POKEMANZ BLUDY EMRALD

THE F1RST DAY
One day I woke up and I was really bored. I sat down at my computer and watched lolzcats for a while, But it was just not fun anymore, so I went to ebay to look for breakfast. There was no breakfast, so I looked for vidiagames to play. I already had Mario and zulduh and all that crap, but I had not played any pookemanz before, so I looked for some pookemanz games. I found a game called pookemanz emrald. It had the word BLUDY EMRLD drawed on it in marker and it cost 2 cents. I was wondering if it was worth the two cents.

THE DESISION
I thought about it for 7 days and then I realized that like 200% of gaming creepyposters started out by bying a game of ebay for cheep, and i wanted to play pookemanz emrald and not want to die, or get sucked into my gameboy or necer sleep again, or die or be scared, or even DIE!!! Soooooooo I went to kijiji and bougt the game.

THE SCARY
Once the game came, I was playing Superman 64 while starving because i was to lazy to eat ever, so I got the thingy from the dude and gave him the freaken tew cents (Cheepscate) and put the game in my gameboy advance sp. I terned it on and it was normal. I looked at the dudes folder, it was called Ha Ha, so I checked it out. The Dude had a ryquaza, a zecrom, a ryquaza, a majicarp and that whale dude. their names speled this: YOU WILL DIE. So then PATRIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX came out of the gameboy and did acid barf on me and I almost died, but then he eated meh and I got a game over.

CONCLUSION
PATRIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX owned the game and trolololololed everyone who played it, so they died