A Normal Trip To South Park

When i was 11, i was lost in forest somewhere in Colorado and i was lost for hours like an boss. Then i saw somekind of wooden sign, saying South Park and some buildings far away. Then i noticed i somehow got into the town of the animated TV show called South Park. I saw Eric Cartman with hyper realistic bloody red eyes, crying blood and walking very slow. He said to me with creepy high pitched voice: u gonna die... I ran away and bought an gun from Jimbo's Guns and i shooted Eric but then Kenny, Kyle, Stan and all other kids came to kill me and i didn't have bullets. They eated me alive and then i woke up in my bathroom and i had beer in my hand. I noticed i was very drunk and i dreamed all that. But if it was dream, how the hyper realistic Eric is next to me?