YoMama.exe

I used to be a huge fan of the Yo Mama youtube channel. I'd watch it all day every day. One day when i was visiting my dying grandmother a notification popped up on my phone and it sed yo ama uploaded a new video. I went into the bathroom to watch it. The intro looked very weird when Brody popped up his eyes were black and bleeding bloody tears. I took a screenshot of it on my phone. The video started and it had Brody killing all the mamas then my Phone broke as he jumped out the screen and tried to kill me i ran out the room and brody jumped into the living room and unplugged my grandmother's life support and brutally murdered my parents and siblings. I ran away safely and called the cops.

Me: "Hello?"

Cops: "911 what's your emergency?"

Me: "I'm being chased and hunted down by this very strong man."

Cops: "Ok we'll be right there we need to just log and trace your number."

Me: "Why?"

Cops: "Because we have to deal with YO FAT MAMA!!!"

I screamed in shock. It was actually Brody and he had hijacked 911 and now he has my location logged. I got to get the fuck out of here! Brody then appeared and chased me down with a machete. I was horrified i stole a bus and drove away.

7 years later.

I am now hiding away in a new town and have changed my name i also have an amazing girlfriend who i'm hoping to marry one day. I was just taking a lovely stroll then i saw something completeley odd it was my old iPhone 5 from 2012 the same one Brody came out of all those years ago. I have no idea how it was repaired. Out of curiosty i just took it baqck to my apartment when i entered my room Brody was there and my girlfriend was cut open and hanging from a noose.

Me: "OH GOD BRODY WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?!?!""

Brody: "YO MAMA SO FAT!!!"

Brody took my girlfriends trousers off and tried to strangle me with them. But i got the machete out of his hands and slit his throat. Brody was dead i had finally killed him. After realizing the danger of Brody's spirit lingering in me and all the damage he caused to my life taking away my family and my girlfriend. There was only thing i can do to save the planet from Brody. I went into the closet. Took out a pistol and shot myself in the mouth, i died instantly. I am now a ghost overwatching the planet and making sure Brody's spirit never haunts the earth. The End.