Trongle Troll

Worst Managing Day Ever
One day I was out in Smashing Mashers and then the Trongle Troll crawled out of the attic because I was alone and just managing the shop before it is locked up for the night. He said that I have been serving cow meaty and I would receive the punyshe? What the hell is a punyshe? Why is he vegan? What the hell is he doing in my basement? I asked all these questions internally but then he said he also had a good eight hour sleep and speared me with special evil broccoli which made me die and I write this from the afterlife. Don't trust the wrinkly green troll dude from Hell or he will show you the vegan Trongle of Sprongle is your new god now. And one more thing: WHAT THE DAMN IS A TRONGLE OF SPRONGLE OR A TRONGLE TROLL OR TRONGLE HELL, WHERE AM I NOW, TRONGLE HELL? WHAT IS GOING ON?