Caught With My Pants Down

So I was taking a poo-poo one evening and I heard a loud BOOM coming from outside the bathroom door. Shortly after I grabbed the 12-gauge from under my toilet and kicked open my bathroom door with my pants down. To my surprise It was the loch-ness monster, I said, 'what do you want loch-ness monster?!' then he said 'I need about three fitty.' And I said, 'No Loch-ness monster I don'™t got three fitty!!.' The next evening I was taking a poo-poo again, because the steak I ate earlier was talking back to me. Then I heard a loud BANG coming from outside the bathroom door, I grabbed my beretta from under my toilet. I head-butted the door open and to my surprise it was the Slenderman. I said ,'What do you want Slenderman!?!' then he said ' I need about twenty dollars.' I said, 'No Slenderman I only got five dollars!!!!' then he said, 'Fine I only need about three fitty.' &lt;span style=&quot;mso-spacerun:yes&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;I stared at him for a moment and said, 'You ain'™t Slenderman!!!!.' And then I ripped of his mask, it was the Loch-ness monster again. I said, 'what do you want loch-ness monster!?!?' He said, 'I need about three fitty.' Then I shot him.&lt;/p&gt;