive, ‘brother’.

-Freddrick Gorgote"

I'm getting sick of Happy Appy and Freddrick and his "Followers".

August 7th, 2012

Today, I got sent the new episode, Happy's Parlor. It's shorter than Happy the Pirate, because its 28 minutes long compared to Happy the Pirate's 32.

When it begins, it zooms into the inside of an ice cream parlor, revealing Happy Appy decorating the walls with pictures of him, Freddrick, and Napoleon XIV. Napoleon looked like he got edited in, however. He turns into the camera and tells the viewer "Hey kids! I have bought an ice cream store in memory of my best buddy, Freddrick!" He waits for a customer. The camera cuts to a boy walking into the store. He tells Happy that it's hot and he needs something cold and refreshing. Happy Appy gives him a large milkshake. However, right when the boy drinks it, he falls on the floor unconscious.

Happy Appy proceeds to strike the boy in the back of the head to make sure he's knocked out, and grabs the unconscious boy and drags him out of the room. Interestingly, this scene was done in stop motion, and gave Happy Appy legs that he didn't have before. It cuts to Happy Appy dragging him into a large meat-locker, tying him up so that the boy can't get away. The boy slowly begins to wake up, realizing how cold it is. Happy Appy is looking at him through a large camera, with the death smile on his face. The boy gets weaker until he finally collapses and dies.

Happy turns to the camera and says "Hey kids! I know something more fun that we can do! Let's go in my ice cream truck and give kids free ice cream!" It cuts to Happy's van, which he has decorated to make it look like an ice cream truck. Happy Appy goes past a few houses, playing an ice cream jingle which was the theme song, and a few kids come out of the house with money, screaming "WE WANT ICE CREAM!” Happy Appy looks and tells the kids "I don't need your money. Just get in the back of the van and take all the ice cream you want!" The kids believe him, as always, and get into the back of his van. However, right after this happens, Happy Appy shuts and locks the doors, and begins driving as fast as he can while the kids in the back are screaming in fear.

The police begin chasing him, but Happy seems to be paying no attention to this whatsoever. In a flash, Happy Appy turns off the road and goes into a forest, trying not to crash into the trees. The scene becomes more and more intense, as the screen flashes intensely and Happy Appy becomes more and more agitated. Finally, Happy Appy sees a lake and barrels out of the vehicle, letting the van crash into the ocean, which ends up killing the children. Happy Appy looks at the lake and turns to the camera while death smiling.

Happy Appy walks back to his parlor in relief. He turns to the camera and says "Man, wasn't that fun? Hey kids, have an idea of how we can have more fun!" He pours various lighter fluids all over the parlor, and lights it up with a match. It cuts to the outside of the parlor, which burns up. The police are seen standing by the ice cream parlor, arguing if Happy Appy had actually killed himself. They also argue over what they should do first, find Happy or the children.

Before they decide, a loud, obnoxious engine is heard. It cuts to Happy Appy in the rusted wet van which worked for whatever reason. He revs up his engine and lunges at the officers screaming "THIS IS FOR YOU, FREDDRICK!" The credits abruptly roll right before he hits the officers. Instead of "They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa", the music was "Revolution 9" played backwards again. During the credits, however, I saw something. There were four flashes at random times. I played the credits frame by frame, and what I found was that all four flashes were the same picture, a bunch of random letters pasted everywhere, with Freddrick's 'trademark' smile.

Oh yeah, and the preview for the next episode. It's called Happy's Birthday, and in the promo, some children are seen celebrating Happy Appy's birthday. The only thing really notable is that in the background, you can see the smoking ruins of the ice cream parlor.

August 10th, 2012

Hello, my fellow followers. I'm the one you call Freddrick Gorgote, the creator of your favorite television show, Happy Appy, and the reason Fright House Screamers ended so early. Gerasim Yakovlev is a dead man, for I am still alive. Did he really thought I would die that easily, or is he just that naïve? I would never stab my lovely knife down into my throat, but I assume Gerasim thinks so. Almost everyone related to Happy Appy is dead, and Gerasim, my step-brother who knew way too much, is soon to meet the same fate.

To prevent my arrest, I've gone under a new identity, which I won't tell you because you guys would report me to the cops! I've got a whole crew working on new Happy Appy episodes! Soon, they are to perish as well. It's almost too sad, but that isn't a problem for me. Seasons 3 and 4 have just been planned out, and there might just be a movie in the mix! Keep an eye out for me, Gerasim! You're going to need it.

P.S. If you think I still live in that old blue house, think again!

August 14th, 2012

Yes, I know about the August 10th post that Freddrick has ‘made’, but I’m not sure if he’s still alive or one of his Followers is acting as him. Either he or the Follower used another key logger, or he went on my blog when I was asleep again, which is unlikely. Today, I got Happy’s Birthday from the person who keeps sending me the videos.

Happy's Birthday starts out with Happy Appy talking to the camera, saying "Hey kids! It's my birthday today! I'm 32!" and a kid says "Happy birthday, Happy! Want to open your presents?" Happy does a death smile, and says "Sure!" Happy Appy is seen an arcade at a table decorated for his birthday, with a truckload of presents. The kids are handing the presents. During this scene, you can see the smoking ruins of the ice cream parlor. Happy excuses himself from the table. He talks to the camera outside, saying "What those kids don't know is that I contributed all but a few of the presents, and they're all things I can use with my friends to ‘help’ children with!"

Happy goes back into the arcade and opens a package, which had a knife in it. He sets it on the table, and a kid picks it up and swings it, knocking the cake off the table. Happy gets pissed off, so he says "Hey kids! Billy and I are going to get another cake!" Happy grabs Billy's hand and runs with him outside. Happy Appy and Billy run into the van, which has been repaired for the most part. A few remnants of the ice cream truck can be seen, however.. Happy gets a chainsaw and tries to mutilate Billy. Billy is heard screaming, and a guy who was drinking some soda goes over to the van. He opens the door, and Happy jams the chainsaw into the man's face, tearing it open. Happy drags the body of the guy in and kills Billy.

A few minutes later, Happy goes back to his birthday party, and opens the rest of his presents. Happy says "Who wants cake and ice cream?" and all the children yell "ME!" Happy goes to his van, and gets a marble cake with apples on it, and puts it on the table. He lights the candles, and the kids sing him Happy Birthday. Happy starts cutting slices of the cake, and gives them to children. The children nearly eat the cake when one kid says “Happy, what is the filling of this cake?” Happy worriedly says “Strawberry!” and the child displays the marble cake, withr what looks like blood between the layers. It looked more like real strawberry filling, however.

Happy says “Children, give me a moment. Don’t eat your cakes JUST yet!” He runs off with the kid that asked him what the filling was. Happy hesitatingly says “If you don’t mention what the filling of the cake could be any more, I’ll let you play some arcade games!” After this, he brings out ten rolls of quarters. The kid takes the rolls and runs off. For a minute, the kid plays the various games in the arcade. He goes outside, and finds a photo booth named “Lenny Lemon’s Photos”. He goes into the booth, and shuts the curtain. After pressing a few on-screen buttons, the kid is ready to take his photo, when Happy Appy jumps out from the back and strangles him. Happy had set up his van to look like a photo booth!

The booth begins to break apart, revealing Happy's van. The kid is heard screaming, and mutilation noises can be heard. The door slides open to show Happy doing his death smile, with body parts and blood everywhere. Happy goes back into the party room, and says “Now you can eat the cake!” The kids eat their cakes, and start to throw up. Happy Appy begins to smile as the kids keep puking until they fall unconscious. He drags all the children to his van, and drove off. A long driving scene happens, with Happy nearly falling asleep at the wheel, and Happy parks his van into his house. He drags the kids into his basement, and for the rest of the episode until the credits, he does that damn smile.

The credits had no music, just heavy breathing by someone in a mask. It showed the promo for the next episode, Danny Returns. All it shows is a monologue by an older Danny explaining what Happy did many years ago. Off-screen, Happy Appy says “Hey, Danny!” and the promo ends abruptly.

August 15th, 2012

Today, I got a letter from the Otis Lenz Factory, once famous for producing high-quality furniture, for whatever reason. The envelope was heavily wrinkled and moldy, like it was stored in a safe for a hundred years. After opening it, I found an undated letter, telling me that my presence was required at the factory. Clearly, I had suspicions about this letter, so I researched the factory's history. It turns out that the Otis Lenz factory was shut down in 1997 due to a fire, so either the letter was delivered extremely late, or one of Freddrick’s helpers is trying to lure me so that he/she could kill me.

August 17th, 2012

I went to the Otis Lenz Factory yesterday. Ever since the fire, it has become a very popular target for urban exploration in Aberdeen; most of what remained inside the factory was stolen, save for the machines that made the furniture. After parking in what remained of the parking lot, I went inside the factory with a revolver and a flashlight. As soon as I said “Is anyone in here?" I caught a glimpse of someone in a chair. I pointed my flashlight, and I instantly knew who was in the chair.

It was Tristan Mike Drews.

Unlike the bodies of Kevin, Trestan, and Miranda, his body wasn’t horribly disfigured, since the only visible knife mark was a deep one in his throat. In his hand was a CD, which meant one of two things: it was or wasn't a leaked episode. I took the CD, but I heard saw two red eyes and giddy laughter in the distance. I didn't feel like fighting one of the Followers today, so I got out of the factory and drove home. While driving off, I saw at least three more Followers, staring at me like they were the Village of the Damned.

After getting home, I put the CD in a laptop that I had reformatted in case the disc held a virus. It was full of a hundred or so notepad files, and a video. All of the notepad files were just gibberish, but the video was very...interesting. It was about 66 minutes long, named "happyappyepisodecreation2.wmv", and starts with the Forenzik mask staring at the camera for about 15 minutes. It turns to static for a minute, and Happy Appy is seen lying on the mask, with his death smile. After 3 minutes, the camera falls to the floor, and an unknown man can barely be seen in another room. He picks up the camera and holds it to his face, and says "Hello there! I’m Freddrick Gorgote, the owner of my little group! Today, I'm going to show you how we're making the newest episode, Danny Returns!"

He goes into a basement, which is massive, and holds several blue screen sets. In the middle, a man is seen tied up in a chair, with duct tape in his mouth. He walks up to him, and removes the duct tape. Freddrick says "This nice man here is Ray Bollia, or Danny, if you prefer!" Danny says "I hope you all burn in hell. One day, you will pay for what you did to my sister, father, and mother!" Freddrick says "Oh, I'll die one day, but not before you do!" and puts the duct tape back on. Danny, in a muffled voice, starts screaming in anger.

Freddrick says "Ignore that pathetic man. Anyways, it begins with writing the script!" and points the camera towards a typewriter with some paper in. Freddrick says "Just for you, I'll show the name of the episode after Danny Returns!" and zooms the camera in toward the title, which was "A Day at the Tracks". Freddrick says "I'm not saying what the episode is about, but I will say that it will be the best episode yet until the one after that is made!" He says "After the script is done, I get the props necessary for the episode!" and a table full of props is seen. He says "I make the props myself, while a few of my Followers gets the parts! After I make the props needed, I get the cast, if you insist."

At the back, some kids are heard screaming. Freddrick walks to the back, and a cage with some malnourished children comes into view. At the thirty minute mark, Freddrick says "These are the cast, other than Happy and whoever is playing as Forenzik! After we get the kids, we start filming the episode. I'm on a scene with Danny and Happy." A Follower unties Danny, and he tries to strangulate the Follower. Freddrick grabs his scimitar knife and stabs Danny in the shoulder. He screams, but tries to strangle the Follower again. Freddrick grabs ahold of the knife and twists it to the left. Danny finally gives in, and Freddrick drags him over to the blue screen set.

Freddrick readies the camera, says "Action!", and begins filming the scene. Danny walks in-frame, holding his bloodied shoulder, with Happy's clay model being held up close to the camera. Danny pretends to bump into Happy, and Danny gasps. He instantly says "You! It's been a long time, hasn't it?" Happy says "Yes, yes it has. I have always wanted to kill you since you tried to kill me by blowing the blue barn up." Danny reaches into his pocket, saying "Yes, yes" and brandishes a knife. Freddrick says "CUT!" and turns to the camera. He says "I can't show you anymore. You'll just have to watch the episode to find out if Danny dies, Happy Appy dies, or neither of them gets killed." It goes to static for the rest of the video, but during some parts, I heard the sounds of what seemed like a murder.

I'm absolutely horrified at this. I mean, it was already bad when Freddrick slaughtered kids back in 2001, but this is just too much. For one, Freddrick Gorgote has friends this time around that can help him produce episodes faster, and second, he's treating the kids, as well as Danny, worse than before! I am definitely going to try to stop the Followers by the end of the year.

August 20th, 2012

So I looked at the hanging clip in Happy the Pirate, and I found out that the woman who was being hung was actually Jenny from Season 2. How do I know this? Because I found the full 10 minute video of her being murdered on a private LiveLeak video. It's in the same VHS quality of Happy the Pirate. The video was sickening, because after she's knocked out and hung by her legs on a pole, Freddrick makes a long speech about how insignificant death is, while all the Followers listen.

After the speech, her body is set on fire, and she wakes up. She screams in agony for a few minutes, until she finally dies. One of the Followers puts out the fire on her body, and cuts her head off with Freddrick's knife. Finally, they all cut her head open, and eat parts of her brain. This goes on for a couple of minutes, but it felt like an hour. The entire thing looked like a cult gathering, and everything about the video was just awful. I really need to stop this thing before it progresses to the point where my entire family is dead.

Also, I heard that Newport was promoted to the rank of Sergeant. Good for him!

August 21st, 2012

Today, I was emailed “Danny Returns”.

Danny Returns starts out with a young adult man sitting on a bench in the playground. He turns to the camera, and says “Hello, everyone. My name is Danny, which some viewers might recognize me as the brother of Miranda and son of June in Season 2. I have returned to the old playground to kill Happy Appy for what he has done to my life and family.” It goes into a flashback, where Danny explains how Happy Appy permanently ruined his life, and how he wants to pay his dead family members back.

He sees a kid playing in the sand pit, and gasps at the fact that Happy Appy is coming near him. Danny distracts the kid from Happy by throwing a dollar outside the sand pit, and he gets out of the sand pit to get the dollar. The kid proceeds to buy ice cream from a vendor. Happy notices the man, and says “Why did you do that? I was only trying to help him!” Danny says “Last time you ‘helped’ children, you died because of me.” Happy gives him a sly look, and says “Ah, it’s you. It’s been a long time, Danny. Tell me, what happened to you after I died?”

Danny says “Would you really think I would tell you that?” Happy brings out a red-hot fire poker, says "Yes", and stabs Danny in the arm. Danny screams in pain, and clutches his shoulder. Happy starts stabbing Danny repeatedly and it cuts to a police officer watching Happy Appy stab Danny. He spits out his coffee, and turns the sirens on. Happy looks to the side, says “Damn!” and cheerfully adds “You’re lucky you’re still alive, Danny! If it wasn’t for the police, I would have had my way!" Happy runs to his van and drives off, with the police car chasing him. It cuts to Happy on a freeway on his van, with the subtitle “1 HOUR LATER” present.

The inside of the van actually looked normal for once. There was no blood, organs, paintings of roses or knives or saws. I wonder why it’s clean this time. Happy goes to his house, but notices smoke coming from where his house was. Worriedly, he parks his car, and notices that his house was burned down. Happy is infuriated, and finds a note on the ground, saying that Danny set his house on fire in revenge for what Happy did to him. Happy finally snaps, and runs to his van, driving off to the playground. The episode ends with no music over the credits, and it went to the promo for the new episode A Day at the Tracks.

Happy announces over the radio that a grand race for charities will happen, and that kids are only allowed to race. It shows children lining up to race in ‘Ron Raisin’s Grand Race’. It looks innocent enough, until the very last second, where it zooms out over the race. Two things are notable. First off, the kids seem to be lining up at what looks like abandoned train tracks. Secondly, Forenzik is barely seen handing out fliers for the race.

August 25th, 2012

Remember when I talked about how I ran over Freddrick a few days ago? Well, I guess that didn't kill him, because I read a news report about him being arrested! The episodes I'm currently watching were probably made before he got arrested. Knowing Freddrick, I doubt this means the end of his legacy.

August 26th, 2012

I bought a DVD off of eBay entitled "RARE HAPPY APPY MISSING SCENES", which was, obviously, missing scenes from the show. Each deleted scene was not only in VHS quality, but also looked cheaper than the aired Noggin version. Here are the deleted scenes on the DVD. ?Hurt Happy - Happy breaks his stick, as usual, but instead of him saying "Oh no, I hurt my stick!" in the original version, it's much more unnerving, with Happy yelling and screaming more. ?Nate Needs Help! - Happy uses the knife that Nate cut himself with to stab a bully in the head, who was picking on a group of eight year olds. ?The Towers - The kid who was crushed under the rubble is shown for a lot longer, around five minutes, and eventually the scene ends with him passing out due to the thick air. ?Happy in Space - Happy returns to Earth, and writes a book about his experiences on the shuttle and the 'ISS'. Freddrick is shown for the first time on the show, congratulating Happy Appy for being the first apple in space. ?Hospital Doctor - The nurse calls the police on Happy, but is shot in the back of the head by Freddrick who happens to see this. ?Happy's Parlor - A clay banana puppet is kidnapped and killed off-screen. After this, Happy walks back in with a yellow ice-cream cone and takes a bite out of it.

