Mooned-Face

&quot;Once there was a man named mooned-face&quot;

&quot;His face...was a giant butt&quot;

&quot;Everyone disliked Mooned-Face&quot;

&quot;because his face was a giant ass&quot;

&quot;Also, may I remind you, that his face... was his ass...&quot;

&quot;If he had to go to the bathroom(I.E, #2) he has to do a head stand to do his business&quot;

&quot;On Christmas, he had brothers that were normal and nieces and nephews, everyone hated getting kissed by him&quot;

&quot;because if he kissed you, he will start shitting&quot;

&quot;Also, because his mom was a blonde, she used to bathe him in Bleach every day to get rid of his disease&quot;

&quot;But of course, blondes being blondes, it failed&quot;

&quot;So she just went and did other blonde stuff&quot;

&quot;His father was not really pleased with his youngest son have a ass for a face&quot;

&quot;So his dad sent him to the doctors&quot;

&quot;They said 'I'm sorry... there is nothing we can do...' then his dad stormed out of the room&quot;

&quot;And baked a humongous cake for the doctors&quot;

&quot;But didn't give none for Mooned-Face&quot;

&quot;Because his dad didn't want to get Mooned-Face's face hole dirty&quot;

&quot;and waste a lot of toilet paper, and tons of gaging, on cleaning his face hole&quot;

&quot;20 years later, Mooned-Face found true love&quot;

&quot;Her name was Queefer.&quot;

&quot;Queefer and Mooned-Face had only one kid&quot;

&quot;His name was &quot;Mooned-Queef&quot;

&quot;Mooned-Queef was like the reflection of Mooned-Face himself&quot;

&quot;Except he would fart queefs(fuck logic at this point of time)&quot;

&quot;He was picked on at school, because of his fart queefs are very loud&quot;

&quot;But he didn't give a fuck because no one is perfect&quot;

&quot;20 years from now, Mooned-Queef had a child with a normal person and named his child No One&quot;

&quot;Because of the famous saying 'No one is perfect', so that is why he named his child No One&quot;

&quot;So they all lived perfectly in a unnormal state of happiness, farting or queefing.&quot;

&quot;It proves that anyone, unnormal or normal, can live in happiness&quot;

&quot;Then one day, they just mysteriously vanished into the air&quot;

&quot;And if you could listen to the howls of the night&quot;

&quot;You could hear, and smell, the queefs and farts&quot;

Created by the Creepypasta Chat

Written by Fatal Disease