How (not) to make a creepy pasta

welcome to my guide to how (not) to make a creepy pasta so here is a check list:

.a bunch of blood and gore

.edgy characters

.overly evil characters

.satanic/demonic to describe things

.bad spooling

.no explaining

.finding a random file

.if its a game file/video file put exe

.BE AS SUBTLE AS A BAG OF HAMMERS

so now we have our list of things to do so now make the cast and plot

so lets choose something like pokemon, now lets make a EVIL >:) title

POKEMON: BURN TO ASHES
ok now we have a title so now the characters. ash,misty,brock,pichachu,missing.no,buried alive and the narator. ok lets write the first sentence:

i WAS a pookayman fan util i whatchd a lost pookeymoon episood, this is 150 parcant tru.

perfect now lets choose if the narator dies or not

YES:

NO:

ok and finnaly a bunch of creepy photos

and now we have the perfect creepy pasta

i hope you have a very spoopy day

this is a joke on how to make a bad creepy pasta

im not sure if this might be alllowed but im just showing how to make a trollpasta

this is not official its just a joke post