Not a cliched filled pasta with running gags

I ran out of the house then i ran down the road then i ran up the road then i ran over a house then i ran into the house then i bought something for 666.13 so i ran away then ran then ran then ran then i ran into a wall but i ran through it then dont look behind you

RUN LIKE A MOTHER FU-

DEN i for some reason became an INTERN at NotLostEpisodesHeheYOUDIDNTSEEANYTHINGANDYOUBETTERNOTPUTOURLOSTEPISODESINTOCREEPYPASTAWIKI studios and saw a scary episode about spongebob but it was distorted and HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPER REALISTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

so I turned into a Werepire and BLEW THE MUDDA FUGGEN THING UP >:D

then you died

DUN DUN A MUDDA FUGGIN DUNNN!!!!!!11

Oh and then i got a game cartidge from this dude in a garage sale who sold it for MINUS OVAR 9000 cents so i bought it then the PS3 exploded so i killed alot of people then you died for the 500th time then

WHO THE HELL WAS PHONE? Oh and then a skeleton popped out and i was third canine since im a Werepire and chased him then i ripped the skeleton apart and chewed to the marrow then i burried him under my garden then a rock fell and it looked like this

ERMERGERD IN MY BACK GARDEN! SO THEN..........PART 2 COMING IN 50 YEARS!

TOTALY NOT UNFINISHED!!!!
 * skeleton pops out of you*