Teh evol dawg

so 1 dey i wuz walkin down teh streetz nd i saw dis dawg and it trid 2 kil meh nd it bit meh andz i telepooted in2 a h0us andz a hyper relistik jef teh kilr wuz dare and teh slendrmenz wer 2. i wen 0ut teh hous nd i wuz in teh snowz den i got ded. DEN A SKELATINZ POOPED OUT OF NOWERE