DORITOS LOADED: 666 Flavour

I love Doritos with a passion.

I went to Walmart and bought a pack of Doritos Loaded because they looked spectacular. We went straight home with pure excitement and cranked on the oven..... but this wasn't any ordinary Doritos Loaded pack...

A few minutes had passed and the smell of rotten vomit came crawling from inside the stove. We thought that a mouse had died in our oven and started BURNING. A few more lengthly minutes passed and the timer set off. We were absolutely starving at this point...! Opening the oven door exposed the horrid smell like a cloud of smoke.... we gagged.

Eventually, we grabbed a few of the demonic triangles and placed them in our virgin mouths.

The flavour that had oozed out was a disgusting array of satanic fluids.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE THINGS FILLED WITH!?" we yelled as we darted to the bathroom, clenching our poor bums. We've never felt the rage of 1,000,000 demons purge through our bodies and into the poor, suffering toilet.

All that I can say, is that the plumber got a fat check. Never let the devil consume your bum bum. I would recommend eating Kid Cuisines instead, as my friend BECKY in MIAMI said "MY KIDS LOVE THESE AND".

Don't ever make the mistake I did.

Original Source: brutalmoose's brutalfoods (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05FcqI0xbSM)