The pen is disappear

sorry for my Bad english, but i need to tell You sum ting. my pen is disappear. i whas trayin to white wiht my pen but ten it disappear. my pen is disappear. i was trayin to lok 4 it but adjust coulnt fine it. i stil dount no y but it maik me it got me feeling in some type of way. iwas loking 4 it in the gutder but saem ting. the pen is stil gon. i ten cal the poo lice but my phon no longher hass serviss enymor, so no resphonse. damn You cricket. i had to lok up te naim two maik sure i spel it corectlee. i dryve to bitch indesTrees, you no, te guise behynd tose faimeous cheep pens. o wayt, it is BIC. so ten the caps appeer becaws aparentlee, i whas twespasing, nd it whas pryvat prophertee nd i was violating te rooles nd laws but clearly i whas not. so nd i pull oevr two side of rowd. but ten i dryve away fast nd asscaipe tose caps nd iam now on the whantd lisst. b4 tat, iwas dreenking sum cocacola. o yah, my pen. so, my Pen is disappear nd is gone. i stil hav knot fond my pen, becaus my pen is disappear.