Haunted Zelda

Someone help me I'm too scared and can't even sleep at night!!! YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE ME BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE!!! ALL OF IT!

I've never played a game in my life, and I just decided to take my brother's SNES from the closet and try one of his games. The one I choose was called Zelda: A Link to the Pasta or whatever. So I hooked it up and started playing. I chose the name ZELDA, because I assumed that was the character's name. The game started with the character laying in his bed, then his uncle left home and told him to wait at the house.

Then something horrible happened: The character started hearing things, someone called ZELDA was talking to him through telepathy, but since that's his name HE WAS GETTING CRAZY AND TALKING TO HIMSELF!!! I didn't want to keep playing, but my curiosity made me keep going.

Then I left the house, and went walking until I arrived at a castle. After a couple hours I found a hidden hole, so I jumped down. This is when stuff got REALLY weird. There was water everywhere and... ZELDA'S UNCLE WAS ON THE GROUND. Then he talked to him... AND HE DIED.

I WAS SO SCARED AT THIS POINT I STARTED RUNNING AWAY FROM THE SCREEN AND TRIPPED AND FELL THROUGH A WINDOW FROM THE 34th FLOOR INTO THE STREET BELOW AND A TRUCK RAN OVER ME.

PLEASE, whatever happens, don't play this game or you'll end up with a broken leg like me!!!