POKEMON DARK SCARY SPOOKY COLOR

ONE TIME I WAS OUTSIDE AND SOME OLD GUY HAD A POKEMON GAME SO I BOUGHT IT. WHEN I GOT HOME, I PUT IT IN MY PS3 AND THE GAME STARTED. THE TITLE SCREEN CAME OUT AND IT SAID POKEMON DARK SCARY SPOOKY COLOR! IT WAS SO SCARY I CRIED! I PLAYED THE GAME AND PROFESSOR COKE SAID I HAD TO COLLECT 666 DIGMON AND MY TRAINER'S NAME WAS DEAD GUY AND THAT MADE ME THROW UP. MY TRAINER WALKED AROUND AND A MAN SAID "I AM DEVIL! P.S. THAT MEANS SATAN." I FUCKING KICKED MY TV SCREEN OPEN AND A YOKO ONO CAME OUT AND I ALMOST WET MY CLOWN PANTS. THE YOKO ONO SAID I WILL PAY FOR WHAT I DID SO I WENT TO BEST BUY AND BOUGHT A NEW TV.

P.S. I'M DEAD