Su Tart: The Tart Files

okay so this is a story about a boy named

-tee hee-

SU TART

that is his name and if you bully him for that you probably have a couple good point you're gonna make him feel bad cus his name's ridiculous

also

even his POSTER is bullying him his poster fell on him

there

I FIXED IT!

i'm like the opposite of a bully i'm a good person su tart: huh i am i got to hurry wha

oh

su tart's dad: su tart are you awake? you're almost late for school

S U T A R T

su tart's dad: sun are you enjoying your bacon flakes

OH MY GOD IT IS THE SUN

why am i lagging oh my god these bacon flakes they like lag your whole game

su tart: i don't want to go to school

su tart's dad: why SUN

su tart: because everyone will be mean to me because we are bacons

su tart's dad: eyy don't listen to what people say now let's get a move on

what wonderful advice from your father hey

you see those people bullying you

just close your ears noob

su tart's dad: now son - if anyone bullies you just say talk to the hand okay

saying "Talk to the hand!" will get you actually smacked

-ambulance noises-

I'M OUTTA HERE

SU TART IMMA GONNA KILL YOU BOY

bully: look at that freak over there next to gina

gina: stop being mean to him

su tart: :))

seth: wow bully: LoSeR aLeRt

oh god she's right

gina: OH MY GOD - STOP BEING A BOOLY

su tart: talk to the hand

su tart you deserve to be bullied for that one

bully: EAT THAT LOSER

oh my god they just killed su tart

gina: aarree yyoouu ookkaayy ssuu ttaarrtt

wait did they mean stuart

I THINK THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS MEANT TO WRITE STUART

STUART

or are you just su tart? i'm gonna call you su tart

gina: ermagaud i'm gonna tell the principal

bully: don't tell on me again or i will beat you up

su tart: i wont tell on you unless you are rude to me

ehhhh



bully: that's what you get

su tart: i sure don't want to go to school now su tart's dad: you're gonna be just fine SUN

su tart: i got footage on tape so ha ha

bully: look i'm sorry for what i did and i will never do it again

su tart: it's okay -SMASHES FILM-

bully: :)

i think this calls for more ambulance noises