JEFF THE KILLER EATS JANE THE KILLER

ONE DAY JEFF AND JANE WERE FIGHTING (AGAIN) AND JEFF WAS LIKE "FUCK THIS SHIT!" AND DECIDED TO END THIS FORCED, UNINSPIRED CONFLICT ONCE AND FOR ALL. SO HE OPENED HIS SLIT MOUTH ALL THE WAY, UNHINGED HIS JAW (HE CAN DO THIS IN MY HEADCANON, OKAY?) AND SWALLOWED JANE WHOLE. THIS MADE MRBIGDOG REALLY ANGRY. "YOU JERK!" HE SAID. "YOU ATE JANE! YOU DON'T EAT JANE!" SO JEFF ATE HIM TOO. AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOYCING. THEND.

Written by Furbearingbrick.