JEFF OVEREATS

ONE DAY JEFF GOT REALLY, REALLY HUNGRY. HE ATE 3 PIZZAS, 10 CHEESEBURGERS, 20 TACOS, A RACK OF LAMB, A PHEASANT, A ROAST PIG, A 200-POUND SALMON, 7 GRILLED SQUID, 20 STRIPS OF BACON, 5 RACKS OF RIBS, GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN, 12 APPLE PIES, A CHOCOLATE CAKE, A RHINO, A HIPPO, A 30-INCH FLATSCREEN TV, A MING VASE, A GAME BOY, RICHARD GARRIOTT, AND HIS OWN HOODIE. HE WAS SO BLOATED HE COULDN'T MOVE AND HE WAS ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE. THEN BEN GAVE HIM A WAFER-THIN MINT AND HE EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PASTEY-WHITE PEICES.

JEFF THEN WOKE UP, IT WAS ALL A NIGHTMARE. BUT NOW HE WAS REALLY, REALLY THIRSTY...