Create a Trollpasta with 10 words per edit

So we "Create a Trollpasta with one sentence per edit", "Create a Trollpasta with one word per edit", "Create a Trollpasta with one paragraph per edit". Let's see how it goes with "Create a Trollpasta with ten words per edit". Here we go! I'll start: I was an intern at Nutshack Studios. I was watching a trash reading of this creepypasta. How meta. Anyways, I was fangirling over Jeff the Killer when suddenly I felt my boner getting crushed by Shrek and his Donkey hands. Shrek just said, ''Hey, Bitch. Ya want any lost episodes?'' One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten! I said "Fuck no! It’s cursed, much like everything else!" "PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC MY BOY" sang a random voice. It was Gordon Ramsay, entering a dance battle with Shrek. I played "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. Shrek danced but was completely rekted by Ramsay's sexy moves. He said hard-r but nobody would listen to him because he's a fatass. I stepped back, realizing how shitty this story has gotten. Creepypastas are supposed to be scary, yet here we are. Shrek saw a HYPER-REALISTIC Fiona that stabbed him & Donkey got smacked with raw meat by Gordon Ramsey screaming, "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?" He then stabbed me and I woke up in a giant fishtank. There was no way out. Suddenly, I catch sight of EVIL KERMIXXX eating Billy Mays. Ramsay approached and shouted ANGELY to KERMIXXX "IT'S FUCKING RAW!"