Squidward.EXE

I was an intern at Nickelodeon 1999, Stephen Hillenburg made an episode on a VHS thats locked away in the vault called Squidward.exe, we went to get it and put it on the old VHS, the intro was the same but Spongebob's Pineapple had some blood stains all over, after the intro we went to the Title Card which had the words "Squidward.EXE" on it, it was a black background with the Comic Sans font. The episode started out at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs was confused about the whereabouts of Squidward, so he took up his job for the day, it was all good until we went to Squidward's house, Squidward was looking away from the camera crying blood. Then the camera flashed this image of Squidward for 30 frames. Squidward had black eyes and red pupils crying blood, the text where it says LOSER had DEAD, Squidward.exe went to the Krusty Krab and started stabbing Mr. Krabs and pulled out his eyes and ate them with hyper-realistic blood. Then all of a sudden a skeleton popped out of one of the customers and ran off, but Squidward dismembered the skeleton brutally, then Spongebob started panicking, but not with his real voice, the voice of a dying man. Squidward.exe stabbed Spongebob, but since Spongebob was able to regenerate, he took him to the nearest volcano and threw him into it with hyper-realistic lava. Squidward turned to the camera and said "YOU'RE NEXT!" he jumped out of the screen and stabbed me 10 times, it hurt really bad, I am a ghost who made this, if you see a VHS and put it in and Spongebob's Pineapple has blood stains, dispose it as fast as possible.