My horrible confessions

I've been hiding this for a long time, but they must be said

Here are my horrible confessions
I sometimes pee on the carpet because I'm too lazy to open the toilet lid. Yeah it's gross, but hey, I didn't get caught yet.

And I prefer walking on four legs. I can walk on two legs, but it feels strange.

oh

and im dog

why are you calling the cops

WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE COPS I'M JUST A DOG NONONONONONONONNNNONONON DONT DO THIS MAN PLEASE