TRIGGER HURT PLAYS BANJO KAZOOIE

HOW I OBTAENED TEH COPEE

I went to some gay biker's house because I was buying a copy of Banjo Kazooie for my N64. When I bought the copy, I went back home and popped that shit into the console and it started up normally

WEN SHIT GOSE WRONG

When I was controlling Banjo teh bear, Kazooie got all pissed and raped Banjo and then hyper realistic blood all over the screen and I shit my pants. Crash Bandicoot randomly came into the screen and then that stoopid fucking hamster with pants just frolicking around in the medow like a fucking idiot.

BILL GATEZ IZ GAWD

When Banjo was getting raped, his skeleton popped out and then Kazooie's skeleton popped out as well. The screen went black and then a bloody screen appeared saying "BILL GATES IS GOD", which was fucking weird because this game was made in 1945, before Bill Gates was even born. I was very skeptical with the whole creepypasta shit and everything, but now, I believe in this shit based on my experience with this shitty hacked game.