Jeff the Pimp

Once, in the land of Creepypasta, there was a city called Killer City. In the ghetto, Jeff the Killer was one of the largest pimps in the city. He owned 6969 whores, one of which was Jane the Killer. One day, all 6969 whores were out for Forenzik's blood, an even larger pimp, with 6970 whores. He also punched Jeff in the face. When the whores got into his bunker in the Creepy Desert, he set off a nuke, killing 6968 whores...minus one Jane and Forenzik. When Jane got back to Jeff and told him the bad news, Jeff killed her, ending her Mary Sue life on the Earth.

The end.