A really bad MLP fanfic

So I was sitting at home takin a poo then a portal appeared so i finished my poo and went through it with toilet paper stuck to my shoe. I felt things happening that didn't feel like normal things happening and then I came out in a happy butterfly bright lala land named equestia. So then i couldnt feel my fingers and then i looked down and i had none. I went to a random stranger and had saxy sax with her and then the portal opened so i went through and i got back to da normal world and now i are typing dis story to tell the tragedy of what happened. FIN.