Hyperrealistic blood

Ok so basically this is my oc. His name is hyperrealistic blood. He is the Greek god of cliche creepypastas. His backstory is, well.. I don’t know...his perfect bio parents were killed and then he got adopted by abusive parents or something. That made him evil and now he haunts the minds of innocent creepypasta writers by making them jam “hyperrealistic” into every 3 words.