The real creepy pasta

One night I decided I would write a creepy pasta while I was writing my spaghetti fell from my plate to the ground the pasta grew large lumps they looked like human organs but weaker the thing let out a huge gasp for air before running off past my window and into the woods.I thought holy cow I could make a million bucks off that thing so I went to the forest with my net and old lawn darts I heard it it was nearby it screamed and ran from me I was chasing it down when I caught it a black bag went over my head and I was in an interview room a man wearing black sunglasses asked me How did I make it ”what“ I replied “the monster“ he said now are you gonna tell me or not I agreed before I heard banging the man ran from the upstairs forgetting to lock the door I ran out.I won’t make any more creepypasta

credit to carzyshark28