Super Mario Death 3-D

I know you're not going to believe this, but I used to be skeptic too. You see, one day I decided to get Super Mario 3-D Land. I went to target. I got the game, and took it to the man at the counter. He said "TAKE FOR FREE!!!! GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I said "okay". The game had a sticky note with sharpie saying "MARIO 3D.EXE" No skeleton popped out this time. I put it in my 3DS XL and the title was all scary and shit.

"Minor Glitch" I thought. When the game started, mario had hyper-realistic blood all over him. He had black eye sockets with red eyes and hyper-realistic blood were bleeding out if out of them. ARE YOU SCARED YET? I was on world 13, area 666. I played the game, and when mario killed an enemy hyper-realistic blood dripped out. When I got to the castle. I saw Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser hanging from bloody ropes. The boss was Dry Bowser but bigger. Also he was crying tears of blood and he said "WHY" and "I NEVER DESERVED THIS". Mario suddenly aquired the Fire Flower and somehow burned Dry Bowser to shreds. Bowser said "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS!!!!!" Then Mario came out of the 3DS XL. He then summoned demons out of my ceiling and the demons were hyper-realistic. The demons killed me. How am I writing this, you ask? Well, heaven has computers you know? Wait AHHH! I got revived. I'm never playing video games again.

Oh, and I forgot YOU'RE NEXT!