Evil Patrixxx is dead

NORMAL EDISHUN

SO AI UM GUNA TEEL YEW ABOUT TEH TIEM I KIELLED PATRIX BC HES AN JURK! SO AI WAZ WAKING AROWND TOWN AND PEEING ON DAH POLEZ AS USHUAL AMD A PINCONE MAN CAME UP 2 ME AMD TRYD TO KELL MEI AMD SAYD "UR GUNA DAI U DUM BOI" ZO I GRABED MY CROSS AMD HOLDED IT UP 2 HIEM AND STABED HIEM IN THE PINCONE HED AMD HE YELLED "O NOEZ IVE BEN IMPALEDED" AND I SAID "HECK YAH U HAVE BEN IMPALDED" AMD HE WAS DED

AMD DEN A SKELITUN POOPED OUT O HIZ MOUF

Sir Edition

Today, my young chap, I shall tell you about a very invincible male pinecone known as "Patrixxx" who I had impaled quite rudely with a cross. He had killed a nice young gentle man with the name of "Nice young butterscotch chap" 234,798,095.5 times so I had to do what I did. I was walking down my hometown street urinating on large, black poles as I usually did everyday for hours and hours when a pink jolly good chap walked to me and said "you, my mighty fine chap, are going to be ended, you not very smart child who is a male." And then tried to put a hole through my body 234,798,095.5 times with a ball that looked very destructive so I pulled out my wooden, brown, rectangular cross and impaled him gently with it and he said quite loudly, "It seems that your wooden, brown, rectangular cross has impaled me, young chap." and I calmly responded with, "Heck yes, you have indeed been stabbed with my wooden, brown, rectangular cross." And he lay on the ground without moving forever because he was no longer alive or breathing.

And then a white, bone-y skeleton popped out of the hole in his face that he ate and breathed with.

OUTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the best thing I have ever wrote. It took about an hour. I was inspired by this:

Sir Patrixxx

I only did it because of the funny rule of:

9. EVIL PATRIXXX cannot die. Anyone who submits a story in which PATRIXXX dies will die horribly at the hands of EVIL PATRIXXX.

It's just one of the established rules of the Trollpasta universe.

COME AT ME PATRIXXX. YOU'RE ALREADY DED

now im scared im gonna die

o no

Patrixxx ilu im sorry

* PRAYS*