Sonic Scarypasta

One day, I was all like "I'm gonna play some Sonic". Instead of using an emulator, I decided to go on eBay and find a possibly non-working dusty cartridge. I found one for $49.99. Now, hold on a sec... that's probably the best deal I've ever seen. So needless to say I bought it. It came in the mail about a minute later and I opened the box. A spider crawled out. AHH! I took out the cartridge and the cover didn't look at all like Sonic. It looked like a cartridge with... no sticker. That's really odd, man. After blowing and cleaning the shit out of the cartridge, because emulators are for emuLAMERS (yeah, that's right), I popped it into my old Genesis, which too needed cleaning. Now... whoa... I did some weird button combination and a ring sound happened. Then I pressed start and Sonic was a ring! Then, a item box, then an enemy. Right there I knew this was a cursed cartridge. Then it started raining and thundering so loud it turned off all the power in my house, except for the Genesis. Why did it happen? Because shut up. Anyway, I continued playing. When I got to the first boss, I was a Motobug. Eggman attacking his own robots? What the shit?! After that, I shut the game off, ran outside and a ladybug flew under my arm. I was all like "I'll put you out of your misery, Sonic!". SMASH! I smashed Sonic. Then, the curse was gone. The power turned back on and I quickly smashed the cartridge with a sludge hammer, and for good measure the TV as well.

Still the best 50 bucks I spent in a while.