These scenes are very interesting. As for the out-of-place deleted scenes in "Hurt Happy" and "Nate Needs Help", I can safely assume they were created by Freddrick, and not by the original cast.

August 27th, 2012

Today, I watched A Day at the Tracks. It begins with Happy Appy saying “Hey kids! Your old pal, Happy Appy, is going to host a race tomorrow!” It cuts to Happy near a mountain side, setting up various décor for the race. He says that the race is for kids only, and costs a dollar to get in. After that, Freddrick walks in, and says “Hello there, Happy, did you miss me? I sure missed you! Anyways, did you want me to hand out flyers for this race?” Happy agrees, and Freddrick is seen giving people fliers for 2 minutes. He does various techniques to get people to join the race. Freddrick staples fliers to telephone poles, hands out fliers on the street, and puts the fliers in people’s mailboxes. Interestingly, some of the shots have Freddrick badly green-screened on black and white 1960s footage.

It cuts to a day later, where a few kids come to Happy’s race. They get dressed in racing outfits, and stand on the starting line. Happy Appy is seen in a dressing room getting dressed in a mascot costume. He says “I’m dressing up as Ron Raisin so that the kids won't realize that I'm hosting it!” After that, more kids come and join Happy’s race. A raisin puppet walks up to a stand and checks the microphone, and after that, he says “Welcome, welcome to Ron Raisin’s Grand Race! Make sure you grab a map and a bottle of water for this race, as it will be long, but rewarding!” The children go to a stand run by a man who looks like Mervyn Payton, and they take a bottle of water and a map each.

After that, Ron says “Now, whoever is in first place in the race will get a prize of 1,000 dollars! The second place winner gets 500, third place gets 250, and everyone else will get 10 bucks!” The kids cheer, and Ron says “On your mark, get set, go!” and the kids run down the tracks. A bunch of stock footage of kids running and/or walking plays. When all the racers are gone, Ron unzips himself, and Happy starts laughing insanely. After throwing the Ron Raisin costume to the side, Happy says “What the kids don’t know is that at a certain point in the race, there will be a long, dark tunnel. My friend’s Followers will be in that tunnel, waiting to kill them all! If that doesn’t stop them, the water will surely get them!” He proceeds to walk off-screen, but comes back and says "What? Did you expect me to have a train mow them down?"

More stock footage of people running is seen, with around a quarter of it being teenagers and adults running. After this, the children go into an old, abandoned tunnel in a still shot. After a minute, some children start screaming, and the cutting of flesh is barely heard. Suddenly, the scene goes absolutely batshit insane! Kids are screaming as various unknown people are killing them. Some cry for their parents, and others try to push whoever is killing them away. And let's not forget that there were the noises. And, dear god, the noises were the worst part, ranging from knives cutting flesh to organs being violently ripped out to blood being spilt on a rocky dirt floor. After minutes, though, the screams and murderous noises fall silent.

It goes to the other end, where one kid is seen running away from the tunnel, screaming and crying. As he gets closer to the camera, it's clear that the kid had obtained a few cut marks and blood stains on his body. He runs to the finish line, where Ron says “Well done! You won the race, and for that, you get your 1,000 dollars! But you look very injured, so how about I patch you up first before you take the money?” The kid nods, and Ron slowly takes him to a large shack with a rusty sign that says “HAPPY APPY CLINIC”.

After a few moments, though, the kid is seen screaming again, Happy Appy begins to kill him, and the credits play. The song was an obnoxious snare, and nothing more. The promo for the next episode was... weird, to say the least. It was called “Happy Makes a Movie”, and began with Happy saying “Hey kids, I’m making a movie!” Happy begins to make a tree house, a Follower slicing someone’s throat, Happy playing the bongos, singing a song in German, and a zoom-in of a fake propaganda poster with Napoleon XIV in it.

August 28th, 2012

Apparently, there was a deleted scene from A Day at the Tracks that could be the beginning of Happy Makes a Movie. After the scene where Happy kills the winner of the race, he exits the shack with all the money he planned to give to the winning children. Happy goes to a movie director, who is obviously a child, and puts the money on his desk. Happy tells him that he wants the director to help him create a horror movie. The director thinks about it, and asks where the script is. Happy does his death smile and proceeds to murder him off-screen. After this, Happy Appy is seen exiting the room, carrying a wagon full of money bags

I don't know why Freddrick deleted the scene. Maybe it made the episode too long? Or maybe he liked how the episode ended, for he's a very sick fuck!

August 31st, 2012

Jim Forester has just emailed me three things that he just found that are related to Happy Appy and/or Freddrick Gorgote.

A few days back, he called the Tsunami hotline in Episode 4. Sometime during the only time I called it and when I got Happy the Pirate, the line must have gone out of service, since he heard the 'your call could not be completed' recording. However, according to Jim, the quality of the recording was so distorted that it sounded like someone was dying. Also, the person in the recording sounded like an Irish man who hadn't gotten any sleep in days. The second thing he found was that a man was killed by a van in a hit and run in Corpus Christi, Texas. It doesn't sound noteworthy, unless it involved an employee or Freddrick, but there were three facts about this murder that I felt it needed a mention on the blog.

The first fact was that the man was Nate from "Nate Needs Help!" How do I know this? When Nate was killed, he was five days after turning 20, which means Nate was around 6 when he starred in Happy Appy. The news article had a photo that showed him on his sixth birthday. He looked almost exactly like he did in "Nate Needs Help!" The second fact was that also on the news article was a picture of the van taken a minute before it ran over Nate. It shows the unknown assailant going into the van, which looks exactly like Happy Appy's van. It's the same color, has the same window tints, and even has the license plate, HPY APY. The third and last fact was that Nate was killed a day before I got the email with Happy the Pirate.

The last thing was that the girl who played Abigail is one of the few Season 2 cast to survive throughout the years, since she had sent Jim a letter confirming she's still alive.

September 3rd, 2012

Today, I was sent the episode “Happy Makes a Movie”. Before I tell you about the episode, however, I'd like to mention that along with the episode, “They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa” was included with the download. It was the same slightly distorted version from Happy the Pirate, but in full length. In this version, the background noise was much more noticeable, and the sirens sound much different from the more popular version. It's as if this was a rough draft of the song, which if so, I wonder how it was obtained. Knowing how obsessed Freddrick is, I wouldn't be surprised that he stole it from a vault, or even from the original person who created the song!

The episode begins with Happy Appy at an animated movie studio. Some clay fruit puppets are seen in the background, setting up what appears to be a horror movie set. Happy turns to the camera, and says “Hello, children! Your old pal, Happy Appy, is making a movie today! It will be called Children of Disease!” He goes on about the plot. An insane man goes around killing children that have been deemed as a disease by the killer. It must have been inspired by Freddrick. He films the first scene, where a newsperson talks about a serial killer who murders children.

After that, Happy begins to film the first murder scene. He tells everyone but the kid who would be in the scene to go away. Even though he said it very suspiciously, the crew members, who are, of course, children, leave the studio. Happy talks to the kid, whose name was Andrew, about how he’s going to be a star in a very popular movie. Andrew is seen walking in a forest set, wielding a flashlight. All of a sudden, Freddrick jumps from the side, and stabs the kid. What followed was another snuff film scene, but this time, it was thankfully quick, at almost 2 minutes.

After that, Happy turns to the camera, blood on his face, and gives a death smile for a minute, before he tells the crew to come back in. The crew walks in, and Happy is shown cleaning up the blood stains of the kid. When a crewman asks what happened, Happy says “Oh! I’m just cleaning up the remains of the blood pack.” He sighs in relief, and more normal scenes are shown being filmed, but they were put in a 1 minute 30 second montage. In one scene, Happy builds a tree house set and put in the Napoleon XIV poster. Eventually, it was time for the second murder scene.

Happy told the crew to go away, and they did, but one of them hid and watched what happened. The following scenes were seen from the point of view of the crewman. Happy Appy begins to film the scene, and Freddrick is barely seen murdering a kid, which is more bearable than the first murder. After a minute, though, it zooms into Freddrick, and you can see the murder in more detail. Plus, it’s longer than the first one, at four minutes. After that, the crewman gasps, and Happy says “I hear you!”

It cuts to the outside of the studio, where the crewmembers are discussing about how Happy Appy could be mentally unstable. Happy argues with the crewman for a minute, and, like the scene in Happy the Pirate with the bully, the crewman gets killed by Happy Appy, but this time, Freddrick helps kill the crewman. It occasionally showed the reactions of the other crewmembers, ranging from curiousness to horrified and even a smug look. After a minute, Happy Appy tells the crew to come back in. They do as he says, and the first thing they see is Happy with his back turned to them. One of the crewwomen says “What happened, Happy?”

Happy slowly turns around with an insane appearance. His right eye was twitching slowly, there was blood on Happy’s teeth, he had rapid breathing, and he held a knife in his left hand. The employees were creeped out at Happy's appearance. When one employee said “Happy Appy, are you okay?” Happy said in a high-pitched stuttering voice “I’m fine, my f-f-friends! Just c-c-come over h-h-here and I’ll show you a c-couple of changes to the script I m-m-made!” After that, multiple Forenziks lock the doors to the studios, and it cuts to the outside of the studio, where the crew scream as the Forenziks murder them.

It was a little gorier than the scene from A Day at the Tracks. Various sickening sounds could be heard, like the insane laughter of the Forenziks and Happy Appy, the cutting of flesh and various body parts falling to a cold concrete floor, as well as someone's head hitting said floor, horrified screams that turn into gurgles, and the employees struggling to get away and unlock the doors. After that scene, it went to the credits, which were surprisingly normal. That is, until it got to the preview for the next episode, Happy's Hotel.

It starts out with Happy Appy in a hotel lobby, putting up various pieces of furniture. He turns to the camera and says "I'm going to own a hotel today!" The rest of the promo shows children sleeping in a room, with a big shadow looming over them. The very end of the promo said that it would be released on the 17th, meaning that I have to wait two weeks before I see this episode. I hope that it isn't as gory as the earlier episodes. Knowing the Followers, though...

September 5th, 2012

I was right, Freddrick broke out. The newspaper came today, and it read that several criminals have escaped, and citizens must stay inside until they have either been captured or killed. I'm not letting that bastard frighten me, so I'll go outside like I normally do.

September 7th, 2012

I had another meet with the Followers again. This time, however, it happened at my house.

It started when I was watching some funny YouTube videos and talking to my brother over Skype about 12 in the night. Vladimir was going to come over tomorrow, but he got really sick, so he had to delay the flight for a week. As soon as I stopped talking to him, I heard one of my kitchen windows being opened. I grabbed a flashlight and a gun and walked to where I thought the noise came from. I reached the kitchen windows, and saw that the center one had been opened for whatever reason. I grabbed the bottom pane and shut it, and as I was doing this, I saw a member of the Followers standing in the dining room.

I grabbed the light and shined it at the Follower's face. I saw that he was wearing the Forenzik mask, and not the odd baby one. I jumped back a bit, and yelled "Who the hell are YOU?!" He coughed for a bit, and said in a deadpan muffled voice "Hello, Gerasim. I am Toirdhealbhach Quirk, old-time Follower of Freddrick Gorgote. You can call me Toird, for short." I said "Why are you here?" He chuckled, coughed some more, and replied "I'm here to warn you about your fate if you keep researching Happy Appy." I sighed, and asked "Let me guess, you're going to kill me if I delve deeper into the show. I've played this game a few times before, and I was winning all of them!"

Toird coughed some more, before glaring at me. He uttered "Well done. You're right for once in your life, Gerasim! But it's not exactly going to be like that. You see, if you keep researching the show, we're going to slice you up." I laughed at what he had said. He flew into a rage and screamed "DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE, YOU RUSSIAN PIECE OF SHIT?" I decided to respect him and stop laughing at his threat. Telling himself to calm down, Toird calmly replied "Agh, okay. I apologize for that outburst. You see, we're going to grab you by the hair one day and knock you out, like Happy Appy did to the boy in Happy's Parlor. We'll drag you back to where we're hiding, which I will not tell you, and we'll torture you in the most natural way possible. Slowly, that is." He chuckled, which turned into a boisterous madman cackle.

After a lot of laughing, Toird calmed down and said "We'll chop your hands off and feed them to our dogs. Your feet will be no more as we cut them off with a jigsaw. Your nose and eyes will be burnt with a blowtorch. We'll rip out your hair and teeth violently, causing you to bleed from your scalp and gums. After you die, which you probably will after this stage - because you're very weak - we're going to dispose of your body with the good old hung, drawn, and quartered method. After that, we'll pin your body parts onto the most visited buildings of Aberdeen." At this point, I was frightened and disturbed at the same time.

Toird continued to keep talking. "After that, we'll mail some of your body parts to your family. Oh, and your brother? Once he comes over and visits your grave, we'll do THE SAME TO HIM, BUT PROBABLY WORSE!" He did his laughing routine once more before being thrown into a coughing fit. Once he calmed down, he finally said; "Now, listen to my deal; do not research Happy Appy anymore, and we will forget you like you never found the show in the first place! Got that? Well, do you?" I sighed again, and shot him in the chest. He fell over, screaming and laughing in pain. I walked up to him, and said "No. I won't stop researching Happy Appy. When you and your 'brothers' do shit like this, I want to research your show more, Toird. So, listen to my deal. You guys will stop trying to kill me. You got that?"

He chuckled, coughed up some blood, and said "That's one shitty deal! When Freddrick hears about this, he'll spend less time filming episodes... and more time sending us after you, as well as killing children. You've made a very bad mistake, and you are going to regret it. I promise it!" After that, I grabbed my phone and called the police. The entire time, Toird was mocking me, forcing me to tell him to shut up or else he'd be shot again. The police finally came and took Toird away, and I spoke to Sergeant Newport for about ten or twelve minutes about the Followers.

I'm working with him to stop them once and for all. There's only one problem; we don't know where they are, so until Toird coughs up some evidence, it's a mystery to us. At the very least, I have some strong physical evidence to show Newport that Freddrick and his Followers do, in fact, exist.

September 10th, 2012

On the 9th, I got a call from Jim Forester. He had read my post about the 'meeting' with Toird Quirk, and said that he was trying to find more facts about Happy Appy that would help me find out where Freddrick was hiding at. He continued that I should go back to the Otis Lenz factory and the John Wilkinson Summer Camp to see if there were any pieces of evidence that would lead me to where Freddrick is. Tomorrow, I'm going to go back to the Otis Lenz factory and see if I can find any more evidence. Soon after that, I will go to the Summer Camp and do the same thing.

September 11th, 2012

Today, I went back to the Otis Lenz factory. Before you ask, I did find some evidence.

I took the same road I had taken on August 17th to get to the factory. As I reached the old parking lot, I parked my car in the space that was closest to the double doors. The reason is that if there was a Follower there, I could get to my car quicker, and not have to run across the parking lot. Grabbing the flashlight and gun from my meet with Toird, as well as a notebook and pen for when I find any evidence, I went into the factory. Instantly, I saw that it wasn't the same as the first time I went there. Tristan Drews' dead body wasn't there, but the chair was. Also, one of the large machines near the back was missing.

As I left the room where I found Tristan, I found myself inside the room where the employees built the furniture. The conveyor belt was still there, as was some of the tools, but the room was empty otherwise. I went into the room right next to it. The conveyor belt continued, but since there were old, dirty cardboard boxes on the ground, I knew that this was the packaging room. The room next to it was where they shipped the furniture to various retailers. The belt finally stopped, and next to it, there was an intact box of furniture made by the factory. It was covered with dirt, but I dusted it off, and found out that the box contained a chair.

I proceeded to open the box, but I did it away from me, if this was a trap made by Freddrick or one of his Followers. After dumping the contents, I found out that the box, anticlimactically, contained nothing more than the parts of a chair. I went back to the main room to see if I could find any evidence. To the right was a door leading to the offices of the owners of the factory. The door was locked, so I had to destroy the lock with the tools in the furniture assembly room. When I did, I had to go up a staircase before I reached the hallway where the owners' offices were. There were two on the left side, while there were three on the right side. I chose the first office on the right, Travers Grayville's office, because I was closer to it than the others. I opened the door, and looked inside.

