Burger king: The abandoned store

It started when i was bored and decided to go deep in the woods. i was walking for a little while, until i came across an abandoned burger king. Keep in mind that this was in the middle of the woods with no road at all.

I was really curious why a random Burger king was out here in the woods, The outside of it actually looked pretty modern, But it was quite rundown, Broken windows, Multiple cracks in the walls, Overall unclean. I decided to go into the building... Oh how i would come to regret that simple decision.

The inside of the Building looked even worse than the outside, Everything was dirty, Most of the Tables and chairs were broken. I than realized that there was a trail of still wet blood coming from the kitchen of the place. I decided to go into the kitchen, I than saw a body.

I was scared of this body so i went to touch it, Than it hit me, THE BODY WAS MY FRIEND NAMED SALLY's BODY zZzOMG. I was still in shock about the body being one of my friend's, But then someone put a hand on my shoulder.

That someone, was MR KRABS from the infamous Tv show known as "sponge man". Mr krabs then took a baseball bat and knocked me out...

Sometime later i woke up, Mr krabs was frying some onions. I was tied up and i asked him,

"Mr krabs sir why did u sir do tie me up yes?"

Mr Krabs said

"I am going to kill with a KJ39 version 2 shotgun"

i said to Mr krabs

"But sir yes why?"

Mr Krabs said to me

"Because i love hitting the nae nae on you fools"

"and i love to eat the people and i love to drink blood"

I said to him

"Sir thats honestly kinda cring of u if i say so myself"

Mr krabs said back

"You gay man"

Mr krabs then started to rev up a chainsaw, He was about to kill me. I then kicked his shin and he fell over. I used this time to free my self from the rope, And escape the burger king.

I then took my IPod and took a picture. Mr krabs was behind me, He said to me

"YOUR NEXT"

I ran the hell outta there. and i am now typing this on my IBM laptop...