Caillou: Rosie Becomes God

I was an intern at Cinar Animation back from 1996-2004. i also got to work on shows like arthur caillou and more. Back in 2004 i was laid off when cinar became cookie jar but i tripped on a vhs it said: caillou's original pilot. i thought ok and i watched it. it started off with what appeared to be a very early version of the caillou logo and a different house. i thought ok... it started off with caillou introducing us to his family, nothing much. Then it faded into the early house at night. It cut to rosie's room as she woke up. She went downstairs. "Rosie can't sleep! I need something!" but she noticed the basement door. she opened it up and found a strange glowing blue orb, she touched it and it flashed into a shot of the house the next day. Boris and Doris came in and said: "Hey kids, we got you some stuff!" Caillou came and found out he got something cool. Rosie got her and found out she got a Nickelodeon Fit Wii game, This was 1997 and this game didnt come out until 2011! She throw the game across the room and said in a male voice "No! I don't want that!" Did caillou predict the hungry pumpkin game?!?!?!? Rosie got a big head and screamed. Heavy metal played and she trashed the house. She then made a blue fireball and exploded the house! We cut to a shot of the house on fire with rosie as a giant. The following words she said will haunt me for as long as i live:

"Merry Chrismas, Fuckers!"

She then threw a fireball  at the family and they all turned into sans with hyper-realistic blood everywhere. they raped everyone in town and killed them. It then cut to a shot of rosie and the sans-family. Rosie said:

"Listen up all of you, Rosie is about to mess your anus up and make everyone my anus slaves! Rosie will hunt down and rape you all. Then Rosie will make all of you face the kiss of my vagina!! You all must burn in hell!"

Then rosie came to life and fucking killed me. If you are wondering how i am writing this, I am rosie! I will hunt down and rape you all. Suck my tits!