Because the door to the offices was locked, there were very few items missing inside. There was nothing in there that looked suspicious, so I closed the door. Heidi Elliott's office was the same, as was Kyler Cotterill's and Brice Teel's. Finally, I got to the office of Otis Lenz, the owner of the factory. As soon as I got into his room, I heard someone walking. I shined the flashlight to where I thought the noise came from, and I saw someone dressed in Forenzik's clothing run towards the window. He was about to jump when he turned his head towards me, and nodded. He jumped out of the window, and landed on the roof of another building nearby. Knowing that a Follower of Freddrick had messed with this room, I started looking around the room for any evidence.

The first place I checked was the bookcase near Otis' desk, since that was the easiest place to hide something. The books were all neatly placed together, albeit beginning to rot, until I got to the bottom row. There, I saw that a few books were sticking out from the rest. I took those books out, and found a note. Unfolding it, I saw that the paper not only had two 'veteran' Followers of Freddrick, Milton Barett and Mervyn Payton, but it had a new one, Kit Niles. Stuffing the note into my pocket, I checked Otis' desk for more evidence. I started with the smaller drawers, and worked my way up to the big one. Each drawer had nothing in it except for the largest one.

When I pulled the large drawer out, a rolled-up note came into my view. Unfurling it, I read the contents.

"Freddrick, I'm now at the Otis Lenz factory. Since Gerasim is coming to look for evidence and possibly break into our hideout with the police, I'm going to put a note to not waste his time here. After I come back I'll talk to you about the John Wilkinson Summer Camp.

Sincerely

Milton Barett"

Now that I knew that Milton was the man who was in the office, I left the factory, since the evidence I got from the desk and bookshelf was enough to help the police in some way. As I was starting my car, I looked to the side, and saw Milton, still on the roof of the building that he jumped on. After turning his head, he proceeded to point at me. I drove out of the parking lot, and looked back. There were three other members hiding in the bushes, ready to kill me if I had parked further away.

I didn't go straight home, however. Stopping at the police station, I barely managed to talk to Newport, who had ended his shift a few minutes ago. After talking to him for a while, I showed and explained the letter and note, which freaked him out. Quickly, Newport said that he and another officer, Ford Faulkner, would go over to the factory tomorrow to find any more evidence. I'll guess I'll wait until they dig up more evidence.

Also, I guess Toird died in jail of his gunshot wound.

September 14th, 2012

I got a letter from Newport today. He said that even though he didn't find a Follower, he did find two more pieces of evidence. The first was a glove that might have belonged to Milton when he jumped away from the building, and the second was a torn jacket in the packaging room. Since the gloves do not have a serial number or tag on them, Newport and Faulkner are going to trace the jacket's serial number to whoever bought it, and see if they can make a new advancement.

September 16th, 2012

Alright, before I go into what happened today, I'm gonna tell you two things. One, they found who owned the jacket, and it wasn't Freddrick or Toird. It actually belonged to Ray Bollia! I'm not sure why his jacket would be there, unless... that would be impossible! Anyways, the second thing is that I went to the John Wilkinson Summer Camp for clues, and yes, I did find some clues. But... maybe one too many.

Around 11 PM, I got in my car and drove to where I had entered the Summer Camp. After taking my gun and flashlight from the backseat, I got out of the car and followed the trail. There were no tracks in the mud other than the footprints that I had made last year, which meant that no one had been to it since. As I went up the path, my light shined on the old sign, which was entirely covered with red spray paint for whatever reason. Further up the path, I eventually reached the summer camp, and it really changed since I entered it last.

The first thing I saw when I got to the grotto where the summer camp was that almost every building in the site was burnt down. More than likely, some of the Followers wanted to get rid of the Summer Camp so that I couldn't find any more evidence. If that was the case, they actually did a good job, except for the fact that Cabin A was still standing! Before I entered Cabin A, I went around looking at the ruins of the other cabins to see if there was something that would help me find where Freddrick was. The first ruin I searched was the one where Forenzik hung up the bodies of Kevin Christianson, Miranda, and Trestan, and I wish I hadn't.

The ruins of Cabin D were full of charred wood, broken glass, fragments of a bed, and rotting pieces of the bodies of Kevin, Miranda, and Trestan. The stench made my eyes water, so, after a minute, I stopped searching for evidence in Cabin D's wreckage. Cabin B and C had no evidence whatsoever, so I was left with Cabin A. When I tried to open the door, it wouldn't budge, so I looked into the cabin. Although it was dark, I could see that someone had put a bed in front of the door so that no one could get in. I grabbed a piece of burnt wood, smashed the window out, and climbed into the room. I reached for the light switch, but as soon as I was about to turn it on, I heard someone shouting at me.

"DO NOT TURN THE LIGHT ON, GERASIM!"

The room went silent for a moment. I said "Why not?" The voice said "Because if you do, all of us in the room will kill you." I froze still, and said "Well, can I at least shine a flashlight on you?" The voice said "Yes. There, you will see how many of us are in this room before we tear you apart." I got the flashlight, and shined it at the other side at the room. Instantly, I stumbled back. In the same room as me were nine Followers, each armed with various knives, scalpels, and axes. One Follower was wearing the Babyface mask, while another wore a bloodstained shirt. The 'leader' of the group stepped forward and said "Now, since you killed our friend Toird, we're going to rip you apart now."

I proceeded to say "Listen, you skinny little motherfuckers! You're all moronic; your attempts to kill me will only result in you being arrested!" Eventually, the leader said "We're going to do it anyways! The police will never find us, ever!" Smiling, I responded "Well, good luck keeping that promise!" Four Followers tried to grab me, but by the time they reached where I was at, I was already out of the window and running back to my car. I could hear the leader saying "GET GERASIM NOW!", as well as other Followers screaming insults and laughing like a girl. They chanted things like "We're going to get you!" and "For Freddrick!" I managed to reach the sign before one Follower tried to slice my head off with his axe. I shot the Follower in the chest, and he fell to the ground, laughing.

Eventually, I reached the car and drove off. The Followers chased my car for a while until I got on the main road. I looked back, and saw the Followers skulking back into the woods. I parked my car in the garage and called the police. After a few minutes, the police came over. I told Newport and Faulkner about the Followers in the Summer Camp and the injured Follower on the dirt path. They replied that they would arrest the injured Follower, investigate the remains of Cabin A for evidence, demolish the remains of the Summer Camp, and use their hounds to try to track down some of the Followers. After leaving, I went into my house and told you about this near-death experience.

September 17th, 2012

The episode didn't come today, if you're wondering. However, I do have some more information on the Followers. First off, the man who I shot turned out to be Lee Jacobson, a newer member of the Followers. Secondly, although they lost the scent of the Followers, they did find a few pieces of evidence in Cabin A. They found a dropped knife, a note which I will post and, strangely enough, a copy of Happy Appy and the Golden Apple. Faulkner gave me the note and disc a couple of hours ago.

Knowing the Followers, I got out the laptop I used for the second Happy Appy creation video, and put the disc in. The contents of the disc were, unsurprisingly, Happy Appy and the Golden Apple. When I clicked on it, the computer froze, and I had to force a shutdown. When the computer booted, I learned that the disc had a virus that permanently damaged the hard drive. After replacing the hard drive and reinstalling Windows 7, I read the note.

"TO MY BROTHER GERASIM...

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WE ARE WATCHING YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP, BUY GROCERIES, RESEARCH OUR SHOW, AND GO TO PLACES RELATED TO US. ONE DAY, WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, ONE OF OUR FOLLOWERS WILL EMERGE FROM THE SHADOWS AND KNOCK YOU OUT. HE OR SHE WILL GO AND TAKE YOU AWAY TO OUR HIDEEOUT THAT I SHALL NOT MENTION BECAUSE WE LIKE SEEING YOU TRY TO FIND OUT WHERE WE ARE. AFTER THAT, WE'LL TORTURE YOU OH YES HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHOHYESHHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

WE'LL RIP YOUR EYES TEETH TONGUE AND HAIR OUT, CUT OFF YOUR FINGERS, TOES, FEET AND HANDS, AND RIP YOUR GUTS OUT. AFTER WE FEAST ON YOUR FLESH WE'LL SEND PIECES OF YOUR BODY TO THE POLICE, YOUR FAMILY IN PERM, AND THE REMAINING MEMBERS OF THAT INFERIOR SHOW! TO TOP IT OFF, WHENEVER SOMEONE OPENS A LETTER CONTAINING YOUR BODY PART, THEY WILL TAKE A DOSAGE OF ANTHRAX TO THE FACE, MEANING THAT MORE PEOPLE WILL DIE THANKS TO US

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO STOP THIS FATE, STOP RESEARCHING HAPPY APPY IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, GERASIM. BUT, WE MIGHT JUST TORTURE AND KILL YOU EVEN IF YOU STOP RESEARCHING. MY GROUP IS LIKE A HYDRA. KILL ONE MEMBER, AND TWO MORE SHALL JOIN IN HIS PLACE. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP THE FOLLOWERS FOREVER. SO, IN SHORT

STOP RESEARCHING HAPPY APPY!

SINCERELY

FREDDRICK GORGOTE."

Even if he keeps sending me shit like this, there is no way in hell that he's going to truly frighten me.

September 18th, 2012

Today, I was finally emailed "Happy's Hotel" by the man.

It began with Happy Appy at his ruined house, saying "Hello kids! Today, your old pal Happy Appy is going to buy a hotel today!" Happy drives a van to a rundown hotel for sale. Happy gets on the phone with the real estate manager, and buys the hotel for a mere 5,000 dollars. It cuts to a two-minute montage of Happy Appy refurbishing the hotel with various pieces of furniture, replacing the wallpaper and carpet, and cleaning the bathroom. Interestingly, not only did Happy put a portrait of Napoleon XIV on a wall, but in the main lobby, he put up a portrait of Norman Bates.

I could just tell by the fact that he put up a portrait of the main antagonist from Psycho that the plot would involve killing people in a hotel or motel. After that, Happy opens up his hotel, and the first customer is a kid and his parents. The parents are taking the child on vacation, and they need a place to stay for a while. Happy gives them Room 1E, or as Happy calls it, "The Vacation Room". The three go up to Room 1E, and it opens up to show that the room is decorated like they're at the beach. The wall is covered with a panorama of a beach, the furniture is made out of fake bamboo, and there is an aquarium near the window.

The family thanks Happy and leave for the beach. While they're away, Happy meets up with Freddrick, who was in the lobby reading a newspaper. Happy tells him that they have their first customer coming in tonight, and how Freddrick should kill the three when they're asleep. Freddrick agrees, and goes back to reading the news. It cuts to the following night, where the family is sleeping in their bed. Freddrick is seen looming over the three. He proceeds to lean over the bed, grab his scimitar knife, and quickly slices their throats. After that Happy is seen doing a death smile as Freddrick starts cutting up the family off-screen. After a few minutes, Freddrick exits the room with a bloody trash bag, goes to the basement, and puts the bag in a metal trashcan.

Three days pass, and it's revealed that Happy and Freddrick had killed seven more people, and stole the victims' money to buy more torture tools. However, on the fourth day of Happy's Hotel opening, Danny is seen at the park, reading the news. He reads an article about people mysteriously disappearing at Happy's Hotel. Danny is shocked, so he drops the newspaper and storms over to Happy's Hotel. He throws the door open and slams his hands on the desk where Happy is at, screaming "Why are you killing people?" Happy gives a death smile, and says "Because it's fun to see them scream, Danny!" Danny replies "If you don't stop, I will tell the police that you've murdered people."

Freddrick runs over and tries to stab Danny's hand. Danny quickly moves his hand, and runs off. Freddrick corners him, but Danny grabs a lighter from his pocket and sets the floor on fire. As Danny runs out of the hotel, Happy and Freddrick try to put out the fire, but it grows too big to be controlled. Happy and Freddrick run out of the Hotel, and it shows the hotel on fire until it collapses in. After that, Happy starts a long string of swears, while Freddrick tries to calm him down. Happy said "We'll get Danny one day, won't we, Freddrick!" Freddrick nods his head, and the episode ends. Interestingly, there was no promo for the next episode.

September 21st, 2012

Today, I researched some more on the Happy Appy Movie that had the stop motion surgery scene. After talking to Jim and looking up on Google and various other websites, I managed to round-up three confirmed facts about how the fake Movie was created. ?The Movie first appeared on black markets a few weeks after Freddrick aired "The Towers". Part 2 was separated from Part 1, and first appeared a week later. ?Some members of the crew who helped work on the Movie would go on to be in the Followers, like Willy Batts, Lee Jacobson, and Dudley Frankin. ?The stop motion surgery took up most of the time and budget that the crew worked on the movie, which is why the other scenes looked like they had a lower budget than the rest of the episodes.

I know it's not a new episode or a meet with a Follower, but it's at least something to hold you over until I get the next episode.

September 22nd, 2012

Okay, look. I'll just say this now. Do not send me strange e-mails pretending to be Freddrick or any of his Followers. This is the third time someone has done this, and it's getting pretty tiring. Considering how much stress I'm under, this isn't helping me. To quote from an email sent today,

"I am freddrick gorgote haha!!!! I'm coming to take you away haha, and I will skin you and eat your skin and flesh and feed the rest to my EVIL followers!!!!"

If you're going to troll me, at least make new e-mail addresses before doing it. I'm probably going to be restricting access to only a few people, though, because based on what I've read, people think I'm a fucking maniac.

September 24th, 2012

Today, I was sent "Happy and the Demolition Derby" by that man.

Unlike the other episodes, which rehash the intro from Season 1, the intro for this episode was different. The production reel theme was being played on a piano, while reused footage from Season 2 started playing. Interestingly, there wasn't any from the snuff episodes for whatever reason. After the music ended, the title of the episode came up in a plain Arial font.

The episode begins with Happy Appy passing out fliers as big as his head to random children in the park. He turns to the camera and says "Hey kids! It's your good old pal, Happy Appy! I'm entering a demolition derby tomorrow, and I'm trying to get some kids to support me and come to the race!" It cuts to Happy healing a girl who had cut herself on a small piece of wood. Happy tells her that she should come and support him at the demolition derby. She agrees, but says "Happy, what could I do to support you in the demolition derby?" Happy kindly tells her that she can hold up signs in the audience while he races.

It goes to a few hours later, where Happy Appy is seen at a new, larger house watching Hurt Happy on TV. Someone is heard knocking on the door. Happy opens it, and the person knocking out to be Freddrick, who has a demented smirk on his face. They both talk casually about the weather and other things, until Happy derails the conversation and orders Freddrick to stand close to the bleachers because he has something planned for the event. Freddrick somehow knows what Happy is talking about, and they both laugh in high-pitched voices.

It cuts to a few days later, where it shows Happy and Freddrick standing in front of the arena where the derby is going to be held. As Happy is about to enter the arena, Freddrick wishes him good luck. Happy's vehicle is shown, which is an ambulance with metal spikes on it. It zooms into the front of the car, and Happy proceeds to say "Just so you know, I didn't choose my van for the derby. Old Happy doesn't want to get his van wrecked again!" The intercom announces that the derby would start in five minutes. For nearly a minute, Happy Appy does a death smile. After that, Happy opens the window and starts waving at the children.

After four minutes of filler, the demolition derby begins. For a while, stock footage of a demolition derby from the late 1990s plays. It often cuts to Happy Appy driving his vehicle and the children in the audience. As the scene goes on, Happy seems to get more demented and violent, as in trying to ram other cars at fast speeds, while Amazing Grace faintly plays in the background. Five minutes later, Happy turns to the camera and says "It's time! What a good way to kill children, oh yes! I AM A GENIUS!"

Happy looks out the window, and finds the girl that he talked to in the beginning, holding a sign saying "GO HAPPY!" He violently turns his car to her area in the bleachers and starts revving up at full speed. Soon, he begins running over all the people in the audience, especially the children. A lot of children run off from Happy's ambulance, but several Followers block the exits in the arena, helping Happy run them over. Happy turns his head to the audience, and find out that Danny is watching Happy, angrier than ever. Danny backs up into a corner of the bleachers, hoping that Happy hadn't seen him. Happy realizes that he could finally kill Danny, so he drives as fast as he can into the area where Danny is.

However, Danny gets out in time, and the ambulance crashes into a wall. The driver's side door breaks off, and Happy Appy falls out. Danny jumps into the ambulance and hijacks it as Happy drags himself away. Danny begins driving around, looking for Happy. He looks in the rear view mirror, and finds Happy Appy cowering in fear. Danny chuckles, smiles, and completely steamrolls Happy over. An unreal amount of blood sprays in every direction, covering the stands with it, and Happy lets out a deafening screech of pain. Danny ends up accidentally flipping the ambulance over, causing him to fall out. He limps out of the arena.

It shows Happy's corpse for a minute. His right pupil was missing, and his stem was shorter for some reason. Happy's teeth were missing, showing his tongue. The way his mouth looked was almost like he was laughing. Finally, his stick was missing. The surviving kids run over to Happy's corpse for whatever reason, and start to cry. One of the kids begins to have a seizure and lets out the same screech as Happy did when he got run over. Another kid just stands there like a statue, expressing no emotion. This goes on for about six minutes until their parents, who are actually the Followers without their masks and with heavy makeup on to hide their identity, arrive and drag the screaming children off, while laughing.

