Ronald McDonald

Uploader's note: I translated this thing, kept the grammar mistakes and switched the English sentences of the original text to Portuguese for "story consistency."

The Crappypasta
I always knew…. Always knew there was something wrong with that clown!

Since that day, I still am on the Ronald McDonald House, he wants me…

My father, have stolen some medicines for my sick mother, because we were poor, but he ended up in jail, I had to choose, live in the Ronald McDonald House or an orphanage. I, of course, choose the House because I could eat lots of hamburgers from McDonald’s.

The assistant brought me to the place, when we arrived, the assistant talked to the nurse and, then nurse brought me to my room. It looked like a hospital, with several beds. I put my luggage on the floor, put my clothes on my bag and picked my notebook, this one I’m using right now.

During the night I couldn’t sleep, I woke up and scared myself a lot, the clown was looking at us. Was looking closely, watching us.

The next day, I went to his room, and, on the papers, I ended up finding his story:

“A história do Ronald McDonald:….”

I won’t tell it, giving the fact it’s too long and not from our language.

Basically, Ronald, made a deal with the devil in a ritual, he would be arrested and killed to prevent damages in the world, he needed 100000$ (340 783,692 reais) to keep himself alive, so he made a collaboration with coca-cola, making it from the devil as well.

They, during the lunch didn’t give us hamburger, but instead, ROTTEN meat.

Ronald knows well, that I know the whole story, he plans to kill me soon

It’s him… spread the message! He’s coming! Spread the message!

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