I don't stan Tangled anymore

As you might've gathered from the title, I used to be a Tangled stan, but not no more. The following incident is completely true and in no way made up for the sake of gatting 5 seconds of fame due to other stories on this wiki being more inspired than this. So anyway....

I'm a 6542 year old nonbinary boy who was born in a subway portapotty back in -4589 or whatever. It wasn't until i was a decent ammount of years old that I wastched the greatest cinematic achievment known to mankind, Tangled. Ever since I watched this movie i've prayed to senpai Eugene Fitzherbert to bless me with dat dummy thicc ass of his, and i've also cuddled up in bed with my Rapunzel cardboard cutout, it was very cool and also inspired and original. A year after Tangled came out it was re-released in thethres, I immediately had to finish my furry Shrek X Garfield fanfiction and run to the cinema, but some girl named Douglas told me the premiere was cancelled due to an unforseen circumstance. Then I tried purchasing a blue ray. i ordered it when i got home and played some nicktoons ting. I got a message so i turned off the Sonic lost world thing and checked it, it said i cant have it, so sad, spoky. I tried pirating it and then i got cursed when i turned on pirate bay, i fell asleep and appeared in a warp zone. In the warp zone, a door locked by Rapunzel's hair appeared before me, in there were mommy and daddy noises, i guess Rapunzel and Eugene were doing the sex, but i thought sex wasn't real. Then i heard a horrible scream and then Rapunzel thrwe Eugene's bloody bound corpse at me, I didn't care because it was Tangled, and i love tangled, if you couldn't tell. Inside was a closet, with Rapunzel nowhere to be found but a closet with Bolbi Stroganovsky inside was there. He tried freeing me with his slap slap slap routine but then the closet burned or something. Rapunzel (actually wearing socks) came down on me and tried hanging me with her hair, but i explained that shes my waifu, so we decided to do a contest for no reason other than to add arbitrairy tension to a story that dosen't even warrant it. The first contest was for her to pour apple juice on me while i recite the Doctor Eggman pisses on the moon coppypasta. During this, Eugene turned into a very scary egg. After we were done, she tuorned me into a plush and did an SML movie with me called SML Movie: Bubble's Transexual Wife, where Bubble from BFDI got a transexual wife, which surprieds me, i wanted to suidide. After she was done filming she made me turn on the camera, however the camera didn't turn on, but when i clicked the turn on button i was shocked and also a little aroused. The video showed static and that was when i knew Rapunzel was actually Squidwarxxxxxxxxxxx, an evidl monster sent down to destroy everything everywhere everyone, and that's waht i called real horror. I rate it a 6/8. The next contest we did was the last one, i had to do a starring contest with psycho cat, but it kept morphing into E L O N G A T E D E R R A T A S  M A N and Smiledog. I lost the contest because i didn't fell like doing it, so rapunzelxxx tried to kill me like the epic girl gamer she is. I runned away and destroyed my rapunzel cardboard cutout and then rapunzel turned into the devil but teleported to the writer's workshop on Creepypasta Wiki. She was then deleted and cancelled on intagram. I now hate tungled and wear a chastity belt for no reason, i'm just kinky. I am fine now

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