Why You Must Stay Away From Subway

When I was 15 I worked at Subway. It was a decent job, not good. But not bad. I am here to share my story. It was a slow night. I was even able to hear my heart beat. Then someone came in. He was wearing a black hoodie, and I couldn’t see his face.

 

“What do you want?”

 

“Your soul” he said

 

“What?”

 

“Are you happy with your life?”

 

“Sir, if you don’t order something I’ll have to kick you out.”

 

“Answer me.”

 

“Please leave.”

 

“Your a jerk.” he said

 

“What?”

 

“I was going to offer you a video game but screw you! Now I shall curse you! If you don’t say sorry you will die tomorrow!”

 

It’s tomorrow. I’m scared. Wait. Oh crap hyper realistic blood is coming out of me! AHHH!!!!!!!!!