ONCE UPON A TIME...

ONCE UPON A TIME.....

THERE WAS A GUY WHO LIVED IN A BIG CITY BUT THEN HE MOVED OUT INTO A COTTAGE IN THE COUNTRY SO NO PEOPLE COULD BOTHER HIM.

ONE NIGHT HE HEAR KNOCKING AT DOOR.

HE OPEN DOOR AND SEE GHOST.

HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND CRY.

NEXT DAY HE IS IN REHAB AND IS TALKING TO THERAPISTS AND SHIT ABOUT HOW HE SAW GHOST.

HE IS ACTUALLY SCARED FOR NO REASON BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A GUY IN A FUCKING GHOST COSTUME AND WASN'T REAL. IT WAS JUST A FUCKING PRANK.

THE GUY WAS SUCH A FUCKING DUMBASS THAT HE MOVED BACK TO CITY BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GHOST.