THE PATRIXXXY PART 3: THE WAR

Odysseus' men were armed and prepared, while EVIL PATRIXXX's army wasn't. &quot;I'M GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO SURRENDER, FOUL BEAST!&quot; Odysseus screams. &quot;Just start the war&quot; EVIL PATRIXXX said. Odysseus' men screamed as they lunged at EVIL PATRIXXX's army. And then, EVIL PATRIXXX killed them all using GOAR FEST. The world shakes. &quot;THE WORLD IS SHAKING! IS IT THAT DUMBASS MOON?&quot; BEN says. &quot;No. It's Satan&quot; The Balloonatic says. Satan arrises as he's about 6 SUPAH SIEZED FEET TALL!!! &quot;EVIL PATRIXXX!!!&quot; he screamed, &quot;YOU HAVE ABUSED YOUR POWERS!!! YOUR DEADLY POWERS SHALL NOW BE SENTENCED TO HELL!!!&quot; &quot;How 'bout no?&quot; EVIL PATRIXXX said. &quot;THEN YOU AND I SHALL FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH YOUR ASSEMBLY OF MERE MORTALS!!&quot; he declaires. Everybody looks shocked and stunned. &quot;I'm out&quot; Jeff the Killer says. &quot;Me too&quot; The Balloonatic said. &quot;I shouldn't be doing this&quot; BEN said. &quot;Woof, woof*!&quot; Smile Dog says. &quot;I may have killed VinmanPasta (which I enjoyed), but fighting Satan is too far&quot; WormJeff says. EVIL PATRIXXX was then feeling alone. &quot;Hey. You still have us&quot; LOLSkeletons said. &quot;We'll help you. It has been quite a while&quot; Furbearingbrick agrees. &quot;Alright. LET'S DO THIS!&quot; EVIL PATRIXXX said with excitement. The trio unleashed the perfect move: THE SPAM! So, they used Orangeknightguy's power to spam and cause Satan to have butthurt. &quot;HDHFHAMAJQHGAHXHDNENVDVDUFUCKIGSTOOPIDNOOBJFIEJWHQHAMBDIFUCKEDYOURMOMINTHEVAGINASOHARDANDILLDOITAGAIN&quot; they screamed. Satan's skeleton popped out and he finally died. EVIL PATRIXXX, LOLSkeletons, and Furbearingbrick were exhausted from battle. &quot;Well, we did it. Let's go home&quot; EVIL PATRIXXX concluded. The trio got famous, but now, LOLSkeletons made it to a game called FaÃ§ade as the POV, Furbearingbrick became a movie star, starred in Spider-Man 4, and EVIL PATRIXXX plans to WURLD EAT soon.

The end.