NES GODZILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 1

Planet Earth

Were you expecting buildup? Haha! You get no buildup! There were no rocks in the first level, but i saw a rock that looked like Red. It made me shit my pants. I decided to keep on playing. It's not my fault, I have a medical condition, called: I'm a dumbass. After the level ended, I saw a weird dude.

What?

Did you think I was going into depth? Nah. I'm too lazy for that. Anyway, I saw that I could play as the weird dude. I played as him, and it said "Sonic.EXE" And i was like: "Fuck, i'm gon die" But, then he did the laugh I can't remember the name of. Oh, i just remembered something. On the title screen, It said "NES GAWDZILLER!!!!!!!!!" Instead of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters.

When i got to the base, it changed to Red's face. I was like "Fuck." Then I went in, but nothing happened until the end. At the end, a skeleton popped out. And then he popped back. in.

Swamp

Swamp? I don't remember a swamp level in this game. There was a cutscene. It showed me an outhouse, and i ran past it. The door crashed open, and an ogre ran out. On the top of the screen, It said "Run". Then, i heard it. It said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!!" I shat myself, and ran. I thought Red had returned. Then I realised. Shrek. I wanted to kill the bastard, I turned round, and died instantly. Fuck. Then, A Mcdonalds toy of shrek stabbed me. I AM NOW SKELETON AMD I WROTE THIS