GTA 49

So one day I was playing Minecradt when my screen broke and I decided to play Roblox on my phone. When I was playing Murder Mystery 2 in Roblox, my friend came out of the Ipod and killed my family so brutally I had vietnam flashbacks.

After, I went on the Trollpasta wiki when suddenly, I saw the most horrific thing ever. It got shut down! So then I went to GameStop and killed Peter Griffin and took a game called GTA 49, which was shocking since there was not a 6,7,8,9,etc.

Later, I went home and kicked my furry suit and put in the disc on my TV for the game GTA 49. However, something scary was wrong with it. STATIC! The static kept going on and I waited for 32 minutes until the game started.

There was not a loading screen, or a menu screen, but there was a scene of Scooby Doo kissing Tails cutely. It made me blush like an anime girl.

Then, it showed Big Smoke dabbing. The scene was over.

After that, there was more static. I decided to be smart for once and try taking out the disc. But, there was super glue, meaning I could not get the disc out. I tried breaking the TV, but then, it grabbed me and forced me to watch. 22 hours later, the static stopped and it showed Buzz Lightyear do the floss while it was playing the soundtrack of Guardians of The Galaxy.

I was then able to control Big Smoke, who was dressed up as Bo Peep. I took a car and ran over a character who looked like my mom. She died brutally.

Then, there was a cutscene of woody dancing to old town road with a video of a cult behind him.

I decided to shoot the TV with my $80 Nerf gun.

So I shot the TV. But the TV did something. Something disturbing. Something satanic...

It exploded, causing me to fly to the underworld. I saw Big Smoke there, with Satan. I now had wings, so I flew away to Subway, where everyone was selling a Goosebumps book called, "Slappy Slaps Me".

I decided to live there. 10000 years later, I found an Ipad. So this answers how I am writing this. I decided to visit my exploded home. It was fixed. When I went in, I saw something horrific.

Woody was dancing to old town road, like in the game, GTA 49. I then was trapped in a toilet for 90 years, until I came out and decided to write this story.

Right now, I am warning you all. This is serious. Never play GTA 49 if you find it or this might happen to you. Actually, dont even play GTA at all. Ok, thats all folk!