Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Director's Cut

Do you all remember the Captain Underpants movie by Dreamworks? It was one of the most funniest movies by Dreamworks besides The Boss Baby and Shrek. However, there is an unreleased director's cut. Here's the story of that director's cut. So about 2 years ago, after also the Captain Underpants movie, I went on to order something online. I kept on being boring, until I found the DVD that looks like an ordinary Captain Underpants DVD. It's titled:

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS MOVIE DIRECTOR'S CUT!!!

The cover has Captain Underpants eviler, George and Harold looking scared, the title having blood drops, and Professor Poopypants is crossed out on it.

But stupidly, I ordered it anyway. 2 days later, it finally arrived. I hurried to my living room, put on the DVD, and DVD and chill.

The DVD didn't have the menu, but it began with an Dreamworks logo, which looks normal, but instead of the origin of Captain Underpants by George and Harold, the DVD cut straight to the moment when Mr. Krupp tears George and Harold's comic apart. Mr. Krupp is silent though. After that, they go to Mr, Krupp's office, but it just shows Mr. Krupp staring at me for 10 minutes straight. After that (AGAIN), the DVD cut to static, which wasn't supposed to happen nowadays, then cut to George and Harold getting in trouble, but Mr. Krupp said something else. He said he's gonna murder George and Harold with a Sniper Rifle like in old MLG videos I used to watch.

I was shocked when I saw what happened! Then it showed Mr. Krupp turning into Captain Underpants RIGHT AWAY! Instead of saying "Tra-la-laa!", Captain Underpants said "GO TO HECK!!!". I laughed so hard, thinking that the director's cut is better than the original movie itself for some reason. But the DVD showed Captain Underpants nuking Jerome Horwitz Elementary School, and killing George and Harold, and shooting Professor Poopypants! And then, the DVD finally ended, but instead of the credits rolling it shows evil Captain Underpants staring at me for another 10 minutes straight!

I ejected the DVD, lit it on fire, and just forget about that darn director's cut for a whole month! The next day, Captain Underpants appeared in my house out of ''nowhere, and nearly stabbed me! I'll never forget about the director's cut, and I'll never'' see Captain Underpants the same way again! So, later on, to calm me down, I decided to read Captain Underpants books.