Bowja from his CASHLE!

'''Bowja from his CASHLE! '''

One day, Bowja was just walking down the street, because he was from his CAAAAASHLE, and MAARIO was like "hey, BOOWJA, why ya drvin' mah CRAASHLE?" and then LUIGI was like "Nyah!" But no one cared because MAAAARIO ate the mushroom and saved the princess but she was in another CAAAASHLE! Then BOOOWJA was at the castle, but it wasn't really Bowser, and then BOOOWJA was from his CAAAAASHLE. Then MAAARIO went into his castle and he DIIIIIEED! Then he came back and he DIIIIIIED. Then he came back to Bowja, he got the thing, and then BOOOOOWJA DIIIIED. Then there's the Princess, but the Princess wasn't really the Princess, and he went to another CASHLE but it still wasn't Bowja, it still wasn't the Princess and he never FOOOOUND her!