SpangeBawb and da Jyint Kewkie

Oh no... it happened again! My microwave just committed toaster! How the hell is that even possible? I mean, it's a freaking microwave! How could it commit toaster? Well, um... lemme tell you the whole thing, I guess.

I was watching an episode of SpangeBawb Skwarepantz (not SpongeBob Squarepants, these shows are occasionally confused with each other) and it was all about SpangeBawb going to the Bathroom Store to get a new sink. Fortunately, however, he bumped into a JYINT GODDAMN KEWKIE! SpangeBawb said, "Aw, hell yeah! I'm taking this bitch home with me tonight!" SpangeBawb hopped in his extra microscopic but also insanely hyper-realistic car and he drove off with his jyint kewkie and when he arrived at his house, he kicked out Garee da Snael and replaced him with the jyint kewkie. Then, the episode ended for no reason, only to have it interrupted by Pachwick Ztar who said, "HOW DARE YOU SAY MAYONNAISE IS NOT A GOOD INSTRUMENT! MAYONNAISE IS WHERE IT'S AT! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED UNTIL FORTNITE BECOMES IRRELEVANT- oh wait, I guess you're ungrounded." Then it cut to a picture of Mr. Krabs Fortnite dancing on a cactus while crying tears of hyper-realistic blood. Then the episode ended, and the VHS tape that I forgot I mentioned I inserted in the tape flew out and landed in my oven. I then committed seppuku and then my microwave committed toaster. The end.