At night, it cuts to the arena again, where Freddrick lights up Happy's body. Freddrick is wearing a different costume this time, consisting of a grey long coat, a bulletproof vest, a fedora, a belt with "FG" on it, and grey pants and boots. He still wears the mask, though, but only the facial portion is being worn. While Happy's corpse burns, Freddrick and his Followers start dancing around Happy's burning body, while singing some sort of folk song. The dead children are still visible, and a few police sirens can be heard. Interestingly, another Happy Appy walks in, with white eyes this time. He proceeds to remark one of the strangest lines in the series:

"It's funny to see that those people think that they can just kill a clay puppet. Sadly, anyone can rebuild one and bring life to it. It really never gets old, does it, Mervyn?"

It zooms to Mervin, who nods, and the dead Happy starts to float.

The credits are the same, but nothing plays over the credits. Oddly enough, after the credits, instead of the promo, it shows the making of the episode, which is 21 minutes long, making the episode last for 51 minutes.

September 26th, 2012

Oh, great. Freddrick has left yet another unfinished post in my drafts. It reads as below, and ends mid-sentence.

Gerasim, you have no idea what I'm going to do to you. I've been particularly busy these past few months, making brand new Happy Appy episodes for the black market. However, I thought that I should be focusing on killing you, not making new episodes! My Followers are useless. I'll probably kill them late

It appears that I must have woken up once again before he finished the post.

December 4th, 2012

I haven't been on the blog in 3 months and one day due to more family related matters. Vladimir still hasn't come over and one of my friends from school was killed in a car accident, which wasn't caused by another person. Thankfully, I didn't see Freddrick on my hiatus. However, he did leave one more text file on my computer under the filename warning_freddy_rick.txt

HELLO GERASIM. BOARD UP YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS LIKE NEVER BEFORE. MY FOLLOWERS AND I ARE COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY FOREVER AND EVER HA-HA.

YOU'RE FRIENDS AT THE FORENZIK AND FRIENDS HAPPY APPY FUN TIMES STUDIOS,

FREDDY, JOHNNY, MERVYN, AND NASH

I'm actually a bit worried now, Freddrick won't stop threatening me, his Followers are after my blood, and worst of all? I adopted a stray cat last week, and yesterday, I found the cat dead on the front porch, with huge slash marks going across her face. I need to do something about this.

Oh yeah, and some more episodes have been announced while I was gone. They are Happy's Hotel, Part 2, Forenzik Rises, and Forenzik Rises Part 2. Also, another movie has been announced and it's probably going to be in three parts. The promo for Happy's Hotel, Part 2 shows the hotel being set on fire by Happy, burning the new family inside, with Danny running in terror. It abruptly ends. I wonder if these have been filmed a while ago, because Freddrick couldn't possibly attempt to kill me while making new episodes.

I have yet to receive the promo for Forenzik Rises and Forenzik Rises Part 2. The second Happy Appy Movie's first part has been has been leaked into a torrent under the name HAM_P1_Forenzik-Final.avi. Just so you know, the man who has sent me the episode downloads gave me the torrent. During the time I was gone, two more Followers were arrested. They were Michael Abel and Windsor Sherburne, which is nice to know. But, other than the Followers themselves, who knows how many of Freddrick's minions there are?

Post 2

I have just finished downloading and seeding the first part of the second Happy Appy movie, hopefully I will post about it in either tomorrow or a week from now.

December 5th, 2012

Today, Jim finally managed to get Nickelodeon to talk about Happy Appy, and told me to come over. Here's the conversation I had with a manager.

Me: Uh, hello?

Manager: Ah, hello. You are Gerasim Yakovlev, right?

Me: Yeah.

Manager: Well, I just wanted to say that your blog is quite frankly one of the most interesting things I've ever read.

Me: Oh, thanks. I have a couple of questions to ask you about the show.

Manager: Of course! I'll try to answer them.

Me: First, why was Attack of the Killer Apples declined?

Manager: The show wasn't exactly funny, the budget would have been too large, and the fact that we would have to pay copyrights to make a parody title of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes made us decline it.

Me: Alright. Where exactly did they film the playground?

Manager: Well, they either filmed it at one of two places: a set inside the studio or at an actual playground that the set was designed to look like.

Me: Why did you air that Happy Appy episode, even though the show was banned?

Manager: Uh...we didn't air the Classroom episode at all. It has to be that Freddrick man or one of his Followers.

Me: Alright, that explains a lot. Goodbye.

December 6th, 2012

Today, I finally got around to watching Happy's Hotel, Part 2.

The intro was the same as Happy and the Demolition Derby. There were various clips of the later seasons playing over a piano rendition of the theme song. However, there were some notable differences. First off, the clips, which were originally all Season 2, had some Season 3 mixed in as well. Also, the clips in question were from the snuff scenes, with a subtitle at the beginning saying "Suggestion from a Russian fan". That was very funny, Freddrick. After the music ends, the video clip, which was the murder of Jenny, explodes into a million pieces, and the title comes up in Comic Sans.

It begins with Happy Appy watching a news report on the burning of Happy's Hotel. He laughs at the report, but just as he is about to turn the TV off, someone knocks on his door again. Happy walks over to the door, opens it, and Happy gives a death smile. Freddrick walks into the house, saying "Hey Happy! I want to tell you something!" Happy says "Hey, Freddrick. That whole hotel thing was fun, wasn't it? Killing families in the dead of night is certainly an interesting sight! We should do it again!" Freddrick agrees, and it cuts to a montage of Happy and Freddrick buying building supplies at a rip-off of The Home Depot. They go over to the ruins of the hotel, and try to rebuild it, resulting in a 3 minute long slapstick scene similar to the Laurel and Hardy short "The Finishing Touch".

Oh, I must mention that Freddrick was wearing the same costume that he wore in the ritual scene in the Demolition Derby episode. I guess it's his new costume.

Eventually, the hotel is finished, and looks like the one in the original Happy's Hotel, but larger and with a different paint job. After opening the hotel, Freddrick goes up to the counter and waits for a customer. A kid and his friends come in and ask for the room with the biggest bed. Freddrick gives them the key to room 2A, and the kids run up to the room. They open the door, and it shows what looks like a regular hotel room, but the bed is twice as large as a regular hotel bed. The kids jump on it, make a tent out of the sheets, and play video games. Finally, it cuts to a few hours later, where the kids are asleep in bed.

Freddrick and Happy argue over who is going to kill the kids, until they reach an agreement. Happy will kidnap them and murder the kids in his van, while Freddrick cleans up the room. Happy walks up to the room, and sneaks behind the three kids. He dabs a cloth with chloroform and puts it over their mouths. Eventually, the kids pass out, and Happy drags them to his van. After an unusually long murder scene, which was eight minutes long, Happy comes out of his van and does a death smile, before coming back into the hotel. It cuts to Freddrick with a plastic bag full of body parts in it. He dumps them into the same metal trashcan, which is overflowing with body parts.

Three weeks pass, and Happy and Freddrick have murdered around seven families. As Freddrick grabs some coffee, a police officer comes in, saying "Hello. I want to inspect this hotel." Freddrick puts his coffee on a counter and says "Sure thing!" The officer begins to inspect various rooms, which are all clean. After a few minutes, he comes out, saying "Alright, the hotel is clean. I needed to know this because of the various disappearances on this lot." Freddrick clearly lies "Don't worry, officer. No one has disappeared in my hotel, so you don't have to worry about it." The police officer obviously falls for his lies, and says "Okay, that's good." After leaving, Happy comes out of the bathroom and talks to Freddrick.

They discuss how well Freddrick had 'fooled' the police officer, and how they should trick Danny into staying at their hotel. It cuts to a few hours later, where Danny is walking down the street where the Hotel is. He looks up, and sees the sign, which had been changed to say "Kingsley's Hotel". Danny realizes that the hotel was on the same lot as Happy's Hotel, and decides to pay the hotel a visit. He comes in, and Freddrick is seen at the counter, but wearing only a shirt and the bulletproof vest. Also, his hair is orange for whatever reason. Freddrick says "Hello! Welcome to Kingsley's Hotel. Would you like a room?" Danny says "Of course", and Freddrick leads him to Room 1B. Danny decides to pretend he's sleeping on the bed, knowing that Happy would try to kill him.

In the hallway, Freddrick and Happy talk about burning down the hotel again if only to kill Danny once and for all. Happy sneaks into Room 1A, where another family happens to be staying. He proceeds to get a lighter and throw it on the bed. Instantly, the bed catches on fire, and it cuts to Danny, who had fallen asleep by accident. The sounds of screaming, gurgling, and burning forces him awake. Danny tries to open the door leading out of his room, but it's locked. All of a sudden, the wall near his bed collapses, revealing the burning room next to him. It also drops a flaming body on the floor, setting Danny's room on fire.

Danny proceeds to ram down the door in order to escape. Just as the fire is about to reach the area where the door is, Danny breaks through the door and climbs out. He runs into the lobby, and sees that all the rooms are on fire now. For a while, the sounds of people screaming, the burning of various objects, crying, and glass breaking are heard. Danny runs away from the hotel, and Happy and Freddrick climb up the same mountainside in Happy the Pirate. They watch as the hotel catches on fire and collapses. Danny falls on his face on the sidewalk, and looks at the ruins of the hotel. Burnt people are seen running away from it, screaming and crying, and after a few minutes, police cars and ambulances come over to the ruins.

After that scene, the credits roll. However, Freddrick Gorgote and his brother Johnny talk over them, discussing their favorite parts of the episode. While Freddrick likes the scene where Danny is nearly killed, Johnny says he liked the part with the three kids. The episode ends without a promo.

Post 2

I have just been emailed the promo for Forenzik Rises. The file name was "Forrisepromo.mp4", and the promo is one minute and 45 seconds long. Interestingly, in the file's metadata, it was created in late August. This might not seem important to a few people, but it gives some light on how Freddrick is stalking me and sending Followers after me, since he made the episodes months back! The promo begins with a flashback to Happy's Vacation and Hurt Happy from Season 1 with Freddrick in a deep voice saying "Before Happy went insane, all was well for children around his town..." very slowly.

After that, Freddrick says, in an insane voice, "After Happy went insane, things just weren't the same!" in the same deep tone. It shows a clip Happy Appy running over Miranda from Mean Miranda, a close up of the rotten apple from Happy Appy and the Golden Apple, and the scene where he tries to kill June. It shows Freddrick literally crawling out of a hole in the ground, "rising". The muddy ground and grey block near Freddrick's head could mean that he was rising out of a grave in a graveyard. The promo abruptly ends.

This might be an interesting episode.

December 9th, 2012

I have watched Forenzik Rises Part 1. Oddly enough, the intro didn't start with the Happy Appy theme or any clips at all! It started with the promo, indicating that it wasn't a promo at all, but the first minutes of the episode. After that, it shows Freddrick being arrested by police officers. His remaining Followers are arrested after. I will say that Freddrick has a lot of Followers. I mean, holy shit. I counted them, and there are at least 30 Followers! Freddrick and a few of the Followers are taken to a police station for questioning. The video stopped and went to black, but the audio kept playing for whatever reason.

The officer who arrested Freddrick steps up and say "Hello, Freddrick Gorgote. Today, we are questioning you on the illegally made snuff TV show called Happy Appy, which you have been illegally distributing to various black markets and continuing the show since it was cancelled, making two more seasons." Freddrick panics, and for a moment, goes to his sane form and says "I-it wasn't me! It was that Forenzik m-man!" One of the officers rudely says "Whatever!" and another says "Hey, hey. Let's test this guy's mental abilities." A fourth officer says "Yeah, guys. Let's ask this Freddrick man about his life before Forenzik comes to ligh-" before the audio turns to static. The laughing of Freddrick as Forenzik and the pained screams of the officers can be heard, however..

The whole entire episode was about 3 minutes long, making it probably THE shortest episode in the entire run of the series. There was no promo or clip for Part 2.

December 11th, 2012

Three more episodes have been just emailed to me, but I will say one thing. To whoever is mailing me episodes, I will not accept them until I'm done with the last one sent, okay? Anyways, the episodes are called "Happy Appy Goes to the Circus (Redux)", "The Followers", and "The Followers, Part 2". The episode after The Followers will probably be a prequel to the second Happy Appy movie.

The only one I got emailed a synopsis for was the first of the three, Happy Appy Goes to the Circus (Redux). It was "Happy returns to the Banana Brothers circus, only to find them bankrupt, poor, and with no acts. [S]" It appears to be a sequel to Happy Appy Goes to The Circus from Season 1.

December 12th, 2012

I was trying to drive to the supermarket, because I've been so paranoid that I've been unable to complete any tasks if they force me to go outside. When I opened the car door, the interior was covered with blood. I looked below the seat, and found the rotting remains of another stray cat. Below the cat was a note that said this:

"I NAMED HIM FRED.

-NASH"

It was overly disturbing, but I can't go into full detail about it. I've got the next full episode of Happy Appy, Forenzik Rises Part 2. This episode was a lot longer; while the first part was almost 3 minutes long, the second part was 55 minutes, making it the longest episode without a non-promo bonus feature. The episode begins with an odd intro. There are no clips playing, only black. Freddrick singing the theme song faintly can be heard. It fades into the title, "Forenzik Rises Part 2". The title explodes, letting us see the subtitle, "THEY ALL DIE."

It fades into Freddrick - who was dressed up as Michael Myers with a Freddy Krueger glove for no clear reason -sitting on Happy Appy's couch. A distressed Happy walks into frame and says "Kids, I'm depressed today." Freddrick looks at Happy, who blandly says "I cannot seem to kill that assho- uh, menace named Danny! Perhaps this will be the day when I give up killing people forever!" Freddrick tries to assure Happy that the next time, Danny would die painfully, and they will be able to murder children for the rest of their lives. Happy replies, "Freddrick, you ARE amazing! And you're right. Killing kids is too, well, fun to give up! Plus, there was always a certain Russian guy I wanted to kill..." Very funny.

Freddrick puts on a hockey-mask, grabs a hacksaw, and runs outside. He calls out for Danny, but no voice sounding like Danny's responds to Freddrick. It cuts to Danny driving down badly green screened footage of Time Square. This goes on for a long time, possibly beating the driving scenes from Happy's Birthday. Danny's tire is blown out by Freddrick, and he crashes into a ditch. Danny's forehead is cut open, while he yells that his legs and arms are broken. Freddrick laughs and runs over there to kill Danny once and for all, but by the time he gets there, he realizes that Danny was faking his arm and leg injuries. What later occurs is a minute-long fight scene between Freddrick and Danny.

It ends with Danny being accidentally knocked out by the van's door. Happy is still at home, sitting down on the couch watching TV. Freddrick walks in, carrying the knocked out Danny. Happy Appy is excited, believing that Danny is actually dead. However, Freddrick says "Uhhh, Happy, he's just knocked out! He's not dead." Happy goes ballistic and 'attacks' Freddrick for not killing Danny. After a while of 'fighting', Freddrick agrees with letting Happy painfully murder Danny.

It cuts to Danny tied to a chair, while Happy and Freddrick watch TV. Danny wakes up, and asks where he is. Happy replies, "You're at our house, Danny! We wanted you to feel every single ounce of pain, so we waited until you woke up!" Freddrick gets out lighter fluid to pour on Danny, until Happy interrupts him and tells him that he wants to pour the fluid on Danny. Somehow, Danny realizes that he can untie himself. While Happy and Freddrick are arguing about the lighter fluid, Danny slowly slips out of the chair, and hides behind one of the walls, listening to them. Happy finds out that Danny is gone, and begins letting out a long string of curses at Freddrick, who looks on in shock. Happy attacks him again, but this time with the intention to kill him.

In self-defense, Freddrick reaches for a scalpel, and stabs Happy in the eye with it, blinding him in one eye. Freddrick pulls out the scalpel, allowing Happy to fall unconscious due to blood loss. In a fit of rage, Freddrick throws lighter fluid all over the house, lights a match, and ignites the entire house. Freddrick runs out of the house and locks the door so that Happy can't get out. He stands in the front yard, watching as the entire place crumble to the ground. He remarks that nobody can stand in his way now that Happy Appy is dead. It cuts to behind Freddrick, where the same soulless Happy Appy from the Demolition Derby episode is standing. Freddrick begins to freak out, realizing that he has no torture tools to use. The soulless Happy Appy death smiles and the scene fades out to black.

Finally, after a minute, it fades back in, to show the soulless Happy, who is completely red, doing the same smile, while his eyes begin to glow white. It slowly fades into Freddrick, who is absolutely torn apart. The last scene before the credits was the charred remains of Happy Appy and Danny in the destroyed house. The credits play over the image of the soulless Happy, with what sounds like a cover of "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa" by Freddrick and his Followers.

This episode was weird and fucked up. I wonder if these events will come into play in the second movie. Until it gets released, I pray that I'm not murdered in my sleep by Freddrick.

