Big City Greens: Alice's Leg

I’m sure you have all heard of the Disney cartoon “Big City Greens”. Well if you haven’t hers the real story.

I bet you have all been wondering why Tilly was so quick to assume that Alice was the one who killed Saxon in “Axin’ Saxon”. Well, this is because, she did it once before. Turns out there was a original pilot, explaining how Alice lost her leg. It was called “Alice’s Leg”.

It was cut do to it being far too graphic for a kids show. And for vulgar language being used. It started with the title of the episode being shown in a clever way, and then cutting to the family. Tilly was having a tea party with Saxon, and Alice was relaxing on her Porch swing. She glared at Tilly with Saxon, saying how Saxon was nothing but a nusance. This went on for about ten minutes as the screen became engulfed in static until Alice finally did something. She grabbed her sword, and snuck up behind Tilly, and STARTED STABBING SAXON!!!!!!!! But instead of stuffing coming out, realistic blod came out. Tilly watched in horror as her best friend was killed. When Alice was done, her sword was dripping with fresh blood. She chuckled evilly.

It then cut to Tilly in her room. Crying was heard, though she was just sitting there. Her eyes were red and bloodshot though, as if she had been crying. It stayed there for about five minutes before cutting to the next day. Alice was sitting on the couch in the living room, watching her soaps. Tilly was under the couch, her eyes still wide and bloodshot. Alice’s sword was in her hand. After a while, she attacked, cutting off Alice’s right leg. She screamed in pain. The blood and gore were so scary. Tilly emerged from under the couch, laughing and telling Alice that now she knew the pain, and calling her offensive words. The episode ended with a picture of Tilly, holding the bloody sword, with those wide, red, bloodshot eyes.

To this day no one has seen the episode, but one thing is for sure: it was probably made by the same guy that made Squidward’s Suicide.