The Pokemon Surprise Of DEATH!!! :0

It was just any normal Saturday morning. My mom, dad, and sister were out doing something, so I had the house all to myself. So, I popped Pokemon SoulSilver into my DS, grabbed a Coke, and sat on the couch for some game time. The game started up normally. &quot;Hey, Sammy!&quot; I said to my Pikachu. I know he couldn't respond, since he was a game and all, but still. Suddenly, a message flashed up under Sammy's picture, in a text box, like everyone speaks. &quot;Hi George&quot; It faded as quickly as it came. I frowned. My name in the game was Tyson. So how did it know my real name? I shrugged and trained for a while, until Sammy apparently talked again. &quot;George let's do something else&quot; At this point, I was a little wierded out. &quot;No, Sammy, we are doing this right now, and that's THAT!&quot; Suddenly, an AWFUL noise leaked out of my DS! It sounded like a Pikachu cry, but louder and more squeaky. Than, it stopped. Sammy appeared on the screen. A little voice came out of the DS (apparently Sammy's). &quot;NO WE WILL DO WHAT I WANT YOU WILL DO AS I SAY DO YOU HEAR ME YOU WILL DO AS I SAY YOU WILL OBEY OBEY OBEY!!!!&quot; &quot;SHUT UP!!!&quot; I yelled. It stopped. The screen went all black. &quot;That's wierd,&quot; I thought. Than, the Lavender Town Song started to play. And I mean the original, from the first games. And then what happened next still gives me chills. Shown on the screen, there was a cavern filled with fire and lava. Sammy was standing on a boulder, being unharmed by the smokey ruins. Sammy spoke again, only it wasn't all cute and squeaky like it was before. It was EVIL. DEMONIC. DEVILISH. &quot;IF YOU DO NOT DO WHAT I WANT WELCOME TO HELL&quot; Suddenly, I saw my sprite falling into the fire. The screams that came from there still haunt me. &quot;B-b-but Sammy!&quot; I sputtered. &quot;You're overreacting! Just because you dont get whatever you want DOESN'T mean you have to show me all the depths of HELL, for crying out loud!&quot; Sammy turned around now. I saw his eyes were PURE fire. &quot;IS THAT SO? WELL THEN ENJOY HELL!&quot; Suddenly, a paw shot out of the screen! &quot;NO!&quot; It began to drag me in, slowly, taking it's time. I closed my eyes, getting ready to plunge into Hell for all eternity. Than, suddenly, someone grabbed my feet! They pulled me away from the screen. &quot;Thanks...WOAH!&quot; I yelled in shock. A pretty girl stood before me, however, she was anime. She looked like the girl option from Leafgreen. &quot;We have to get out...you opened The Vortex!&quot; &quot; WHAT? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAY???&quot; &quot;My name is Leaf, and what is happening to you is what happened to me! Except...no one saved me...&quot; &quot;Than how are you here?&quot; &quot; You don't REALLY go to Hell! The real Hell looks nothing like that! The real deal is 100000000000 times worse than what Sammy showed you!&quot; &quot;So....can you explain what happens to you if you get dragged in?&quot; &quot;You will be a Pokemon Trainer,&quot; explained Leaf, &quot;And be sucked in the Pokemon realm for the rest of eternity, which is OK, because you can get Pokemon and stuff, but bad, because you can never return.&quot; Leaf and I jumped in a strange portal and landed in a small metallic room. &quot;So.......what is so bad, besides the fact that you can't return?&quot; &quot;Every time you close your eyes in the Pokemon realm for more than two seconds, you will see Hell.&quot; &quot;The real thing?&quot; &quot;Yup.&quot; &quot;Well, how do we escape?&quot; She than reached into her bag and took out a small vial filled with unmarked liquid. &quot;Drink this. It will teleport you to when you're about to turn on your DSi. Good luck, and don't ever say 'hi' to Sammy again.&quot; She than handed me the liquid, smiled, and dissapeared. Shrugging, I drank it and found myself back on the sofa, right about to turn on my DSi.

Kids, don't ever say &quot;no&quot; to a Pikachu. If you do, well then, I hope you enjoy Hell.