December 14th, 2012

I watched Happy Appy Goes to the Circus (Redux) today.

It starts out with the soulless Happy Appy standing over the remains of Happy and Danny. The soulless Happy's eyes and body colors slowly turn into what Happy Appy's are, and he says "Hey kids! Ignore that my house burned down and those pathetic people are dead!" He walks over to his black van, or, should I say, the remains of his black van. He says sarcastically "Oh no! My van got burned down! Whatever shall I do now?" After giving a death smile, he says "Don't worry! Until I get another van, I'm going to take Danny's car!" Happy grabs car keys from Danny's pant pocket, climbs into his car, and drives off.

Happy is on a 'highway' when he says "Hey, since Danny returned, I've felt very nostalgic about my other, less natural friends. I'm going to see if the Banana Brothers are still in business!" Happy drives over to where the tent used to be, but instead of a colorful tent, there is a patch of dirt where the Banana Brothers are sitting, crying. In the background, you can see a tower in the background being built that looks like the Freedom Tower. Presumably, that was where the Towers where before they were destroyed. Happy walks over to the Banana Brothers and says "What's wrong?" Ben Banana, who was the one in the top hat, said "We ran out of money, and we don't have any more acts to work for us!" Happy turns to the camera and says "Don't worry, Ben and Billy! My friends and I will gladly give you money and some acts to restart your circus!"

The Banana Brothers are very happy to hear Happy's offering, and Happy goes off-screen for a few minutes. During this, the Banana Brothers just sit there, not doing a thing. Eventually, Happy comes back with wads of money. He gives them to the Banana Brothers, and Happy says his acts will come in next week. It cuts to a week later, where Happy introduces his acts to the Banana Brothers. Most of them are Followers dressed in various costumes, but a few acts have, or are entirely made up of, clay fruit puppets. It cuts to another week later, where various people enter the circus. Happy Appy talsk to the Banana Brothers off-stage about how amazing the circus performance will be. Finally, the Banana Brothers come onstage and start off the circus.

It cuts to an 8-minute montage of the acts performing. Unlike Happy Appy Goes to the Circus, these circus scenes were actually decent, which is not surprising considering that Freddrick has more workers to help him produce episodes faster. After various stock circus acts, it goes to the intermission, where Happy is seen wandering backstage. One of the Followers walks up to him and says "Hey Happy, we've set up the walkie-talkies. Tell us when to do the Grand Finale." Happy says "Alright! I'll say "Grand Finale" when it's the right time, and you do your stuff!" The Follower goes off-screen, murderously laughing.

It plays a second 8-minute montage scene, but when it is at the last act, the Jujube Jugglers, Happy grabs the walkie-talkie and says in a psychotic voice "Grand Finale!" It cuts to a short Follower and a tall Follower near the cages where the tigers and bears are being held. The short one gets Happy's message, nudges the tall one, and they both release the tigers and bears. The tigers run into the bleachers and start attacking the audience, while the bears attack the various acts. Another Follower startles an elephant, which also runs into the bleachers and tramples people who try to escape. The Banana Brothers are horrified and try to stop the animals, but an obese Asian Follower runs up to the Brothers and peels their skin off. Finally, Freddrick walks into the tent, as fit as he ever was. He sees all the chaos that has gone on, and decides to end the soulless Happy's life, even if it meant killing a few of his Followers.

He grabs a torch and sets fire to the tent. The survivors start running away, trying to escape the blazing circus. A few successfully escape before the circus starts collapsing in on itself, setting even more things on fire. Freddrick skips away as it cuts to the soulless Happy Appy trying to get out of the circus. He tries to go through a wall but it is quickly lit on fire. He waits until a piece of the wall collapses, and escapes through that route. For the rest of the episode, it shows the circus burning to a crisp, with various shots of the inside. At the end, there were no credits or a promo. All that was on the screen was an image, saying "THE FOLLOWERS COMING SOON". Either it's saying the episode is coming soon or the Followers themselves are coming to your house soon.

December 17th, 2012

Last night, I had a nightmare that I woke up on a playground. Freddrick and all 40ish of his Followers surrounded me, all with that freaky death smile. I couldn't move, and every time I tried to, they all would walk closer to me. After what felt like a lifetime, I found the ability to stand up, and they all began attacking me like cannibals. It just felt too vivid to be a nightmare.

I woke up in sweat, screaming. To calm myself down, I turned on the computer, watched some funny videos, and talked to some of my friends on the missing episode forums I usually visit. It was unsettling, because the time I was doing those things, I heard loud scratching and whispering at the window. I tried to ignore it, but it kept going on. Finally, I grabbed my handgun, which I pretty much have with me at all times, and shot through the window. However, there was nobody there. I guess the scratching and whispering was a part of my imagination. Or am I just getting too worked up? I don't know, but no matter what, I will not let Freddrick take over my life.

December 18th, 2012

Someone broke into my e-mail account and changed the password! How did he do that? I was online all night, and I would've known if he broke in. Oh yeah, and I looked in my "Videos" folder, and found "hpyapyTHEFOLLOWERSpt1of2.wmv" in there. The entire thing was 4 hours, and 15 minutes, making it the longest episode by far.

There's no real intro, just "Happy Appy" written in default VHS font. It begins with Freddrick burying the remains of Happy and Danny in a grave, and the soulless Happy in another grave, while calm soothing music plays. After burying them, he drives Danny's car off a cliff, to avoid any evidence being found by the police. He swims back to dry land, and catches his breath. He turns to the camera and says "Hello, I'm Forenzik, or Freddrick Gorgote. After a long time partnership with Happy Appy, we've decided that all good things must end. In other words, I killed him, after he viciously attacked me, along with Danny, who we've been going after for a decade. Now that they're both dead, I can focus on just being a killer, and no longer playing second fiddle to that clay apple. I would like you to meet my Followers now!"

The camera distorts, and cuts to a long dirty hallway, with some specks of blood on the wall. Freddrick turns to a large room with a bunch of chairs. Freddrick tells the camera that the chairs are for the Followers, and they should be coming any minute. Right as he says that, loud footsteps are heard, and all the Followers, who there are about 50 of, walk into the room and sit down. One of the Followers asks why there is a camera in the room. Freddrick tells them to ignore it. He puts the camera down, and holds up a photo of me to the crowd of Followers. Freddrick begins yelling at his own Followers, about why they haven't been able to capture me. They cower in fear of him, and he tells them that if they don't capture and kill me, they will all be murdered.

They all nod their heads, still afraid of him, and run out of the building. He goes with them, telling them to hide behind some of the buildings, because he somehow knew that they were close to where I go to work at, and they would get me while I was driving there. When it shows outside, I immediately recognized that they were in the slaughterhouse! Freddrick pulls out a cell phone, talking to his Followers through it, like it was a walkie-talkie. After nearly an hour of just filler of him talking to the Followers, he yells that he sees me, and they can jump out now. I quickly saw that this was from August 4th, because the same events play out. He drops the phone, runs at my car, and I run him over. The camera falls on the ground and distorts.

The Followers stand around Freddrick, while one of them grabs the camera and films him lying on the ground, with blood pouring out of his legs. He yells at them for not jumping out when told to, and forces them to drive off and follow me to work. About six Followers, including the camera-man, get into a rusty truck. Two Followers sit in the front, while the rest stay hidden in the back. What occurs is a long driving scene, which is odd, considering how fast they're driving. They somehow catch up with my car, without me even noticing it's being driven by two Followers. They follow me until I get to my job at the police station, when they park the truck in a large ditch.

For a while, it's them quietly looking in on random people in the building, hoping to find me in there. Somehow, they do not, despite the fact I have a huge window in my office. One of the women notices the Followers stalking near the building, and calls the police on her phone. They quickly run off to the truck, and drive off, faster than the state limit allows. They accidentally go so fast they wreck into someone else, all the Followers in the back, fly out, and most of them die, including the man they crashed into. The camera is wrecked and displays a lot of static, but not to the point that you can't tell the police arriving at the wreck and arresting the two surviving Followers. The camera is picked up by an officer, who turns it off.

It cuts to Freddrick, who is recording himself by a low quality cell phone, laid on a table, being alerted about the wreck by a report on TV about it. The sane Freddrick resurfaces, takes off his mask, and says "Oh my god, what have I done?", and the episode fades to black, with no credits. It fades into, "TO BE CONTINUED IN THE FOLLOWERS PART 2" and the episode ends.

December 19th, 2012

The promo of The Followers, Part 2 was sent to my new e-mail (my old one is now Freddrick's, I guess). Also, the torrent for the second movie turned out to be a fake.

It begins with Freddrick narrating over footage of "Happy Appy Goes to the Circus (Redux)" in a dark tone, and fades to black. It flashes to Happy Appy's hand rising from his grave, Freddrick being struck by lightning, Danny's body being set on fire, Happy fighting Freddrick, the Followers eating human body parts at a large table, Happy and Freddrick stabbing someone clean through the face, a picture of me being lit on fire, and the soulless Happy Appy being crushed against a wall.

After that, it shows Happy Appy and Freddrick jumping out of a burning building, it freeze frames, and the title "The Followers, Part 2" pops up in the Friday the 13th font, and it ends. All I can say is that I'm going to visit my brother for a few days, because I rarely get to see him, and I know Freddrick and his Followers can't get me there. I promise I will be back by the first of January to talk about the movie.

December 25th, 2012

Yes, Gerasim is finally gone, and now, it is only I, Freddrick Gorgote. Here's a tip, Gerasim, do not leave a slip of paper with your passwords on it. I mean, you're making it too easy for me! Anyways, I hope you enjoy your vacation in Russia or wherever you're going as much as I'll enjoy slicing through your chest with a buzz saw. When you come back, I hope you enjoy the Happy Appy 2 movie. I spent months editing it, and it's so...natural.

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention something! I've kidnapped more people and forced them to be a Follower. There will be nowhere left to go, Gerasim. If you leave town, we will follow you. If you fly away, I will get a new identity, fly with you, and get some foreign Followers to take you away. Also, I've decided to stop wearing that pathetic disguise! I'll just update my look so that I'll look like another everyday natural human being.

Good luck, Gerasim.

I'll be waiting.

January 2nd, 2013

Oh god, Freddrick has been on my blog again. I must say, I'm not much surprised, in fact, nothing surprises me anymore, it all just feels natural. Anyways, as I promised, I watched the second part of The Followers.

It begins where the first part of The Followers left off, with Freddrick's sane side coming back, and him looking at the news in disbelief. However, what isn't shown on the news broadcast is one of the Followers admitting who he's working for, and where Freddrick is located. It cuts to a live police raid, where a news reporter is standing in front of the slaughterhouse reporting on it.

Freddrick looks outside, and notices the police cars and news station vans, he quickly runs into the darkness, and puts his mask back on, hoping to not be found. The police break in, and began hunting for him, while shouting insults at him at the same time. Forenzik begins to come back out, and Freddrick tries to fight him off, while staying hidden at the same time. Eventually, he gives out and Forenzik 'rises', and takes out his knife, walking with a demented smirk on his face.

He begins to attempt to murder the several police officers, but gets hit with tear gas, knocking him out. The news report is shown recording the police carrying Freddrick's body into the squad car. Several children are seen being released from the slaughterhouse, reuniting with their parents. It cuts to live footage of one of the news reports, announcing several details, such as Freddrick being the director of "a rare Nickelodeon show", and him being responsible for many deaths over the past 5 years.

For some reason, Danny is seen giving a smug smile while Freddrick is being driven away by the officers, while many of the kids' parents talk to different cameras. A bunch of tapes, which I assume are the 3rd season of Happy Appy, besides "Forenzik Rises", are being carried out. The scene fades out, after what feels like the most satisfying scene in the entire history of Happy Appy. However, like some people say, all good things must come to an end. This is where the real footage ends, and the fake movie footage begins.

It abruptly cuts to a sane Freddrick, wearing a stereotypical police uniform, on an electric chair. He isn't wearing the costume he normally wears, and has a grim look on his face. He begs the officers to let him go, because it was his split personality that did all the murders. The two officers in the room exchange confused glances, and before they can say anything, Forenzik comes back, and insults the two officers. They quickly fry Forenzik, with clearly fake blood flying out of his eyes and mouth. This scene goes on for a droning two minutes, with the same footage being repeated over and over, until Freddrick finally dies.

The title of the episode quickly flies in, in front of the image of Freddrick's fried corpse. After this scene, a Follower who wasn't arrested or killed gets very pissed off, and proceeds to murder a stunt double acting as Danny. A car is seen riding up a hill, with Freddrick's dead body in the back of it. The two police officers dig a hole, and throw his dead body in it, not even bothering to bury him. They look at his body, with angry looks, and drive off. A storm begins, with lightning, rain, and hail going in every direction. In what is an actually pretty good special effect, lightning strikes Freddrick, and for a few seconds, nothing happens.

Freddrick literally rises from the hole, which must be where they got the footage for the Forenzik Rises promo, and lets out a disturbing cackle. He runs down the road, but not before grabbing a stick. A day later, Freddrick is shown sharpening the stick into a spear in a forest, which looks like the same one from the early episodes of Happy Appy. He still does not have a mask, and has a prison jumpsuit on instead of his costume. Freddrick hears a twig snap in the woods, which came from a group of hunters. He quickly lunges at them with the spear, stabbing each of them. After stealing their clothing and weapons, Freddrick travels to the spot he buried Happy Appy. He digs up Happy's dead body, which is literally a rotten apple, just zoomed in on.

Freddrick takes out an old book, repeats a few verses, and the body begins glowing. However, the glowing stops, and a pissed off Freddrick reburies Happy. Happy's arm breaks through the dirt, like a zombie, and climbs out of the grave. Once he dusts the dirt off of him, he remembers what Forenzik did to him in the second Circus episode, and refuses to talk to him. Freddrick says that since Danny is dead, they can both live in peace, and murder people like they used to.

Happy quickly has a change of heart, and tells Freddrick that a new park opened up, so they can kill some kids there. Once they leave, it zooms to the grave of the soulless Happy, who sticks his arm out of the grave. It cuts to a montage of Happy and Forenzik stalking and murdering children, in one of the most sickening snuff scenes in the entire series, if not THE worst. Ugh. The only thing that made the scene less painful was that very happy music was playing. After that shocking display, Forenzik suggests they murder one of the police officers who tried to kill him. Happy agrees, and the two are seen quietly stalking one of the officers in their home.

They look at him through the air vents, and before they can do anything, he screams, seeing Freddrick with a deranged smile on his face. They both jump out, and they stab the officer clean through the face, making blood shoot out from every angle. They both high-five each other, and agree that this will be their new home, since Freddrick burned down the last home they lived in. Another montage plays of the two decorating the house with blood statues, images from other Season 3 episodes, and Napoleon XIV albums spread all over the place, as well as an "ABANDONED" sign on the front door.

They also find the officer's lighter, and sets Danny's rotting corpse on fire, and a picture of me on fire. This is where things really start getting fucked up. Freddrick begins to shove raw body parts into a fridge for a feast with the Followers, when Happy walks in. He tells him that he needs a new suit, or he will be caught by the police again. Freddrick tells him that they will do something tomorrow. During this time, the soulless Happy Appy is shown eavesdropping on the conversation. Finally, he runs at Freddrick with a cleaver, screaming. Freddrick gets a sledgehammer and bats the soulless Happy Appy to the side.

Happy says "I'll save you, Freddrick!" and starts fighting the soulless Happy Appy with a knife. After the fight scene, the soulless Happy Appy is about to kill Happy when Freddrick grabs a large piece of wood and crushes the soulless Happy against the wall. As Happy applies bandages to himself, Freddrick starts to cut up the soulless Happy for the feast. Eventually, it cuts to a large dinner table, where the Followers sit down at. The entirety of the table is covered with cooked human meat, and they begin eating it for 10 minutes, while Freddrick tells them what their next plans are. Finally, it cuts to a day later, where a kindergarten class is having recess.

In the bushes, Freddrick and Happy Appy are lurking around with sickening smiles. I could already see where this was going. My assumptions were right, as they bolt out of the bushes with knives, and begin stabbing every kid on the playground. Already two snuff scenes in less than thirty minutes, the second one more sickening when compared to the other. Some of that stuff was traumatizing, and I certainly hope those were just really good special effects. One of the teachers runs out and begins trying to save some of them. Happy pulls out a shotgun and shoots the teacher in the head.

More Followers come out, and run into the school, possibly to murder the kids inside. All of a sudden, the police arrive, and quickly get offed by the Followers. Forenzik calls for Happy to jump into the van, while dead bodies are visible in the back. They drive off, with the remaining police trying to shoot out their tires. At home, Forenzik has made a sickening mask out of one of the children's faces, while Happy laughs violently in the background. Oddly enough, this scene loops on for nearly ten minutes, with the audio glitching out, the colors inverting, the VHS quality getting worse, and snuff photos being cut in-between.

