Jeff the Killer joins Wikizilla

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Wikizilla gave me permission to do this, and I'm a part of Wikizilla, so this is not flaming.
Jeff was looking at some thing called "The Internet". He had learned it was a good place to meet new people. Hopefully, new people to kill.

He had broken into a building, killed everyone there, and opened up a computer. Luckily, they didn't need passwords.

He browsed websites, and finally arrived at one called "Wikizilla". He wondered if it had people to kill, so he clicked on it.

That was a mistake.

He browsed the pages, and after no luck, he entered chat.

He got greeted by a bunch of "Hai"s, "Hullo"s, and more of the sort. Jeff grinned, little did these people suspect that they were about to be murdered.

Just then, some random user with a red dragon for a profile pic typed in "(Dracoruss) *slashes at the trolls*".

What were trolls? What the fuck was Dracoruss? God damn, maybe this website was just filled with a bunch of annoying kids.

Suddenly, a video of a giant green ogre was posted. Jeff's mind was flooded with little voices saying "Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek....."

Jeff shrieked in horror and hit his own head with his hands, accidently knocking his bra down.

Jeff turned red and pulled his bra back up, then looked on the site again.

He saw some link a guy posted. He clicked on it and saw a horrible drawing that burned his eyes. Crimson blood flowed out of them at the speed of light.

Jeff howled in pain, he tried to exit out of the website, but it was no use. For some reason, he couldn't exit out.

Jeff tried to get out the door, but it was locked. He banged on it, but it was no use. He sighed and just decided to accept his fate.

Jeff looked at the screen with bloody, crimson eyes. He kept looking, but images of trucks, boxers, red dragons, green ogres, and the such haunted him. Jeff ran off, so terrified he broke down the door, just then, a truck, a red dragon, and a green ogre roared at him. Jeff was so terrified, he blew up.

As blood flew everywhere, the Wikizilla users wondered why Jeff was still AFK, and kicked him as a test.