An ordinary trollpasta, but i wrote it while blindfolded

Did i actually write this blindfolded?
Yes i did.

How did i write this blindfolded?
I have just simply memorized the keyboard layout.

I'm Now looking at the finished product, Perhaps i have not memorized it well enough.

The story lol
It all started when i became a a intern at nickelodeonu. i WAS MANAGING tge enauks at tge nickelodeon, i responded to a email thats said

"can i see EvIL PATRIXXX?" i said to them, "yes"

Then i went to get EVIL PATRIXXX from the nickelodeon prison, i took a key for the prison door to unlock the door to EVIL PaTrixxx';s prison cscell

But then EVIL pARTIXXX killed me and i became skeleton. After this EVIL PATRIXX Went to a ikea and burnt it down while hitting the nae nae.

At first it appeared EVIL Patrtrixx was hgoinh tyop ysker over the world, but then Jake paul appeared out of nowhere and started an EPIC ANIME BATTLE WITH EVIL PATRIXX ZONMGNOMG SCARY.JAKE PAUL TOOK A AR 14 AND STARTED FIRING AT EVIL PATRIXXX. EVUK PATRIXX THEN DODGED TGE BYKKETS, he then hit a massive nae nae on jake paul, killing him instanly. JAKE PAUL'S BODY THaEN BLEW UP..

AFTER THIS EVIL PATRIXXX WENT TO A BAR TO GET SLAMMED DRUNK, AT TGHE BAR HE N=NET DOGE THE YELLOW DOG, THEY GOT INTO A FIGHT AFTER EVIL PATRUXX'S ACCEANTLYLLY HIT THE NAE NAE ON DOGE. EVIL [PRATORXXS KILLED DOGE.

OMGOMG THANEN EVIL PRATIXX BLEW THE ENTIRE BAR UP AND THEN HE BLEW THE ENTIRE EARTH UP..AND THEN EVERYONE BECAME SKEELTON.

A SKELETON UP-POE DUIP.,