Reasons II

I was sitting in my house alone, when suddenly I heard some tapping on the window. My homosexual mind got the better of me, and I walked to see what it was. Suddenly, I heard glass breaking, and I was suddenly grabbed by 2 Halo fanboys. I was chained to my couch, and forced to watch Superbad (That movie sucks). When my captors were distracted, I began to spread some butter on the bars, breaking them.

I snuck outside, and the 2 halo fanboys saw me. They pulled out their propaganda leaflets, and I hid under a haybale as they shot burning china at me. During this time of need, I discovered my guardian angel. His name was Axl Rose. He flew out, and instantly killed both the halo fanboys. He said to me &quot;We gotta go find the halo fanboys's HQ!&quot; We both set out.

I found out on Wikipedia that they were hanging out AT THE WHITE HOUSE. Me and AXL ROse both went there. I pulled out a COMBAT SHITGUN and I shot all the halo fanBOIS. Then, when I got to the main room, I had to TAKE the flag. But there were too many and I was low ON AMMo. Axl Rose casted his ultimate spell, he summoned the legions of Bungholio to kill them all with the mighty turd-miniguns below their backs. As I grabbed the flag out of the base, me and Axl Rose both had this epic chase scene were we ran from a giant monster Happy Appy. It was pretty cool, huh huh huh huh huh.