You're Gonna Die, Charlie Brown

A week ago I was at a yard sale, which was being hosted by some morbidly obese man. Everything was really cheap for some reason. But I found a box. The box said "DON'T OPEN". B

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HIDE THE KIDS! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!! eing the idiot I was, I opened it anyway. I saw a bright red light, as if Satan was crapping in my face. It went away after a few seconds, and then I saw the tape. The tape had a scratched off label, so I couldn't really make out the title. I saw a crude drawing of Charlie Brown on the remains of the label, though, so I assumed this was one of the classic Charlie Brown specials. I gave the guy 14 dollars and left. When I got home, I put the tape in my VCR. As I mentioned before, I was an idiot. Anyhow, I put the tape in, and then it cut to a loud and offkey MIDI playing over deformed JPEGs of Snoopy. This lasted for 4 minutes. It then cut to the ACTUAL episode. It started off with the familiar piano music,with a spooky sine wave playing along, and Charlie was walking. There was a white flash for a couple of frames, and then it went to the title. A loud, disorienting piano chord played, as the title in red, bloody letters said "You're Gonna Die, Charlie Brown!". The music stopped. It went to the familiar wall, but it looked like the bricks were decaying. Linus said "Listen pal." and then proceeded to mumble about....something. Charlie Brown said "Yeah. And then I'm going to-" It then abruptly cut to Charlie standing in the road, t-posing. He then said the following: "Well, this is it. This is the end of Charlie Brown." And then it went silent. Not even ambience could be heard. And then, a loud honk could be heard, and then a gooey smacking noise. Charlie Brown died. The most creepily creepy part was that he had no eyes, they were bleeding. But the most notable part was his corpse. His corpse was smiling. The normal Charlie Brown theme played, but this time bass boosted. The camera then zoomed in on the mangled Charlie Brown and cut to Snoopy's skeleton. The bass boosted music was still playing. Snoopy's skeleton looked at me, and said in a thick Brooklyn accent, "You talkin' to me?" I have no idea how I heard this over the obnoxiously loud music. And then a bunch of images played at full speed, and it was seizure-inducing. My TV then exploded. I'm now dead. The end.