The California Raisins

'''The California Raisins ''' I was an intern at...actually I wasn't an intern at that place. I was an intern at that OTHER place! Anyway, I was an intern at that other place and I was fired for some reason. I went home sad, but then a VHS popped out of nowhere, and it smelled like raisins. I decided to pop it in my VCR, and hyper realistic blood spread everywhere! OH NO! Then the California Raisins popped up, and it was so hyper realistic, and they said, "We're going to kill you." I screamed, and then I turned into a raisin and my pet bird ate me. Then I went into a game store, sold the VHS, and bought a haunted Legend of Zelda game instead. THE END!