Pokemon Turd Brown

It all started in 2004, When I got a copy of Pokemon FireRed from Ebay. When I got the game, It wasn't Pokemon FireRed at all. It was a blank cartridge that had a strip of paper which read "Pokemon Turd Brown." I put it in my Game Boy (Girl) Advance and it loaded to the start screen. I pressed "New Game." The screen turned black, then text appeared and said "What is your name young man?" I put the name "Ash." Then, I was in a bedroom. I went downstairs and exited the house. Big bold text appeared on the bottom right corner saying "Diarreha Town." I went to Oak's Lab talked to Oak, but then my game turned off. My door opened and no other than Oak himself was there. He proceeded to poop on my face and took my game.

I didn't know how to feel after that.

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