Greeny Phatom: Littleguy666.avi

The Backstory
Greeny Phatom is a family-friendly television show that aired in 1995, and ended in 2001. I grew up with it, and still watched it on VHS tapes. However, I have a curiosity about a creepy bootleg DVD. Here’s how it happened.

The Pasta
One day, I was shopping at Walmart. When I got to the DVD aisle, I saw only ONE DVD of Greeny Phatom. It is simply titled “Little Guy” (aka “The Best of Little Guy”). I grabbed the only copy before anyone else could.

When I looked at it, the case was red, and there is two cuts on both of Little Guy’s eyes. I haven’t noticed it until I got home. I went to the cashier right away, because the store is about to close. The DVD costs $6.66, which is a weird sale. When I got home, I excitedly pop the disc in my DVD player (which still works). There is no commercials, or a DVD menu. Instead, an episode started immediately.

However, the intro was… different. Remember Sony Wonder, Cinar, and Children’s Television Workshop logos in every episode? Well, these logos are motionless. Then, the episode title card appeared, and it read “Littleguy666.avi”. I was shocked about the episode so far. Instantly, I paused the episode, and looked in the back of the DVD cover. A note with blood stain said, ''“HELP ME! I WAS TOO WEAK TO STOP IT! PLEASE, DON’T POP IN THE DISC!”'' I felt silent for about a moment. So, I resume the episode, and it began with Dr. Beanson in the hospital. He almost passed away! It cut to static ( with no hidden video, thankfully). Then it cut to the scene where Little Guy watches the news flash about a car accident. He cried as he saw Geo Guy getting crashed. This moment gave me a heart attack, because Geo Guy was one of my favorite characters. It once again cut to static.

Then the scenes got more distorted. It wasn’t until Little Guy went to his clone (Little Guy 2)’s house. He then tells him to have a little “fun”, but it was muted. Finally, it cut to the scene of Dr. Beanson in his fort. Little Guy and his clone snuck inside and whispered “Goodbye, Beanson!” and took out chainsaws and killed him, but it cut to static. Then Little Guy came to the screen and said “Whoever is foolish enough to watch this episode will go with the other  fool  that watched this!”

I was too scared. I immediately ejected the disc and threw it out the window, and buried so it will never be seen again. Also, I broke the case, and had nightmares about that episode for nearly 2 weeks.

If you ever see a DVD copy of Greeny Phatom, just... stay away from it...

Credited to Michael Olavarria