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HoodoHoodlumsRevenge please read this
One day...I was playing ''SpongeBob: My pants ripped! ''it was a game about spongebob who ripped his pants apart from because he shitted himself SO HARD that his willy was shown. Then SpongeBob needed to find parts of his pants around the town. But something weird happend. When i lauched the game, SpongeBob was holding a rifle and brutally killed squidward because he cheated on him. When i pressed START for a frame there was amazing text. I couldn't read it in time so i took reseted and took a screenshot of what it said:

"Squidward had sex with Patrick. But Patrick was with Robert the Sponge. When Robert Heard moaning in the bedroom he flew to the bedroom door. He SPARTAN KICKed the door. -SpOnGeBoB. ThIs Is My RoOm.- said patrick and went up to sponge. Then he brutally fucked him. Because they live in Alabama."

Then i red it and continued playing.

Actually FUCK IT! I took out the disc and threw it out the window!

My TV was in static mode.

But the game was still on.

I SMASHED THAT LIKE BUTTON TO JOIN THE FREE GIFTCARD GIVAWAY!

And then the disc and the TV flew back in my room. Feeling defeated i played the game. It was static for 0.5 seconds. But i ain't got time so after 0.3 seconds i flew out the room and left my house. FOREVER