RollerCoasterTycoon3.exerection

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This is quite possibly my last trollpasta on this wiki for awhile, now read this shitty shit of the shit and don't give a fuck about this message, bye.

Wehn i piaretd teh gaem
I went on the internet and googled "RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Platinum free" because I'm a poor fucking faggot and I live in my mom's basement and I jack to horse porn with my 3 inch dick. I found a link to this shitty website that had a quick download to the game. As I downloaded the installer, I noticed that instead of your average ".exe" file extension, it was ".exerection", which made me shit my pants. The installation took forever, about 3 fucking hours, so I jumped in the pool to kill time (And myself).

Wehn teh gaem doen wit donlodain
After I got out of the pool, my buttcrack was all wet and itchy, so I proceeded to scratch it, but my finger got wet, so it slipped into my anus and up my rectum, thus making me finger myself. I checked the download while scratching my ass with my other finger, and it finished. I loaded up the game and this is where things start to fuck up.

teh fuck up part
The usual blue menu screen was all period red and there were pictures of granny shit spreaded all over the screen. I clicked sandbox mode and then a guy spreading semen all over his chest popped up. The loading percentage went up from 2% to 666%, and then there was a picture of Satan eating his own shit and then a skelington popped out. When the game finally loaded, I attempted to build a roller coaster, but an evil patrixxx showed up and started shitting on the tracks and the park guests. A wild Mickey appeared and started raping random people and telling them to go to Disneyland or he'll fuck them harder. Then a fucked up spongebob appeared and then a skelington popped out and the whole screen blacked out, which made me jizz in my pants. I pulled out my other finger from my buttcrack and then it was wet.