The funniest Shadow reader trollpasta you will ever read (rewrite)

The Shadow reader Is a youtuber who lives In a rotten shed. He does livestreams and orgy videos on pornhub. One day I was watching The Shadow Reader's livestream. It was entitled " Talking to fans while I stroke my hairy balls!" When I saw the title I knew It was gonna be epic. Shadow was on the toilet with this cousin. Shadow said that him and his cousin were doing a pooping challenge. He said Who ever takes the most gooey and girthy mud monster, they wouldn't have to swallow used condoms their parent's used. His cousin had a potato sack on his head and he was butt naked.

He asked Shadow If he could do the do. Shadow said yes. His cousin takes the potato sack off of his head and begins violently raping them. Those poor potatoes, all cover In sweaty dick flavored juice! Shadow gets pissed and said " What the fuck, now I can't make potatoes soup with out It tasting like your delicious ripe balls!" Shadow begins smiling before a black hole opened up behind his cousin. His cousin was sucked In and was never seen again.

Shadow stands up and turns on a 1980's radio blasting Eminem before doing the sex offender shuffle. I danced along with him, then I noticed something. Their was a dark stream running down his brown pants. I then realized he was pissing him self. Shadow begins to cry as he sucks In a blueberry muffin. Shadow cries more as he vomits dawn dish soap and baby ducklings. The piss from Shadow's pants soaked the floor. Shadow cries once more before he fell Into the depths of the earth.

I stayed looking at the screen. Shadow came out of the earth throwing blueberry muffins and used condoms at elderly woman an children. Shadow raps for a second " Look at the city, It's elders galore, parents don't really care about their kids anymore." After that line Shadow laughs so hard he begins swallowing exactly 4.444444444445 pezz dispensers. Shadow begins laughing while doing the Fortnite default dance with reversed porn sounds! Shadow stops dancing and begins screaming. Lots of people thought Shadow screamed " Kill them all!" But when I heard It, It sounded like " Give me coleslaw!"

An Italian plumber by the name of super Mugastion gave shadow coleslaw. Shadow ran up to Verne Troyer and smashes the bowl of coleslaw In his face. Shadow screams " That's what you get when you decided to join sides with Dr Evil!" Honestly I thought Shadow needed Dr Phil!. Anyway That's It! XD