Pokemon Lavender Blood

I'M A DIE HARD POKEMON FAN!!!!!!! So i went to the bathroom to go take a dump. I looked behined the toilet for no reason and i saw something that would CHANGE MY LIFE!!!!! It was a pokemon game!!!!!!1 OMG!!!!!1 It was the blue verstion. BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!!!!!!!!1111 I got my gameboy advaced sp and started playing. When i started, the game freak logo was coverd in BLOOD!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! I started in lavender town for some odd reason. I went to talk to an NPC and he said "Bring me lavender blood right now!" WHAT DA FAQK?!??!!? So i walked around for a little and found a river.......................................COVERD IN BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 WHAT IS GOING ON I CAN'T TAKE IT OH MY GOSH I AM GOING TO FAUQKING KEEL MAH SLEEEEEEF!!!!!111111111111111111111 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I turend the game off and i went to the creek outside and drowed myslef in the river and the river turend into BLOOD!!!!!!!11 While i was dying i herd a voice that said "You diden't give me my lavender blood so i gave you the curse named suiside!" WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!?????/ It dosent matter because i'm dead.............................