Super Mario 69

This creepypasta begins when I was walking home from school. It was all peaceful, until I nearly tripped over something. It was a Nintendo 64 Cartridge. It said “Super Mario 69” on it. I put it in my pocket and continued my journey home. Oddly, there was nobody else around. When I got home, I put the cartridge into my N64, and started the game.

The game seemed like a ROM Hack of Super Mario 64. First of all, the title said Super Mario 69, and instead of Mario saying “It’s a me, Mario!”, he just screamed “Nice”. In fact, a majority of Mario’s sound files had been replaced with “Nice”. I started playing, and played up until the part where Mario goes into Bob-Omb Battlefield. This is where things got weird.

The ground was red, the sky was black and the clouds were just 69. The Chain Chomp was having a seizure and the Bob-Ombs were going crazy as well. They were moving around at intense speeds. I walked up to the Chain Chomp, but he suddenly sunk into the ground. Out of nowhere, the Rake came and killed Mario! He then charged towards the TV, cutting out the game. I think I then passed out.

I woke up on my couch, with my dog beside me. I don’t know what was up with that game, but it was crazy. I threw it out of my window, causing it to shatter onto the grass below. Purple gas was released from the cartridge, but it faded away. Maybe you’ll find this game too, and the Rake will be after you.