Super Mario 64 IS EVIL YEAH AND STUFF!

One dark day I went to a garage sale and I bought a copy of Mario 64 for from this old guy with a pedophile mustache. He told me it was free and stuff, and apparently the game was owned by some kid who died or something. I went home and put the game in my mother fucking nintendo 64, when it started Mario was bleeding his eyes out with hyper realistic blood and then scary stuff happened. Then Mario popped out of the screen and killed me. Then the old guy turned into a skeleton and popped out.