Puppy Dog Pals: The Last Mission

A puppy found a DVD called “Puppy Dog Pals: The Last Mission”, so she put the DVD in the player and it started. It was recorded on Disney Channel. First, an ad for Huggies came on, and it was distorted but there was no gore, red backgrounds, or blood. The sound hurt the dog’s ears, then it ended and the Disney Channel bumper, but there was no sound. There was Mickey, he looked sad and depressed, then he killed himself with the wand, and the Disney Channel logo appeared out of nowhere.

Then the intro came on, and there was no happy music, and the lyrics said “Bingo and Rolly, couple of puppies, they will die.”, and it sounded not so happy, and more sad and depressed. Then it kept saying “Hail Satan” as the rest of the song continued. The sky was blood red for the whole intro, and Bingo and Rolly were sad. Bob was already at work, but it was 3:00 AM. A.R.F. kept trying to break himself, and Hissy was sleeping. It ended at the logo, but instead of it saying just “Puppy Dog Pals”, it said “Puppy Dog Pals: The Last Mission”, and the creator’s name wasn’t shown.

Bingo and Rolly were sleeping on the couch, and they woke up as soon as the camera panned to them. Bingo said “Rolly, do you want to play with me?”, and then as Rolly got excited, he was blindfolded. They went on a mission, but that was their last. After they got home, they played the game. The mission was going to kill them both.

Bingo counted to ten, and Rolly hid. Rolly thought he was playing hide and seek, but then Bingo grabbed a chainsaw and started looking. He found him, and immediately put a chainsaw in Rolly’s stomach, killing him instantly.

Hissy was Bingo’s next target. Hissy was napping, and Bingo grabbed Hissy and found a knife, and cut her stomach open, and pulled her intestines out and tied them around her.Then Bingo want outside, and as A.R.F. came by, and Bingo flipped over his and Rolly’s pool, and it went all over A.R.F. He exploded as the water fell on him, and pieces of him flew everywhere. Then Bingo said “Satan is my god. I must kill myself to make him happy.”, then right after Bingo tied a noose around a pole with a creepy smile, and hung himself.

After the credits played, there was no Bingo and Rolly, and instead of the cheerful happy music, there was depressing ukulele sounds. The Disney Junior logo came on, and it said 666 and both Disney and Junior. The puppy took the disc out right after and broke it into pieces.

Credited to Zeebeethedog