Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On

ONE DAY JEFFERY THE KEELER WAS MAKING A MACARONI SKULLPTUR. HE HAD GLUE ON HIS HANDIES. THEN HE ACCIDENTALLY BRUSHED HIS TEETH WITH HIS MAMA'S TOOTBRUSH. &quot;OH NOES MY MAMAS TOOTBBRUSH HAS GLUE ON IT&quot; HE SAID. HE DECIDED TO PAWNCH DE TOOTBRUSH OFFA HIS HAND WITH BAWCKSING GLOVES. HE PUT ONE ON AND REALIZED ITWAS STUCK TO HIS HAND WITH DA GLUEE. NOW 'JEFFERY THE KEELER HAS TO TYPE WITH HIS BOXING GLOVES ON!!

SAMPLE OF JEFF'S MESSAGES TO ME

APERIL 1 2012

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MAY 23 1945

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JULY 5 2013

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(Idea gotten from '&quot;Jeff Spinoffs That Will Never Happen&quot;')