The toilet of hell

I got a weird tape from ebay and played it and it showed someone crapping their pants. Then when i went on my laptop i pooped then sneezed on my laptop then my ass was wet because my diahrrea.

My poop smelled like f**king jewish penis sauce. When i went on my i dont know how it got possesed toilet, My poop went plop on the floor. My poop then went up my butt and came out of my mouth. I was like "aw shit." then i accidentally put poop mayo on my sandwich that i gave to my b0ss. The poop went in my boss's butt then he found out he pooped his pants because he forgot to pull his pants down. Then at home, i sat on my poop and then the sound was like "pffffffffff" and i smelled it and licked it and it smelled like pee in my ass. And then suddenly the tape started playing again and my penis fell off. Then the spooky part happened. I sat on the possesed toilet until the evil poop monster pooped on my ass then i smelled tacos and it was the poop so then i recorded a video of it and uploaded it to pornhub. The poop stinked so bad that it burned my fucking ass off and i died.

My poop went "plop" on the floor then some gay ghost hobo licked it up and said "THIS IS AMAZING!!!" then the toilet fucking exploded and one peice of the toilet went up my butt and i called it macaroni.

Then another hobo farted the it stuck so bad i threw up on his face and died again.

And a skeleton popped out.