Don't Watch! Please!

My sister loves SpongeBob, but it was summer and this summer no episode came on.

&quot;I WANT TO WATCH SPONGEBOB!&quot; she screamed,

&quot;But it's summer!&quot; I yelled,

&quot;I WANT TO WATCH SPONGEBOB!!!&quot; she screamed again, punching my leg.

I searched on YouTube but I didn't find anything,

I emailed my boss at work and he linked me to one YouTube video, so I clicked on it...

The screen started black for 10 seconds, and then a crack and glass breaking sounds came on. The video told me to not watch it.

This was definetly not a normal SpongeBob episode,

But then the crying scene from Grandma's Kisses came up and blood-red letters were across the screen

&quot;I AM SORRY BUT I WILL NEED TO COMMIT SUICIDE&quot;

&quot;WHY DO YOU LIVE&quot;

Then a picture of a gravestone saying RIP SpongeBob came up, I instantly got scared, the screen turned black once more....

''I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH!!! THE DEAD SPIRIT OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS WILL STALK YOU AND MURDER YOU!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH!!!''

The video stopped, I sat there in silence.

''2 weeks later a man was found dead, he had a younger sister who adored SpongeBob SquarePants. According to some people, he watched a video on YouTube 2 weeks before his death. The cause was unknown.''