TEH EVEL SPAGHETTI

i wuz burnin me darwin teh fish wit leggs plooshie wen sudenly....

Wen sudenly....
teh plooshie terned around and luked all hiper rellestic. he startd chantin a very extremly relly soopr evil chant. he say:

YU WIL BE UPSETTY

YU TEH WURLD WIL FORGETTY

IT IS BECUZ OF TEH EVEL SPAGHETTI!

i was sp0okd wen he start bloding hiper rellestic blod on me hand. it woz red. i say “r yu don nao“ then he say ”NO!” and slapp meh in teh face. he continued his evil chant.

YU HAV ALREDY L0ST

$6.66 DOLLERS WAS THE C0ST

IT IS BECUZ OF TEH EVEL SPAGHETTI!.... 0ST.

darwin sukz at rhymin
”d0od u succ at rhymin” I powntd out. darwin stabed me wit his mashine gunn 666 tiemz. luckily, i had drink a +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 poshion b4. ”seriusly, u culdnt evun tink of a rhyme 4 0ST.”

darwin say a badd wurd
”shut upp” he say. “ZOMG U SAY A CUSSIE! CUSSIE WURDZ R BADDIES!” i say. darwin cri.

i get attak by EVEL SPAGHETTI
then all of the suden a EVEL SPAGHETTI come flyin in and lazer beemed me. i had my force feeld power tho and i doged it. “AHHHHHHHH EVEL SPAGHETTI” i say quietly. the EVIL SPAGHETTI and darwin both chant:

YU WIL DIE

NO ONE WIL CRI

BECUZ I FLI!

“how dose flyin maek peepol not cri wen—?” but i was inturruptd by them

GINGLEDOOFLE WIL GIT HIS REVENGE!

PUHBUHGU WIL GIV PEEBS A CHALLENJE!

''WOWZERS! ITS A '''MONGOL! '

“wha— uh— mongol dosent rhyme wit thoes wurds!!!” i sputtered. ”shoosh ur mouth!!” they say in unison.

YU R TEH SCHNOOFBLARP!

I SHALL KELL YU WIT MAJIKARP!

AND TURN YU INTO A POPTART!

teh finale
darwin and teh EVEL SPAGHETTI join into 1 creetur. i was soopr spooked. then they kell meh wit majikarp and turn meh into poptart.

TEH END
Author’s note ~ Hey! I hoped you had a laugh or two at this trollpasta! I’m going to try something new this time. Instead of adding my own images, I’m accepting your drawings! There is no deadline, I will add them when you comment them. Draw no more than two characters or events from the story!

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