BEN DYYYYYED

SO WUN DAI I WUZ GOIN TO A NEERBI GAYMESTOP AFTER A DAY OV BEIN A INURN AT NIKOLODUN STUDOZ AND I WENT INSIDE AND THE FLOOR WAS COVERED IN BLOOD. BUT I SAW A KOPY OF MAJORAZ MASSK FOR N64 BUT IT WAZ COVERED IN SUPER DUPER HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOD. I SAID IT WAS JUST A GLITCH BUT I WAS NOT PREPARED. AS I WALKED TO MY HOUSE IN BELAIR I KEPT ON SEEING STATUES LIKE FROM DAT BEN DROWNED CRAPPYPASTA AND I WAS SOOPER DOOPER SKARED. BUT I DIDNT CARE N TOLD MYSELF IT WUZ JUST A GLITHC BUTT I WAS WORNG! SO I WENT ON THE GAME AND THE MASK ON THE OPENIN SCREEN WAS REPLACED WITH A HYPER REAALISTIC EVIL PARIXXXXXX! INSTEAD OF MAJORAS MASK IT JUST SED 666. I WENT ON ANYWAY CUZ U CATN JUDGE ME B!TCHES. SO I STARTED UP BUT THE ONLY SAVE FILES WERE BENJAMIN BENNY AND BEN. I DIDNT LIKE DEM SO I TRYED TO DELETE THEM BUT THEY ALL OIPENED AT ONCE AND I WAS SCARED BUT I DIDNT CARE CUZ IT JUST A GLICH. THE GAME WAS NORMUL AT FURST UNTIL DA PART WERE LINK GETS TURRRNED INTO A PLANT BECUZ INSTEAD I TURNED INTO  A HYPER REALISTICK EVIL PATRIXX AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT BUT PATRIXX KILLLLLED HIM. DEN EVIL PATRIXX STARTED WALKING SUPER CLOSE TO THE SCREEN AND OPUNNED HIS MOWTH AN I KOOD SEE DOWN HIS THROT. DEN HE YELLED IN A DEMONIC VOICE THAT BEN DYED. I GOT SUPER SKARED AS HYPER REALISTICK BLOOD SPURTED FROM PATRIXXS THROT AND HE CAME OUT OF DA SKREEN.

den a skeleton pop out an i dye.

THE MOTHERFRIGGIN END.