A Rap to Offend the Trongle... oH NoT AgAIn!

Characters:
Sir PatriXXXX sToOB (ALEXXX)

Ungle Bungle Bungalo (UBB)

Nigel

Trongle

Le Rap
ALEXXX:

Ongle Trongle, he is a Sprongle,

A pest, all the way to Mongols.

My guy is Nigel,

Ungle Bungle is my guy-gel.

The Clapper is Clappercrap;

So I beat his Osu! map.

Onkle Stonkle, I bobbed your uncle!

Your uncle ain't ben, you got spunkle.

Here comes Ungle Bungle Bungalo,

He makes Neanderthals go-go;

Though he is not, though

He is Erectus Hetero

And sung like early Vitas.

Then the Trongle, we pit us!

UBB:

Skedaddle Skedoodle,

The Trongle can't SMASHING,

Thornberry killed his poodle,

BLARGHAGH on his cow ting!

TribangHell, turned to MERMAID MAXXX;

Popping the punish since DIRTY BUBBUXXX!

In the days of tough-kank Pre-Pests

Did I put them to the test;

NEPTUXXX had problems,

G/Gug give Bunk a rest.

Grandad Clamdad;

He's my grandad.

Clamps, clams in Navidad!

Trongle:

wHo DArEs oPpOSe ME!?

yOU dRiNk pEePeE,

ThE OnEs StOOb bAbIEs.

ShREk WaS mY BroTheR,

69 YEaRs yOu'RE ThE wRIngER

WhEN 666 lUCky NuMBeR:

420, 50,001, 666.

PATRIXXX aTe THe BUrGeR MiX;

UbERsToObER,

yOU'rE a FiSHMonGer!

Nigel:

What the nuung?

Not that beefy chung...

You will recieve banish,

Leave now or ING I SMASH.

Lord Nelson's Trousers,

A yeti comes for your trousers;

Yet does he undo the threads,

Yes, the Trongle has weak powers, posers.

Ogre says 'Ogogogo,'

Thornberry says 'Poppet, hello!'

I come to say,

Go froob Heck-Pear's toe!

Thornberry Mighty,

Thornberry Wighty,

Chain lighty,

Cannon at head - Clap-Messy;

Messy when SMASHING Becky,

Your Fact File is tacky.

My flow is spesh,

Just try your god of flesh;

Raise my sword, mesh,

Stop now, recall Big Mac's clash?

Clappernoid clash,

CTut moves like Flash;

Raise my sword and you're the mash,

Like at birth, the flood to Hell's gash.

The champion, all-defeated?

The thornberry, head-aimed?

My Adspace is truly sacred.


 * Nigel raps faster and harder than the Globglagabgalab and sounds incoherent to mortals*


 * Trongle gets banished and its feelings are hurt*


 * Trongle of Sprongle 3 happens*Nice.png