Will smith genie tries to digest my pantaloons.

one day i was walking down the street in my new pair of pantaloons when will smith genie walk up to me and said " give me your pantaloons or i will kill you with my epik genie powers". i screamed and he ran after me and i call 191. " 191, will smith genie is trying to digest my pantaloons". they said " we cant help you, we are eating doughnuts and drinking caffeine, and we are trying to beat up some evil dude". i went to my house and locked the door. will smith genie then said " i'll be back kiddo, and it will be hot". i am now in my bed crying because i'm scared of the will smith genie.