SCARY SHREK

One dark and stormy night' donkey walking around trying to find onions for shrek's stew when suddenly there was a ear bleeding scream. pepsi pig (NOT A RIP OFF OF PEPPA PIG..) WAS FEELING ALL SASSY UNTIL SHE GOT SHOT AND THAT WAS THE END OF HER LIFE.SHREK WAS SINGING ALL STAR IN THE SHOWER FEELING STUPID UNTIL HE NOTICED NO GIRLS LIKED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS UGLY :(           SO HE SCREAMED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH SO THATS THE END OF MY EPIC COOL STORY TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE SO TO RAP IT UP HE DIED CUZ HE DRUNK PEPSI.