Sir Llama Toast .VS. The Evil Patrixxx

How it began
One hot day Sir Llama Toast and Patrixxx were hanging out when Sir Llama Toast attempted to eat Patrixxx's pie. Patrixxx got angry and told him to not eat his pie! But Sir Llama Toast did anyway... Patrixxx then kicked Sir Llama Toast in the gut, and that's how the greatest battle in Trollpasta history began!

The Fight
After Patrixxx kicked Sir Llama Toast in the gut, Sir Llama Toast hit him with his SauceBeam causing Patrixxx to be sent flying. Then Patrixxx hit Sir Llama Toast with a Patrilaser, which Sir Llama Toast fails to dodge.

Lazers were flying, swords were falling, and soon enough bombs were dropping!

After many hours, Patrixxx was tired so Sir Llama Toast won.

Winner
Written Habergeon