JEFF AND THE INFLATABLE SHEEP

ONE DAY JEFF GOT A SPECIAL PACKAGE IN THE MAIL. INSTEAD OF CONTAINING THE EXPENSIVE MACHINE GUN HE HAD SENT FOR WEEKS AGO, IT CONTAINED AN INFLATABLE SHEEP. &quot;WHAT SORT OF SICK JOKE IS THIS?!&quot; HE SAID. THEN SUDDENLY THE SHEEP INFLATED ON ITS OWN, AND ANOTHER INFLATABLE SHEEP CAME OUT OF ITS MOUTH. IT SELF-INFLATED TOO.

&quot;W-WHAT IS THIS?!&quot; HE SAID, SLACK-JAWED, AS THE SHEEP MULTIPLIED. SOON THEY FILLED THE ROOM. SUDDENLY, THEY GREW FANGS AND THEIR EYES GLOWED RED, AND THEY ATTACKED HIM! JEFF TRIED POPPING THEM WITH HIS KNIFE BUT EVEN MORE EVIL BLOW-UP SHEEP SHOWED UP AS SOON AS ONE WAS RUPTURED! WITHIN MINUTES, HE WAS DROWNING IN THEM. &quot;NOOOOO!!!!&quot; HE SCREAMED.

AND THEN HE WOKE UP WITH A HORRIBLE HANGOVER. THAT WAS THE LAST TIME HE'D EVER GO DRINKING WITH THE SWIRLY-HEAD MAN, THAT'S FOR SURE.

THEND!

Written by Furbearingbrick.