Sam's rich Jester

giggidy!&quot; Laughed Noseybonk, taking a crap on Jane.

The Jester's bagged piper
&quot;Come on me man! There's work to be done!&quot; said the grimmed toe nail licker, sitting on Slenderman. &quot;Oh please!&quot; bosted Uncle Sam's Jester, &quot;I am Uncle Sam's ROYAL Jester!&quot; &quot;I bet you are,&quot; speeched the grimmed toe nail licker. Eventually they made it to Summerland ketchup marby, the worst place on Earth. &quot;Help!&quot; Screamed a girl. A giant long white thing with nostrils was on her ******. &quot;Oh my god!&quot; Said Uncle Sam's Jester, &quot;Noseybonk got her!&quot;

WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!?
&quot;I see you!&quot; Said a strangely familiar voice, Uncle Sam's Jester turned around to get his head cut off by Noseybonk. &quot;You loose! HEHEHEHEHEHE!&quot; gurgled Noseybonk, also slicing the grimmed toe nail licker's head off.