PATRIXXXKARTMANN.666

ONE DAY I WOS WALCIN WITH ME DOGGY AND HE POOPED OUT A LITTLE GIRL GIRL SAID "THERR IS A PATRIXXX OUTTA HERRRREE! I WAS LIKE "WAT DE HEK?" SHE DEN FOLLOWEDD ME TO DA CAR AND DROOVVEE LIKE A CRAZZZAD MANIAK OOH YAH

GIRL WAAS A BIG POOPOO! UNTIL I FIND DA PATRIXXX! HE KILLEDA ERIK KARTMANN! HE STOLEE HIS BEEANIE! I WAS LIKE "WHAT DE HEK?" PATRIXXX SMILEDD AND SAAID "I AMM GODD!" HEE ALSSO SAID "I AM GODDD! 666" HE DEN RRAN AND CILLEEED MEE! I DIED AND A SCELETON POPPPEDD OOOOOUUTTT!

THE ENNDD!!!!!