Crappypasta: The Cheesy Sitcom

Insert cheesy sitcom starting music here

Jeff walked in covered in blood and the crowd went wild.

EXE Says "WOAH JEFF DID YOU KILL AGAIN?!?!?!"

Jeff said "SHUT UP YA RODENT" and stabbed himself.

Exe said "WOAH JEFF YA OKAY?!?!" Ben drowned yells from the toilet. "JEFF'S MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE!!!"

Exe said "SHUT UP BEN!!!" Ben ran out and said "GO FUCK YOURSELF EXE!!!"

Suicide Mouse then threw a gun at exe and exe said "REAL SUFFERING IS NOT KNOWN BITCHES!!!" Then exe shoots himself in mouth.

Jeff wakes up "SHIT EXE IS DEAD!!!" he said.

Then EVIL PATRIXXX BLEW UP THE HOUSE AND SAID "ME WIN YOU LOSE BUHBYE FUCKFACES!!!!" and then evil patrixxx flew away before the house blew up. Jeff BEN and Suicide Mouse died The End.