Finally, the movie abruptly ends with a loud piano sound effect with the words "THE END BY FREDDRICK GORGOTE" being shown. Compared to the last episodes, this was awfully short, at one hour and five minutes, but that's good for me, because I couldn't take anymore snuff scenes.

I'm not going to sleep tonight. I don't want Freddrick to slowly murder me in my sleep. I want to live to see this man die.

January 4th, 2013

Jim Forester got back from his family reunion. Right after he came back, I showed him the second movie. Like me, he was angered by it. After that, we found out that the playground is close to where we live, so we decided that we should go visit it for evidence. When we arrived, there were, unsurprisingly, kids playing there. We ended up waiting until dark to start investigating. The area surrounding the playground was mostly covered with bark, but under one log, there was what looked like a human finger. In the woods close by, there was a broken camera in the bushes.

What was there must have been taken by the police. However, that brings me to the main question of this entry. How does Freddrick get away with all of these murders? Based on what I've seen, these murders were indeed real, but somehow, the MASSACRE of an entire playground of children doesn't get even a speck of discussion in even my part of the world.

January 6th, 2013

Today was completely awful.

I swear Freddrick is hiding in my attic. Every night, I hear the same running and laughing. Last night, I saw him licking his lips and looking in on me through the air vents. I wanted to grab my shotgun and blow his head off, but I was just frozen in terror. Freddrick kept staring at me for the next few hours, until he finally went back into hiding. He wasn't wearing his usual mask, or any mask for that matter. He looked almost like he did when he was sane, in fact.

I absolutely got no sleep that night, and I had to go to work in paranoia that Freddrick would be hiding in the back seat, ready to kill me. At work, I saw that everyone there was depressed and barely spoke any words. Finally, I spoke up and asked what was going on, and apparently, one of my co-workers was murdered by a "lunatic" in the night. This was Freddrick's doing, I just know it. Also, remember when I said I found that broken camera in the woods? Well, it turns out that camera is still in working condition. It mainly consists of corrupted videos, though. I will work on fixing them sometime soon.

January 7th, 2013

A fan sent me two CDs of the alleged soundtrack for Happy Appy.

The jewel case that the CDs came in said "Superb Schizophrenic Songs: The Soundtrack of Happy Appy", and had a picture of the Followers on it, acting like they were an old-fashioned jazz band. On the back was the listing, like most DVDs. Written on the first CD said "Season 1's Second-rate Songs" and featured decent-quality music from Season 1. The order of the tracks went like this: 1.Theme of Happy Appy (Synthesizer) 2.Bothering Bully 3.Tinderbox [one of two borrowed songs from John Tresti's Hidalgo] 4.Circus Calliope [the circus music heard in Happy Appy Goes to the Circus] 5.Happy Appy Helps Those Kids 6.Theme of Happy Appy (Acoustic) 7.The Happy Dance 8.Production Reel Piano 9.Musik Piece No. 21 [the other song from Hidalgo] 10.Theme of Happy Appy (Piano) 11.Theme of Happy Appy (Production Reel)

The second CD was called "The Amazing Music of Forenzik and Company". The music had three copies of that fucking annoying song from Napoleon XIV, as well as some songs by musicians who had schizophrenia. The tracking: 1.They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! 2.Pow R. Toc H. 3.I Whipped Spiderman's Ass 4.Love and Mercy 5.Windowlicker 6.Revolution 9 7.They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Rough draft) 8.Snarin' [the snare from A Day in the Tracks] 9.A Very Gloomy Sunday 10.They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Cover) 11.I Whipped Spiderman's Ass (Cover)

When I listened to every track, I took some notes if I found something interesting. Here they are. 1.The Theme of Happy Appy is probably the lowest-quality track on the entire album, but is in better quality than most of the episodes I watched. 2.Tinderbox and Musik Piece No. 21 has someone breathing over the tracks. The original DVD didn't have breathing, so it must have been added in by mistake by a Follower. 3.Snarin' was the longest track on the album, at 8:05 minutes. It fades out four times during the song. During the song, various sound effects were thrown in. They include pink noise, DTMF tones, and a weird click track. 4.The cover of I Whipped Spiderman's Ass was sung by Freddrick, and had every instance of Spiderman replaced with my name. What the hell is up with the Followers?

January 12th, 2013

Sorry for not updating as often, but you know, some things have happened recently. The real Freddrick, or at least many of his Followers, may have died sometime during the week. I was present during the robbery of a local convenience store, but instead of just one guy stealing money, it was this guy and his "friends" who held us hostage. None of them had masks, and I recognized a few of the Followers, personally. One of them I immediately recognized as the person who was responsible for a drive-by shooting in my area.

When the police arrived, I was knocked out unconscious by Freddrick, and they attempted to shoot and kill several of the people. I'm not sure if they succeeded or not. When I woke up, I was on a hospital bed. They told me I was nearly shot in the head by the Followers. Several bruises I obtained were discovered, but I'm just glad I was okay.

Post 2

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot. The footage is clean enough for me to watch. Basically, it's just the extended rough cut of The Followers, Part 2, in even lower quality. I discovered how they got the special effects for the movie done. For the big playground murder scene, they just used blood packs and stabbed at them. The shotgun effects were obtained with a flare gun being fired, spliced in with an older woman pretending to scream and fall over.

I also found out why the rotten finger was there. It turns out that one of the kids got angry during filming, stole Freddrick's knife, ran up to him, and stabbed him through the little finger. Freddrick literally treats it like nothing and cuts it off just to freak out the kid. One of the more disturbing details is that apparently the first snuff scene is real. The playground was a recreation, a very specific one. Great, now I can rest knowing that children were murdered for a one hour snuff episode.

I've considered sending it in to the police, but if they find out, I could be in deep trouble. Why do I write in this blog? Well, I feel like this is the only form of communication left. I can't leave the house anymore, Skype doesn't work that well, Jim hasn't spoken to me lately, and I'm too paranoid to talk to anyone. I've restricted access of my blog to only a few people, because I do not want anyone to call the police. God knows what will happen if Freddrick hears he's being hunted down.

Goodbye, I'm going to check the attic, basement, and I'm going to bed. That's what this is now, paranoia, and blogging in fear. Yeah.

January 13th, 2013

Upon watching the rough cut again, apparently, there was MORE missing footage. Originally, it ends with Freddrick just wearing the face of a murdered child, while Happy rolls around laughing. This time, the scene after that is shown. It has Freddrick hanging around the house, while Happy is heard using a sharp tool in the basement. Happy's model is held close to the camera, and what's odd about this is that the scene is Freddrick pretending to talk to Happy. I assume the voice actor would just dub his lines, but even if it was going to be used, it looks and sounds strange. I could not make out a single word Freddrick said because of the terrible quality. Some people in badly made police costumes come into the room and shoot them.

Okay, it's nothing special, but I just wanted to make an update for the people who still follow me.

January 14th, 2013

Nobody's dead, thank you very much. The people who were arrested have been sent back to their original prison. I'm still lurking, in your house, outside, where ever I feel fit. I'll torture you for a long time, my brother. When your brain finally just quits working, I'll be there to see it, and maybe I'll off you. Until this happens, you should be ready for some scarring, my friend. Actually, my other brother wants in on this too. In fact, how about we do a 'family reunion'? All of my brothers and sisters and I killing off a worthless human being like you sounds so natural!

-Freddrick Gorgote

P.S. LEAVING THE HOUSE IS JUST AS DANGEROUS AS STAYING, MY LONGTIME FRIEND

January 17th, 2013

Someone broke into my computer, and used each one of my accounts to send snuff videos to my friends. I just got done clearing things up with the police. On my computer, there was a text file with links to all kinds of websites, with a few that were pretty disgusting. One of the websites was entitled "Y0uTub3", which I assume was intended to trick people new to the internet. It was the only one ran by Freddrick, and how he made it, I'll never know. I, at first, just thought it was a website that had videos of the Followers murdering people... but I was wrong.

Y0uTub3 had the Happy Appy episodes - except the kid-friendly episodes - behind the scenes videos, and just him and his 'buddies' stalking people. The people who registered were absolutely insane. One person had a video of him brutally murdering his ex-girlfriend in the woods and hiding the body in his friend's basement. Another had an obese Asian man in a ripped-up Wario costume belly dance to classical music. I wonder if he's the one who peeled the Banana Brothers? The worst video was a 7 minute long video of disturbing sights, such as seizure inducing flashing, people convulsing and screeching, random cuts of children being bullied by larger kids, and old 1920's cartoons with screaming replacing the real audio.

The other videos were ripped from other sites, such as a few random interviews with women, and one with an amputee breakdancing on a mat. What the fuck? On one page, it was absolutely covered in red, but when I highlighted it, it had a few download links. They were all pictures, oddly enough. What was even odder is that they were all photos of Freddrick Gorgote when he was a kid. His face was blacked out, and several symbols were written on the side. The words "DON'T BLAME ME" were written in a circle along the edges of the photo. Oh yeah, and the worst thing is that I've heard that he's trying to bomb Nick with anthrax again, just a few months after he stole their signal. I hope Jim is okay, as he just got a new job there.

Post 2

Good news! No, Freddrick and/or his Followers haven't died or got arrested. My brother just told me that he is definitely coming over sometime soon. I'm not telling you guys exactly when he'll be over, but it will be early February. Also, it happens to be his birthday today. He's turning 20.

January 18th, 2013

Today, I got an email from a local fan saying that my blog was mentioned in one of the front page articles of today's newspaper. Doubting this, I grabbed the local newspaper and flipped to the front page. Although I couldn't find anything at first, I found a news article saying that the Otis Lenz factory had been burned down by 'an unknown arsonist'. I read the article, and like the fan said, there was a paragraph in the article about my blog. Here's a transcript.

"One of the possible identities of the arsonist is infamous murderer Freddrick Gorgote or one of his 'Followers'. Gorgote, born in Maine, was the former creator and director of the cancelled Noggin show "Happy Appy", who decided to kill the former cast and crew of the show. This is because Gorgote turned insane and created a second season of the show about the titular character, as well as himself under the identity "Napoleon", killing people. The whole story of how Happy Appy was created and cancelled, as well as the murders that Gorgote had done, can be seen on a blog dedicated to the show ran by Russian-born Gerasim Yakovlev."'

January 19th, 2013

Remember when I told you that I would be watching the second Happy Appy Movie? Well, I finally managed to spare enough time to watch all three parts of the movie. Over three days, I'll watch the movie, as it is over five hours long.

The movie begins with stock footage of a film leader. A scream is heard as soon as the leader hits 2. After that, the text "THE HAPPY APPY MOVIE 2 PART 1 FREDDRICK FOREVER!!!!!!!" flies towards the screen, and begins to spin around whilst flashing various colors, trying to give the viewer a seizure. Eventually, after a minute of flashing, it goes to black for a couple of seconds. It shows a clip from every episode of Happy Appy ever made, including the nice ones. In the background, faint chanting can be heard. This goes on for five minutes until it shows Freddrick on a couch in the police officer's house. On the coffee table was the mask that he made in The Followers, Part 2.

After two and a half minutes of Freddrick watching an unknown TV show, Happy walks in frame and says "Hey Freddrick, you know that just killing kids is getting boring, right?" Freddrick says "Yeah, we need to do something so epic that everybody in the world would love us!" Happy says "Well, hm... I don't know what we can do!" They think for a minute and three seconds, before Freddrick says "I know, I know!" He whispers to Happy, and Happy laughs. It fades out and cuts to a polluted forest, where the Asian in the ripped Wario costume is seen meditating. Freddrick walks up to him and slaps his stomach. He wakes up, and says "What is it, Leader?" Freddrick smiles and says "Hey Janto, I want you to kill someone. Just pick some average Joe or Jane from the street and mutilate him or her. After this, give the body to me. I have a plan that will make us world-famous!"

The Asian man laughs, and runs away. He is seen hiding in an alleyway between an Italian restaurant and a condemned warehouse when a kid starts to walk along the street for no reason. When no one is looking, the man grabs the child, and proceeds to take him into the warehouse. A four minute long snuff scene happens. It was too brutal to go into detail, just like the one in The Followers, Part 2. After this, Freddrick is eating dinner when the Asian man comes in with a bloody trash bag. It cuts to the Asian man clearing off the table and dumping various body parts on the table. Only the backs of Freddrick and the Asian man are visible as they talk about their great plan for ten minutes.

To put it in short, they had three stages in the plan. The first involved blackmailing various people around Aberdeen, including 'a certain Russian man', with the body parts of the kid. The second step involved going around and committing arson by destroying various buildings. The last step involved killing the people that they had blackmailed in step 1. It cuts to an eleven minute montage of Freddrick and his Followers going around, putting various packages in people's mailboxes. Even though it was very grim, seeing the Followers trying to stuff a big package into a small mailbox is hilarious. For example, one Follower tears the package while trying to fit it into the mailbox, while another ends up having to tear the other letters in the mailbox so that the package can fit.

It cuts to a day later, where the pond where Happy drove his van into in Happy's Parlor is shown. It turns to show Happy's van near the edge of the pond. Happy is seen reading the newspaper and fishing when he sees the article on the body parts. Glad to hear that Freddrick is killing again, Happy drives over to his house in a three-minute scene. During this scene, the back of his van isn't as bloody as it normally is. Freddrick is seen watching TV when Happy comes in, and says "Hey Freddrick!" Freddrick runs over to Happy and hugs him for whatever reason. After that, Happy says "We need to murder kids again, like we once did!" Freddrick chuckles, and tells him the plan, but in a much shorter time.

Happy says "Wow, this plan sounds amazing! So, are we on Step 2?" Freddrick says yes, and takes Happy to his basement. It is full of old furniture, with a large table in the middle. On it was a map of the town that they were living in. For the next 9 minutes, they look over the map and decide what building to destroy. They decide on four. 1.Otis Lenz Factory 2.John Wilkinson Summer Camp 3.Big Blue Alma Barn 4.The Police Station

Happy remarks that they can't do all of those alone. It cuts to Freddrick going around and 'recruiting' more Followers. These Followers include a man who served in the Rwandan Genocide called Kwasi, a Swedish man called Axel Johansson, two Russian brothers, Arkadi and Boleslav Popov, Riagan Quirk, and, for some random reason, my high school ex-girlfriend, Klara Romanov. This goes on until 99 minutes and 50 seconds in, where it cuts to text saying "PART 2 COMING SOON" for 10 seconds.

January 20th, 2013

I watched the second part of the Happy Appy Movie 2 today.

It began with 10 seconds of static, and after the static, it shows the title for the second part, called "Trying to Save Aberdeen". Like the earlier part, it started to flash and spin around for a minute. Afterwards, it shows Freddrick, two unknown Followers, Arkadi Popov, Happy Appy, and Kwasi in a van, driving for five minutes on various highways and roads. Playing on the radio was an electric guitar rendition of the main theme. Finally, they reach their destination, which is the Otis Lenz Factory. Freddrick says "Well, let's go ahead and destroy this place! We do want to make Aberdeen a safer place, no?" Happy decides that he shall burn down the factory and Kwasi gives him some matches.

As Happy enters the building, he notices that there is someone in there. After lighting a match, he throws it on a wall, setting it on fire. All of a sudden, an unknown shape knocks over Happy. Happy says "What was that about?" and the unknown shape says "This is revenge!" As the fire grows, the light reveals a real orange on a stick with eyes and a mouth carved in. It had ears and a nose, which were actually from a Mr. Potato Head. The orange says "I'm Otto Orange, the brother of Octavius and Oscar Orange. I've come here to kill you once and for all!" What happens is a three-minute fight scene which consists of a Follower batting the two puppets against each other.

During the fight, the fire grows, making parts of the roof collapse. Finally, Otto Orange knocks Happy out, and Happy's puppet is seen with 'bruises'. Otto picks up a glass shard, and right before he kills Happy, Freddrick runs over to the blazing factory, screaming at him. Freddrick tackles the orange to the ground, and stomps on him, crushing the orange for Otto's head. Freddrick picks Happy up and runs away from the factory before it collapses in on itself. After that, it cuts to a still shot of the factory collapsing as the six men drive away in the van. This goes on for one and a half minutes before it cuts to black.

The rest of the part was the six going around to the three other locations and destroying them by either explosives or fire. It was actually really boring, since there's no-one stopping Happy or the others from destroying the buildings. As it went on, I saw a lot of inconsistencies. For one, each Follower has an alternating amount of blood on their clothes. Also, Happy keeps switching from the giant hand puppet to the smaller handheld Claymation puppet. After they 'destroy' the Police Station, it shows the text "PART 3 COMING SOON" for 10 seconds before it stops.

January 21st, 2013

I barely managed to watch the third and last part of the Happy Appy Movie 2. Unfortunately, I'm not feeling well, so I'm going to have to offer a somewhat quick description of the third part.

