JEFF TEH EVIL ROOMBA

ONCE I WAS SITTING IN THE KITCHEN EATING EVIL PATRIXXX FLAKES THAT GAVE ME +54I329786 HP WHEN SUDDENLY MY ROOMBA STOPPED CLEANING I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED WHEN SUDDENLY JEFF BEZOS THE CEO OF AMAZON POSSESSED THE ROOMBA AND SAID “YOUR NEXT” AND HE LAZER BEAMED ME I DIED THEN I WAS LIKE “W0T WHO ARE U” AND HE SAID “IM JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA AND UR GONNA DIE” THEN I GOT THE POWER OF EVIL PATRIXXX AND I MADE HIM EXPLOD BUT IT WASNT OVER YET ALL MY LIGHTS TURNED OFF AND THE ONLY LIGHT THAT WAS IN THE ROOM WAS FROM THE WINDOW THEN HE EMERGED FROM THE DARKNESS WITH JEFF THE KILLER RIDING ON HIM! I WAS VERY SPOOKED, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER BUT THEN........... A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND SCARED THEM AWAY!