Croc 3: The revenge of the hyper-realistic bloddy killed DEATHLY Gobbos of the underworld

I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one.

I was a regular teen in 2005 doing good in school. I was broke of course, and my dad was alcoholic and my mom was in Serbia for her degree. I had to escape reality by doing homework and studying, which is why i was good at school, and also playing video games, i had an Xbox and Wii, which i loved to play, i could forget how broke i was, and also my awful dad.

Now, I also had a PC, i played the two Croc games the most on there. I really loved them and got super excited to play the third one when it was announced.

Turns out, there was a contest in 2008 to purchase the game for free on the gamecube. Of course I entered that. The contest was to send in a video of a speedrun of one level from each Croc game. I beat a level in the 2 of them in 45 second. I felt awesome and then, a month later, I won and they sent me the gamecube version with some money too.

I put the game into my wii, put in the memory card and the controller and play.The title screen looked very happy and kid friendly, it had bright colors, Croc was jumping off of a Goppo in the picture next to the logo, and the logo looked very cute. The title was "Croc 3: The Goppos Return". I was so excited, then i pressed start, and that's when everything went downhill.

For half a frame, the sky turned red, the Goppy was stabbing Croc, who was leaking blood like a stream, the Goppo looked hyper realistic. The title turned into Croc 3: The revenge of the hyperrealistic bloddy killed DEATHLY Gobbos of the underworld. The game began.

Croc is walking around his island collecting food, then suddenly, a hyper realistic Gobbo comes out of his basket for food. It starts stabbing him and shooting him, the gameplay begins saying the objectiv is to run after the Gobbo. Croc controlled horibbly, but he was shot and stabbed so it was understandable.

After the hyper-realistic bloody adventure, the Gobbo took me to the underworld and the tv exploded.

I died, end.

Written by: Imjustthere