Like usual, it shows the title, which was called "The Satisfying Killer", flying up to the screen and trying to give the viewer a seizure for a random amount of minutes. This time, the seizure part took up nearly a quarter of the running time of the video! After that, it shows a montage of the people that got the body parts, which lasted for half of the video, doing their everyday stuff. After a minute of showing the person, a Follower descends from the darkest area of the room and proceeds to murder them in possibly the most brutal of the snuff scenes. Since some of you guys have emailed me for descriptions on these parts, I'll tell you some of the murders in this montage. Just don't ever expect for me to do it again!

The first murder had the Follower initially kill the victim by cutting his head open with a handsaw, with blood and parts of his brain pouring out on the carpet. After the victim dies, the Follower starts ripping off various body parts with the handsaw as well. Another murder had a Follower shoot the victim at point blank range with a large revolver. You can see the head wound in grotesque detail, with the damaged brain clearly visible. A murder near the end of the montage shows the Follower light the victim on fire, who tries to put the fire out. She eventually dies, and you can see the body burn for the rest of the scene. Almost jokingly, the Follower proceeds to put marshmallows over the woman's body.

Oddly enough, I wasn't included in the montage...until the next scene after that, which could be the most pathetic attack done by the Followers. It showed 'me', quite clearly wearing drag, from behind. Eventually, a lot of Followers storm into the room and rip the man apart like they were a bunch of zombies. After this, the last quarter of the video shows the Followers and Happy Appy having a party because they killed everyone that they hated. This scene, to be honest, was somewhat funny. Janto and the dwarf Follower, who was sitting on his lap, manage to break a chair just by sitting on it. Riagan was trying to breakdance while drunk, two Followers - one towering, one bony - were trying to make each other laugh by girning, and Freddrick was biting on balloons and exaggerating the effect of being blown back from a balloon pop.

The credits show every crewman who worked on the episode, as well as the victims in Part 3. For some reason, I think that Forenzik Rises/The Followers and the second Happy Appy Movie were reversed in order. While the Happy Appy Movie is about...well, the Followers fucking up shit, Forenzik Rises and The Followers Part 1 and 2 is more like a movie, with a less boring plot. I wouldn't be surprised if this was a mistake on the Followers' part. If I ever make an episode order, I'll mention this.

January 24th, 2013

I'm happy, but I'm not at the same time. Things seem to be returning to normal in my life, but I just have a feeling that if I relax for a split second, Freddrick and those motherfuckers will probably kill me. However, things are turning out to be quite nice. Jim told me that he is the writer for a new Nickelodeon show, which I'm not sure of the name. My brother also said that he's coming over sometime in the first three days of February. I'm dreading this, honestly. He's immature, and I don't think it's good to have my brother come over with all of this Follower shit going around... but it's too late now.

I'll relax for now, but I'll also keep an eye out, for I haven't seen any of the Followers in a while. Anyways, the next post on this blog will be on the day he comes back.

February 3rd, 2013

He's finally here. My younger brother finally came over today! It was about time, too. The only reason why he couldn't come to Aberdeen earlier is because he lost the money he put aside to buy the airline ticket to go to Seattle twice. Because of his low pay at ER-Telecom, it took him weeks before he finally got the money to buy the ticket. When he came over, he decided that the guest room would be where he would sleep during the time that he was here in Aberdeen. To be honest, Vladimir might be staying over permanently. I was actually dreading this since he first came over. To be honest, he's quite nice, but he's kind of immature, too. Because of this, we often got into fights as children.

As I'm typing this, he's in the living room, eating some pepperoni pizza he bought and watching America's Funniest Home Videos. And no, he isn't sharing the pizza with me, obviously. And before I go, I want to share a small anecdote involving him. When Vladimir was born, his birth name was Sergei. In 2000, when he was seven, our parents became proud supporters of Vladimir Putin, who had just become the president of Russia. Some kids at the elementary school caught wind of their support, and, to mock Sergei, called him Vladimir. When Georgi, our dad, overheard one of the bullies call him Vladimir, he talked to Nata about it. They decided to get Sergei's name changed to Vladimir, because it was better sounding. I, personally, don't like his name change, but whatever.

February 4th, 2013

I had to delete a lot of Happy Appy episodes, because of obvious reasons. Luckily, I saved them to a few discs, and hid them in a small box. Also, here's a fun fact. Apparently, the name of Season 2 was the "Sad Happy Pincushion Show", and according to a few sources, the original masters of Season 3 were named "A Fun Time with a Sad Apple". His alias was "Angel G. Haular" for the cut of Happy the Pirate that was hacked on Nickelodeon. Not sure why he chose those random ass names, but what do you expect from a man who's that insane?

Anyways, we just got back from getting some groceries and fast food. This is the first time in a while that I've left the house besides for work, and picking up my brother. We're watching a DVD of The Simpsons right now. Not very interesting, I know, but I am just so happy that this might be over. I'm still keeping an eye out, so don't think I have my guard down. The laptop's battery is going dead, so I have to charge it up. I'm signing out.

February 5th, 2013

Thanks to Happy Appy and the Followers, I got into an argument with Vladimir yesterday. He was being an immature brat, which I don't really mind as much as I used to. However, when he teased me about watching the Happy Appy episodes that were in the box, I got pissed off at him. I told him never to watch the episodes, unless he wanted to be stalked by a bunch of fanatics lead by some German schizo. To try and calm me down, Vladimir said that he was only joking about the episodes.

This pissed me off more, for one of my pet peeves are jokes that take it too far. After telling him that he shouldn't have come over to my house, he called me an asshole and stormed off to the guest room. I seriously hope he matures more in the future so that shit like this can stop! It looks I'll have to wait for a couple of years for that to happen.

February 6th, 2013

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

I should have fucking known that the Followers were going to do something like this. Okay, okay, a few minutes after Vladimir came over, I had a very strong feeling in my gut that Freddrick and his Followers would do some fucked-up thing to him. And guess what happened? They kidnapped him last night. A few hours ago, I woke up, and I went to go check on Vladimir. However, he was nowhere to be seen. When I went into the guest room, I saw that it was completely trashed, with a few blood splatters on Vladimir's bed. On it was a note from six of the Followers.

"To Gerasim:

Remember when you said that you wouldn't stop researching Happy Appy, and you shot and killed Toird when he told you to stop? Well, I'm sure you're going to oblige to our warning now, because we've kidnapped your little brother! If you promise to stop researching Happy Appy by deleting your blog, destroying anything you own to do with the show, joining us, and helping us kill the remaining cast, we will promise to never inflict harm on you or your brother, and bring him back in the progress!

However, I know that you'll decline it, since you're more belligerent than all of us. So, every day after you get this message, we'll cut your brother on various parts of his body, until he dies from blood loss one day. Once we know he's going to die, we'll do an amazing live stream on that Y0uTub3 site. This will make every member on the site go after your blood. Will you destroy all evidence, join us, save your brother, and experience the joys of murder? Or, will you attack us again and watch him die? The time is ticking, Gerasim, so choose wisely.

From Fort Forenzik,

Kwasi

Janto Yukimata

Riagan Quirk

Arkadi and Boleslav Popov

Freddrick Gorgote"

That's fucking it! Thanks to fuckhead Freddrick and his brainwashed Followers, I simply can't research Happy Appy anymore. I mean, God knows what will happen if I decline their offer. Even though it promises the return of my brother, I don't want to accept the first option, to be honest. And even though I want to get my brother back, I'd probably tell the location of the Followers' hideout to the police, causing all the crazies on Y0uTub3 to go after me. Although I really want him back, I'm going to decline the Followers' offer for now. I seriously need some rest now, for all of this ranting has made me tired.

Oddly enough, while I was sleeping, I didn't hear any glass breaking or muffled screaming. I swore I heard whispering and a footstep, but I'm pretty sure it was someone blasting music out of their car.

Post 2

I just checked Y0uTub3. There's no sign of a live stream, but Freddrick is using it to alert some of his Followers. I have absolutely no fucking clue what to do. Also, I'm going to talk about the Jeffery in the picture. Based on the video, which was a compilation of a man burning a house down, I'm pretty sure that's a foreign exchange student I knew in school. He never was much of a nice one. During 8th grade, Jeffery claimed that he killed his two dogs and hid them in one of the elementary school's trash can. He finally got expelled during 9th grade for trying to cut off the hand of a classmate that refused to take drugs that Jeffery owned. Damn. That's twice that someone I used to know in high school has become a Follower. I'm signing out, and I'm going to think about how to make things right again.

February 7th, 2013

OK, that's it. I've had enough of Freddrick's tortures. I mean, he's just trying to mess around with my head, right? In fact, he probably is! Do you want to know why? A day ago, Freddrick uploaded a fake video to Y0uTub3, showing me typing a blog post on Happy Appy. The fake me was killed so that he can dupe his Followers. How low.

I'm going to be honest. I'm terrible. Yeah, that's right, I'm terrible. What have I done that's amounted to anything? Why didn't I stop researching Happy Appy?! Ever since I watched those episodes back in 2011, my life has spiraled out of control. If I had never watched that DVD, I would've just been a normal guy, but no, I had to look into what shouldn't be looked at. What have I done to help? All I've done is help Freddrick Gorgote get back into killing again, and kidnap my brother. I didn't even stop, even after being warned.

And, hey, you know what? I bet a thousand dollars that, because of my research of Happy Appy, Freddrick helped with the school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut! I'm going to die, and they're not even going to stop at that. My brother will die, Jim will die, and god knows who else will die. Another one of my fans was murdered last week, in fact. What does this say about me? In over a year, I've gotten two of my fans killed already. Some people think I've lost it, and maybe I have, but that doesn't even bother me anymore. I'm just sick of this, and I'm going to go drown my worries in spirits.

February 8th, 2013

I haven't arrived at work for nearly a month, and I'm not even going to go back. My life is so fucked up, why should I care if I don't have a home? For what I've done, I DESERVE it! The Followers are taunting me, still. Last night, around thirty Followers were surrounding my house, chanting. I never wanted it to escalate like this. I just thought Happy Appy was a cool little thing that I could research! But no, I didn't think that the show's fucking insane creator would stalk me and repeatedly ruin my life.

Also, what are the Followers thinking about Freddrick? Do they think he's some sort of dumb angel who will save them from the 'bad?' And talking about Freddrick, I had a talk with Sergeant Newport. He had heard that the Followers had kidnapped my brother. To help me find him, he rounded up thirty members of the police department, as well as Faulkner, to search out and destroy the Followers. Even though it's nice to see that the Followers are in greater trouble now, there's one huge problem with destroying the Followers.

We don't know where the hell they are! Even if we find out where they are, they'd probably kill Vladimir. I guess we'll just have to wait until we get another clue. On a slightly good note, Y0uTub3 went down last night. I bet it was either the authorities or a Follower fucking up the server. And you know what?

That's it.

That's all I have to say. Please stop following me, or you might be next to die at that fucker and his retarded brainwashed group's hands. I honestly can't believe that the fate of my brother is resting on a bunch of donut-munching police officers who probably have no idea who Freddrick Gorgote is! They aren't going to fucking save him. They will die. He will die. I will die. EVERYONE I KNOW IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE BECAUSE OF MY ACTIONS! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU GODDAMN SCHIZO

February 9th, 2013

I'm a fucking mess. Ever since my brother was kidnapped, I've spent over $700 on alcohol, which is as much as my monthly paycheck, to try and drink the whole abduction thought away. Soon, I'm going to run out of money and spend the rest of my life as a hobo! Even if I end up homeless because of my drinking problem, I will never join the Followers! So what if those fuckers scratch him up? Vladimir's pretty tough, I think, so it'll be some time before they give him back to me!

Goddamnit! I feel like every time I say something that I hope will happen, it doesn't happen at all! That's because I'm a fucking failure who likes to stick my nose in things that I shouldn't know about! And you know what? I'm joining the Followers so that I can get my brother back! Yeah, Freddrick, you didn't expect that, did you? Well, guess what? The first person related to Happy Appy that I'll kill will be you. Sure, you'll be saying "You can't kill ze leader of ze Followers!" How about you shut up, you Nazi piece of shit? You worked on, nay, DIRECTED the Noggin version of Happy Appy, so your murder is WAY past due. And I'm gonna fuck you up!

First, I'll bring you to the most abandoned place in Aberdeen, and strangle you! Once you pass out, I'll do to you what you have been threatened to do to me. Unlike what you planned to do, however, it'll be ten times worse! Not only will I film the thing and give it to every black market, but I'll make your Followers feast on your goddamn flesh! It's just like that bitch who owns PETA, but more suitable to your standards! Once you die, your brainwashed zombies will recognize me as their new leader, and I'll bring your group to the ground! Try to get around that!

I deserve to be locked up. You hear me, Newport? I want your slacker cops to lock me up for the rest of my life! Treat me like the Followers don't exist and I'm completely FUCKING insane! Don't end my life short by giving me the death penalty, no! Just throw me in jail so that I can get what I deserve! Bypass the judicial system, make a kangaroo court, I don't care how you do it!

February 11th, 2013

To everyone who was worried about the last post, I've calmed down for the most part. Also, I have some good news for once. We found out where the Followers are hiding.

It was around 6:30 in the morning when I got a call from Newport. He claimed that he managed to kill one of the Followers, and that I should come over to the police station. After getting dressed, I made my way over to the station. There were two police cars blaring their sirens outside, as well as a sedan that was being inspected by Faulkner and another officer. I made my way into the station, and I saw Newport inspecting the body of a man who had been shot in the chest. The dead man had held an AK-47 and a pistol.

I asked Newport what had happened. He told me that at 6:15 AM, the man had come into the station, brought out the AK-47, and tried to shoot up the place. However, he was killed a minute later by Officer Shepburn. Newport told me that I should inspect his body for any clues on who he might be. I proceeded to check the overcoat he was wearing, and found three clues. The first was a letter written to him by Freddrick Gorgote.

"To Dudley Frankin,

Gerasim has now got 32 policemen to stop us with. Even though some of my minions have doubts, he's just chickening out. He should be a tough guy and fight us alone, or at least with a friend of his. And I'm going to see that happen! I want you to kill some of the policemen that Gerasim got. Take the video camera that Kwasi gave you and film the entire thing. I want to put it into Season 4's first episode, "Happy's Fun Riot".

-F.G."

The second was an old camcorder. It was recorded in Super-VHS, so I will watch the contents of the tape when I get the chance. Finally, the third clue was the envelope that the letter had come in. I read it, and I found out that the Followers were hiding out in the Gorgote Farm all along! I, honestly, should have known that they were going to use the farm as a hideout, but oh well. Since we know the address of where the farm is, we're going to have to go across the country to Maine so that the Followers can be ended once and for all.

I honestly don't want to risk my life to watch the Followers end. I've already risked the lives of 32 policemen and my brother because of the Followers, and I don't want to risk mine... I almost want to keep out of this raid entirely. But I'm getting my brother back from those cultists, no matter what! Goodbye, my readers! I'll return in a week or so.

February 14th, 2013

We're now at Portland, Maine. The Gorgote Farm is about 100 miles outside Portland, meaning we're going to have to get some fuel at the gas station. We couldn't bring our weapons on the flight, so the state police have given us a lot of weapons that we need to use if we want to permanently disband the Followers. The laptop needs to be recharged, so I'll see you after we've destroyed the Farm.

Also, I watched the Super-VHS tape before we left for Maine. Most of what's on it are kills that Kwasi had done during the Rwandan Genocide, but the end shows Dudley Frankin going into the police station and shooting it up.

February 16th, 2013

It is done. The Followers have been disbanded. Since I'm tired, I will only do this post on the raid.

During the night of February 14th, we followed a set of directions that would take us to the Gorgote Farm. As the roads were still filled with snow from the recent blizzard that hit the Northeast, it took us longer than it should have to get to the farm. Halfway there, our truck got stuck, so an officer and I had to clear out snow to get it moving again. We eventually reached the Gorgote Farm. The farm was pretty big, around 500 hectares in area, with a three-story building near the middle. There was a barbed wire fence covering the entirety of the border of the farm. As we made our way to the entrance of the farm, we saw a sign that originally looked like it read GORGOTE FAMILY FARMS, but because of the Followers, "ABANDONED" was written all over it.

As we got closer to the building in the middle, one of the officers claimed that he could see a few figures staring at them on the fields and in the windows of the house. Shepherd told the officer to ignore them, as it was a clear attempt by the Followers to get us out of our vehicles. We saw what we believed was Happy's van in the parkway, which may or may not be the original one. Eventually, we reached the halfway point of the path. I grabbed a rifle and pistol, as well as several cartridges of ammunition, before leaving the cars we were in. We proceeded to walk up the rest of the way to the house when we all heard a male scream.

"HEY FREDDRICK! THEY'RE HERE!"

As soon as the voice stopped speaking, Newport said to himself "Oh boy. This is not gonna be pretty." All of a sudden, we heard something made of metal hit one of the cars. The only female officer to join us screamed that it was a grenade, and all of us ducked as one of our cars blew up, alerting even more Followers.

At that point, what would have been a simple raid turned into the fucking Invasion of Normandy!

