FAKE CRAP

FAKE CRAP

I was watching TV and i saw a commercial for fake crap. I wondered why anyone would want to buy fake crap. I then went to the toilet, and did a crap.

Then i tried to wipe my ass, but It was fake crap. I looked in the toilet and there was more fake crap. I tried to wash my hands, but fake crap came out of the taps. Then I went to my refrigerator to eat some chocolate.

I ate 1 piece, but it tasted like plastic, and it was very soft. I realised it was fake crap. Then I went to drink chocolate milk. It was real milk.

JUST KIDDING IT WAS FAKE CRAP

Then I went to the store to buy the fake crap. I thought that if I bought it this would all stop. I stepped in crap. It was fake crap. I realised my shoes had turned into fake crap. I got to the shop, and bought the fake crap. IT HAD TURNED INTO FAKE CRAP- oh. Then, my shoes turned back into shoes. Then I realised I had shit my pants. It was real crap.