SHREKangelion Genesis

I was unwined in chair, enjoying some quality anime that you base-born Gaijin properbly never heard of such as Nadia when mai numbah one otaku friend sent me an electronic mail. He saint mii link to a lost episode of Neon Evangelion Genesis. That show was awesome (and if u think its ending was bad you are obliviously have poor taste or are into dadime) I throught so wen I herd that there was I order it right away. 11 minutes later, a hyper-realistic mail-carrier(No there NOT called Mailmen cause that is sexyist) handed me a hyper-realistic DVD. The DVD had “Shrekangelion Genesis” wroten in black maker. I inserted disk into my VCR(thats what 90's kids used in case you ignoramesses did not know) and tiltle screen came up.

I saw Shinji near Asuka. Than Shrek popped in and throwed Asuka out of windoe. Shrek than said to Shinji “Aye,Wait for me by door laddie” and than stormed of. Shinji knew what must be done he tolded himself “Shrek is love. Shrek is life.”

Shrek than came, than arrived back and grab Shinji by the hips and wispered in his ear. “Calm down! Iam just gonna Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, till you get sore.” After a the tender love scene, Shrek went on a rampage killing everybody. He use there i's in the martini drinks. The episode ended but it turned out that there was other episode! It opened up with Shrek single-handedly preventing the third impact(Lou kit up nub) and banging every character in the show! It than fade to black wen suddenly it happened.

The episode quickly turned morbid when he screen begin to get all staticly and things. Several massages appeared on the screen they read “Things were never the same after that day” “Shrek become mentally unstable and spent his remaining years in a swamp” “Asuka gave birth to three Shrek babies, but soon after took an arrow to the knee” and finally “The infants were sent to swamp to be presumably eaten by there fasjaa”. Than it got quiet and showed “YORE NEX...” I was really getting freaked out than it got all staticly again and ultra hyper-realistic image Evil Patrixx appeared on the screen. The image of Patrixx appeared to be getting bigger and bigger. It was at that moument that I realized the is ultra hyper-realistic Patrixx was cumming out my hyper-realistic HDTV!!!11!

Patrixx was laterally an inch from my face, he was staring at me menacingly. Than the video suddenly ended. I realized that Patrixx was simply showing me whose the boss. But than the phone rang and I answered it. I don't need to tell who was on the line.