Make A Trollpasta: One Paragraph per Edit Addition.

(OK, so now we're getting into deeply creative  Territory here. In this version of the game, we make a Trollpasta with one Paragraph each. There are only two rules here. One: No Caps Spam and Two: Try to keep the pasta funny, but consistent storywise.)

OK, so if you're expecting me to tell you that I was an Intern at Nick or some cliche shit like that, fuck you. Not gonna happen. The Truth about my life and the shit I do is far more Skeleton Poppingly screwed up than that. You see, I serve the perverted fucks who  make those Lost Episodes/Movies/Games everyone loves to hate so much. I work as Stunt Corriographer, a useless job, for a Studio within the bowels of hell itself, where Demons that look like mini George Lopez's roam and sickos like Dr Robotnik, Squidward Tentacles, Pinkie Pie and Mr George Better than Hitchcock Jetson, Set Up, Film, produce, direct and act out the lost episode Crappys within the lives of poor, helpless bastards on an Alt Earth where everyone is the descendant of Tom Cruise. We then take the finished product to your world and beam them up the asses and into the brains of any sad cunt willing to put them to text. Why? cause brain cells are our currency and we need you to be dense enough to keep reading those fucking pastas. Anyway, here's some shit we did shortly after Sonic.EXE hit the market.