Wooder.exe

Y'ALL FELLERS READY FER AN CREPPYPESTA!

DERES WOODER EN MY DANG FRIDGE!!!!
SO I RECKON DERE WUZ SUM MOUTIN DEW IN MY FRIDGE, WEN I SAW AN SCARY\

WUT IN TERNATION
DEN EYE SAW DAT DERE WOODER AND SHOT IT! DEN I WENT TO MY DAAUGHTER DEN-

(the man writing this was shot)