PRANK CALLZ N' SHIT: THAT SKELETON THAT POPS OUT IN STORIES!

Skeleton: hello mother FUKER

Guy: Hi, how are you?

Skeleton: Good

Guy: Me too.

Skeleton: I like poping out.

Guy: Me too.

Skeleton: Yea- Wait you can't pop out, I can.

Guy: Me too.

Skeleton: No, skeletons pop out, I am a skeleton.

Guy: Me too.

Skeleton: NO YOU ARE NOT! I AM THE FUCKING SKELETON!

Guy: Spell pig backwards

Skeleton: G-I-P (Gee I pee)

Guy: Why did you pee on the telephone?

Skeleton: What do you me- OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID! Skeleton: spell icup
 * thinks like a bo$$

Guy: I-C-U-P (I see you pee)

Skeleton: Haha!

Guy: So why are u peeing on the telephone?

Skeleton: AW SHIT MY PLAN BACKFIRED!

Guy: Me too.

Skeleton: FUCK YOU!

Guy: Say F-U-C-K M-E

Skeleton: Fuck Me

Guy: Exactly, Go suck cock and get drunk Skeleton: I feel like I got trolled. D:, I'll go cry in the shower. PERSON PRANKED!
 * hangs up
 * cries in the shower