NIGHT OF THE LIVING POTAYTO

One day I took a shit and I was strangled to death by Casey Anthony and when all the proof they had was needed she was still found not guilty. I then proceeded to inhale secondhand smoke up the crack of my ass until I became a big blue dildo. When suddenly Kermixxx was in the mirror I was looking at and he was like: the gay fox! Your the biggest thief in the world! I punched the mirror and it broke and thus the broken glass beast's baby brother was born. That night, while everyone was sleeping, not a mouse was smoking crack, Santa snuck into the house and got my little sister pregnant and 9 months later a baby was born. It had tentacles all over it, because Slendy's girlfriend had an affair wit Santy Claus. That baby had a baby who had a baby who had a baby who had a baby who had a baby who had a baby within 5 seconds of each other, and then they all exploded. I was covered in blod and guts. Are you scared? A bunch of bandits got into my house and stole my pokeman Diamend game. HOW COULD THEY? NOW IM A MARY SUE WITH BLACK EYES AND I WENT ON A KILLING SPREE AND IVE GOT SUPAR POWERS THAT TOTALLY DOESNT MAKE ME OVERPOWERED U GUIZE I AM EVEN BETTER THEN JANE JEFF SLENDERMAN AND ALL PASTAMONSTERS COMBINED IM SO COOL. EVERY KILL BEGINS WITH K. THIS HAS BEEN LONG AWAITED, I THINK. SO AFTER I BECAME A MARY SUE, I WAS CAPTURED BY THE SAME BANDITS WHO STOLE MY POKEMON DIEMIND. THEY HAD MICKEY MOUSE STRAPPED TO A CHAIR, AND HE WAS SAYING: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE EXPLAODED IN 2 GUTS ALLL OVR--- AND THEN THEY TRANSYFROMED ME INTO A NON MIRRY SUE AND ROFLSKELETONS (LOLSKELETONS BROTHER) KILLED ERYON AND JEFF GAVEBIRT WT911u8 what.... He gave brith to a potato, and it came amd kioll him wit knife and it wurs lirk ure nexyt boi n i ws skurred so den i was luyk playing dickcraft and all of the suden hirobun kame and killed me n my shit took a dick in terror (memorable quote by me revrsed) AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN SONIC KILLED ME. SO SKRD. HELP PLEASE. hjadhsjdhadjcerseilannisteristheepitomeofacunt3u843947u I DED LOOK OUT FOR  DAY 5 COMING TO A WINTERFELL NEAR YOU. ALSO, DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU.WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS? WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS? WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!?!?! k, MY PASTAS R BETER THEN YRS LOL U SUCK KTHXBYE YOU ASSNUTS