SOMEGUY's Sweaty Manservants

It was a normal day in TPWC, SG was telling people to die, Batman and Monster were shitposting some BBCode, and all in all it was a good day. Until Batman had the balls to do something SG didn't like.

SOMEGUY123: batman get fucked

Everyone froze. SG was angry, we knew that. He was ready to strike. But Zy was drunk and didn't notice so she said, "why dont you fuck him sg :))))".

SG gave her a look of searing rage and snapped his fingers. Men burst in through the doors, dressed in white towels and sweating profusely. They dragged Batman and Zy down to TPWC's cellar and they were never seen again.

Some say you can hear wet slaps at night, and sweat drops hitting cold concrete floor.