Bluud killed me and then killede my goast

onde dY i was walking in ao park but then a bluud kame out an killd me so then i wad a goast BUTTHEN bluud cam agin ans murdeped me and i was double dead and decided to write a statry about my double deth becuze there are tomes of computers thst cN ACCSESS THE INTERNETWEBZIS og shiy a goast of bluud killed me agin and im a zombiue goast naw but there are still computrs and im hidoing from bluud but now bluud is here and he is bleeding hyper realistc BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!11!!!1!11!!1