The Followers on the fields started to dash towards our group, armed with various melee weapons. We proceeded to shoot them, as they were too foolish to actually bring a gun with them. However, every time we shot a Follower, it looked like another appeared in his/her place. After a couple of minutes of fighting, it looked like there weren't any more Followers on the fields, so we started to barge down the door.

If we had noticed that five Followers snuck up behind us, we wouldn't have lost three members of our group. When we hit the door the second time, we heard muffled screaming, and another officer said that the Followers were killing some of the officers. Four of us proceeded to shoot down the group and stayed guard for when another group tried to kill us again. I saw that a Follower was trying to plant a grenade so that we wouldn't have vehicles if we needed to get out of the farm. Thankfully, Newport also saw him, and shot the Follower before he could put the grenade in. As the Follower stumbled back, the grenade he planted was still in his hand, with the pin out. You can guess what happened next.

Eventually, we barged down the door to see ten Followers armed with knives march at us. We ended up killing all ten of them at the loss of two more Officers. The 28 of us split into four groups of seven, each with different aims. The group with me, Newport, and Faulkner was about trying to save Vladimir, while the others were about killing Freddrick, stopping the Followers, and destroying the building. As my group went through the house, we experienced only one attack from a Follower which injured the female officer, but didn't kill her. After a while, we couldn't find Vladimir on the first floor, so we went into the second floor. What greeted us were the dead bodies of the group that were supposed to kill Freddrick, which included Shepherd.

Thankfully, we weren't horrified enough to not notice five Followers coming near us. Once I pointed them out, Newport finally snapped and tried to take all five of them on. It was only a matter of seconds before he was brutally murdered.

Rest in peace, my good friend.

The six of us did manage to kill the group, but we made a pact to not be distracted by anything else. We checked the second floor for Vladimir, but we didn't find him. Thankfully for us, the two remaining groups below us were okay, and didn't lose any members yet. Finally, we went up to the third floor, which only had one room. The door was locked, but as we got closer, we heard the muffled screams of a male being tortured with a Russian accent.

It was Vladimir, no doubt about it. We proceeded to barge down the door, and saw a somewhat grizzly image in front of us. Vladimir was on a stretcher without a shirt, with large scars on his chest. His torturer was hidden in the shadows, but his accent was similar to Freddrick. He was even holding that damn knife. The room contained various statues made of body parts. Faulkner stepped forward, and said "Freddrick Gorgote, you are under arrest for being the-" before getting shot by the shadowy man. Since I didn't want anyone else to be killed by the Followers, I grabbed my pistol and shot the shadowy man. He stumbled fell forward to show that it was Freddrick's brother, Johnny. I ran to the stretcher that Vladimir was on.

He said "Gerasim, is that you?"

I responded with "Yeah, it's me. Heh, you aren't as wounded as I thought you would be!"

Vladimir remarked "I actually joined them a day ago. Johnny B. Goode here was about to carve the symbol of the group in my chest until you shot him."

I exclaimed "Okay, don't do shit like that! I don't want you to become the next Patty Hearst!"

Vladimir sighed, and said "I had to do that so that I wouldn't be tortured, you see. But now that you're finally destroying the Followers, let's get out of this hell on Earth!"

As I got him out, I heard the screams of the teams below us. Knowing that the Followers probably were attacking them, we had to get out and call up the state police before we were next. We dashed out of the building, killing a few Followers along the way. We got into one of the two trucks that had been unscathed, and proceeded to call the state police. During this, Vladimir, who was wearing my coat, and I shot down the Followers that dared to attack us. We saw some Followers run away from the house, not wanting to be arrested or killed.

Eventually, the police came in over ten vehicles, and proceeded to arrest the Followers remaining in the house. We were given statistics of how many policemen survived and how many Followers died. Seven of us survived the raid on the house. They were the five from my group, Vladimir, and Officer Saben from the "Killing Freddrick" group. Fifty Followers died, including Jeffery, Johnny Gorgote, Axel Johansson, and Nash Hamm. Fifteen Followers were arrested, including Ray Bollia and Klara Romanov. The worst part is that about half of the Followers are unaccounted for. Freddrick, the Popov twins, Riagan, Janto, and Fox Garner are the biggest members that need to be killed or arrested.

I presume that Ray Bollia joined the Followers so that he wouldn't be tortured like Vladimir was. Vladimir's now in the hospital, being treated for some of his wounds.

February 17th, 2013

This will be the last post of the blog. It isn't about a new episode, Follower death or arrest, or my brother. It's about Freddrick. On August 18th, 2009, some guys had discovered a complete set of patient data for an insane asylum in Maine. It wasn't until the first of February that they discovered an erased name, Patient #0369. After a few days of trying to read the faint handwriting, they had confirmed it to be Kristoffer Holzer, Freddrick's dad. It doesn't sound that interesting, right?

Well, no.

If papers from the same asylum are to be believed, the creator of "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa", Jerry Samuels, did not create the song. Instead, it was Kristoffer Holzer, who killed Elias Downer when he kidnapped his dog. When Kristoffer was sent to the asylum, an officer took the record to Samuels, and he polished the song made a fortune off of it. The 1990s sequel to the song, "They're Coming to Take Me Away Again, Ha-Haaa!", was created entirely by Samuels, who had already made songs by himself, doing an exact impersonation of Kristoffer. This is why the voices didn't exactly match up. It also explains why Freddrick has an obsession with the song.

Post 2

Since some people have been requesting it, here's the completed episode list. For Season 3, I will be using the actual production order than the order I got the episodes.

Season 1 1.Happy's Vacation/Hurt Happy 2.Monkey Bar Mishap/Happy Goes to School 3.Happy at the Fruit Olympics/Nate Needs Help 4.Never Run with Knives/Happy Fixes Kids 5.Happy Fixes Kids, Part 2/Happy Fixes Kids, Part 3 6.The Towers/Happy the Doctor 7.Happy in Space/Mean Miranda 8.Happy Appy Goes to the Circus (?) 9.Happy's Trick/Hospital Doctor (???) 10.The Happy Appy Movie

Season 2 1.Happy Meets the Rhubears/Camp Aaah! 2.Happy and the Oranges/Happy's Van Breaks 3.Lighter/Happy and Blackberry 4.Forenzik, the Big Help/Nuxik 5.Rose of Blood 'n Bones/Can of Kill 6.Jar of Hate/Happy's Rising 7.Happy Kills Benny/Miranda Lives 8.Miranda Dies 9.Forenzik, a Bigger Help/Meaner 10.Happy Appy's Christmas/Happy's House 11.Forenzik, the Biggest Help/Danny's Love 12.Happy Fest/Happy Rots in Hell 13.Epilogue

Season 3 1.Happy the Pirate/Happy's Parlor 2.Happy's Birthday/Danny Returns 3.A Day at the Tracks/Happy's Hotel 4.Happy's Hotel, Part 2/Happy Makes a Movie 5.Happy Appy and the Demolition Derby 6.Happy Appy Goes to the Circus (Redux) 7.The Happy Appy Movie 2 (The Followers) 8.Forenzik Rises (The Happy Appy Movie 2, Part 1) 9.Forenzik Rises 2: They All Die (The Happy Appy Movie 2, Part 2) 10.The Followers (The Happy Appy Movie 2, Part 3)

Season 4 1.Happy's Fun Riot (Not publically released)

One last thing, before I leave this blog forever. I've destroyed the Happy Appy puppet, the DVDs, the countless VHS copies of the episodes, and I've gotten Y0uTub3 taken off of the web. I'm not doing this for myself, however. I'm doing this because hopefully, if I can destroy all evidence that this show ever existed, no one will be killed because of the show. Freddrick, if you're reading this, please burn in hell like the demonic motherfucker that you are!

The following comes from a series of papers that were found in an abandoned mental hospital, dating from early 1970.

1/6/70

It has been about seven years since I was transferred to this hell-hole that local people call the "funny farm". It could be better; I’ll put it at that! Most of the clean white-coated doctors and nurses who work here are pretty nice and calm, but a few here are complete assholes. They treat us folk like absolute shit by calling us names, beating us if we don’t do our work, and taking away food if we become even the tiniest bit of mean to them. There was one nurse in particular that I hated more than anything in the world. Her name was Trina something or other. I can’t remember her last name at all!

Basically, she was the least liked doctor in the entire hospital. If one of the simple folk wandered out of the outside park, she would lock him out and teach the others to not do such a thing. After five hours, she would let him back in. I think one died because of a blizzard that struck the area, but it’s been a while. A few days after her tenth year on the job, one of the bigger, less smart patients smashed her head in with a trash can. He was put to death row for killing her, but everyone prayed for him to be let go. A few weeks later, he was put to the electric chair.

And then we have the big rainbow of the crazies in this place. Where do I start with them? First, there's the type of people who I like to call the "basket weavers", or as the doctors call them, "mentally challenged people". They do nothing but sit on the cold concrete floor. The basket weavers have a big toothy grin on their face to show that they look like completely unaware of what they're in. But inside of their damaged mind, the voice inside them screams and SCREAMS to be let out of this hell! They pass their time by twiddling their toes and thumbs.

But wait, there’s a lot more to talk about these people. We have the murderers who act like that Charley Manson guy I heard about. They often like to attack the prisoners and doctors alike, just so that they can get just one more kill. There are the people with two personalities, like me. They’re actually the sanest of the prisoners, but are kept in because we’d pose a threat to the outside world. I call bullshit, really! I can’t remember the rest, but I do remember that a rich guy put his rowdy ex-girlfriend in here once.

Now how did I get into this mad place, you ask, considering that I sound pretty sane? Well, it all started when my dog Max ran away. He was a mixed-breed, having a German Shepard father and a Labrador retriever mother. Anyways, when I found out that my dog ran away, I was completely heartbroken. Ever since I had graduated from high school, Max was the only friend that I really had. I fell on my knees, and prayed to both God and Jesus Christ that my dog would return. After about a week or so, he didn't come home, and I had no choice but to put wanted posters all over where I live.

At the same time, I was pissed off. I had given Max some nice food to make sure he didn't die early, and I had to clean out his doghouse and pick up his shit off my lawn. And THIS is how he treats me, by running away and not coming back? I sure as hell don't deserve this at all! I HOPE THAT RETARDED MUTT GETS SENT TO THE ASPCA AND DIES OF SOME PAINFUL SICKNESS! Sorry, I apologize for that. My split personality disorder is becoming a lot more frequent than it had before. I waited for months and months and months. And still, he didn't come home. One day, some stranger had called me on the telephone. He had hiked in a nearby park when he tripped and nearly fell over a mound.

He saw that there was something sticking out of the mound. After getting a shovel from a nearby Forest Ranger, he went to the mound and started to dig it up. Soon, he noticed what had made the mound. It was a decomposing carcass of a dog, who had been tortured painfully until he was shot in the head by an unknown man. He noticed that the dog looked like a dog that he saw on a wanted poster. When he got home, he called my number, and told me everything that happened. I was horrified. What sadist would do something to my dog Max?

Weeks went, and I just pondered and pondered on who killed Max. It could have been a bully from school who killed Max. But even then, that was taking it too far. Finally, I got an envelope. The envelope contained a letter from a man who claimed to be the killer of my dog. It turns out that the dog the man in the park found wasn't my dog, but a different dog altogether. He said that if I wanted to ever see my dog again, I had to give 500 dollars to him at the alleyway near the local bar. So I went to where he wanted to see me, and after waiting in the alley near the bar in the rain for over 10 minutes, the kidnapper walked into the alley. He asked me “Where are the five hundred dollars?” Can you guess what my response to this question was? I just took out a knife from my coat and started stabbing him with it.

It was very amusing hearing his gurgling as I slashed his nose off, and took out both eyes with my blood-stained knife. After I killed him, I hung the body over my shoulder, and walked home. The fact that the town was pitch-black due to a power outage made it perfect for me holding his body look like someone carrying away his drunken mate. After I got home, I went to the basement, brung out a scalpel, and started cutting slowly across his body, until I was able to pull the two flaps out and show his still-fresh organs. I first took out the heart, followed by the lungs, intestine, stomach, gallbladder, and kidney. I opened his face, ripped out his skull, and took the brain out of his skull. After I had cut him all up, I put him into a garbage bag, went to a nearby river, and dumped all the body parts in the river. Good riddance!

It was a couple of days later when the newspaper came. It talked about Elias Downer’s body parts being scattered all over the river's edges, and how they only retrieved his left foot, kidney, and skull. I wondered if they would ever find out who the murderer is. After a few months, it was declared a cold case, as there were no fingerprints or evidence of my murder. Good! During this time, I realized that it was very fun to kill people, because the human body is a fascinating one, indeed. Although no one is perfect, I had a dream that I could Frankenstein a body and make it the perfect human being. So, at around 1 AM, I went to the town's graveyard with a shovel, and began to dig up the bodies of various people who had died in the last month. I had dug out ten bodies before carting them off to my home.

For hours, I experimented with the various body parts that I deemed perfect. The first body had the perfect arms and head, the second had the perfect heart, et cetera. After four days of stitching together random body parts, I had created the perfect human being. In the basement, I propped it up like a trophy. Every day, I would look at it for hours, marveling on what I had done. This was not to last, however. You see, when I had committed the murder of the kidnapper of my poor dog, they had found my blood on one of the fingers. I suddenly remembered that when I was killing him, I accidentally cut my finger on a sharp object, and some of the blood got on his body.

Predictably, they were on a wild goose chase to find me. Unfortunately for them, I had locked my doors and windows, so no one could peek in and find me in the house. Unfortunately for me, I had gone completely bonkers! Five weeks without medication! Can you believe it? I certainly can! During this time, I started to destroy my house. One by one, the various pieces of furniture were destroyed with various axes and knives. Eventually, the house looked like something you’d see in a ghost town! One day during the madness, I wanted to be a singing star, like Elvis Presley or Fats Domino!

I went downstairs and got my old drum set out. Using an audio tape recorder, which I got for Christmas from my cousins, I put in a three-minute long tape, and I started hitting the snare randomly. After I heard it, I didn’t like it one bit. It felt so un-natural and chaotic. Just like me! So, I did it again and again until I loved the tune. AND I LOVED IT A LOT! It had a lot of room for improvement, so I recorded me playing a tambourine over the snare. I synchronized the tambourine with the snare drum, and it sounded like a metal shovel hitting concrete. Well, for me, that is. When I was listening to the tape, my other personality got the best of me for a few hours, and I recorded myself talking about why I went insane, and some of the remarks I made, to the tune of one of my favorite folk songs, "The Campbells Are Coming!"

After that, I found some helium balloons. Because I went to high school and graduated, I knew that your voice would change in pitch if you breathed some helium. I proceeded to suck the precious helium up. After this, I rambled on about more of my life. I listened to the entire song, and I loved it! It was a little tune about my life and how I went insane! However, I thought the paranoia factor of the song wasn't quite finished, which can be very sad! So, I wanted to put a siren in the song. “Where, oh where could I get one?” I pondered! A few minutes after this, my next door neighbor croaked on his lawn (I think it was a heart attack), and an ambulance came to pick up his body. I recorded the siren it made, put it on the track, and listened to it again. It was as perfect as murdering that kidnapper! After a while, I had the entire song put on a record. However, the record was an Elvis one, and it had a B-side, like most records do.

I NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING TO FILL THE B-SIDE! IF I COULDN'T DO SO, IT WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE COPIED! I suddenly had an idea. I would reverse the song I made and put it on the other side of the vinyl. So I did, and the result was beautiful! I played and looped it every night for the next twelve days. Unfortunately, on the thirteenth day, my other next-door neighbor got very annoyed with the music, and he called the police. The police broke my door down, and checked the house. Finally, one of them said that I was in the basement. They found me in a fake Napoleon suit sitting down peacefully, with a Do Not Disturb sign, while the music was playing. So, predictably, they took me to a mental hospital, and that was where I have been since.

Well, what happened to the record, you may ask? One of the cops gave the master tape as well as a copy of the record to some failure claiming to be the real Napoleon XIV! And it got worse, too! This Napoleon impersonator took my perfect track and used it as his 'hit' single, called “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” Well, guess what, ‘Napoleon XIV’? I'm going to find you and take a little trip to your house. Then, I will take you away to MY happy home and see that you get the same fate as that kidnapper! Oh yeah, I will get him for stealing my music, no matter the cost! Hee hee, haa haa, hee hee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The rest of this page was ripped apart, although it’s believed that the laughing would have kept on going until the page ended.

Until 2013, the man's identity had not been found. Even when the complete records of the mental hospital were discovered on August 18th, 2009, researchers could not find who the man was. On 2/01/13, said researchers did manage to find an erased name next to the serial number of Patient #0369 that they thought was blank.

After two days, the name turned out to be Kristoffer Holzer, who is the father of infamous murderer Freddrick Gorgote. This explains why Freddrick keeps using the famous song by Napoleon XIV in his homemade episodes of Happy Appy.