The Scariest Story That Was or Was Not Told

I saw a hyper realistic eye, and a skeleton popped out, and the phone rang, and I said Hello and slender man said &quot;Who was Phone?&quot;, and I replied &quot;Justin Bieber&quot;, and he just stared, as I looked in a mirror and I was Richard Pryor, and then I heard a voice that said &quot;Do It&quot;, and I said &quot;Do What?&quot;, and there was an unrealistic silence, and as I was leaving, Barney walked in and told me about death and I almost died but I ran and grabbed an AK-47 and shot him in the big purple hyper realistic tooth. I then saw Spongebob blink as a picture of a live action Chuckie screamed, and then the dead Bart told me about the Heron, and it was my mission to find Mr. Heron and get him to make a mess of Barney's pots and pans. I then flew on my seizure inducing pokemon to the only dirt road, and I met Heron, I told it &quot;Then it will be to late&quot; and it said &quot;Heron is Tree&quot;. I was like bodacious so I said &quot;Have you ever watched Candle Cove&quot; and he said &quot;I am Candle Cove&quot;. We then won the game against the Icarly clan and then Carly and Sam were killed by a hole, Spencer cried, and Freddy bought a cat. A SCARY CAT.