My Little Pony Conspiracy

Have you ever wondered what the Mane 6 was doing when the show wasnt on air? Well im about to tell you because I used to work at Hasbro in the Bacon Strips department. I went to the screen room to see the newest MLP Season 4 episode. I was all by myself because everyone went home, even Lawnren Fost. When I pooped the disc into the DVD player, the DVD started. Pienkie Pie was hypor realistic blood and she bleeded on Rainbow Dash, drowning her. "TAKE THAT MUDDUR FUKUR" I scarmed. GayLight Sprinkul was hyper rolistic porple and I shet my pants becuz of that. My cargo pents was brown. The scren cut to Derpy Hofs and then she flew into an anvil and then she head got blooded all over the place. The scren cut to my favirot pointy, FluckerSheint and then she was stroking her vagina while having her period. She got neck stab by a TF2 spy and then she ded but then she respawn. The scren cut to GayRarity and it showed her in the bathroom throwing up blood and then she got takened by a black hand then the she went to hell. The screen cut to Applejack and then she buck apple tree and then apple hit her hed and then it hit her hed so hard that it hit her. GayJack's hed fell off. I turn off tv but it doesnt turn off. I kill myself with secrity ofucirs gun bcaues that how I post this creepypasta