DA SAMSONS: HOMAH DA KILLA

I USED DO BEE A INTENTEN AT FAWX WE ALWAS GOT TO WATCH THE NEW SAMSOMS EPISAWDS BEFOR THEY AIRED ON TELEBIFSION HOWEVER ONE DAY WE ATCHED SOMETHING SO DISTARBING THAT I QWIT ME JOB AS A INTEN HERES ME STORY. IT WASS DA 666th DAY IN DA YEAR AND WE ATCHED THE NEWEST EPIC SANSONS EPISODE DA INTRO PLEYED AS NORMAL BUTT EVERYTHING WAS GRAY ALL THE CHARACTERS HAD BLECK PUPILS AND LOKED DEPRESSED WHEN THE TV APPEARED ATE THA END OF TA INTRO THE ONLY THING STOOD WAS "CREATED BY SATAN" WTF I THAGHT TO MESELF DAS WEIRD BUTT I SWAR 4 1 FAME I CALD SE THE TAXT "STAWP WATCHING" I SHALDVE LISTENED 2 DA TAXT DA EPISADWE PLAYED

DA SPOOPY EPISADFW
DA EPISADE STARTED WIF HOMAH EATING DONUTS AT WARK BUTT DEN MISTER BERNS APPEARED ON SCREEN AND SAD "HOMAH U FAT SACK OF POOP GET BAK TO WERK" HE YELLED AT HOMAH HOMAH REPLIED WIF "BUTT IME STARFING" "I DAWNOT CAR WERK" HOMAH SNAPPED AND SAID TO BARNS "THIS IS DA LAST GODDAMN TEM YOUVE INSULDED ME MESTAR BORNS TEM TO DIE" HE SAID HE GRABBED MASTER BERNS AND FREW HIM INTO NUCLEAR WASTE "VINALLY I GRILLED THAT MODAFRICKER" HOMAH SAD HE DEN KILL EVER1 ELS IN DA BALDING AND WENT HOM.

HOMAH WENT HAME AND WENT TO GAW SLEP BUT WEN HE OPAN DOR TO BEDROOM HE SAW FLNDERS SLEPING IN BED WITH MERGE HOMAH SAID "HOW DERE U CHET ON ME MAERGE" "I SWER IT AINT HAW IT LOKE LIK" MERGE SAD "I DUNT CAR DIE" HOMAH PALLED OUWT A GEN AND SHOWT MERGE HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD SPLATTERED ACROSS DA ROOM AND FLANDRE WAS DERRIFIED "HE FLANDERINO" HOMA SAID "I HERD YU ARE KRISTIAN" HE SAD "YES ME AM KRISTAN" FLONDARS REPLID "I HAVE A GUWD IDEA FLANORS"

A TITLE CARD APERD REDING 1 HOUR LATER AFTA THE TITLE CERD WE SAW FLANERS NAILED ON A CROSS WE WERE HARRIFIED 1 PERSON HEVEN TFREW AP "TELL YOUR WIFE DAT I SEND U HER" HOMAH SAID

HOMAH HERD BERT AND LOSA SCREM AND HE LOKED TO DEM AND SAD

"YOURE NEXT"

OUR BLAWD FREZE ON DDAT MAMENT AS HOMAH WELK TO BORT AND LOSE SUDDENLEY MEGGE CAM CRASHIN DAWN FRAM THE SKIE TO SAFE BARTO AND LASA "OH UR APRACHING ME" HOMA SAIT "I CONT BET THE POOP OUT OF U WIFHOUT COMING CLOSER TO U" MEGE SAID "WEL DEN CUME AS CLOS AS U WANT" HOMO EXCLAIMED

THEY ARE GUNNA FIGHT

HOMAH VS MEGE
HOMAH FREW OUT 1 BILLION ENERGY BLESTS BUT MAGE CAWLD TOTGE TEM ALL BUT HOMA BUNCHED MEGE SO HARD DAT SHE LANDED ON DA MAAN HOMAH FREW A NEARBY PLANET AT MONGO BUT MEGE DAWDGE THEY DEN CLASHED THER FISTS INTO EACHODER DER CLASH WASS SO POWERFUL THAT IT CAUSED DISTORTIONS IN THE SPEC THEM CONTINIUMM "I HAF TO ADMIT MEGE UR VERY POWERFUL BUTT LET ME TELL U A SECRET I HAVE ONLY BEEN USING 50% OF ME POWA UP TO THIS BOINT" MEGE TRED TO ATACK HOMAH WIF A ENREGLY BLAST BUT HOMAH SURVIVED WITH NO INJURYS "U CELL DAT AND ATTACK LET ME SHAW U A REL ATTACK" HOMAH DEN CHARGED A HUGE ENERGY BLAST THE SIEZE OF DA SAN WICH HIT MAGGE AND SHE DED

DA END
HOMAH CAME BAK TO EARF AND TURNED THE SKIE BLOOD RED HE SEE BORT AND LESE HE SAID "YOU LITTLE PIECES OF POOP CANT RUN FROM MEH PREPERE DO DIE" HOMAH EXTNEDED HIS ARMS AND KILLES BOF LESA AND BARTA AT THE SANE DIME WILE LAFING LIKE A PSYCHOPATH

DE SCREN CAWT TO STATIC FAR 2000 YEARS AFTER DA TEMFRAME I SAW SOMTHING DAT WILL ALWEYS HAUND ME IT WAS A HYPERREALISTIC IMAGE OF HOMERO WITH THE TEXT "I AM GAWD" UND DE EPISAWD ENTET EVERYONE IN THE RAAM RAN OUT SCRAMING I QWIT ME JAB AS A INTENT AT FAWFX AND BECAM AND INTEN AT NICKELODEON ITS BEEN A YEAR SINC THIS INCIDENT HAPPEND BUT I STLL HAF NIGHTMARES OF THIS EPISODE AND I ALWEYS HAFE A DREM OF HOMAH TELLING ME 1 FING

"ILL BE BACK!"