Ed Edd n Eddy Lost Episude: EDDYZ DIARHEA!!!

it was april 20 during wwii and i wuz at least 100 years old I wuz watching some cartun netwok when suddenly and without any warning either the cartun netwok logo announced dat a brandspankin new ed edd n eddy episude wuz coming on i wuz buckwild bout it then the show started but the intro had hyper realistic blood everywhere and then at the end on the intro edd or double d (as in double d size bra) took a fuckin dirtnap instead of faintin then the title card showed up but it said "EDDYZ DIARHEA" in big ass red letters on a funky ass black background and then the episude started herez how it goes:

eddy wuz runnin home while clenching his stomach he had just eated an all u can eat buffet at taco bell™ at the buffet he eated over 9000 tacoz with extra lax he found it odd dat he didnt blow feces all ova teh universe he said "man im gonna be da end of teh universe as we know it" just as he sayed that he let out a massive fart that was bigger than bubble bass extra thicc super duper mega giant buttocks!!!! then he said "AW GAWD DAMMET I GOTTA GET TO THE FUCKIN TOILET OR ELSE ILL DESTROY DA UNIVERSE" then he realized logic didnt exist in trollpastaz so he teleported to da toilet, the poopagedon was about to begin

as eddy was sittin on da toilet he started to fart rapidly to teh point where he wuz tootin and rootin faster than sonidge da heghoc can run he yelled "UH OH ITS CUMMING OUT EVERYONE TAKE COVER!" as he sayed that a large amount of feces rocketed out of his anus causing da world to shake cracks appeared with shit sprayin out the world wuz slowly being floded by shit and everythang wuz bein destroyed like at sesame street da cookie monster wuz lookin down at a easter basket he jumped down and grabbed da basket and then he said "a easter baskeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" he yelled as he drownd in shit then the griffin family wuz enjoyin lunch at da table but thay perished under da mounds of poop watever the situation was on thing was certain: everything was goin DOWN BABY!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11!!!1!11!!11!12121"!"!"!1"1!

once eddy thought he wuz done he looked at da mess admiring da destruction, HE FARTED SO FUCKIN HARD THAT HE DESTROYED EARTH then he kiled himself then the episude ended with no credits and then a skeleton popped out

it wuz the BEST GAWD DAM EPISUDE I HAD EVER SEEN, even though it wuz skawy then i found out that da episude wuz adapted into a film called singy eatey time and then john cena killed me

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