CPW Drug Experiment V: Cocaine

Doctor 1: Doctor 2, please let out the cocaine.

Doctor 2: OK

Doctor: Good! The drug has taken effect.

~Givemepancakes has entered the chatroom~

~BRVR has entered the chatroom~

BRVR: Hi everyone

WhyAmIReadingThis: Hi, BRVR. Hi, pancakes.

BRVR: Weird, I was just tired a while ago but now I feel pretty good.

WhyAmIReadingThis: I’ve felt like that all day.

ChaoZStrider: brb

WhyAmIReadingThis: Bro what are you doin?

ChaoZStrider: PARKOUR BIATCH

Givemepancakes: Woah, you guys are weird today

KittenPasta: Oh dammit, they’re doing that experiment shit again.

Givemepancakes: WhAT FUCKING EXPERIMENT SHIT BRO??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

KittenPasta: They keep putting us on random drugs.

WhyAmIReadingThis: Oh really? Who’s “They”?

KittenPasta: I dunno. They said they just like to do this kinda stuff to people in their free time.

Givemepancakes: This gives me a great idea… all of you follow this link:http://unhalo.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Chat.

In Testing Chamber 02*

~Givemepancakes has entered the chat~

~LOLSKELETONS has entered the chat~

~KittenPasta has entered the chat~

~BRVR has entered the chat~

~SOMEGUY123 has entered the chat~

~Oskarmandude1 has entered the chat~

Oskarmandude1: Holy shit, why’s there so many people on the chat?

~WhyAmIReadingThis has entered the chat~

~ChaoZStrider has entered the chat~

~BRVR has entered the chat~

Oskarmandude1: Jesus, we can barely get 1 person on the chat.

~Jsuz’Ksov has entered the chat.~

Jsuz’Ksov: Huh. I see Oskarmandude1 has the same question that I have now.

Jsuz’Ksov: Oh, hey Givemepancakes. You and Oskar are the only people I know here.

Givemepancakes: Hey, Jsuz. I have something I need to sell you.

ChaoZStrider: I haven’t been following the chat too well, but apparently we got some fine Colombian product somehow and I guess Givemepancakes wants to sell it to you.

~Maddisalane has entered the chat~

Maddisalane: did someone say fine colomiun product????

Oskarmandude1: FUCK YES

Jsuz’Ksov: Can I get a free sample?

WhyAmIReadingThis: Sure.

Givemepancakes: Hey, I do the talking!

~WhyAmIReadingThis has been kicked by Givemepancakes~

ChaoZStrider: Wait, why do you have admin powers now? I thought that was only for the Trollpasta Wiki.

Givemepancakes: I guess the scientists forgot to take it off.

BRVR: Dammit Givemepancakes, why did you do that?

Givemepancakes: You know what, most of you are taking up too much space.

~SOMEGUY123 has been kicked by Givemepancakes~

~Maddisalane has been banned by Givemepancakes~

Oskarmandude1: DAMMIT GIVEMEPANCAKES

Givemepancakes: SHIT MISCLICK

Jsuz’Ksov: Man, fuck this shit.

Jsuz’Ksov pulled out what appeared to be a firearm. It resembled a small, 9cm model of Kwarsh’s dick, and shot what appeared to be plasma. Jsuz’Ksov discharged this firearm into the heads of ChaoZStrider, BRVR, LOLSKELETONS, and WhyAmIReadingThis.

Givemepancakes: SHIT GET BACK

~Givemepancakes has left the chat~

~KittenPasta has left the chat~

Oskarmandude1: Good call, Jsuz.

In testing chamber 01*

~KittenPasta has entered the chat~

~Givemepancakes has entered the chat~

~Dronian has entered the chat~

Dronian: Huh, I wonder where everyone went.