Mortal Combat: Special Edition

My name is Jaiden and I’m a huge fan of the Mortal Kombat series. The other day, when browsing the internet for a good MK to play, one named Mortal Combat: Special Edition was on top of the list. My main question was why they didn’t use K instead of C, like normal, but that was only the start. As I clicked on “Download” I got a funny feeling. Should I have done this? Anyways, it began to download. I extracted the folder to my desktop, and this is when things began to get to me. 667 megabytes big.

A little creeped out, I loaded it up and what I saw I just couldn’t believe my eyes. 2 characters to choose from! I selected Zombie Scorpion, and took a sip of my coffee. The game loaded. WHAT WAS THIS NONSENSE? Scorpion was designed as a plushie! This disgusting act of violence was horrific. I cringed as Scorpion tickled rainbows out of Sub-Zeros cuddly face.

I diminished his health and CUDDLE HIM came up on the screen. My stomach did sommersaults as I inputted the secret command. The background went all pink and friendly as Scorpion tickled Sub-Zero until he wet himself. What sort of sick fuck would do this? I turned off my computer when I heard a giggle. I turned my head to see a rather cuddly Shao Kahn plushie…