KIDSNAPPER

=== '''THE KIDSNAPPER IS BADD. HE GOES OUT AT NIGHT AND SMACKS THE BUMS OF NAUGHTY CHILDREN. HE LURES YOU IN WITH SWEETIES AND OFFERS TO LET YOU PET HIS “DOG”. HE ALSO DOESNT LIKE SANTA SAN. HE GOT COAL FOR CHRISTMAS! HE ALSO SAYS THE N-WORD. HE IS A BIG MEANY — SO BEWARE!!! THE NEXT TIME YOU BREAK YOUR BROTHERS LEGO OR STEAL YOUR SISTERS BARBIE, REMEMBER THE KIDSNAPPER AND HIS WHITE CHARIOT OF DEATHNESS!!!!!''' ===