Spongebob WORST day ever!

Spongebob was having a rough day at the Krusty Krub. They were out of napkins and when a customer asked for salt, Spongebob akkidentalie gave him pepper. And then the fryer broke. Worst of all, he burnt a krabby patty and had to throw it away. Spongebob sobbed his heart out. ‘WHYYYYYY?’ then he heard Squidward yell at him ‘its just a stupid patty you moron, now shut up and get me my order!’ ‘yes Squidward’ Spongebob moaned miserably. It was finally the end of Spongebob’s shift. Spongebob put away his Krusty Krab hat and said ‘gudbye?’ to it and kissed it goodnight. When he finally got home he called his best friend Patrick. They talked for hours and hours, at 2 am spongebob said he wus going to put a gnnn to hus head for he was screwing thungs up left and right. ‘What? You cant Spongebob, your my best friend!’ Patrick said  histericly. ‘Sorry Patrick but I cant live with myself after what I did today’ you’ll just have to find a new best friend. Spongebob got a gnnn and walked over to Patrick’s rock, he knocked on the rock and Patrick came out, he looked like doomsday was tumurow which in fact it was. ‘Spongebob, are you sure you want to do this?’ Patrick asked. ‘I’m sure Patrick’ Spongebob said. Spongebob slowly lifted the gnnn to himself and switched off from safty mode. Spongebob wulk up bihind the bush and stuck up the gnnn to his forehead, ‘goodbye Patrick and goodbye Bikini Bottom!’ Spongbob yelled and pulled the trigger but nothing happened. Spongebob pulled teh trigger again but still nothing happened, he looked at the gnnn and noticed it was a toy gnnn. ‘Yay, now you won’t shoot yur bullets!’ Patrick walked up to his friend and put a hand on his shoulder, ‘I know what will make you better, a vanilla ice cream cone with extra sprinkles and chocolate on top!’ ‘I’d like that a lot Pat’. So they went off to get their ice cream.

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