The True and Terrifying Tale of The Hash Slinging Slasher

Years ago on this very wiki, there was a user called &quot;The_Hash_Slinging_Slasher&quot; who was a mediocre trollpasta writer ” just like you ” only CLUMSIER. And then, one night, when he was making pastas ...it happened.

He cut his own dick off by mistake.

...AND IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!!&lt;&gt;

Then he replaced it with a stick of dynamite, which EXPLODED! AND AT HIS FUNERAL, THEY BANNED HIM!!

So now, every............TUESDAY NIGHT, his ghost returns to the Trollpasta Wiki to wreak his horrible vengeance.&lt;br&gt; But how will you know he's coming? WHERE ARE THE SIGNS? Well, lucky for you, there are three signs that signal his approach:


 * 1) YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS WIKI FOR ALL ETERNITY (EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ADMIN)
 * 2) THE PHONE WILL RING, BUT NOBODY WILL BE THERE
 * 3) THE_HASH_SLINGING_SLASHER WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND CUT OFF YOUR PENUS!!1!1!!111 (IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENUS HE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE AND MAKE YOU DO MATH PROBLEMS UNTIL YOU DIE FROM SMOKE INHALATION)
 * 4) Nosferatu