Jimmy and Jesse

There were two children, named Jimmy and Jesse. Jesse and Jimmy ejaculated in each others asses, like it was no tomorrow. Jesse saw an ad on the t.v. The ad said "For a Good Time, call (666)-666-6666". Jesse immediately, called Jimmy and said "DUUUUUUUUDE WEE NEED TO CALL THIS ANONYMOUS PERSON. HE COULD PROBABLY GIVE US AIIIIIIDS" Jimmy responded "COOOOOOOL AIIIIIIIDS". Jesse called the number, but there was no voice when he said "DUDE GIVE ME AND MY FRIEND SOME AIIIIIIIIIDS!". Rather than hanging up, the other side of the phone was just static. After Jesse said "GIVE US AIIIIIIIIDS" for a second time, the phone number said "seven days." then the person hanged up. Jesse, who never saw The Ring (or Ringu, depending on where you live) said "DAAAAAAMNN, I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE SEVEN DAYS, CAUSE I'LL GET SOME AIIIIIIIIIDS".

Jesse, and Jimmy(who also never saw The Ring), waited seven days till they got their aids. out of no where... EVIL PATRIXXXX COMES BURSTING OUT OF THE DOOR, WITH HIS MIGHTY COCK IN HIS HAND SAYING "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE, WHERE ARE MY BOYS, SO I CAN PEE". Jesse and Jimmy were stoned. They said to each other "duuuuude, that shit is trippy". Patrixx, went up to the children, and put his massive bear cock in their assholes. Jesse and Jimmy, not knowing the term rape, enjoyed the violation of their assholes mighty good. Patrixx, wasn't pleased. So he left the boys, naked, and their assholes the size of truck tires, and both boys were pleased.

7 days later, they were tested for an STI. They both contracted Syphallis. They were unpleased.

The End!