Breadwinners 666

Breadwinners 666 (NICKLODEN IZ ILLOMYNARTY!!!)
U WONT BELIVE ME BUT DIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN!!!!!!!

I was an intern at Nickelodeon studios when they were showing the pilot to Breadwinners "Thug Loaf", but when they played the episode I couldn't help but notice something different...

The music was played backwards in G-major, and it was so loud that our ears started bleeding hyperrealistic blood! Srsly! and SwaySway's and Buhdeuce's eyes were hyperrealistic and covered in hyperrealistic blood.

But we ignored it and let the episode continue.

We noticed that the episode was entitled "666 SUICIDE ILLOMYNARTY LEAVE NOW!!!11!" but we assumed it was just an oversight.

When the episode started SwaySway looked straight at us with his bloody Hyperrealistic eyes and said "Leave Now..." When suddenly A SPOOKY SKELELETONN COVERD IN HYPERREALISTIK BLUD CAIM OUT DA SCREEN AND STARTED SLAUTING ALL TEH OFER INTERNS AND DEY SPRAYED HYPERREALISTIC BLUUD WHEN DEY DIES!!!!