Pokemon senpai version

Pokemon senpai version

I know you're not going to believe this, but this entire thing happened and I want to commit suicide. It all started when my abusive parents forced me to buy some vegetables. Instead, I found a creepy old man who was for some reason selling pokemon silver. He said he got it because his pet dog died or whatever. I took the cartridge without paying and ran off, the man obviously mad.

I used to be skeptic, but the next thing happened. No joke. I started pokemon silver and selected totidile. Some fat dude walked up to me and gave me a machoke in return for a sandslash. As soon as it was traded, it became machamp. I cherished and and used it in battle. I defeated all 16 gym leaders. I was going to beat pokemon trainer red, when the text showed up:

"Don't even think about it, Kazuto."

I was shocked at this. How did it know my name?

"You said your name was SILVER, but I know your secrets."

Now he's reading my mind. What the hell?

"I can read your mind because I AM you.

A battle then showed up. It said "PKMN Trainer Kazuto wants to fight!"

The other me sent out Charizard.

Then a Pikachu.

Then an Arcanine.

Then a Scyther.

Then a Rhydon.

Then...himself... All the pokemon We used had disorted cries and it said things like "CHARIZARD has died!" Or "FERALIGATR has died!"

Then another text box showed up:

"RED used CURSE!"

"SILVER used PAIN SPLIT!"

"Kazuto has died!"

At that moment, I was in my room, with a hacked level 666 mewtwo. It said OT/RED meaning this was from my old game. It's nature was HATE, even though natures didn't exist in gen 2.

I was shocked by this. I took a nap.

In my dream, I was battling my dead sister who had a Blastoise, Ninetales, Sandslash, Eevee, Nidoqueen, and Zapdos, all level 0. I sent out a level 666 Charizard, which killed them all. I woke up.

I will never play pokemon again.

And then a skeleton popped out and said "Notice me senpai!"