The Lion King 21

On a spring day, I went to the movie theaters to look for a trash movie to sneak into. Originally, I was gonna go into The Secret Life of Pets 2, but then I saw a different movie. It was called The Lion King 21. I decided that would be the movie that I was gonna sneak into. What a mistake.

Waiting for the movie to start, I took out my secret snack, Tide Pods. You should buy them! They are so delicious!!! Finally, after 21 hours, the movie had started.

It started with Simbee jumping on oofassas dead body. I started to cry. It was not embarressing for me since I was lonely. I cried so hard I spit out all the Tide Pods I ever ate in my life! But I kept watching. Then, oofassa wakes up. I yelled so loud that an earthquake happened, causimg a tsnaumi.

It then shows oofassa kill Simbee to death. This is when the nightmare comes. It all cuts to static. Then, the live action remake of The Lion King starts to play!!! I had to watch all of that. During it, I got sick and died.

I am in heaven as I am writing this. If you ever find The Lion King 21, dont watch it. You dont want to spit out all the tide pods you ever ate.