Not another Sonic.EXE Ripoff

Hey there everybody! This is my first Trollpasta, based on the ever-popular (and overrated) Sonic.EXE. ==Genesis exploded for no particular reason. Then my games did too, and my mother threw them away. I was so sad. Well I decided to look around my town to look for a computer version of Sonic when this creepy old man walked up to me. He said &quot;Hey there, looking for some video games?&quot; I slowly walked away, because, trusting creepy old men is kind of a stupid idea. Then I went to my generic local used games shop. I saw a jewel case with a disc in it and the dic had the words SONIC.VIDEOTHINGY on it. I walked up to the shop owner asked how much. He then said &quot;J-just take it, suspicious.==

The level was named &quot;DEATH HELL ZONE ACT 1.&quot; I began playing the zone and I noticed polluted water, blood, hyper-realistic blood, polluted blood, and even hyper-realistic polluted blood water. It was pretty freaky. I also saw Sonic. He was staring into me and right into my soul. So I moved him foward and I saw dead animals. They were hanging off of trees, and I saw them laying on the ground as well. I mean holy crap was this creepy. So he kept on running until I saw Tails. Tails is a pretty cool guy, so I walked up to him and then Sonic slit Tails' throat with a shank that was made from animal bones and I was like &quot;OMGWTFBBQ!?&quot; I kept on playing though, because, well just because. Also there was more hyper-realistic blood. That was some pretty freaky deaky stuff. Then I saw a textbox that said &quot;I MAY OR MAY NOT BE GOD!!!&quot; Then I was like :I Sonic may not be the most threatning villain now that I think about it. I then looked behind me and saw the Tails Doll! Even though he has nothing to do with this game, but I saw him! Then I ripped off his head, I mean he's a plush, not too hard to kill. I kepy on playing the game when Sonic walked up to Knuckles. I though &quot;Oh sure he killed Tails, but he wouldn't kill Knuckles.&quot; Then he killed Knuckles. I honestly had no idea what I expected. Then it said &quot;DEATH HELL ZONE ACT 2...&quot;

I was like &quot;Maybe I should stop playing the game.&quot; But then I didn't, because curiosity. I made Sonic walk and not run, maybe he was just going to fast for his own good. Then I ran into Robotnik and I knew what was going to happen. Then Sonic walked up to Robotnik and hugged him. Once again I honestly don't know what I expected. Then Robotnik said &quot;Now it's time for us to kill the Player!&quot; Yes thats my name Player, just to let you know. Eggman removed his sunglasses and it went close up and I saw these hyper-realistic eyes, They were red and black! I then shut off the computer. I walked away and went to bed. In my dreams I heard Robotnik and Sonic laughing. I then woke up and saw a Sonic plush right next to me. I grabbed the plush and put it in the microwave, and destroyed it. I went back to bed and woke up with a Robotnik plush, once again with those dang eyes. With hyper-realistic blood! Oh wait this real life, so it would be hyper-realistic. I put the Robotnik in the microwave and then it also turned to ashes. I decided to play the game again, thinking everything would be fine, and then a skeleton popped out! Then I died and am now typing this in hell. END (an by teh whay anawther schhhkeletawn pawped oawut.) lul