King Koopa gets a Vasectomy

One day, in the magical Mushroom kingdom

King Koopa(or bowser you may call him)

for the billionth time, tried to capture Princess Toadstool(or Peach you may call her)

But, as always, Mario always beats him up, and takes the princess to her castle. And everything's a happy ending

Except for King Koopa...

He lyes there on the floor, crying, because his master-mind plot has been vanquished by a plumber.

So one day, King Koopa was sitting on his royal chair and he thought of this.

"What if I do get the princess? Then what?"

He thought of this for a while.

Then he got the greatest idea.

He would, violently, have sex with her.

But, he has to get a vasectomy first.

Because they don't make condoms for giant dicks

(I was forced to say that, but he has a dick the size of a baby carot+ the shrinking mushrooms)

So, he went to one of the koopa doctors.

And he got a vasectomy.

Once he left, the doctor started laughing

because he has never seen a dick that small before.

So, when Mario and his brother Luigi, were Karting

Princess Peach was alone, in her castle.

and you know what I mean by alone...

If you know what I mean

King Koopa, took her by surprise.

And they had sex.

Even though it would be considered rape for the Princess

It's not considered rape if you like it.

So, King Koopa won the battle...

at least... he thought

A couple weeks past, and the Princess missed her period

She found out that she was pregnant, on what she thought was Marios' baby.

Nine months later, she had the child

and it was a koopa.

Mario was pissed, so he beat the living shit out of her.

and stomped on the koopa, then throwing the turtle shell at another koopa.

and coins came out of both of them, so did the points.

Then a 1-up shroom came out.

When Bowser heard the news, that Peach had his child

Bowser was pissed, so he charged up to Mario...

And you know what happens next...

Bowser gets his ass whooped, and he goes home crying.

The End