Runescape

I logged into Runescape one day and noticed that my friend ldlJesseldl wasn't online, yet posted online through the clan page status. I was going to ignore this but instead, since I have no life, I decided to creep on him some more and go looking for him. I noticed he was on world 164, a world dedicated to a certain minigame of Runescape, known as Stealing Creation.

I grabbed my Game's Necklace, rubbed the fuck out of it, and got ready to bust this noob Jesse for being a bot, little did I know that he was not botting but in-fact being possessed by the late TheOldNIte (a legendary Runescape veteran). As I made my way up to the stealing creation lobby I saw a glowing orange dot on my minimap. &quot;Haha, I have him now!&quot; (I said this outloud because I have no friend in real life and I feel Runescape busting is an accomplisment equal to kissing a girl).

I made my way towards the area he was confined in and I jumped over the stile while almost tripping over my enormous ego. I made my way towards ldlJesseldl, noticing his attire consisting of a knitted brown wool shirt and green pants. I approached him saying, &quot;Hello Botter :3 Fucking noob!&quot; And to my surprise, he answered saying &quot;You are not good for team!&quot; and then stabbed me in the middle of my face with a Jagex Bronze Dagger. I was totally surprised that Jesse was not a bot, but in fact a hacker! How could he get a weapon into the stealing creation lobby? That little cheat.

Then I looked up at the computer and instead of spawning in Lumbridge like I usually do, I spawned in a place titled &quot;The Nether&quot;. I was totally surprised and scared out of my mind. I turn my camera only to see zombified half-wolf half-human things approaching me saying &quot;Yo foolz wantz a cheezburgars?&quot; Instead of clawing my face in half like I thought they would, they instead surrounded me and took turns foundling my greasy, fat ass. Before I could figure out what they were doing (I never learned about sex because I'm Jehovah's Witness and I play rs all day) they pulled my pants down and started to penetrate me in ways I didn't think were possible. It was kinda hot now that I think about it, but that's besides the point. After getting jizzed on by the pack of wolves, I started to like this place called The Nether.

In the distance noticed a speck of orange, I said to myself &quot;Maybe a new color party hat or a rare yugioh card!&quot; I ran as fast as I could for 37 seconds but then I got tired, so I decided to walk. As I approached the orange speck more closely I noticed it was in fact a young, austistic looking boy. He greeted me saying, &quot;Helloz im austins, when is clanz citadeeelz update?&quot; I was confused by his rather random question so I answered &quot;I don't know.&quot; He then replied, &quot;Ok so how are yo...when is the clan citadel update?&quot; I exclaimed, &quot;I DON'T KNOW!!!!&quot; He answered, &quot;You don't have to be a di...How much dung xp will I get if im 67 dung with a bot?&quot;

This convo continued for a few more minutes until i felt the need to leave this austistic, fat ginger. However, when I tried to walk away my legs were chained to the floor and he laughed, &quot;Hehe you won't escape from m....when do we get to mine in the citadel?&quot; And to this day I am stuck with this retarded ginger who pretends to smoke weed and have a girlfriend.....FUCK YOU JESSE! -Chess Moon

A SKELETON POPPED OUT