Orcs Must Die 2: The 3rd Character

So im a college student that loves the video game orcs must die 2 i play it all the time by myself because i have no friends :( one day the game got an update that didn't have any patch notes. When I booted up the game I got a message saying "you unlocked Natas The Lived Sorcerer" i got very confused because the game only has 2 characters the war mage and the sorceres i got excited because a new character means new weapon when I started playing i noticed that the character had more health than mana and used a book as his weapon called nocimonorcen He also had a trap that teleporterded the to lleh. when the orcs finally approached i started attacking them with the nocimonorcen the orcs exploded into hyper realistic gore i felt sick when i saw the orcs organs flying everywhere when i finished the wave i saw a cutscene natas gutted the war mage and sorceres body parts were flying everywhere and i started puking then i realized that natas backwards was... SATAN and nocimonorcen backwards was necronomicon. then satan appeared in my room and killed my hamster i got angry and killed satan then threw my computer out the window if you see an update to orcs must die 2 dont download it or you will die