Tentakle's Skareh Experience

So one night I was in that there forest with a flashlight that had an unreliable battery. I had no fucking clue how I got there, but it was night, I was lonely and scared. So, instead of leaving, I decided to look around.

Three or four minutes later, I found eight pieces of paper with crappy, kindergarten-level drawings of some tall stickfigure.

Suddenly, I saw and heard static, as if my eyes were like fucking televisions or something. Did that mean I'm some fucking teletubby? I hope not... So I turned around for some reason and saw that there Slender Man, and I was like, &quot;FUCK OFF, SLENDER MAN! I HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO JAM ONE OF THESE INDIAN BIRDS IN YOU BRAIN!&quot;

Slender Man looked all fucking scared. &quot;You can't do that!&quot;

&quot;Yes I can...I'm slendererer than you...&quot;

&quot;What does that have to do with anything?&quot;

&quot;You're only twelve years old...&quot;

&quot;What?&quot;

&quot;You're only twelve years old...&quot; Then the next fucking thing I knew, Slender Man was unleashing some fucking serious Japanese porn on me.

Then, I woke up in the fucking forest and it was day time. Fuck. I hate the sun. So, I stood up and looked at one of those papers to see if it could make sense of what happened.

It read, DON'T LOOK, OR IT TENTACLE-RAPES YOU.

&quot;Well, that makes sense...&quot; I said to myself.

Slender Man started hugging me from behind.

&quot;FUCK OFF, SLENDER MAN!&quot;

He ran away.

Then, I walked up to an owl sitting on a tree branch and asked him, &quot;Yo, owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of this lollipop.&quot; I gave him the lollipop.

&quot;Let's see. One, two,&quot; he said, licking it. Then he bit the shit out of it. &quot;Three...&quot;

&quot;Owl, have you ever seen the first episode of the third season of The Walking Dead?&quot;

&quot;Yes, why?&quot;

&quot;Daryl, get over here!&quot;

Then Daryl from The Walking Dead came up and shot the owl dead.

&quot;Thanks,&quot; I said, giving him twenty dollars.

Slender Man started walking over. &quot;Gimme twenty dollars. Gimme twenty dollars. No wifin' in the club,&quot; he sang.

&quot;FUCK OFF, SLENDER MAN!&quot;

Slender Man ran away again.

Later, I found my way home. I ate some rice cakes, took a shower and went to bed.

Then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out.