Returning

GAIS I'M SCARED. I LOOKED UNDER MY PILLOW AND A DOLLAR WITH PATRIXXX WAS ON IT. I SHIT MYSELF AND THEN HE KILLED ME AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND MOAR CLICHES CAME BUT THEN I'M SUDDENLY AN INTERN AT NICKOLODEAN AND WE SAW AN EPISODE CALLED SQUIDWARD GOT LAID AND SLENDERMAN AND THE RAKE STARTED DANCING TO SMOOTH JAZZ AND OH $%@#! IT'S WEEGEE! ANYWAY SUDDENLY SANIC HEGEHOG RAN AWAY WITH MY DOG AND THEN I WAS THE FROGS AND THEN I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM MY DAD BUT MY DAD IS MY MOM SO WHO IS PHONE? ANYWAY MITT ROMNEY MURDERED ME AND AND AND AND I COULD NOT FIND OUT WAT AND MEANS AND AND AND THIS IS COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND SHITTY AND THEN- Patrixxx was here.

December 20th, 2012.

I am writing to you, members of Trollpasta Wiki. The world is ending and Evil Patrixxx is making it happen. I was in a coma in the North Pole from 2011-2012. Evil Patrixxx is teaming up with Demmy, Ninja Herobrine, Gaben, Evil Kermixxx, and more. They're all digging to the Earth's core to release inferno upon Earth. The writing above, that jumble of caps lock, was supposedly written by a man tortured by Evil Patrixxx Dream Syndrome.

"Evil Patrixxx Dream Syndrome" (Or EPDS) is a condition caused by looking at the picture of Patrixxx too long. It is believed the man was exposed to the picture by friends. He was put in bad condition and, died shortly after. They seem to morph into an object like Patrixxx, but not. It is very rare. OH CRAP! HE'S HERE! AAAH!!!!!!! NO HE IS THE FATHER OF THE RAKE AND SLENDY! HELP!

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Patrixxx's Note: You have EPDS. I'm going to get you next.